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In the world, apart from a lively and sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner, there is another regular program on New Year's Eve - watching the Spring Festival Gala.

Purgatory TV does not have the rights to broadcast the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but executives also have their own celebrations.

In the restaurant of the Yugutai team, a huge curtain that was hidden on weekdays slowly fell, projecting the live broadcast of the "Purgatory Spring Festival Gala".

The organizer of the gala is Purgatory TV, which has many sponsors.The content of the party is basically singing and dancing, occasionally interspersed with some games and humorous performances.

As for the performers of the party, they are also very down-to-earth. They are basically the most popular singers in Purgatory, the most popular TV series main creative team, the most topical Internet celebrities, etc. in the past year.It is not limited to executive officers, but also includes a part of artificial intelligence.

What Qi Zhengnan didn't tell Song Yin was that they were also on the invitation list this year. According to the original plan of the TV station, they wanted them to perform a bloody show like a love song duet, and even allowed fake singing.However, Qi Zhengnan denied it without even thinking about it. Just kidding, just imagining that scene a little bit makes people get goosebumps.

But refusing to be a guest does not mean that she will not appear in the Spring Festival Gala. On the stage, the newly popular artificial intelligence singer has just finished singing the theme song of this year's hit series, and the screen flashes into the commercial time.The picture that appeared immediately made all the executive officers of Yu Gutai shout "Wow" in unison——

In the boundless sea of ​​roses, two well-dressed men, one black and one white, are looking for each other and approaching each other.The close-up frame freezes on the lips that are about to touch—suddenly, the camera switches to a sandwich biscuit in black, white and red, falling into the milk glass, and the screen is full of white splashes.

The voice-over said in a low voice: Huangquan lover sandwich biscuits, chocolate milk rose new flavor, have a passionate romance with a different half.

Those who knew it knew it was selling biscuits, but those who didn't know it thought it was a terrible thing.

Qi Zhengnan and Song Yin looked at each other with bowls in their faces - they only accepted this kind of shameful advertisement when their brains were broken, and it would be better to sing a duet of love songs at the Spring Festival Gala.

Unsurprisingly, the advertisement for the first release of the prime time of the Spring Festival Gala was met with merciless ridicule by other executives at the same table.However, at this time, two assistant officers of the "second-generation" stepped forward. They produced a long list of real-time discussion data on social platforms, proving that except for this group of friends here, most people on the Internet are very interested in this new team. The ad was well received.

Song Yin and Qi Zhengnan gave each other's assistant officer a piece of beef with chopsticks as a thank you.

This sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner lasted for nearly two hours without any haste.During the period, there were countless cold jokes, teasing and ridicule, and bursts of loud heckling, and even temporarily received a few friendly teams who came to visit and pay New Year's greetings.

It was past eight o'clock in the evening, and the cups, plates and dishes on the table were upside down one after another.After drinking and eating, you should enter the next "key" link.

"Let's vote, one person gets two votes, you can't vote for yourself, and you can't vote for your assistant officer." Mithril cleared his throat and explained his request.

This is also the repertoire of the Yugutai team - among the people who contributed dishes tonight, four people will be selected to receive "labor immunity", and they don't have to participate in the subsequent tidying up.

Undoubtedly, Song Yin was among them; those who also received immunity were Bison, Mithril, and Mithril's assistant officers.

Drinks and refreshments for the winners have been placed in the function room connected to the restaurant.Song Yin was so happy that he sat on the sofa drinking champagne and watching TV with the three exempted people, while the remaining eight people and a cat ping-pong-pong cleaned up the cups and dishes, happily disliked each other, and it was very lively.

The climax of this labor appeared next to the sink in the kitchen—the little cat Erhu once again felt that his small arms and legs plus a whole body of fur were inconvenient, and he turned into a cat-headed human body again.Frightened the pika and snow sparrow on the side and broke two plates.

After the little episode, all the work of tidying up was completed quickly under the collective wisdom and efforts of everyone.The New Year's Eve dinner is completely done, but tonight's party has just begun.

The red velvet cake carefully prepared by Mithril was cut into small cubes and placed on the bar in the event area together with snacks such as fried pork skin, beef jerky, snap peas, and small green peppers filled with cheese.There is a wide variety of drinks on the side.

But drinking is not the point, the game is.

As early as when the executive officers were clamoring to decide the type of game, the six assistant officers had spontaneously formed a faction—they were keen on a high-end game called "Mind Reading".To put it simply, one of the assistant officers selects an object in his mind, and the others guess the specific name of the object by asking him questions.All questions can only be answered with "yes", "no" or "not sure".The winner will be the dealer for the next round.

It sounds simple, but this is indeed a game that only assistant officers can complete.To use the most basic analogy, Song Yin thought about "Lovecraft" silently in his heart, how many guesses did Qi Zhengnan need to find the correct answer?Maybe he can guess until the Lantern Festival; or he doesn't know where it is sacred at all.

On the sofa here, the auxiliaries have already started their competition of logic and database with expressionless faces.At the round table not far away, their seven executives finally decided on the next game format - truth or dare.

In Purgatory, this is a set of games that can be completed with the help of virtual props.

First of all, everyone gets the unique corresponding number between 1-7 by touching the button on the round table.Subsequently, the player holding the number 7 becomes the banker and presides over the first round of the game.

In the first game, the person who rolled to 7 was the Bison.

All eyes were on the bison's right hand.

On the desktop screen under his palm, the numbers from 1-6 are constantly flashing and changing.And when Bison pressed the screen with a snap, a small fan-shaped tabletop opposite him suddenly emitted a green light, illuminating the face of Song Yin, the temporary holder of the number 5.

