Master of Three Worlds

Ji Han squinted and said: "To do evil is to do evil. I don't care what grievances they have. The order I received is to smooth out these turmoil. It may not be that Youfu will add money to our self-indulgence."

Shao Yuan nodded in agreement, "Mu Yougui has been angry with you for so many years, and he will never let go of an opportunity to run you by seeing you as thankless. But doing so will help me cultivate merit. I will save a few hundred here. Resentful ghosts, if you can help them resolve their grievances before sending them to the underworld for punishment, it will be a great blessing."

Ji Han yawned, "You have enough merit."

Shao Yuan said: "Last time I made a lamp for Boss Ji and it was damaged, so it must be repaired in time."

Ji Han was a little surprised when he heard this, and looked back at Shao Yuan.In his cognition, this man has been holding up the big family style of "whatever he wants, and what he has", in front of him. He never imagined that this guy would rather risk being labeled as a small-bellied chicken. We must also strive for this inch of merit.

However, Ji Han was only surprised for half a second before putting down the gourd, and said, "Okay, it's up to you."

He put away the gourd, turned and walked to the side of the car, and said, "But I'm not responsible for accompanying the hearing, call me when you're done."

Shao Yuan smiled modestly, "I'll do it as soon as possible."

Ji Han thought for a while, but instead of entering the co-pilot, he opened the door of the back seat and sat in.Haha very warmly moved a place for the owner, and the car was filled with cold wind, but the place where Haha just lay on his stomach was very hot.After Ji Han sat down, he felt quite comfortable, and with a sigh of emotion, he dragged the dog over and hugged him in his arms.

"You have indeed gained a lot of weight." Ji Han felt the weight of his pet with his heart.

Haha arched coquettishly, meaning that I am not getting fat, I just finally started to develop normally.

Ji Han patted its head, and said, "Maybe you are really not a dog. If you were a dog, your hair would be too thin, or is it that being my pet makes you live in anxiety?"

Haha shook his head and sighed.

Ji Han looked out of the window again. Shao Yuan had already approached the group of old, weak, sick and disabled ghosts. He spread a delicate handkerchief on the gloomy cemetery, sat down delicately, and asked aristocratically: " Tell me, why don't you reincarnate?"

Ji Han squinted his eyes in the car, "Do you think this man is weird? There is an awkwardness from head to toe. He seems to be a very sincere person, but he always seems to be hiding something from you. .”

Haha shook his head dignifiedly.

Ji Han asked, "Do you disagree with me saying that he is weird, or do you disagree with me saying that he is sincere?"

Haha nodded, shook his head again.

Ji Han sighed, "And this person has a kind of poison, a few pieces of meat can buy my pet that has been on my heart for 80 years, it's really poisonous."

Ha ha:""

Not far away, the Hundred Ghosts Complaint Conference hosted by Shao Yuan has just begun.

The evil ghost with the eyeball melted said while weeping blood: "There was a plague in city C 20 years ago. At that time, the country's scientific and technological medical treatment was completely incomparable to what it is now, and the news media can't keep up. It is obviously far from the emperor's feet." It's just a few steps away, but the help from above has not come down."

Shao Yuan’s voice carried a wave of relief, and he said softly: “Understandable. But I checked the excessive mother, the local hospital’s measures were still timely, and the epidemic was infected on a large scale, but in the end it was controlled to only nine deaths. Although this This kind of thing is generally modified, but usually it does not deviate too much from the truth. Moreover, in the [-]s, the conspiracy theories that were fulfilled in the human world should not be as ubiquitous as they are today."

The lady who was hugging the ghost child suddenly said excitedly: "Nine deaths! Only nine deaths in the hospital! Look at us ghosts, how many of us died like an epidemic?"

Ji Han in the car raised his voice, sat up straight and stuck his head out of the car window to look around.

Not to mention, he really didn't notice just now that there was indeed something wrong with these ghosts.Out of one or two hundred ghosts, only nine possessed that bizarre and horrific death appearance, and the rest, no matter men, women or children, could not see the cause of death.

Ji Han rubbed Haha's stomach: "It's a little strange, it can't be that those children also died suddenly and died without a problem."

Haha grunted in agreement.

