Sichuan and Chongqing love

Cheng Dulin really believed Xiao Yi's joke, moved to the side, and made room for him that could be regarded as a bit cleaner, and patted the floor at Xiao Yi with his hands on the ground, patting The sound echoed in the empty hallway.

"What? You left it for me?" Xiao Yi looked at the "treasure land" that had been wiped clean by Cheng Dulin with a funny face, and shook his head with indescribable helplessness on his face. Don't you have airs?"

"I'm a commoner. I gave you the place where I sat clean. I'll take you in tonight. You can't drive me away after the door opens." Cheng Du Lin folded the rest of the package and stuffed it in the garbage bag, and was about to stand up, but his legs were numb and he couldn't stand still and fell forward. Fortunately, Xiao Yi stopped him in time, otherwise he would fall face down and get bruised and swollen.

"Hey, I'm dead," Cheng Dulin hurriedly stood up, pressed his right hand on his heart that was still beating in panic, walked stiffly to the trash can, threw the residue in his left hand for a long time, and turned his head Looking at Xiao Yi who was still standing there without moving, "What's the matter? This young master can sleep, you still dislike him?"

The warm touch of the fingertips has not yet dissipated, and it is faintly hot, spreading to the heart along the blood, and the heart is numb, and the fingers are clenched into fists and put into the pocket, and said seriously: "I don't dislike it."

Cheng Dulin sat back on the ground again, and the phone's battery was less than ten percent.I haven't charged since last night, and today I was so busy 'serving' Uncle Xiao that I completely forgot to ask him for a charger.

"I won't drive you away again, but you really plan to sleep outside all night? Why didn't you go to the neighbor's house and wait for me just now."

"My mother-in-law called me in for dinner just now. I'm so embarrassed. Compared with you, they are too enthusiastic. I can't bear it." Cheng Dulin scratched his hair, his face was open, and he didn't know anyone else that Xiao Yi knew. The son of the rich family is so superior, "I have fallen in love with the land in front of your door. When I get home, I will buy these bricks and take them back to frame them."

Xiao Yi didn't intend to really let this person sleep outside the door again, so he opened the address book, found Wang Zuoke's phone number and broadcast it, "Hello, Lao Wang. Well, it's locked outside. Are you free now? Ok, I will wait for you."

"Who are you calling?" Cheng Dulin started to yawn after he was full. He usually takes a nap, but today he has no time, and now he feels a little sleepy. "If you don't sleep, I'll go to sleep first."

"En." Xiao Yi sent a WeChat message to Wang Zuoke, urging him to act quickly, the gas stove at home was not turned off, and it was going to poison people to death.

Cheng Dulin fell asleep as soon as he said he was going to sleep, closed his tired and sore eyes, curled up on his knees, and within a minute he heard his slight snort, and he really fell asleep.

Waiting for Wang Zuoke to change the lock in a panic was a bit boring, so Xiao Yi squatted on the ground and looked at Cheng Dulin's sleeping face with his head tilted.

The soft hair on the forehead was pressed tightly against the knees, the little face with a bit of baby fat was flattened, and a ball of meatballs overflowed, Xiao Yi felt hot and poked it with his index finger, one poke was not enough, two, three ...resulting in poking people awake.

Cheng Dulin just dreamed that he was going to Japan to play, and he hadn't eaten the tonkotsu ramen yet, when the scene changed, he became a piece of matcha Daifuku on the dining table, being poked by the men on the table, he was about to be poked out of the hole , this person did not stop his movements.He was impatient with being poked, and he used one hand to knead the matcha sandwich inside and threw it at the person, waking up after going back and forth.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Yi squatting beside him, with his index finger raised suspiciously in the air and facing him, his face was hot, Cheng Dulin raised his head and curled his lips: "Why are you poking me, sleep well. "

Xiao Yi was thinking about how to perfunctory, when he heard Wang Zuoke's furious voice from behind.

Wang Zuoke rubbed his sleepy eyes and yawned, and yelled at the two people who were squatting in the corner and didn't know what they were doing: "Xiao Yi! Your son of a bitch is clawing outside?"

He came all the way with a heavy toolbox, and when he came, he saw the back of that brat Xiao Yi squatting on the ground leisurely. His wife and children were sleeping soundly on the hot kang, but this man made a phone call. Come here, don't you resign yourself to your fate and climb up to serve this uncle.

Hearing Wang Zuogu's voice, Xiao Yi immediately stood up to make room for him.

"Did you unlock it?" Cheng Dulin woke up from a doze, and looked excitedly at Wang Zuoke, who was fully equipped, as a life-saving straw.

It was only then that Wang Zuoke noticed that there was a man sitting in front of Xiao Yi. He was white and clean, and he looked ignorant of the world. At first glance, he was from a different world from them. I really don't know how Xiao Yi got to know each other.

There were outsiders, Wang Zuoke was not quiet, and under Cheng Dulin's scorching gaze, he opened the toolbox. Although he was cursing at Xiao Yi, he continued to work hard, and changed the door lock in a few seconds, and even made a backup gave him ten keys.

"Let's go, I'm sleepy."

Wang Zuoke packed up the things and put the old lock in. After thinking about it, he added a few words: "Ten keys, if you call me next time, I won't care about you."

After Wang Zuoguo left, Xiao Yi pulled Cheng Dulin up from the ground, took one from the long bunch of keys and handed it to Cheng Dulin, and said nonchalantly: "Put it away, next time I forget to bring the lock, remember Come back and open the door."

Cheng Dulin hummed lightly for no reason: "Yes."

Xiao Yi pushed open the door and thought he would see a messy home, but unexpectedly, except for the dead vacuum cleaners piled up in the corner of the entrance, the other places were neat and tidy, even the soot-stained yellow wall in the kitchen that he hadn't finished cleaning was also covered. Well wiped.

"you?"

Cheng Dulin yawned and nodded, went to the toilet to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Xiao Yi looked at the home as usual with satisfaction, the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, and he went to tidy up the guest bedroom for the person in the toilet.

After packing up, Cheng Dulin leaned against the wall, stared at the bag full of medicines on the coffee table, and said, "Have you taken your medicine?"

Xiao Yi was tangled in black and dark blue and didn't hear the people outside the door talking, and finally packed up and went out to call Cheng Dulin to take a look, and saw him dozing off on the dining table.

In front of him is a glass of warm water, and the medicine prepared according to the dosage instructions is quietly placed on a clean tissue.

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In fact, Xiao Yi called like this:

Xiao Yi: "Hello, Old Wang."

Wang Zuogu: "What's wrong with you son of a bitch? Labor and capital are dozing off, it's late, what are you doing?" (What's wrong with you? I'm sleeping, it's so late. What do you want to do?)

Xiao Yi: "Well, it's locked outside."

Wang Zuogu: "Hahahahahahahaha, Xiao Yi, you son of a bitch, you've been locked out of your house for three days and a half, why don't you just get ten keys and put them everywhere." (Hahahahahahaha, Xiao Yi, you Why is this idiot locked out of the house twice in three days, you just have ten keys and put them everywhere.)

Xiao Yi: "Are you free now?"

Wang Zuogu: "There is a hammer empty, labor and management first agree, I can't come." (No time, first agree, I won't come.)

Xiao Yi: "Okay, I'll wait for you."

Wang Zuogu: "..."

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