Master of Three Worlds

Ji Han never took his eyes off that loli girl from the moment he entered the door.Shao Yuan took a step forward and introduced kindly: "Mr. Han, we are the team you invited to come and see the residential Fengshui. My surname is Shao, next to me is Boss Ji, and this one behind me is surnamed Feng. Can you let us in?"

In order not to scare away the ex-girlfriend, Han Baoshu specifically emphasized in the notes under the request post that the celestial master who wanted to come to help concealed his true identity and intentions, and only used Fengshui as a cover.When Han Baoshu heard Shaoyuan mentioning the word Fengshui, his eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly, "Of course, please come in."

Lolita held up her little skirt, tilted her head and looked up at the Korean newspaper, her voice was sweet and sweet, "Honey, what Feng Shui are you looking at? Didn't you say that you have lived in this house for two years?"

Han Baoshu habitually hugged his girlfriend into his arms, touched her head, and coaxed gently: "My mother said that now that I have a girlfriend, I have to plan for the future. I will ask someone to look at the house." Feng Shui, if it doesn’t work, find a new location as soon as possible, and make a wedding room in the future.”

"That's it!" Lolita rolled her round eyes and smiled sweetly, "Your mother hasn't even seen me before, so she already planned to let me go?"

"Yes, yes..." Han Baoshu was a little ashamed, he was not very good at lying, and after thinking about it, he added: "My mother is also happy, glad that I have a girlfriend."

"Then am I your first girlfriend?" Lolita Lai raised her head in his arms and asked with staring eyes.

"Yes Yes."

"Hey, I knew it! You idiot, only I would like you." The little girl jumped up, kissed the man's face casually, and ran back to the room after coquettishly.

Ji Han looked at her with meaningful eyes the whole time, until Han Baoshu moved a step towards him calmly, blocking his sight, then he came back and smiled meaningfully at Han Baoshu, " The way you lie to girls is full of loopholes."

Han Baoshu smiled wryly, "We code farmers, we code in front of the computer every day, how can we coax girls."

"Yeah, such a clumsy coaxing, a woman who is so delicate that she doesn't have any doubts." Ji Han clicked his tongue, shook his head slowly, stared at Han Baoshu's face for a long time, and suddenly He asked again, "How many girlfriends is this already?"

Subconsciously, Han Baoshu looked back at the tightly closed bedroom door, and said in a low voice, "Before her, there were only four of them in total, and all four of them disappeared."

Shao Yuan said: "What do you mean missing? Have you contacted your family? Where are their colleagues and friends?"

"We've only been together for less than a month, so how could we possibly leave our family contact information?" Han Baoshu pursed his lips, and whispered again: "My girlfriends almost all have the same style, I like to look like Xiao Luo in Japanese manga A girl like Li, cute and virtuous, I am responsible for making money to support the family, and she is responsible for her beauty, so my girlfriend usually moves into my house to help me with housework, I work overtime until midnight every day, and I don’t know which friends they go out with during the day ..."

Ji Han's eyes were about to turn cramp, Han Baoshu hesitated, "Why does Boss Ji dislike me so much?"

"I hate you for being stupid." Ji Han said in a loud voice: "According to my understanding of your society, girls who look and behave like Japanese lolita definitely do not account for a large proportion of women of your age, and you can even say that the proportion Very small. You encounter this ideal type one after another, four in a year and a half, sad for a while, and find another one after walking out of the empty window, don’t you think it’s strange?”

Han Baoshu choked, stared blankly at the floor, and thought hard, "Is it...strange?"

The dogs at Ji Han's feet nodded.

"This, this..." Han Baoshu rubbed his hands, feeling embarrassed.This strange incident finally aroused his sense of vigilance, but it's a pity that ordinary people's imagination is so big, he thought it was strange, but he couldn't figure out the cause and effect anyway.After chatting for a long time, he asked in a low voice: "Boss Ji, I won't be attracted by any seductive group, right?"

Ji Han immediately wrinkled his face into a big bun.

Fenghuang said, "I'll fuck it."

Shao Yuan sighed, "Mr. Han, can we use another bedroom to discuss countermeasures, please sit on the chair outside our door and don't move around."

"Why, why?"

"Don't be nervous." Shao Yuan smiled, and casually took out a piece of chocolate from his trouser pocket, pushed aside half of the tin foil, and handed it over, "Your lips don't even have any blood, you haven't eaten in the morning, be careful not to suffer from hypoglycemia."

Ji Han observed from the side, this guy Shaoyuan is very good at laughing, good popularity in the Three Realms does not come empty-handed, every smile of his is very sincere, like a gust of warm wind blowing, people instantly eliminate anxiety.Han Baoshu obviously relaxed, took the piece of chocolate and chewed it, and nodded, "We coders just like to eat sweets. Sitting in front of the computer for more than ten hours every day, we can't stop thinking. It's really low blood sugar, hey."

