Master of Three Worlds

Fenghuang faintly felt that something was wrong, but it wasn't as wrong as it imagined.It wrinkled a constipated face and looked at Shao Yuan for answers, but saw Shao Yuan also had an expression that couldn't be explained in words.

Fenghuang slammed his mouth, "Isn't Mr. Shao not satisfied with what he wants recently?"

Shao Yuan said in a deep voice, "Not at all."

Fenghuang understood, "It turns out that there are things in this world that Mr. Shao can't control."

Ji Han put down his chopsticks, "What are you two playing charades? Hold your breath today, Fenghuang, you will open the doors and windows to ventilate later, adjust the wireless network better, I want to play games."

Fenghuang let out a cry, got up and went to work, Ji Han thought about it, and then said, "Go to the human world to buy a bucket of fried chicken and a bottle of iced Coke."

Fenghuang shouted from a distance: "Got it!"

Shao Yuan also put down his chopsticks, a little confused, "If you don't eat good food, why eat junk food?"

Ji Han took a deep breath, let it out, and said listlessly: "When I'm in a bad mood, junk food can save me." He seemed to think of something again, and patted Shao Yuan's shoulder, "Don't be discouraged, you are very good at cooking. Delicious, you are welcome to come to my house to cook every day."

Shao Yuan sighed, "Okay, then I'll play games with you."

Ji Han emphasized: "The head is mine."

"The head is yours."

The night was dark, and the lights were turned off in the hut outside Youxu, and the light effect on the huge display screen hit the faces of Shao Yuan and Ji Han who were sitting on the sofa.Boss Ji crossed his legs, held the game controller in his hand, and stared at the screen intently.

The intense sound effects made the barrier tremble, and the phoenix perched on the gourd stand, covering its ears with its wings in annoyance.Haha was numb from the intense noise of the bullets, and the dog face stared blankly at the two people on the sofa.

Ji Han: "Stop searching, the doors here are open, they've been searched! Just go straight away!"

Shao Yuan: "I picked up a sniper, 98K."

Ji Han, who had already run far away, slammed on the brakes, turned around and ran back, and said shamelessly: "Give me, give me, I just need a sniper."

Shao Yuan had a good temper, and took off the gun he had just picked up, and threw it at his feet, waiting for Ji Han to pick it up.Ji Han said: "I don't take yours for nothing, I'll give you this one, it's also a good gun."

Shao Yuan picked up the "good gun" traded by Boss Ji, and saw that it was win94.

A broken sniper that can't even install a magnifying glass and a flame arrester. It is less powerful than a chicken feather and can't kill people.

Shao Yuan sighed and said with emotion: "It's really a good gun."

Ji Han said: "It can reflect your operational level. Go away and seize the high ground."

Shao Yuan hummed, and ran out with Ji Han.

The two grabbed the high ground and climbed in the shadowy grass under the tree. Ji Han stared at the front, and the man guarded the back.Ji Han said: "You really brought this broken gun with you, your previous M4 is also better than this one."

Shao Yuan said seriously, "After all, it is the first gift you gave me, and I must cherish it."

Ji Han was taken aback for a while, and looked away from the screen to take a look at Shaoyuan himself.He suddenly realized that he never seemed to have given this guy a gift, and had been taking them all the time.My heart began to beat drums.

What does this person mean?You won't start begging for his return, will you?

Boss Ji swallowed, looked back at the screen, pretended not to understand anything, and said casually: "Why don't I give you half a house deed outside Youxu? It’s deserted, it’s not as lively as my family’s big business and big life. If you want to come, you can come and live. If you’re afraid that the gift is too big, how about cooking and doing housework every day?”

The room was quiet for a long time, but Shao Yuan didn't say anything.

Ji Han was beating in his heart, wondering if he had gone too far, so he gave in and said, "Phoenix actually does the housework, you can do the cooking occasionally. It's just that there is one more person surfing the Internet, and my network outside Youxu will be upgraded again. Package, please tell me about the Internet fee again. How about it?"

Shao Yuan said, "Yes."

A big stone fell to Ji Han's heart, and he became beautiful again, "I knew you were a person who knew how to trade."

Ji Han was lucky, the high ground he chose was always in the center of the safety zone, and the last two people rushed up, Boss Ji shot one headshot with the 98K in the dark, the game ended, and the screen popped up "Great luck, chicken tonight" subtitles.

Ji Han threw the handle away and sighed contentedly.

The bucket of fried chicken on the coffee table was already cold, and Ji Han only took two bites, but he drank a lot of Coke, and it had bottomed out.

Seeing that he didn't want to play anymore, Shao Yuan put down the handle and began to clear the table.He quickly threw the things into the trash bag, and said: "You don't have to drink iced Coke to decompress. Boss Ji can try alcohol. Drinking less red wine before going to bed is better for sleep. I have a few bottles of good products, and I will bring them to you later. You try it."

After hearing this, Ji Han kept shaking his head, waved his hands and said, "That's not okay, I'll be bad if I drink too much."

The man paused and looked back at him strangely, "Are you afraid of drinking when you make gourds? What will happen?"

Ji Han lowered his voice, "One time before, I drank too much and smashed Youwei Erfu to pieces. Ghost Heihei, Ghost Baibai, and God of Nodding and God of Shaking their Heads were all paralyzed by me. Fortunately, Bu Daying and Mu Yougui run fast, otherwise this matter will be really hard to explain."

Shao Yuan, "... No wonder they are so afraid of you."