It was her turn at the beginning of the game, and Song Yin was obviously not yet mentally prepared.But he has always been a person who can afford it, so he rubbed his nose and said he would fight at any time.

"Truth or Dare?" Bison pressed his hands on the table, and suddenly two virtual cards, one purple and one yellow, flew out in front of his fingertips, each facing down, waiting for Song Yin to choose.

"I choose the truth!" Song Yin, who thought she had a thick skin and could say anything, did not hesitate.

After talking about his choice, he clicked on the one that was pleasing to the eye from the purple "truth" cards.

All the content on these cards was co-written and produced by players who played the game in Purgatory.Some of the content that is too excessive or too targeted is eliminated, and it has a set of extremely mysterious flop probabilities.

At this moment, with a flash of golden light, the purple truth-telling card was turned face-up.A holographic pattern of the text on the card appeared in the center of the round table.

[Please say the last sentence you said last night. 】

Um?Song Yin was slightly taken aback.

This question is not difficult at all, but how easy is it to recall it seriously?

It's almost enough to make a fool of yourself——Song Yin just thought of this, and saw a palm print on the table, which seemed to be a signal for him to put his palm on it.

"This is a lie detector." The pika reminded him, "If you lie, you will not only be charged, but you will also be punished!"

"..." New Year's Eve, it's just a game, do you want to be serious about it? !

There is no way, the truth that I choose, I have to rack my brains to get it done.Song Yin could only force himself to think hard.

Should it be "good night"?He and Qi Zhengnan basically talk every day.

No, last night he was waiting for the snow to come, and fell asleep while waiting.

What about before the snow?Ah... I remembered, before waiting for the snow, they did "bed exercises" a few times.According to this, then the last sentence last night should be...

As he thought about it, his face turned red and white, it was really pretty.All the onlookers showed a clear look: "Oh..."

"If you don't remember, don't force it." Qi Zhengnan pointed out a way out for him: "It's okay to accept punishment."

The only plan for now is to take one step at a time, Song Yin nodded: "What punishment? Do I need to draw another card?"

"That's not necessary." The pika forced a smile: "Our Yugutai has an ancestral punishment item. Don't worry, it's here."

As he said that, Zhen Zhe turned around and brought a big rattan basket, which was full of colorful clothes and wigs.

The facts are already clear. Those who are punished must wear women's clothes and continue the game. There is no second choice.

"Just wear it." Song Yin is quite open-minded, anyway, his photos of women's clothing have already been flying all over the sky.

While talking, he took off his shirt repeatedly, put a large dress on indiscriminately, and consciously wore a long black wig.Of course, the final effect can only be described as "spicy eyes".

"Little Morpho, be serious. Didn't Lao Sha dress you up beautifully before?" The pika was still booing, saying that he would ask Mithril's assistant officer to help Song Yin clean up.

"Hey, this has nothing to do with me." Shaffley glanced at Mithril, then raised his hands to show that he is also a guest, and guests don't make things difficult for them.

In the end, it was Qi Zhengnan who spoke and suppressed the jumping pika.Song Yin flicked that long hair that looked like a female ghost, and said that tonight the relationship between him and the pika was finally formed.

In the second round, it was Song Yin's turn to be the banker.He decisively slapped the point "1", which corresponds to Zhen Zhe.

Zhen Zhe chose "Great Adventure", and the selected yellow card was slowly opened, and what appeared was an instruction——

[Please choose one person among the participants, hold the other person, and pass by 20 different people.Those who were punished in the previous round should also be accompanied by them. 】

"Why?!" Song Yin was dumbfounded, "What kind of trick is this, and what does it have to do with me?!"

But there is no way, the instructions on the card are absolute.The pika was laughing on one side, but in the next second, Zhen Zhe's finger poked in front of the tip of his nose: "Silly rabbit, it's you!"

"Why?!" The pika became a repeater in a second—just kidding, there are not 20 people in the whole room, and choosing him means that he will accompany Zhen Zhe, like two, no, plus Song Yin It's three fools wandering around in the ice and snow like that.

However, Zhen Zhe was confident: "If you don't choose, who else can you choose?"

This is true, hugging Song Yin or Qi Zhengnan is a bit inappropriate, and the same is true for hugging Mithril and Shaffley.It's okay to hold a bison, but in terms of physical strength, it's really too much.Zhen Zhe is not a fool, the pika is his soft persimmon.

Well, just pinch it - the pika who drank a few glasses of wine said that he is in a good mood for the New Year today, and he doesn't care so much about you.So he got up happily and jumped into Zhen Zhe's arms automatically, becoming a well-behaved and soft little persimmon.The two walked around the activity room with ease, and turned around to go outside the room.

Song Yin wanted to follow them all the way anyway, so he had an idea and simply took out his mobile phone to broadcast live on a small scale.The three idiots walked out of Yu Gutai's mansion all the way through the snow in such a noisy manner.

Now that there is a live broadcast on the mobile phone, other people are happy to stay in the warm room to watch the battle.I saw the three people walked for more than ten meters along the alley at the door, and then turned into the neighbor's house, which shocked the team next door. escaped back.

Stupidity is really stupid, but happiness is also genuine happiness.

After a while, the three big fools returned in triumph.Just now, the three of them were busy completing the task, and none of the three of them wore coats. At this moment, it was snowing all over their heads, and they were shivering and screaming cold when they entered the house. Mithril quickly gave them a cup of strong ginger tea and put enough sugar, There is even a big red date.

The three of them competed and drank up the hot tea. Song Yin was about to shout that the game would continue when he suddenly felt that the wig on top of his head was taken off.In its place was a large soft towel, still toasted on the radiator.

The author has something to say: The last sentence Song Xiaoyin said last night should have been: It’s snowing—that’s right, it was a dream hahahaha