Collect all nine fox tails to summon the dragon?

"Little cage." In the supermarket late at night, Su Chi took out a box of bagged instant noodles and said while filling the container, "Your body has returned to normal."

"Oh, it's almost there." Across a container, Xiaolong stood opposite Su Chi, arranging brightly packaged biscuits of various colors.

Through the gap in the container, when Su Chi raised his eyes, he could see Xiaolong who was in a happy mood opposite. She was always a person who liked to laugh, and when she was in a good mood, she wanted to show all the spring on her face.

There was a moment of hesitation in Su Chi's heart, but he still said firmly, "In this case, I think you can go back to your home."

"Eh?" Xiaolong pushed away the biscuit and instant noodles on the shelf, and just shoved his face into the shelf, approaching Su Zhi's expressionless face, "Why?"

Su Chi pushed Xiaolong's face out of the shelf with two fingers, and put the scattered food back together, then said calmly, "I'm poor, and I can't afford you and Su Qiu."

"I have a salary." Xiao Long said anxiously: "The store manager will pay me a salary soon!"

"...Didn't you count it?" Su Chi couldn't laugh or cry in his heart, but said with a blank expression on his face: "More than half of your salary has been used to offset the snacks you ate."

"What? Did I eat up all the snacks in the supermarket?" Xiaolong's eyes widened in disbelief, her palms kept pulling her hair, and the decision maker who finally remembered this matter immediately said with certainty: " No, I'm going to find the store manager!"

After finishing speaking, she excitedly ran out of the container, ran towards the phone on the cash register, and desperately called the sleeping store manager.

Su Chi waited for her to get through the phone, then raised his head and looked at the white-haired girl.

Xiaolong's hand holding the microphone is very tight. When she speaks, she is always accompanied by many body movements. Sometimes she is innocent and cute, sometimes fierce, sometimes warm and kind, and sometimes full of evil.

Su Chi couldn't explain the various temperaments that this person was born with. In short, there was nothing similar to himself.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether you live or not. With Xiaolong's clingy personality, even if you drive her away from home, she can post it every minute, and entangle you endlessly, so Su Chi wants her The words of leaving were only [-]% full, and only she knew how much she was sincere.

Sometimes, she just wanted to struggle, which meant that she had resisted anyway.

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Su Chi used poverty to blackmail Xiaolong, and Xiaolong could neither steal nor rob, like a snake being held down by just seven inches, so he drooped his long face all night, unable to do anything.

In the early morning, the store manager, who was woken up in the middle of the night, came to change shifts with dark circles under his eyes. Seeing the sluggish Xiao Long, he complained bitterly, "Why bother with money? Come, come and sign, and I can pay in advance." I will give you a month's salary."

Xiaolong happily skipped over to look at the so-called "contract", only to find that it was clearly a cannibalistic contract of prostitution, and immediately got angry, plucked the feathers of the hen at the door, and chased the store manager all over the supermarket to make a fuss.

After packing up, Su Chi pushed open the glass door and called softly, "Xiaolong, let's go."

"Oh." Xiaolong threw away the chicken feathers and followed Su Chi like the store manager, like a puppy.

The two returned home with the morning sun on their heads and feet on the morning dew, and they were surprised to find that there was an old-fashioned square table with hard corners in front of the sofa in the living room.

Su Chi froze at the gate, frowning and staring at the simple square table, hesitating whether to step into the gate of his house.

"What is this?" Xiao Long, who was not as vigilant as Su Chi, had been walking around the square table for a long time, and asked curiously, "This table is old and ugly, who brought it in? It's still in this place?"

Su Chi thought for a while, then called out loudly: "Su Qiu!"

The eldest brother Su Qiu came out of the bedroom rubbing his neck, and replied sleepily: "You guys are back..."

Su Chi pointed at the table with a downcast face and asked, "What's the matter with that table?"

"Oh... I bought it." Su Qiu said, "Isn't there no table for dinner at home?"

Xiaolong put his hands on the table, pressed it hard, and said strangely: "Why did you buy such an old table, it's square, big, and tall, if we don't buy three stools, we have to stand Do you want to eat?"

Su Qiu fiddled with her around the square table and said, "No, the dining table should be this high."

"But..." Xiaolong pouted, still feeling ugly.

Su Chi at the door interrupted their conversation and suddenly asked, "Where did you get the money to buy the table?"

Su Qiu suddenly said with a guilty conscience: "I took out the money in your bank card..."

Su Zhi resisted the ominous premonition in his heart, pressed his slightly twitching forehead, and asked in a low voice: "...how much?"

When a tall and straight man like Su Qiu was asked about the price by his sister, he couldn't help lowering his head and twisting the hem of his clothes, muttering, "...[-]."

"..." Su Chi felt that the veins at his temples were about to jump out of his head.

Xiaolong saw Su Zhi's face was ashen, and Su Qiu nodded and lowered his eyebrows. Even if he was unreasonable, he felt the danger of the storm. She took a step back silently and quietly moved away from the culprit Su Qiu.

Su Chi's voice has never been so deep and stern, "...5 yuan for a broken table, what a handwriting you have."

"Sister, listen to my explanation! This table is the ancestral furniture of other people's family, not to mention the wood, but it has been handed down from the late Ming and early Qing to the present. If it weren't for the old lady's urgent need for money due to an accident at home, 5 Where can I buy Yuan?" Su Qiu said anxiously: "Come and smell it, this table is really fragrant."

"..." Su Chi couldn't bear to look directly at his brother's IQ.

