Sichuan and Chongqing love

In the end, the two of them didn't eat supper either. Cheng Dulin was full of milk, so he didn't have stomach to hold other food. Eating supper was just a reason for him to leave.

After returning home, he suddenly remembered something, angrily grabbed Xiao Yi who was drinking water, took out the mask from his pocket, and said angrily: "Xiao Yi! Did you take my mask just now? !"

You can't drink while driving. During the two hours in MAX, Xiao Yi didn't touch a drop of water. His throat was dry and itchy while he was drinking carbonated drinks. He didn't panic when his collar was grabbed. On his face, he let him lose his temper first, and waited until he finished the last sip, then slowly asked: "Little red nose, what's wrong?"

Cheng Dulin is now like a middle-aged woman in menopause, her whole body is full of minefields.Hearing the 'red nose' in Xiao Yi's mouth, all the bombs were ignited immediately, and with a bang, the gas after the explosion rushed to the brain, filled the entire cheeks, and stared dissatisfiedly at the person in front of him.

Xiao Yi didn't think his appearance was threatening, but he felt a bit like a hamster.

Seeing that Xiao Yi didn't realize his mistake at all, Cheng Dulin wanted to strangle him to death, stomped his feet on the spot several times, circled around the dining table, and drank alcohol with a stomach full of soy milk: "Ahhhhh! You It's going to make me mad! Didn't everyone see my pig nose just now?! How can you let me hang around in Chengdu in the future! The famous name of labor and management will be ruined by you."

Xiao Yi was amused by his bouncing up and down, threw the empty can into the trash can, walked over to take away the mask he was waving in his hand, put it on for others, and said with a smirk: "It's still pretty, as expected of the No. [-] mask in Chengdu. A little gay, isn’t it?”, as a joke, squishing his bulging cheeks with his fingertips.

"You really think I'm a reckless man?" Cheng Dulin took off his mask, and made a gesture to jump up and kick Xiao Yi, but Xiao Yi glanced at him and then put it down resentfully, "You straight men know how to look good! I'm totally disfigured!"

Xiao Yi teased him: "You can look so good even if your face is disfigured, wouldn't it look even better if your nose subsided in a few days?"

Cheng Dulin was really reckless, he believed Xiao Yi's nonsense without making a draft, but he couldn't show his happiness in his heart, so he deliberately lowered the corners of his mouth, pretending that he was not happy.

With a light cough, he took the opportunity to step off the stage: "It's okay. It's not very handsome, it's just average, maybe hundreds of times more handsome than you."

"Ben Shuaiguo is going to take a shower first, you are ugly, and you will be behind me."

Xiao Yi saw Cheng Dulin twisting his waist to go to the bathroom, he gave a squeak, and turned his head quickly.

Hearing the movement, Cheng Dulin turned his head and said dissatisfiedly, "Smile with a hammer."

"No, I choked on a Coke."

Cheng Dulin hummed, made a face towards Xiao Yi's back, and then walked to the bathroom without looking back.

Taking advantage of the time when Cheng Dulin was taking a bath, Xiao Yi had a rare moment of peace and quiet, so he changed the series to the financial channel.

Before the host finished his opening remarks, he heard fast-paced music coming from the bathroom, and from time to time he could hear the people inside humming out of rhythm.His thoughts were all taken away by Cheng Dulin, so he couldn't listen to the expert's analysis of the stock market, Xiao Yi gave a wry smile, and cut back the series for the main character who sang happily.

Cheng Dulin takes a slow bath, and he loves to dawdle. Songs that are worthy of his bathing must be carefully calculated. If he feels that the tune is not sung to his heart, he will stop to dry his hands and hold his mobile phone, constantly flipping After reading the playlist, I changed to a song that can be regarded as very satisfactory, and then continued to wash.

Xiao Yi sat on the sofa and listened to Cheng Dulin humming excitedly the whole time. As soon as the sound of water stopped, he knew that the people inside were switching songs.It was impossible to relax his nerves by other means, so he simply stared at the clock on the wall, followed the 'tick-tick-tick' second hand, and drew circles in his mind, and waited until forty circles representing four and 10 minutes were drawn , opened his eyes, and as expected, Cheng Dulin, who hadn't sung enough, was humming a little song, holding a towel in his hand, and pouted at Xiao Yi: "Nah, hurry up and use the original bathroom that the handsome pot used. It's fresh. After using it, you are qualified to be as handsome as me."

Xiao Yi walked over and patted Cheng Dulin, who loves to be talkative, and took the slightly wet towel from his hand: "Go and apply the medicine, red nose."

Cheng Dulin hummed a little song, slowly took out the ointment from the bag, found a cotton swab, and was about to squeeze it on his nose to wipe it off for a while, when he heard the sound of water in the bathroom stop, turned his head and saw Xiao Yi wearing a sleeping bag Robe stands behind.

The belt was loosely tied, and the water dripping from the wet hair slid down the neckline, and the muscle lines on his chest could be seen vaguely. Thalassemia: "Xiao Yi, are you a little too fast?"