Shao Yuan only heard the car door open behind him, and looked back, Ji Han came over.Although he was still yawning lazily, those eyes more or less exposed Boss Ji's aroused desire to eat melons.Shao Yuan smiled, motioned the ghosts to stay away, and spread another handkerchief beside him.Fearing that Boss Ji would be cold, he also unpacked a few packs of warm babies from the human world and put them underneath.

Lafayette Ji sat cross-legged, ready to eat melon, made a "please continue" gesture, and said: "Go ahead, tell the story a little more fun, maybe I will be in a better mood and the Nine Palaces of Hades will give you a lighter sentence."

Shao Yuan nodded in agreement, "You're right, he has the right to speak in heaven and earth."

All the ghosts looked at each other, and after a few seconds of silence, the evil ghost with the melted eye nodded, signaling the emotional female ghost to calm down, and took a step forward to continue the speech.

"That's not a human epidemic at all. There is a magic stick in the city hospital who likes to study evil things. I don't know where he recruited hell bats and got the saliva of hell bats."

The female ghost finally couldn't hold back her emotions, and said excitedly: "We were nine patients who were dying in the hospital at the time. The magic stick used us to test the saliva of the hell bat. We thought we would not be discovered, but we didn't expect the hell bat to kill us." Our saliva cannot be used on living people. We were supposed to die of illness, but before we died, we suffered brain splitting, heart collapse, and our facial features and internal organs were all turned into bloody mud! Way to perish, even if you die, you will not be able to reincarnate smoothly!"

Ji Han was taken aback, "Can the magic stick get the saliva of the hell bat? Just kidding, break the dimensional wall."

A man with intestines hanging around his neck said in a deep voice: "We don't know how we got it. But we know that someone in the underworld must be covering up that magic stick and fabricating a disease to cover up the crime. If you get implicated, you will all be silenced, and you will become grudges like us who cannot be reincarnated."

Shao Yuan was stunned for a long time, looked at the hundreds of pale grimaces in front of him in disbelief, and said, "These are all relatives of the nine of you?"

All the ghosts nodded dumbly, the visual effect was very shocking.

Ji Han asked, "I didn't commit anything, and I didn't follow the deduction of the book of life and death. Just to cover it up, the people in the underworld forcibly tampered with the book of life and death, and they all died overnight?"

An old ghost said: "Only close relatives who walk around often. Those distant relatives and friends who can be fooled have been fooled."

Shao Yuan took a deep breath and didn't know what to say for a moment.He suddenly remembered Du Niang's phrase "keep the death toll to a minimum". Ironically, the secretive guy in the underworld really did it, but what he did was to keep the number of people implicated to a minimum.Nine people, if we really want to keep touching in accordance with the joint relationship, maybe we can end the human world.

Ji Han also thought of this level at the same time, and said coldly: "I'm afraid it's not some low-ranking ghost official, with some brains and a lot of power. Where is that magic stick now?"

"Disappeared," said a ghost.

Shao Yuan asked: "Is it in the human world? Or is it dead?"

All the ghosts shook their heads and answered unevenly: "I don't know."

A ghost child stretched out a ghost hand to pull Ji Han's clothes. Although he couldn't touch it, there was still a ghostly aura spreading over Ji Han's clothes.The ghost boy said crisply and tremblingly: "My lord, we don't want to be evil ghosts and complain ghosts, but our hearts are too bitter. It is not our fault that we cannot be reincarnated. If we really go to the underworld, we will be severely judged by the king of hell in the nine temples. Eighteen floors of purgatory are subjected to endless torture, but what did we do wrong?"

The mournful cries of a hundred ghosts resounded from the sky and the earth. C City was about to usher in the dawn, but the dark clouds suddenly doubled up, covering every inch of the light from the sky.There was a strong wind, and Ji Han's phone vibrated, and he received an automatic text message from the local weather system.

Red rainstorm warning.

The ghosts were trembling, not knowing how the boss would deal with them, crying and saying: "My lord, be merciful!"

"My lord, please forgive me!"

"If your lord kills us, it's fine. We can't find the culprit here, and we don't dare to go to hell. If we can make our souls go away forever, maybe it will be a better result!"

"grown ups!"

The bean-sized raindrops suddenly fell and hit Ji Han's face. Before Shao Yuan had time to take out his umbrella, Ji Han stood up abruptly.

