Master of Three Worlds

Ji Han stood still at the door and paused for a moment, the gourd was slowly turning in the palm of his hand, there seemed to be a familiar aura exuding from the door, with the firmness of jade and the mildew of damp bark mixed in.He slowly opened the door, the bedroom was crowded, and the little bed facing the door was the baby boy who hadn't seen him today.

The boy is eight years old this year, sleeping on the bed completely letting go of himself, the quilt kicked under his feet in a mess, the vest is lifted up, and his belly is round.

Shao Yuan approached, frowned, and said in a low voice, "What fate is this?"

Ji Han smiled.

"It's no wonder that the Youfu came ten or eight times and couldn't catch anything. It's not a ghost. Look at the animal spirit in this beast, it turned out to be an ancient lamb. This little thing is still alive, and the soul has fallen Entering the samsara and entering the human womb. If you really want to arrange the seniority, I am afraid that if it is not the ancestors of those idiots in Youfu, the King of Hades will bend down when he sees it."

Fenghuang had a clear expression, and said in a low voice, "It's Jiuxi."

Shao Yuan pondered and said: "Nine tails and four ears, its eyes are on its back, and its shape is like a sheep. Boss Ji, you seem to like to define what a thing looks like. This ancient monster has two horns. Forget it, I will be called a lamb by you."

Ji Han smiled, "Ordinary people will definitely ask me how to recognize 茼訑, but you are not surprised, you are indeed a knowledgeable talent."

Fenghuang, who was beside him, said in his heart, the boss has also worked very hard to set up magnetism with this rich man.

After Ji Han was joking, he asked the two of them to take a step back and spread out the palm of their left hand to reveal their own gourd.The gourd is like a translucent jade, shining brightly in the darkness, spinning quickly in the palm of the hand.Ji Han had a vague smile on his lips, and when the gourd made a clank sound, he grabbed the pointed end of the gourd with his right hand, swung it left and right in the air, and read in a noble voice: "Wen Shi and the Three Emperors are like laws and regulations, show me!"

Shao Yuan next to him trembled. He was distracted just now and almost heard "Give me the money".Thinking about the way Boss Ji stared at his trouser pocket today, he might not be unable to say these three words.

The room was dark and quiet, and the kid was still sleeping peacefully, as if what happened outside had nothing to do with him.However, with Ji Han's sound, the smell of jade and strange wood all over Jishan, the hometown of Zizi, disappeared without a trace, and the room was filled with the fragrance of gourds.

A shadow appeared in a trance above the boy's head, and in the shadow was the ancient monster that should have been extinct thousands of years ago and fell asleep.The illusory shadow disappeared in a flash, and before it disappeared, the girl in the shadow turned her head coyly and gave Ji Han a coquettish look.It's just that this guy's eyes are on his back, they are huge, and he stares down shyly and timidly, which is very frightening in the middle of the night.

Ji Han shook his head and persuaded: "It's okay for you to sleep lonely and want to come out to take a look, but you should reincarnate well, close your eyes and make a fool of yourself, disrupting the fate of this family. This kid entrusts you to protect, Fu Daming is fearless. Little does he know that the son owes the father to pay, but the son is lawless, and the father is so scared that he trembles in the bed every day."

Fenghuang was dumbfounded when he heard that, and poked Shao Yuan next to him, "What nonsense did the boss say?"

Shao Yuan moved to the side, and explained with a calm expression: "Among all the emotions and desires, the only one who lacks fear is the one who is courageous and decisive. This kid has inherited the advantages of Feng Xi, so his father has to return it for him. Li Qiangguo The bad things in life and bad interpersonal relationships, normal people grit their teeth and get over it, but he was terrified night after night, in fact, he was making up for his son's failure to receive rewards."

Fenghuang was stunned for a moment, and for a moment Mr. Shao was so knowledgeable and knew more than himself, Fenghuang. The second moment was a tricky matter. It sounded like the root of Li Qiangguo’s phobia was in his son. Could it be that he had to kill the boy to make Lao Tzu feel better? Back to normal?

He couldn't help looking at his boss, wanting to hear what the boss meant, but seeing Ji Han's indifferent face, he muttered to the place where the monster had already dispersed: "I don't care, you have to leave a piece of skin for the child's father. Otherwise, don't blame me for going down with a gourd and beating your nine tails one by one. I will do what I say. If you don't believe me, there will be a lot of ghosts and monsters who have been beaten and cried by me. You This lamb, even if I eat it roasted, I would hate it."

Another shadow loomed above the kid's head, vaguely, flickering, as if trembling.The shadow disappeared after a while, and the sleeping boy suddenly turned over and muttered something, there was a bunch of hair on the other side of the pillow where it was originally resting on.

Fenghuang's small eyes were a little confused, "What kind of stuff is this?"

Shaoyuan said, "Wearing it is not afraid. According to legend, wearing the fur of the 茼訑 can dispel the backlog of fear."

Suddenly the door opened and footsteps came from behind the three of them. The woman was woken up, and then her man was woken up, and they came out together to find out.There was nothing but black lights, three figures crowded at the door of their son's room, muttering and not knowing what they were talking about, they didn't look like they were doing anything good.

The woman turned on the light in the living room, her eyes were on fire, "What are you doing?"

Ji Han picked up the scattered hair next to the boy's pillow. It looked like human hair, but when he held it up to his nose and smelled it, it smelled like jade and rotten wood.He smiled, pulled out a piece of plaster from the gourd, stuck the lock of hair on the plaster slowly, and then waved to the sweaty Li Qiangguo.

"come over."

Li Qiangguo asked: "Boss Ji, what is this?"

