I heard that the whole network is waiting for my debut

Seeing this scene, Song Xingcheng was dumbfounded. Could it be possible to hide money like this? !This... This child is too clever!

Lian Qing, the parent, was proud, pointed at the TV and turned to Master and said, "Master, did you see that I taught you all this?"

"I remember you only taught him to hide money on the soles of his shoes, but you didn't teach him anything else." Yu Wenning didn't save any face for his man.Of course, he soon paid the price - the soft meat around his waist rotated 180 degrees, the taste was extremely sour and refreshing, and the aftertaste was endless.

The master and the old man turned a blind eye to this, and watched the TV with silly joy: the younger apprentice is indeed smarter than the older apprentice, let him go!

As for the majority of netizens, the reaction was not so calm.This point can be seen from the overwhelming real-time comments on the Internet.

[Pfft ha ha ha ha... Nima's amazing operation, and she is full of praise, what a little clever ghost 333]

[My god, how can you hide money like this?This kid is simply more handsome than his senior brother]

[Who would have thought of hiding money in the trouser legs!In the future, if he goes on a reality show, maybe the director will personally strip him naked and check 2333]

[Haha box box box... Our family laughed so hard that the neighbors next door knocked on the door and asked if we had taken the wrong medicine.Then he is squatting in my house now, laughing wildly with us]

[The house next door to us is also laughing out loud, probably watching this show too]

[He even said that he learned it from his senior brother...]

[Pfft, it turns out that Lian Qing was also forced to hide private money]

[Hahaha... So Lian Qing is a strict husband333]

[Lian Qing is such a pitiful man, he was forced by his old Gong to borrow money from Sun Yazhi, and he hasn't borrowed money yet hahh Although I feel distressed, but I want to laugh more, what should I do]

[Holy shit, Mr. Yu took the money back to his room after it was discovered, and he came out the next day?Come out with red eyes? ]

[Hiss, I feel sorry for Lian Qing, I must have been crossed in circles until the next day hahaha...]

[It turns out that Lian Qing is really at the bottom... oh, it turns out that I have stood against the CP for more than ten years]

[Hahahaha... this mouth covering is too timely, and I really can't broadcast it anymore]

…………

Netizens are making jokes about Lian Qing, but Lian Sang, who is far away across the ocean, is staring at the new news on WeChat, and has yet to make up his mind to click on it.

After thinking about it, I still think it should be. Anyway, he is not at home now, and no one can catch him.

The child who silently gave himself a lot of psychological construction still had the courage to click on it.After clicking on it, a voice full of anger from the senior brother came.

"Yuliansang! Get out of here immediately!"

The background sound is also mixed with the words of Master "What he said is not true, why are you angry with him" and Yu Wenning "I guess he stayed abroad on purpose to escape the beating, don't be angry".

Lian Sang stroked his hair, and couldn't help being happy when he thought that his senior brother wanted to beat him but couldn't, and became angry like a frog.

He smiled and posted a circle of friends: "You can't hit me, there is no way, I am so powerful!"

The child also took a selfie. In the selfie, he was wearing an off-white nightgown, making scissors hands at his eyes with one hand; the other hand was holding a goblet filled with an unknown brown-black liquid.

The slightly damp hair is still softly resting on the scalp, and it looks like a well-behaved child at first glance.If the corners of the mouth were not so punchy and the eyes were not so provocative, it would be perfect.

The picture of the child is sitting on the carpet, with a glass tea table behind.The coffee table was full of various snacks and drinks, including a bucket of instant noodles that had been unpacked, and a bottle of Coke that was only half left.

Relying on the ocean, children are really fearless.Anyway, it was impossible for his master and senior brother Yu to come and arrest him immediately.Besides, even if they want to come, it will take some time.Before that, he should run away first.

Since then, this circle of friends has received numerous likes and comments.

[Sister Sha: Look at what you owe, come back and see how your brother treats you]

[Song Ge: Let me tell you, you will really be beaten like this. ]

[Brother Zhao: Is it safe to hide abroad?Aren't you afraid that your senior brother will kill him?He was so angry that he shouted in the work group that he asked Sister Cheng to give you extra work]

[Sister Cheng: Child, if you don’t do it, you won’t die, understand? ]

[Luo Ge: You have to use a red wine glass to drink a Coke, you can do it too]

…………

Lian Sang rubbed his nose, he didn't expect so many people he knew were watching this program.He thought it was just his own family, and no one else would.He responded to everyone's comments uniformly: "Thank you for your concern, I'm fine now. #笑笑#"

His brother immediately commented: "You will be fine soon #笑笑#"

The child shrugged his eyebrows, threw the phone aside, ignored the ding ding dong dong wechat notification from his senior, and continued watching TV.

Several people in the show had already asked the building security for a list of tasks, and Qian Linsen yelled that the show crew was going to force him to sell himself.

