【Lotus Root Cake】Sour, Sweet, Bitter, Spicy, Salty

As the third generation of Chanjiao, Yang Jian's daily life in Tianting is to play with dogs, fight, drink, and watch his mother.

After Nezha went to heaven, Yang Jian's daily life in heaven became dog teasing, fighting, drinking, visiting his mother, and looking for Nezha.

In fact, Nezha doesn't understand why this guy likes to torment himself so much, and even if he knocked Yang Jian with a big bag on his head with a pointed gun, the other party would not leave.

"Are you secretly in love with me?"

After being entangled so much that he didn't even have time to deal with Shen Gongbao, Nezha finally couldn't help but speak violently.

"I like a slim big sister like Taiyin, okay? Although you look good, you still can't make me have any bad thoughts."

"Then why are you pestering me all day long!" Nezha slapped his hands on the table angrily. They were all beaten into meatloaf, so when he was really nervous, he would look for Shen Gongbao's bad luck, but since Yang Jian came, he hadn't vented for a long time.

"Isn't it because we are all brothers and sisters? Of course we have to take care of each other in this unfamiliar place."

"Unfamiliar with the place? Isn't your mother the younger sister of the Emperor of Heaven? How could you be unfamiliar with the place?"

Nezha didn't know about the relationship here, but he overheard the chat between Fu Rong and Bai Lu during the rest.

"That's different." After waving his hands and taking a breath, Yang Jian rubbed his itchy eyes and added, "My father and my mother had an affair, which is a violation of the rules of heaven. Otherwise, why haven't you seen my mother so far?" ? Because she's a taboo in heaven."

"Is that so, sorry."

Grabbing his messy hair, Nezha looked away and apologized.

"no problem, no problem."

"Wait! Even so, you have other things to do!"

"Yes, but you are so good at Shen Gongbao, aren't you afraid of being discovered by the Emperor of Heaven?" He grinned and told the truth, but Yang Jian had been peeping for a long time.

"If you find it, you will find it. If you find it, it's good. It's better to punish me, punish me to go to jail, and punish me to kill demons and demons. This is better than training those fools repeatedly every day."

"Wow, you are not afraid of implicating Li Tianwang."

"What does my father have to do with my affairs!"

"That's not what you said. You must know that even in the human world, there is one person who makes mistakes and the whole family is implicated. Although this is not the case in the heavens, every god here has lived for thousands of years, facing the coldness and boringness of the heavens. I'm used to it, the more I get used to them, the more I can't stand those who break the rules, just like me, although my mother is the younger sister of the Emperor of Heaven, but she went down to earth to meet the reincarnated golden boy Linfan to give birth, so she was suppressed Under the Peach Mountain."

"What happened later?" It's just because you like it, and it doesn't hinder others, so you still have to be suppressed under the mountain?Nezha suddenly felt that there might be something wrong with the emperor's mind.

"Later, I worshiped under the master, learned martial arts and got the three-pointed double-edged sword, and then split Taoshan."

Spreading his hands and shrugging his shoulders indifferently, because of this, the Emperor of Heaven has always been unhappy with his nephew, and Fairy Yunhua can never enter the Heavenly Court again.

"What does that have to do with my business?"

"Didn't you realize that even the little boy around you can talk about my past? Even if I am an immortal, I can punish them, but the rules of heaven and heaven are above. They just told the truth, so I can't embarrass them. They Fairy Tong dare to say it, and those great immortals will also say that every time you go to court to discuss matters, if you say something, they will deny it on the grounds of your birth, and it is the same for you. In the future, it will be difficult for Li Tianwang to raise his head when discussing matters in the heavenly court."

He opened his mouth and sucked in a breath of cold air, Nezha held it back for a long time and then spit out a dirty word.

"It's really boring who made the rules and regulations of the sky."

"It's normal that you're not used to it. After all, you've already forgotten the millennium of the Hunyuan Pearl. Now everything is important, and it's only a dozen years old."

"Speak as if you're big."

"False length, false length."

Yang Jian stuffed the wine glass into Nezha's hand, and quickly took a full sip.

"Everyone says that the wine in the sky is good, but I don't think it's mediocre. It's too sweet and not intoxicating enough."

He stuck out his tongue and took a sip. Nezha has always disliked the spiciness of wine, but he didn't expect that the wine in the heaven would not be bitter and hard to swallow.