"I beat the thing that tortured you into a paste. You stick this plaster on the back of your heart. Take it off every seven days and take a look. When the hair sticking inside is gone, you can Throw it away. With it covering you, your troubles will never happen again."

Li Qiangguo was stunned for a long time after hearing this.He was haunted by that fear in his sleep just now, and when his wife woke him up, looking at the dark room and his wife's irritable face, the despair in his heart was almost empty.But Ji Han seemed to have settled the matter with a few words.He looked at the plaster in his hand, and asked in disbelief after a while, "Is that all?"

"It's done." Ji Han yawned, "It will be ready tomorrow night, and the results will be seen immediately. If you don't believe me, you can pay me the memory the day after tomorrow. I was so sleepy that I went back to sleep."

"Oh." Li Qiangguo agreed blankly.

The couple watched the three of them leave with one dog. Suddenly, the wife remembered something and shouted, "No, what are you doing in my son's room? What did you do to him?"

Ji Han, who was walking in the front, stopped when he heard the words, and turned around and smiled at her, "Don't be nervous, I just think your son is very cute. Don't worry, your son's life is very good, take good care of him."

The woman who was going to make trouble was suddenly praised for her son, but she couldn't say anything, and let Ji Han and others leave.Ji Han walked to the door and was about to go downstairs, when suddenly he heard a trembling and weeping voice from a man in the room, "If Boss Ji manifests supernatural powers, I will worship you for the rest of my life!"

The door of the room was closed, and the sound of crying and rushing to the ground was also blocked inside.Ji Han stretched his waist, and muttered: "These mortals seem to have maggots in their brains, and they still worship me. Am I dead? Bullying me has a good temper, and they know how to curse me when they open their mouths..."

Shao Yuan smiled beside him, "Boss Ji thinks he has a good temper?"

Ji Han got halfway down the first step, then retracted his feet, turned his head and looked at Shao Yuan who was standing two steps above him, "Am I out of temper?"

Shao Yuan smiled with kindness between his eyebrows and eyes, and said sincerely: "Boss Ji not only has a good temper, but also has a handsome appearance, great skills, and a clever temperament."

From the corner of his eyes, Ji Han saw Phoenix's nauseous expression, snorted, shook his neck, turned around and went downstairs, "You saved the scene in time, and among those who have never been beaten by me, you are the first to know current affairs. "

Shao Yuan seemed unable to hear the threat, and replied with a smile, "Thank you, Boss Ji, for your compliment."

From then on, we said goodbye and went back to our homes.

Early in the morning of the third day, Ji Han was holding a gourd and drinking while playing games, when the noisy mottled bird flew in chirping, turning back into a phoenix and fluttering its wings in the air. Treasures and currency fell down along the hole in the roof, gold, silver and copper paper were all piled up behind the sofa where Ji Han was sitting, almost burying Haha.

Phoenix turned into a human again and returned to the house, took out a letter from his arms and handed it over, "These are all the remunerations settled by Youfu, including end-of-show fee, knee injury fee, ear cleansing fee, oh, and your own expenses The money paid for the broken plaster in the world must be paid in full."

Ji Han didn't even lift his eyelids, "Did you watch them count money?"

"Look at it, money and goods are equal, please rest assured. By the way, Li Qiangguo's thank you letter has also arrived, I want you to listen to it?"

Ji Han smiled.He drank too much wine last night and received the memory that Li Qiangguo paid for in a daze.The man was an honest guy who didn't just play around with the fears that filled his head, and instead shared a fond memory that was dear to him.

That was the day his wife gave birth to his son eight years ago. For 20 years, the man who thought he was doomed to have no children looked at the fat boy in the swaddling baby. The boy's face was dark and wrinkled and ugly like a pile of shit, but the man held him up high against the sun, and wept with joy.The love between father and son can affect the world.That was the happiest memory in Li Qiangguo's life. Although Ji Han was well-informed, he was also moved by the sincerity in the dream, making his nose ache.

He came back to his senses, held up the gourd and took a sip of the wine, squinting his eyes as before and said nonchalantly, "Read it."

Fenghuang said: "Boss Ji, the villain has recovered from his strange illness. The precious memory has been presented, and at the same time the money and goods are paid off, the villain will not forget to thank you for your enlightenment. You are justified. Fear of friends and fear of fellows, this cracking is like waking up from a big dream, from now on, the sky is high and the sea is wide, and you can ask your heart freely. I wish Boss Ji all the best and the business is booming."

After Fenghuang finished reading, he smashed his mouth, "This man is quite educated, and he speaks well."

Ji Han seemed to be so sleepy that he was about to fall asleep, and snorted twice.Fenghuang was about to throw this letter into the drawer that was stuffed long ago, but suddenly he heard a commotion on the sofa, and the drowsy boss of the house suddenly straightened up, regained his energy, and a familiar look bloomed in his eyes. clean.

Fenghuang subconsciously shivered, "What's wrong?"

Ji Han got excited, took out the gourd, stroked along the rows of small characters written on it for a long time, shook his head and said with a smile: "Wonderful, really wonderful--I just remembered, although the matter of this scorpion is a Youfu is looking for me, but the sheep is an ancient monster, so it should be under the control of Weifu. In this way, this transaction is not a two-for-one deal, and Weifu owes me."

Fenghuang was silent for a long time, then plucked out his ears, and cooperated, "Then what do you mean..."

Ji Han smiled so that his whole face bloomed like a flower, he put the gourd on his back, got up and sorted out the wrinkled clothes slumped on the sofa, and said, "Come on, come with me to Weifu to ask for a tent."

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