Ji Han sighed, looked at the ceiling in a daze, and said: "I don't know... I remember that time I felt very angry after drinking too much. I can't remember why I was angry. In short, I just wanted to hit someone. Want to see blood."

Shao Yuan didn't say a word, and silently cleared the table.

The mobile phone that was squeezed into the sofa by the two suddenly rang, Ji Han jumped up and stood up, stuffed his hands into the sofa and frantically pulled out the mobile phone.

Caller ID: Yan Shi.

This is the trumpet of the ten kings of Hades in the human world.

Shao Yuan came over, "Is there any news so soon?"

Ji Han made a shh gesture, cleared his throat, picked up the phone, and chose to be hands-free.

The serious voice of the Tenth Hall of Hades came, "Ji Han, I now have other Eighth Halls of Hades, Meng Po, Black and White Impermanence, and Mu Yougui. I am calling to clarify the official seal system and Personnel changes."

Ji Han said "Oh", "Is there a result so soon?"

Bai Wuchang's voice said, "The underworld regards order as the most important thing. Even high-level crimes will be dealt with fairly, and there will be no such situation as you worry about."

Shao Yuan and Ji Han looked at each other, and Shao Yuan said, "That's fine. I'm with Boss Ji. May I ask the result of this matter?"

The King of Hades of the Tenth Palace said calmly: "The King of Hades of the Ninth Palace is to blame for his crimes and was demoted. The King of Hades broke the law and committed the same crime as the little ghost. He should have fallen into hell and could not be reborn forever. For tens of thousands of years, the meritorious deeds have been innumerable, so the underworld government decided to keep his life after weighing it, and demoted him to sweep the ground outside the Qiwangtai, and he will never be promoted."

Ji Han said, "This is enough. When I go to the underworld in the future, I will remember to bring some cat poop and dog poop to add a little challenge to his job."

Shao Yuan patted him lightly to signal not to make trouble, and asked in a deep voice: "Then how to deal with the nearly two hundred resentful souls in the human world?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Xiaobai and I will go for a walk and personally invite them back to the Underworld. All the sins they committed as humans will be cleared away. The Underworld will invest a lot of ghost power and material resources to reshape their lives and put them into reincarnation. .”

Ji Han rolled his eyes, "It's not enough to just reshape one's life, one needs to have a rich life, a long life, a happy and peaceful life. And their relationship with relatives can't be messed up, husband and wife, father and son, can't be changed. The family relationship that should be enjoyed in the world Le, you can’t lose at all, you have to make up for it.”

The person on the other side of the phone seemed to be stunned for a few seconds. None of the Kings of Hades thought that Ji Han would seek justice for these brats. They were surprised for a while before someone said: "It's all trivial, of course it's okay."

Shao Yuan didn't say a word, watching Ji Han check the next life of these more than 100 ghosts with the people in the underworld one by one.What kind of house to live in, whether your studies will be successful, whether your career will be successful, how many rotten peach blossoms and how many positive peach blossoms... the details are so jaw-dropping.

A smile gradually spread in the man's eyes, watching Ji Han argue with the old guys over there on the phone, and leisurely sip a cup of tea on the table.

Ji Han argued for more than an hour, and finally won all the benefits he could think of for those grieving ghosts, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, then this matter will be over. By the way, this time I will Doing business for you also uncovered the dirty things of the high-level officials of the underworld, and I have to pay a hundred times the premium. trip."

On the other end of the phone came the voice of Mu Yougui whispering to the King of Hades.

Mu Yougui: "Boss, it seems that the running water in Youfu is not enough..."

Yan Wang: "I understand. You can make a report later, and I will make up for the difference."

Ji Han was extremely satisfied, and smiled so much that the corners of his mouth almost reached his ears.He put down the phone casually, fell down on the sofa, leaned on his arm and sighed: "It's really exhausting to deal with all these twists and turns, and it's more comfortable to throw a gourd over it."

Shao Yuan smiled, and Ji Han said, "You are right. To be a gourd, you still have to accept your kindness and justice. In fact, I feel quite at ease now."

Shao Yuan said, "You are the savior created by God the Father. This is your nature and cannot be changed."

Ji Han hummed, wanting to stretch, but when he raised his hand, he felt a pain in his lumbar spine, "Ouch!", covered his side waist, turned over and twitched on the spot.

Shao Yuan was stunned, "What's the matter?"

"Waist! My back hurts! I've sprained my tendons!"

The man immediately stood up and walked over, put his hands on Ji Han's side waist, and slowly exerted force, "Is it better?"

Ji Han frowned and closed his eyes, "No! It's really evil."

Shao Yuan had no choice but to press it up with both hands.He could feel the twitching of Ji Han's waist muscles. This man swung the gourd a lot today, but he was stopped suddenly. No wonder he jumped to his waist.

Ji Han groaned endlessly on the sofa, muttering in his mouth that he wanted to send another bill to the underworld, asking for a sky-high price.But Shao Yuan gradually frowned, the muscles on Ji Han's waist were extremely recalcitrant, no matter how much he kneaded, he wrung again after a while.

Boss Ji groaned in pain, and didn't even say anything about asking for the bill. He lay on the sofa and moaned in a low voice, the corners of his tightly closed eyes were still wet.

I cried in pain.

The man was at a loss for what to do, he pinched the cotton shirt for a long time but couldn't see it, so he could only say: "Go and lie down on a flat place on the bed, lift up your clothes, and I'll show you what's wrong."

The fat bird on the gourd stand outside the window turned over and fell straight to the ground.

Ji Han wiped his tears and moaned, "I can't move, are you blind? You carry me to the bed, hurry up."