Master of Three Worlds

The corner of Bing Shu's mouth twitched, revealing a smirk, and he nodded at Ji Han, "Boss Ji, long time no see."

He turned to Shaoyuan, looked the man up and down, paused for a while on the couple's windbreaker, and then said: "They said that Mr. De Shao, the number one hero in the Three Realms, is with the boss of Tiandizu Zongji outside Youxu. It was a joke, but it turned out to be true.”

Ji Han said bluntly: "Old man, you added such a long string of descriptions before our names, holding each other and stepping on each other, do you think I can't hear it?"

There was a sneer at the corner of Bingshu's mouth, "Of course Boss Ji can hear it, but I know these words won't hurt Boss Ji. After all, if these words can hurt you and make you reflect on your past, the world will soon It will be much cleaner.”

Ji Han was furious when he heard the words, and was about to fight this old bastard, when the man calmly stretched out his hand and pulled him.Shao Yuan looked at Shangshen Bingshu, and there was a trace of scrutiny in his plain eyes, and he said slowly: "Shangshen Bingshu, let me see you too. The old God with 9000 years of experience, how can you speak like this?" It's mean and rude, not to mention Boss Ji, I will not feel happy when I hear it."

Bingshu raised his head and laughed twice, "Sure enough, it's different if you have a relationship. You, Mr. Shao, are now speaking for Ji Han, a mercenary villain!"

"God." The man's voice sank suddenly, revealing an irresistible power.His black eyes darkened slightly, "Pay attention to your wording, don't force me to get angry."

Bing Shu looked straight at Shao Yuan, "Why, Mr. Shao wants to change his style for Ji Han and hurt me, an old god, instead?"

The man's eyebrows relaxed, and he said leisurely: "Of course I won't do things that destroy merit, but I still remember the change of the beast sealed under the Shenbing Pavilion 200 years ago. The pavilion will not be devoured by fierce beasts. This seal, I can also take it back, and it will not hurt anything if I take back my own things."

Before the man finished speaking, the white-haired old man's expression changed instantly.From white to red to blue, his complexion changed so quickly, Ji Han, who was watching the fight, couldn't help but whistled, so the old guy's complexion turned from blue to black again.

Ji Han squinted his eyes and smiled, stretched out his hand to grab Shao Yuan's shoulder, and said flatteredly: "Old man, at your age, you are not as transparent as me who just woke up for 80 years. I am too lazy to argue with you, but you I want to thank Shao Yuan, he scolded you, and saved me from killing half your life with a gourd. It is a good fortune for you, and a good deed for him."

"Ji Han!" Bing Shu's eyes widened, "Don't think that you can do whatever you want with a broken gourd, you are not welcome at the banquet in the heavens!"

Hearing this, Ji Han's smile froze, his eyes narrowed dangerously, and after staring at him for a while, he said, "Broken gourd? For the reason that Heaven invited me to a banquet this year, your little life will be saved on grandpa's gourd." If you offend me again, don’t blame Grandpa for beating you until you can’t grow your tongue in ten reincarnations, try it if you don’t believe me!”

"Ji Han." The man stretched out his arms to hug him, and without giving the old fairy a look, he said in a low voice, "Let's go."

Ji Han glanced at Bing Shu mockingly, followed Shao Yuan with a cold snort, turned around and walked in, and said angrily: "After I met you, the whole gourd has become gentler. If it was in the past? I used a gourd for him. Roll it into cakes, knead it into meat dumplings, and kick it down to earth with his head of white hair to feed the dogs!"

The man who was a little displeased by the pedantic and rude old god couldn't help laughing, and sighed: "Why do you always have so many weird ways to kill people?"

"It's not killing people." Ji Han corrected him seriously, "It's killing ghosts and gods. Now people have no strength to restrain chickens, so why should I kill people?"

"You're right." The man's eyes were full of pampering, he hugged Ji Han tightly, let out a sigh of relief, and said with a gentle smile: "You are the most backbone and moral little gourd in the world who punishes evil and promotes good."

"Give me the fine print." Ji Han rolled his eyes, but was hugged even tighter by the man.

The two of them searched for the legendary "VIP Couple Luxury Seat" by the seat closest to the door, and went all the way to find the Emperor's Red Golden Dragon Chair placed in the center of the top.All the gods and gods passing by laughed and greeted the two of them, and when they walked two or three meters away, they started whispering again.

Ji Han doesn't know if he has any unique talents, anyway, he has better hearing and eyesight than ordinary gourds, and as long as he wants to hear those people's nonsense, he can hear them.

The fairy official Si Yi praised him and Shao Yuan's couple's windbreaker, and the rose essence next to him first praised his seductive beauty, and incidentally said that Mr. Shao is tall and handsome.

Ji Han has clear grievances and grievances, and gave each other a friendly smile from the ancestors of heaven and earth.

There are also many gods who don't know how to praise them. Ji Han can't even pronounce the names of those little gods who have been newly ascended to heaven in the past few hundred years, but he is very irritated by their bad words.He was frowning, and by chance, he heard the little Sanxian who looked like a rhinoceros cultivator behind him spitting out melon seeds, and said: "You all say that Boss Ji is rich, but why do I think Mr. Shao is the best in the world?" Rich big boss. If you take out a treasure in your trouser pocket, it may be worth the entire net worth of Boss Ji."

The person next to him was probably a hippopotamus: "You are right. Boss Ji is not rich, he loves money, so he has a sugar daddy."

The two were chatting passionately, when they heard a sound of "Shh!", something fell from the sky, and immediately after that, the dining table in front of them was shattered into slag, and was crushed into powder under a huge jade gourd.When the wind blows, it disperses.