Lian Sang's response in the next second made him in front of the TV unable to help laughing.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to sell something like this."

In the later stage of the program group, Qian Linsen was given a special effect of petrification and shattering into slag, while Sun Yazhi and others laughed wildly from behind, just like many viewers who were watching TV.

[Box box box...God responded, awesome! ]

[Hahahaha... oh no, my stomach hurts from laughing]

[Being chased and beaten, let you bear hhh]

Lian Sang calmly took a sip of his coke, let's fight, he can't catch up with me anyway.

Soon, the big guys assigned their respective tasks and set off separately.Lian Sang and Luo Zisheng fell behind, and the child even gave Luo Zisheng a hand and asked him to wait.

Then, countless viewers in front of the TV watched helplessly that the young man who looked so good-looking sat down on the ground with a grin.With both hands, roll up the trouser legs in circles until they reach the knees.

The child stuffed two fingers into the trouser leg above the knee, pinched it, pulled it, and with a "hiss" in pain, pulled out 100 yuan.

The program team took a close-up of the 100 yuan, clearly photographing the leg hair stuck on it by double-sided tape.

Lian Sang in front of the TV covered his face, why did he even have a close-up of his leg hair... The child picked up the phone a little embarrassedly, wanting to see what the big guy thought of his leg hair.

[Lying in a big trough...]

[Box...box... Laughing so hard that my typing hands twitch...]

[Can you still hide money like this? !On a foggy day, Luo Ge's face is sluggish]

[I feel sorry for the director, after searching twice, there are still fish that slip through the net, hahahaha...]

[Calf hair is so cute hahaha...don't take it off, I really want to keep it...]

[It's the last one, puff 3333]

[Brother Luo held back for a long time and then uttered a sentence, "I'm so good, it's too real..."

[Brother Luo was so stimulated that he directly recognized the little monk as his eldest brother!social person]

[Ahhh, how can you just ignore the hairy legs like this, the hairy legs are so cute, why should they be thrown on the ground?]

It turns out that liking someone makes even hairy legs feel cute...Looking at the few netizens on the screen who would praise their cuteness when they mentioned leg hair, Lian Sang couldn't help feeling, fans are really amazing.This is probably the legendary blow with eyes closed?

The show has been cut to other people.Sun Yazhi was the first to find the designated noodle shop. Once he entered, he offered to serve as a waiter for an hour in exchange for a few bowls of noodles.In the end, the shopkeeper mercilessly rejected it. A bowl of noodles costs more than ten yuan, and a few bowls are worth tens of dollars.

Sun Yazhi had no choice but to ask the shopkeeper for a disposable bowl, and sold himself on the street, ah no, it was a show to make money.

Then he illegally occupied the road to sell and sing, and attracted many people to watch. He was chased by the urban management and ran all over the street, which was a miserable situation.Of course, including Lian Sang, all the audience were delighted to see it.

When it was transferred to Qian Linsen, it was even worse.He had no money and wanted to buy fruit, but he was almost beaten out by the stall owner with a big broom.But they all have makeup on their faces, and they can't show their faces and tell others that he is a star and ask them to help him.The director's intentions can be seen from this sinister.

Later, he finally found a family that was willing to give him fruit for free, provided Qian Linsen helped him move boxes and set up a fruit stand.So Qian Linsen had no choice but to sell coolies unluckily, and was disgusted by the stall owners from time to time.

The camera turned to Luo Zisheng again. With Lian Sang's 100 yuan on his body, he was so confident and at ease. After buying according to the list, he went to the milk tea shop with his things to find Lian Sang.

In the end, Lian Sang appeared in the camera, and the child took a few deep breaths nervously outside the milk tea shop before entering the shop.

Song Xingcheng, who was watching the program in front of the computer, thought that it was his turn to appear next, so he couldn't help but sit up straight.At the same time, he took out his mobile phone and logged on to Weibo. He found the topic of the program with a little skill, and looked through the real-time comments.

Not for anything else, he was just worried that his appearance would arouse the disgust of netizens and even affect Lian Sang.

As a result, as soon as Song Xingcheng came out, there were indeed many side comments on the Internet, but it was not the kind he was worried about.

[Hey, this little brother is so handsome! ]

[It looks familiar, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like the manager of a milk tea shop. ]

[I always feel a bit out of harmony, even giving Zai Zai a taste of new products? ]

[emmm, I know what's wrong, isn't this the one who shouted at the airport a few days ago to let the little monk get off the pillar and said to protect him, but was mercilessly beaten by the little monk? ! ]

[Fuck, it really is!I almost didn't recognize him when I changed clothes.At the airport, he obviously looked like an elite or even a boss]

[So they're actually friends, here comes the cheating]

[San'er and the staff's surprise is real, it should be that the buddy didn't say it in advance, and quietly came to give San'er a surprise. ]

[Pfft, it turned out that the two hit it off 333]

[If you change someone else, you will definitely be scolded, but if you change the little monk, I think it's not normal for him not to cheat, what a fat thing]

[The program team didn't say that you can't cheat, and the requirements are so difficult that guests are not allowed to find foreign aid]

[Well, the biggest highlight of this show is the battle of wits and courage between the guests and the director team, what's the fuss about. ]

[I only feel sorry for the director, poof.I always feel that the director will seriously consider retiring after recording this episode]

[Who asked the director to confront the last walking humanoid bug, hahaha...]

