【Lotus Root Cake】Sour, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy, Salty

After Nezha finished his reincarnation and returned to heaven, he received warm hospitality from Bai Lu and Fu Rong.

The two little fairy boys have to make different patterns for Nezha for three meals a day. Not only that, they also planted lotus flowers in the pond in the garden, red, white, and green.

After enjoying the preferential treatment from the two of them for a few days, Nezha began to have bitter taste in his mouth. He really felt like throwing up after eating the food, so the Grand Marshal of Jiangyao took the two boys by their collars and put them on the table to kneel down. , and then asked what nerves the two of them were having.

"Back to your lord, isn't it because you suffered in reincarnation before, and we were sad, so we made you some delicious tonics?"

The eloquent Fu Rong is always responsible for excuses at this time, while Bai Lu just nodded vigorously from the side.

"I don't even remember what suffering I suffered during my reincarnation. Do you still know?" Hearing this, Nezha was immediately happy. He was not the only one who experienced calamity in the lower realm of the gods. Yang Jian's father also went down to the mortal world. The fairy boy who was robbed, although he was later punished and not allowed to return to heaven, but thinking about it, this incident should not be uncommon.

"That's right. After all, this world is no better than the sky. All creatures are very kind, and there are no ghosts and ghosts. My lord, if you lose your golden body and can't use spells, you will be the most vulnerable after you go down, so you may be eating. It’s a big bad thing that you died after losing money, and you lost your soul when you met that monster dragon before!”

"Yes, yes."

Bai Lu, who was like a little parrot, staggered to pick it up, and Nezha sat at the table and stroked Wubeard's chin, really going to be amused by the two little boys.

"No matter how rich you make it, I can't eat so much, and the birds will fade out of my mouth after eating for a long time."

"Why are there birds?" Bai Lu, who didn't understand the slang in the world, tilted her head and asked curiously.

It was the first time in my life that I was asked about the meaning of swear words. Nezha stuttered for a long time, and then he could only say that it was just tasteless.

"Ah, don't be afraid of this. I heard from the elder sister in Xuannv's empress palace that new plants have grown in this earthly spirit, which can be used as food or medicine, and the taste is very spicy, but it is not as bad as wine."

Slapping her face with her little hand, Fu Rong was about to get down from the table in excitement, and immediately went to find that good thing for Nezha.

"wait wait wait!"

Stepping on Furong's hem with his toes, Nezha has never tried to be treated like this. To be honest, he said that he was not used to it.

"Is that food delicious? You just ran away in a hurry?!"

"If it doesn't taste good, I won't serve it to you, don't worry about it."

Rou Ning patted Ping Ping's chest hard, and Fu Rong's face was full of energy, until she saw that Nezha was speechless, and finally had no choice but to surrender and let the two boys go down to toss.

As a fairy who is about to experience new things, Nezha has not forgotten Yang Jian. In fact, the fairy has passed the filthy body, so he does not need to eat, drink, or stay. However, the sun and the moon are long in the sky, and there is no one Interesting things to pass the time, it is really impossible to stay for a day.

Hearing that Nezha's little boy was tossing something new again, Yang Jian ran over cheerfully. Not only did he come by himself, but he also brought his younger sister, Huayue Sanniang, Yang Chan. This little fairy is not old but has a seniority He is very tall, and although he is not as skilled in martial arts as her brother, he uses the spell of calling wind and rain very well.

The little fairy blushed immediately when she saw Nezha, Yang Jian stared at him in a daze, then grabbed Nezha and shouted that he would never admit that he was her brother-in-law, which caused Nezha to beat him up with a pointed gun .

After the two finished their tricks in the yard, Fu Rong and Bai Lu also brought up the fresh food. At first glance, it looked ordinary, but after the entrance, there was a sour taste of being punctured on the tongue. Nezha ate two mouthfuls No, but Yang Chan liked it very much, so in the end she was left eating there alone, while Yang Jian continued to trick Nezha into drinking.

"Speaking of which, a strange thing happened in the world recently."

After drinking for three rounds, Nezha has completely given up on the wine in the sky, but it is not bad to hear Yang Jian's gossip occasionally. After all, the other party can spy on the gossip and Liangyi that day, and sometimes Yang Jian can see clearly what he can't think of.

"When heaven and earth opened up, there was a fairy stone left behind. That fairy stone was like the Hunyuan pearl. After absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, it became wise and turned into a stone monkey. I want to worship the Bodhi Patriarch, but the Patriarch does not agree."

"The patriarch is one of the six sages who sat down with the patriarch Hongjun, how could he agree to accept such evildoers?"

Putting down the chopsticks in her hand, Yang Chan rubbed her stomach, and interrupted.

"But as far as I know, the stone monkey stayed on the mountain for a long time, and when he came down the mountain, he already had boundless supernatural powers. Guess who taught him?"

He wiped his chin and laughed twice. Yang Jian and Nezha are both the third-generation disciples of Yuanshi Tianzun, so they naturally know the supernatural powers of Bodhi Patriarch. Empress Nuwa is one of the six sages, even the leader of the Tongtian sect with boundless supernatural powers did not fare well under his hands.

"Is there something special about that stone monkey?" Yang Chan didn't believe that the other party could impress the patriarch so easily. If the Hunyuanzhu was reincarnated as a human and then won the favor of Yuanshi Tianzun, then isn't this monkey a demon?

"I don't know if it's special or not, but with his ability, the Emperor of Heaven will probably recruit him soon."

After saying this, Yang Jian smiled and poured Nezha another glass of wine, but the third prince didn't take a sip. He didn't understand that this guy had medicine buried in his stomach, but the difference between Yang Jian and Nezha was that he had a purpose It just came from heaven.Otherwise, how could he let go of the Heavenly Emperor oppressing his mother so easily.

"As long as it is the spirit of the heavens and the earth, which one will the old man let go of?"

Throwing down the cup in his hand, Nezha sneered, but he was not angry. Although he was upright and irritable, he was not stupid. Back then, Ao Bing was cornered and had to enter the deep sea prison. method and kindness, but he did not believe.

"Dare to call him that, you are definitely the second person in the world."

"Who is No.1?"

"Of course it's me."

Yang Jian pointed at himself and smiled brazenly.

But soon, they met a third person who dared to call Heavenly Emperor like that.