Shao Yuan held him steady, and the group entered another bedroom.

"Do you see what that is?"

Ji Han hummed, and smiled meaningfully, "It's a demon. I vaguely remember thousands of years ago, Chi You was defeated, and all the demons and monsters under his command fell asleep. Unexpectedly, there were awakened ones. Human face and animal body, good at confusing people, turned into Dolls work around this dumb programmer."

Shao Yuan said, "The four so-called mysteriously missing girlfriends in front of me are probably the same one. He turned into a humanoid to tease him once, endlessly, and made him frightened and sad again and again. If things go on like this, this guy may have a nervous breakdown. .”

Fenghuang tilted his head and thought for a while, "Boss, I think that thing can recognize us. It's hard for you to tell Mr. Shao, but Xiaoniao's Phoenix horoscope can be known at a glance. You said that thing just slyly hid Go into the bedroom, won't you run away?"

"That's not true." Ji Han looked lazily at Shao Yuan, "Didn't you throw something at the door after she went back to the house?"

Shao Yuan smiled modestly, "Nothing can escape your eyes. This is death powder. If it is sprinkled at the door, the doors and windows of this room will be blocked, and that guy will not be able to get out."

Fenghuang was speechless, "Mr. Shao has so many treasures. The chocolate just now is a psychic amulet, and the gods can feel comfortable after eating it. The little bird looks greedy, and he gave it to a fan like this..." He didn't say anything. After finishing, I saw Shaoyuan fumbled from his trouser pocket again, it was not a piece, but a board, handed it to him and said: "Everyone gave me a lot of these things, put them in my bag. If it gets dusty, you can eat it if you like it, it’s not enough for me.”

Phoenix's eyes stared like glass balls, and he was trembling with excitement while holding the amulet, as if he had a cerebral thrombosis.Haha on the ground glanced up at him, then lowered his head and became listless.

Ji Han is not interested in amulets. While admiring his little bird gobbling it up, he said, "I can take it away, but I have two doubts. First, this Han Baoshu is a coward with a bit of a middle-aged illness." Bao, how did the demon find him. Second, why did one wake up suddenly after thousands of years of disappearing demons?"

Shao Yuan nodded, "That's what I want to know too." He stood up and pushed open the bedroom door, and said to Han Baoshu who was playing with his mobile phone outside the door: "Mr. Han, please come in, we have something to ask you."

"Oh, good." Han Baoshu pressed the phone lock screen button, and the game interface exited. He approached with a bowed body, but he was a little stiff in his own house, and said, "Big brothers ask."

Ji Han looked at the phone in his hand, but suddenly became interested, "Are you playing "Ragnarok"?"

Han Baoshu nodded, "Yes. Boss Ji has played this game?"

"I've played it before." Ji Han recalled, "The plot is very ridiculous, quite funny. This is your company's game. Is playing games also a professional requirement?"

Han Baoshu said, "That's right. I used to be in this project team. Now that this game has been on the market for nearly three years, the project team has been reduced to only half of the people for maintenance. I will soon devote myself to the development of new games. So I I want to quickly train my account to the top level, which is considered complete."

Ji Han rolled his eyes and suddenly remembered something.

In the game "Twilight of the Gods", all the ancient gods, demons and ghosts are dramatized.If he remembers correctly, there is also a charm in it, it's just a plot...

Shao Yuan next to him suddenly asked: "This game sounds like a huge world view, is there any charm in it?"

Han Baoshu nodded, "Yes, there are all ghosts and ghosts. There are too many npcs and game characters in this game, and there are not enough planners, so the program has to make up the numbers. It’s just that the people in our program can set it up with the convenience of technology.”

Ji Han raised his eyebrows, "Who is the person you program, is it you?"

Han Baoshu scratched his head in embarrassment, "It's me."

Shao Yuan asked, "May I ask what the plot is?"

Han Baoshu thought for a while, "At the beginning, for the sake of simple technology, I wanted to set up similar skill releases for the ghosts and ghosts, and needed a reasonable background. So in the plot, they became CP. Unfortunately, they are all evil. , the ghosts and demons were scattered in the chaos of Chi You, and the evil spirits swayed in the world. Oh, there is another activity in the gameplay that uses this stalk, what is it..."

Before Han Baoshu remembered it, Ji Han slapped his thigh, "It's the single dog game every Chinese Valentine's Day, and Qi Mei is the leading npc."

"Oh, yes, yes, yes." Han Baoshu smiled shyly, gave a thumbs up, ignored the black lines on the faces of the people in the room, and praised: "Boss Ji is indeed a game lover, and he is very familiar with our games. , we can be friends."

However, I saw Ji Han’s smile on the other side getting more and more false. In the end, he simply put it away and stopped smiling. He rolled his eyes towards the sky and said hypocritically: "Pull it down, you, the guy with the water in his head heavier than his head, still be me." friend?"