"What's the pleasure of being drunk? Even after you've had a good time, you won't be the same when you wake up."

"Having said that, I still want to enjoy that moment of peace."

He raised his head and drank the fine wine in the glass. Yang Jian squinted at the silk thread in Nezha's hand. The thread was not red, so it must not have been tied by Yuelao. According to the master, although this kid is sanctified, he still has love. Du, I just don't know how to choose when the time comes?

"Then you should drink more."

Facing smiling people, Nezha was rarely able to refuse, so he was dragged by Yang Jian and drank for a long time.

Although the jade brewed nectar from Immortal Palace is sweet, it has a lot of stamina. Nezha, the incarnation of lotus flower, has been soaked in wine for a long time, and he began to be enlightened. The water basin came in, then wrung out and covered Nezha's head.

Although his body was a little stupefied, Nezha's mind was still clear. He turned his eyes to look at Fu Rong who was standing beside him. The birthmark on the top of the golden boy's forehead slowly opened, like a water lily. When he turned his eyes, he could see the The ice lotus locked up by him on the table was tangled and full of icy air.

"Furong..."

"grown ups?"

"Why do you think people should be difficult?" Fairy Yunhua is like this, and Yang Jian is also like this. Is the Emperor of Heaven ruthless?Or would they do the same to their relatives?

"Because we are different." Clutching the hem of her skirt with both hands, Fu Rong frowned and said softly, "Because we are different from each other, we are completely two people with two lives, we don't understand what they think, but what we love They don't understand what they hate, so there are natural rules and regulations, in order to let the two sides have a common idea."

"Then what if the rules of heaven are wrong?"

"My lord!" Fu Rong screamed and went forward to cover Nezha's mouth, but was blocked by the other halfway. The third prince turned over on the couch, and then turned his back face inward.

"My lord, you can't talk nonsense."

"How long have you lived here?"

"I have 210 years."

"210 years, so you're used to it."

Just like the people in Chentangguan back then, they were used to how to define a demon, how to define a person, and how to define an immortal, so no matter what he did, it was all wrong, it was all monsters in troubled times, but there was no such thing in this heaven. What a difference.

"It's not a habit, it's a must."

Pulling the corners of her mouth and smiling distressedly, Fu Rong blinked her eyes a little wet.

"Spiritual creatures supported by heaven and earth like adults can't change anything, what about us loose immortals with low spells?"

They have no choice at all but to accept that suffering knows no bounds these days, so the only liberation is probably the ability to see someone living worse than themselves.

"Can't it be changed?"

Nezha bit his lip and laughed out loud.

"It can't be changed."

It turns out that's what you've felt.

Blinking and laughing until he was coughing and panting, Nezha turned over and jumped up, and then grabbed a sharpened gun and whipped him in the courtyard, vowing to vent all the anger that was full of him.

He is the Lingzhu and the prince of the Dragon Clan, so the Dragon Clan is his life, the Dragon King is his life, and the Lingzhu is also his life.

But there is still a magic pill in these fates. Hunyuanzhu was born and raised for thousands of years. They were twins in one body with two lotus flowers, so Ao Bing couldn't do it, and he couldn't forget each other.

My life is up to me.

But what about the people behind them?

Not by heaven and earth.

But the heavens and the heavens did not give them the slightest leeway.

The end of the gun landed, and Nezha drew a one-inch "Zha" on the ground with Jiu Jin.

Li Jing once held his hand and taught him to write this character.

"Zha is righteous, and it means to suppress evil. It is the nemesis of those evil and terrible things."

Later, Taiyi also said that when the ancestor Hongjun entered meditation, there was a demon who wanted to take his life. The ancestor opened his mouth and uttered the word "Zha", and then all evils were dispersed and the world was peaceful.

all evil is scattered,

Peace in the world?

Nezha threw down the pointed gun and laughed.

If the world is already peaceful, then why is there still no place for me to stay.

With her hands behind her head, she fell backwards, and the galloping Huntianling caught Nezha. After the other party's breathing calmed down, Fu Rong poked her head out of the room, and found that the entire garden had been completely destroyed by Nezha. In addition to a faded lotus in the lotus pond, the small ice lotus with a root swayed softly in the wind until Nezha fell asleep completely.