How did he fall for such an ordinary deception?

Seeing that Su Zhi didn't believe it, Su Qiu grabbed Xiaolong's arm next to him and said, "You can't fool people with the age of this piece of wood. If you don't believe me, ask Xiaolong!"

"What, what?" Xiaolong didn't expect the flames of war to suddenly spread to his head, and said nervously, "How do I know! Hey, is 5 yuan very expensive?"

"...All my savings so far." Su Zhi laughed back angrily, "Xiaolong, if I still have the 5 yuan, even if you don't get paid for a while, you can continue to live and eat with me for a while."

As soon as she said this, Xiao Long, who was already trapped by money, immediately became annoyed, she let go of the square table, jumped on Su Qiu's body and hung it, and was so angry that she pinched his neck, "Give back the money to Su Chi! Give it back to Su Chi!"

Su Qiu said anxiously: "But I have already paid for the cash on delivery."

"Return the goods!" Su Chi was furious.

"Return the goods!" Xiaolong shared the same hatred.

Su Qiu grabbed Xiaolong from his body, took her by the arm and pushed her to sit on the square table, struggling for death, said: "You sit and see, this table is really good."

Xiao Long was about to struggle, when she swayed, she slammed into Su Qiu's chest, and said in surprise, "Wow, there was an earthquake?"

Su Qiu supported Xiaolong and shook his head, "No."

"But... eh?" Just as Xiaolong sat down again, the square wooden table under him suddenly shook from side to side. It shook so violently that Xiaolong could only lower his body and hold on to the edge of the table, and shouted, "You said there was no earthquake?" !"

But in fact, in the whole living room, except for the square wooden table under her, nothing was shaking.

Su Zhi stared at the table that seemed to be installed with a powerful motor to shake independently, and said in surprise: "Su Qiu, stop it!"

Su Qiu was already close to Xiaolong, and before Su Chi could order, he had already reached out and pressed the corner of the table, suppressing the vibration of this weird wooden table with all his strength.

Unexpectedly, under Su Qiu's restraint, the originally slightly stable wooden table seemed to have grown legs - it had four legs - retreated from under Su Qiu's palm, and landed in front of the sofa .

Su Qiu looked at the wooden table in astonishment, "This..."

Su Chi was also puzzled, "..."

Xiao Cage, who was stuffed on the square wooden table for a while, seemed to have not recovered, and glanced back and forth between Su Chi and Su Qiu, "...what the hell is it?"

No one answered her because no one had an answer.

Su Qiu and the square wooden table were in a bullfighting situation, each of them was ready to go, and the living room fell into a strange silence.

A few seconds later, Su Qiu stretched out his arms and threw himself at the rectangular table. He stepped on all fours of the table, avoided Su Qiu with great flexibility, and galloped like a crazy horse in the living room with Xiao Cage.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xiaolong was dizzy on the table, even shouting showed the rhythm of running wildly at the square table.

"Don't run!" Su Qiu blushed with anxiety, and didn't know if he was chasing the square table or trying to catch Xiaolong.

Su Chi stood dumbfounded at the gate, she never thought that one day she would see such a curious scene in her living room.

While Su Chi was in a daze, the square wooden table, which had been chased and had nowhere to hide, rushed straight to the gate with the bewildered cage.

It wants to run away.

But in front of the door was Su Chi who had nowhere to go.

"Sister!" Su Qiu called out anxiously.

"Su Chi!" Xiaolong screamed.

The moment before the square table hit Su Chi, Xiaolong flew out from the table and blocked the stunned Su Chi.

boom.

The square table bumped into Xiaolong's back, Xiaolong hugged Su Chi and bumped into the door, and Su Qiu, who followed closely behind, grabbed one of the upturned legs of the square table.

thump.

The noisy living room finally returned to calm.

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"It hurts, it hurts!" Xiao Long sat cross-legged on the sofa, wailing loudly and loudly.

"Shut up!" Su Chi sat behind her, raised her clothes with one hand, rubbed the hot safflower oil with the other, and rubbed the bruises on her back to loosen them.

In the living room, the square wooden table was tied up in a corner. Even so, it was still dishonest, wishing to break free from the rope and continue to destroy world peace.

Su Qiu came out from the bedroom with bruises, and when he saw Xiaolong's red, white, white, and bruised back, he immediately turned his back in shock, and said, "Is the injury serious?"

Xiaolong didn't care, Su Chi glanced at his brother, but didn't speak.

Su Qiu turned his back to the two of them, put the medicine on the ground, pointed at the square wooden table obliquely, and asked, "What should we do now?"

Su Chi said without hesitation: "Return the goods."

Xiaolong chimed in with righteous indignation: "That's right, exchange money! Money, money, money! Money is the most important thing!"

"But..." Su Qiu squatted in front of the struggling square table, wondering: "...What the hell is this?"

Xiaolong said angrily: "You are stupid! The table that has been around for hundreds of years has been exposed to the joys, sorrows, sorrows, joys and separations of generations in the old family. Where is it that you can buy it if you want? Have you asked someone's opinion on the table? Ang?"

"Uh..." Su Qiu said depressedly, "...the person who sold the table to me didn't say anything."

"...Stupid." Su Chi shook his head, hating that iron cannot be made into steel.

Xiao Long also shook his head, adding insult to injury: "It's really stupid."

The author has something to say: Brother Xiaolong has a heart like Bambi’s, and the ones protruding from his head must be antlers... Don’t run away after school, sister Xiaosu will definitely not hit you =-=