Ji Han stood in front of the two of them with a livid face, his veins were bulging with anger, and he couldn't hold back the fire, rolled up his sleeves and killed the gods.

The rhinoceros and the hippopotamus trembled at the same time, hugging each other with affection and trembling, the rhinoceros said in a crying voice: "Ji Ji, Boss Ji! We were wrong, we shouldn't say you are a sugar daddy! You just When we fart, how can you be like that..."

Before the sound of pleading for forgiveness fell, Ji Han interrupted him angrily. Ji Han raised his eyebrows and shouted angrily: "Who do you say has no money?"

Rhinoceros: "...Huh?"

The hippopotamus has a brighter head than the little friend, and has already reacted, and hurriedly smoothed things over and said tremblingly: "We are wrong! Boss Ji is the richest man in the Three Realms! The richest man in history, Fu Ke Enemy against the Three Realms. Even if Mr. Shao turns over his trouser pockets, he will not be able to defeat Boss Ji Jinshan!!"

Ji Han finally turned pale when he heard the words, and Shao Yuan next to him couldn't help laughing, Ji Han glanced at him, smacked his mouth, and said reluctantly: "It's not that exaggerated, but we are half a catty, and we had about the same financial resources before we got together. After being together, they are even more mixed together, and there is no way to compare. You gossip casually, and if you dare to say that I am poor behind your back, be careful, I will twist you into silk and spread it under my gourd stand to dry!"

When Boss Ji got angry, the floor and tables of the entire temple shook, and the gods and goblins with lesser qualifications around were so frightened that they all knelt down, lost all manners, and begged cowardly, "Boss Ji is rich, Boss Ji is rich! !"

Ji Han snorted, glanced out of the corner of the eye, and finally saw the long-awaited pink label on the left hand side of the first row of seats where the Emperor of Heaven attacked. He tidied up his windbreaker, and said to Shao Yuan with a soothing expression: "Let's go sit. Bar."

The man hooked the corners of his lips, and walked over there when he followed up.There was another noisy discussion behind him, he lowered his head and whispered in Ji Han's ear: "Boss Ji is so majestic."

Ji Han smirked: "There are more and more minions in the heavenly world, which makes people feel upset. Huang Gen's current emperor is indeed too ineffective, pretending to be a good old man every day, and his mediocrity makes people despair."

The man raised his eyebrows, naturally he wouldn't say that Huang Gen is actually the most scheming and cunning emperor since the world was founded.He just patted Ji Han's head, walked to the seat and offered to help Ji Han adjust the chair.

When the two sat down, all the seats in the temple except the emperor were also filled.Ji Han looked up and down, did not see those fairy princesses who were overly friendly to Shaoyuan, and felt very comfortable.

Everyone was looking forward to it, but a fairy official suddenly ran in from the outside, yelling all the way: "The Emperor of Heaven drank the fragments yesterday! He is not awake yet, let's entertain ourselves and have a banquet!"

All the gods in the hall sighed exaggeratedly to express their regret.In the next second, everyone started arguing happily again, the manager didn't come, and the sloppy gods became even more sloppy. Ji Han's eyes were in chaos, and he saw many gods getting up from the arranged seats and sitting around by themselves.

When everyone was seated again, Ji Han didn't realize it all at once, thinking that there were dozens more "luxury VIP seats for couples" in the temple.

Shao Yuan approached him, and explained in a low voice: "Gods are very casual. Originally, Huang Gen turned a blind eye, but in the past few hundred years, the world has been peaceful, and the gods are in a panic, and the relationship between men and women is even more chaotic. Recently, it is strengthening the ideological and moral construction and spiritual civilization supervision of the heavens."

Ji Han said "Oh—" and nodded understandingly frequently, saying: "It's the world of the human world, I understand."

The star-gazing banquet started, and the stellar official opened the astrolabe. In an instant, tens of millions of stars in the vast universe appeared above the temple. A few were shining brightly, and a few were dim and dim. And stable.Meteors brushed past, across countless astrolabes, leaving fleeting traces.

Ji Han actually thinks that this is no different from those sci-fi documentaries in the human world. Probably the only difference is that everyone here knows how to watch the stars, and the rotation of the natal chart is also inextricably linked with the star trails.Therefore, the comments of the people below have more content than those boring "wow——" in the human world. The gods with positive fortunes are humble to each other, and the gods with bad fortunes sit together and laugh at themselves.

Ji Han yawned, and said to Shao Yuan who was hugging him: "It's useless for us to see this, we are all outside the Three Realms, and the natal chart has nothing to do with the star palace. I watched it for a long time. It’s all other people’s lives, what’s there to see? Why don’t you go home and hang a few more light bulbs and count them.”

Shao Yuan smiled softly, kissed the hair on the back of Ji Han's head, and said in a low voice: "If you think it's boring, we'll go back early. Before I came out, I had sweet soup on the pot, and asked Fenghuang to go back and watch. I guess now It’s just hot to drink when I get home.”

"That's fine too." Ji Han yawned and sighed.

The gods in the heavens are annoying, the food is not as good as the ones at home, and the entertainment activities are so-so.In the past, he always felt that the people in the heavens did not take him to play, but now it seems that it is better to stay at home and play games.

The two were about to leave when there was a sudden exclamation from the corner.It was Taibai who made the exclamation.

Taibai pointed to a corner of the astrolabe, tremblingly said: "The fierce star has been dim for thousands of years, why does it seem to be recovering again! It's not a big deal!"