[The little monk acted like that, but this brother is not very good at it.That pampering will overflow from the eyes]

[Wow, even brought Buddha Jumping Over the Wall!Ahhh, what kind of god is this brother, he is too spoiled! ]

[What to do, I actually want to stand up to this pair of CP... By the way, what is the name of this brother? ]

[The little monk called him Brother Song at the airport]

[Wait, Brother Song... Isn't that Song Xingshi's brother?The one who appeared in the last issue of "Thousands of Families" a few years ago? ]

[It seems true to say so, he has become taller, handsomer, and much stronger]

[Ahhh, then I want to lock this pair of CP even more!]

…………

Seeing these comments, Song Xingcheng frowned in doubt.He, and Lian Sang, form a CP?

Although he didn't understand the meaning of CP in detail, he knew the general meaning.Does he have CP feelings with Lian Sang?

In the past, he would probably just laugh it off.But at this time, for some reason, he looked at Lian Sang, who was not wearing makeup in the show, and then saw the warm smile in the corner of his mouth and eyes, who was serving Lian Sang's vegetables, and he couldn't help being confused.

On the other side, the three parents felt uncomfortable watching Lian Sang being fed by Song Xingcheng in the show.

Yu Wenning directly frowned slightly, and said, "Why did Song Xingcheng pass by?"

The master knew the few friends of his little apprentice, and said: "They are not friends, maybe they are worried, afraid that our children will suffer outside."

Lian Qing pouted and murmured softly, "But why do I feel like my cabbage is being pushed over by a pig..."

"I thought so too when I found out that you two were together." Master gave them both a blank look.

Lian Qing rubbed his nose and plunged into Wen Ning's arms, not daring to speak.

As a result, the few people who cheated in the show still failed to complete the task, and the director even clearly pointed out Lian Sang's cheating, which kept the child speechless.

In the end, several people each held a piece of steamed buns, washed off their makeup, revealed their true colors, and were sent to the boat bound for the island.

[It's miserable, poof 2333]

[So did the director find out that he cheated 666]

[Lian Sang: My ability to deceive others is not as capable as it is! ]

[Hahaha... Brother Luo and the others are so good and bad, they even tricked the little monk into singing, only his tone-deaf one is still singing! ]

Lian Sang, who happened to see this comment, gave a wronged thumbs up, right?It was so bad, it caused him a lot of embarrassment.

Sure enough, did the program crew who caught the little monk make a fool of himself didn't cut out the part where he sang?When the child opened his mouth to sing, and the fish jumped out and threw his face into the water, he had a petrification reaction in the later stage, which was very miserable.

[Pfft hahahaha... Nima, this singing voice is too magical! ]

[Fish: Shut up, please! ]

[Hehehehe... Please, don't make me laugh anymore, I'm dying soon]

[Clam... clam... head, where is my head...]

[Oh my god, why should I put on a mask at this time, the program team will pay me for the mask box...]

[I also laughed off my facial mask, it cost ten yuan a piece, crying]

…………

The screen was full of hahaha, which made Lian Sang even shut himself up on the spot.Fortunately, Sun Yazhi came forward and sang a normal song, which saved him.It's just that the contrast between his singing voice and Lian Sang's singing voice was so tragic that the big guys laughed again.

When Zhao Cheng appeared on the small island, it drew another wave of comments.Zhao Chengyi's popularity is pretty good, he has many fans, and the popularity of the audience is good.

Everyone quickly divided the tasks together and acted independently.When Lian Sang climbed up the coconut tree and plucked several coconuts in one go, it caused another wave of admiration.

[God, such a tall tree will go up if you say it? ]

[It's a monkey, it's scary]

[Hahaha... Lian Sang: I'm afraid you guys don't know anything about power! ]

[He's so handsome that he's so handsome...]

Lian Sang thought, no way!But when he thought of what was going to happen next, he couldn't help but raise his heart.

He is about to be bitten by a fish!I don't know if the program team will be merciful and save him some face.After recording the show, he sincerely asked the director to cut that part.

Although, the director smiled and said nothing at the time, and patted him on the shoulder.

The author has something to say: Director: Hmm, let me let you go?So sorry for my dead hair!

Walking humanoid bug Yu Lian-sang [to senior brother]: You can’t hit me, there’s no way, I’m just so powerful, la la la la la la~~~~

Brother: Knife sharpening.JPG