The monstrous ghost cries were suddenly suffocated.

Ji Han's expression was ugly, he bent down and picked up the handkerchief Shao Yuan had spread out for him, crumpled it up and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, walked back and forth twice before finally saying a word.

"Go, get in the car." It was said to Shao Yuan.

All the ghosts were stunned, "My lord, what are we going to do with us?"

Ji Han didn't want to answer a word, and didn't care whether Shaoyuan had finished folding the handkerchief, and rushed into the car against the howling rainstorm, and plunged into the co-pilot.

Ji Han was so angry that even Haha didn't dare to approach him to please him.Gouzi tore open the zipper of the backpack with his teeth as silently as possible, bit out Ji Han's towel from inside, and placed it carefully on the small leather case between the driver and co-pilot.

Ji Han seemed to be burning with a fuze in his chest. He just waited for Shao Yuan to get into the car. As soon as the driver's door was closed, he exploded instantly, throwing the handkerchief in his trouser pocket on the windshield like a brick. When he smashed it, he cursed, "Fuck me!"

The fluffy handkerchief was not as strong as the rain that hit the glass outside the car.Shao Yuan smiled, picked up the handkerchief, flattened it and folded it, and said, "Swearing in the human world is really good for venting one's temper, and saves effort than swinging a gourd."

Ji Han said angrily: "If the thing that makes me angry is in front of me, I still have to curse? The gourd is the best solution to the conflicts in the world. Once you go down the gourd, you will be clean."

"That's right, I agree with that." Shao Yuan said, and picked up the towel that Haha took out to wipe Ji Han's hair.

With a fluffy and soft towel wrapped around his head, the fire in Ji Han's heart seemed to be cut off from oxygen all of a sudden, and it went out with a bang.Shao Yuan adjusted the angle of the towel just right, exposed his facial features to allow him to breathe, and persuaded him: "Boss Ji probably woke up not long ago, and he hasn't seen such a disgusting thing. You were stupid and sweet in ancient times. , now he is a money-obsessed idiot, and his essence is all idiots."

Ji Han held his breath, and said in a muffled voice: "Have you laughed enough? Then drive away, and now go back to Youfu to ask face to face what's going on."

Shao Yuan took his time, and patiently dried Ji Han's hair, and counted the possible harm to Hulu's body and mind after a cold, and then said: "Actually, there are many doubts about this matter. For example, the underworld Why did the ghost messenger hook up with the god stick in the world, and where did the god stick go now? Another example, if the ghost messenger is really that powerful, why can't it be suppressed, and let the Youfu come to investigate? Another example, the ghost Is the government really innocent and ignorant?"

Ji Han paused, his anxiety calmed down, and he said after a long time: "There are so many examples, if you ask me, how would I know?"

Shao Yuan said, "Your behavior is a bit abnormal this time, not as calm and calm as when I first met you."

Ji Han let out a breath and said, "I may have been infected by you, a hypocrite. I wasn't so nosy before."

Haha finally grunted in the back seat, agreeing.

But Shao Yuan said clearly: "It's not that I was infected. Don't forget that you are the God of Salvation. Father God Fuxi made you to save the common people from the fire and water. It's just that you got angry for a while, and your personality appeared. A little fluctuating, but sooner or later it will be back on the right track.”

The man said that he had already started the car and was going in the direction he was traveling.It was pouring rain outside, the windshield wipers couldn't help the situation at all, it was dark as hell, and the headlights didn't work very well.

But Shaoyuan knew it well, and it didn't matter if he drove with his eyes closed.While turning the steering wheel calmly, he said, "You must accept the kindness and sense of justice that you are gradually revealing. And—haha, there is porridge I cooked for your boss in your backpack, can you find it?"

Before Ji Han had time to digest the meaning of the man's first sentence, he heard the second half.His eyebrows were all wrinkled, as if he couldn't understand it at all, and he was about to ask when you cooked the porridge when an aroma came from the back seat of the car.

Haha actually unscrewed the lid of the stew pot, inside is the red date porridge that is wafting steam, the rice is stewed, and the red dates are bursting, the sweet fragrance that can sweeten people's hearts spreads throughout the car .

The man turned his head and glanced at Ji Han, then turned back, and said softly: "Eat the supper, I may have to run around for business again tonight."