Xiao Yi's bath has always been a quick fix, a typical battle bath.Put the towel on Cheng Dulin's body, took away the cotton swab that he squeezed too much and was about to fall to the ground, and circled it bit by bit along his red and swollen nose, raised his eyebrows, and massaged the wet fingertips Seeing Cheng Dulin's hot face: "Cheng Dulin, didn't someone teach you that you can say anything, but you can't say that men are fast?"

Cheng Dulin raised his face and said in dissatisfaction: "What's the matter, you can hurry up, but I can't hurry up, do you understand?"

When Xiao Yi applied the medicine on purpose, he exerted all his energy. Sure enough, Cheng Dulin, who was still arrogant, groaned in pain: "Brother! You're avenging yourself, I don't tell you that you're fast, it hurts. "

Cheng Dulin has many tricks. He obviously said that he was dozing off before taking a bath, but after applying the medicine, he started acting like a demon, jumping around on the sofa, imitating the tone of the vicious female partner on TV, insisting on dragging Xiao Yi to play the role. The pure white peony heroine who was slapped by him.

The slap 'pia' on the TV was extremely crisp, and it was stopped in time by Xiao Yi's warning eyes before he slapped it in Cheng Dulin's hands.

Xiao Yi was afraid that he would come up with some evil ideas, so he wrapped his big hands tightly in a bath towel: "Ansheng, watch TV, otherwise it will be useless to make you kneel and call brother later."

Although Cheng Dulin snorted coldly, he didn't dare to continue to be a monster. He tried Xiao Yi's method of subduing people, and he didn't give you a chance to resist at all, it was all humiliation.

After watching An An for a while, she felt tired and couldn't stop dozing off with her head down. She still muttered: "I'm not sleepy, don't turn off my TV. I'm watching, I'm really watching! The finale will be tonight. , must be read."

In the end, Xiao Yi was forced to watch the finale of the entire series of Dog Blood City. Someone who was clamoring to watch the finale had already fallen asleep leaning on his shoulder, his nose was blocked, and he even opened his mouth and started fighting. snore.Cheng Dulin's hair that was not completely dry fell down and wet the pajamas that Xiao Yi had just put on.

Xiao Yi originally wanted to get him to sleep on the bed with good intentions, but when he bumped into him, Cheng Dulin woke up, looked at the letters on the TV screen that had reached the end, and began to hum non-stop: "Xiao Yi , don’t call me at all, I didn’t even see whether the heroine died of cancer or not.”,

There was a bit of coquettishness in his tone, so Xiao Yi couldn't say anything to blame, he hesitated to speak, and felt really wronged in his heart. When the show was about to reach the finale, he obviously called this person several times, and he said "still I'm advertising, call me in one minute." How could he not open his eyes, and in the end he still blamed himself.

What else can I do with the person I want to chase, coax?

"Bai Lianhua died of cancer, and your favorite vicious female second succeeded in taking the position. Are you satisfied?"

Hearing that the finale was completely written according to his own script, Cheng Dulin was very satisfied, and patted Xiao Yi's cheek mischievously: "How can you and other little sluts beat me?" Run away, for fear of being caught and beaten by Xiao Yi.

Looking at Cheng Dulin's back, Xiao Yi couldn't help shaking his head, hung the bath towel that had slipped on the floor on the balcony, packed up the snack bags that Cheng Dulin had placed everywhere on the table, turned off the TV and was about to go back to the room when he saw Cheng Dulin Lin jumped out.

"What's the matter, still not sleeping?"

Cheng Dulin grabbed his hand and entered his room: "Xiao Yi, look, where are my sheets?"

Xiao Yi looked at the bare mattress, how could he know why the sheets and quilt covers that were made well had disappeared.The two rummaged through the closet at home and couldn't find where the extra sheets were, so they had to make a video call to Wang Yi who was far away in Chongqing.

Wang Yi is also a night owl. She only started to apply her cucumber mask in the middle of the night. When she heard Cheng Dulin anxiously asking about the whereabouts of the sheets, she calmly cut a piece of cucumber and chewed it in her mouth: "A bed sheet? I'll send it home." Yes. Yao’er thinks that the bed sheets her mother bought are childish, so she sends them to Chongqing and uses them herself.”

"Auntie, how can I sleep then?"

"Xiao Lin, didn't you sleep with Xiao Yi, and I confiscated the bed in his room." Wang Yi pretended to be angry, and put his face close to the phone, "Isn't it possible that you two will sleep together as soon as I leave?" Room split?"

Cheng Dulin quickly waved his hands: "No, no, no...just..."

"Just what?"

Xiao Yi had long guessed that it was his mother's masterpiece, and he really didn't know what to say about his "divine assist" old mother who was always worried about his lower body's sexual well-being.

"If it's nothing, then I'll hang up. You two young guys don't play too late, you know if it hurts your health. By the way, Yao'er, I bought something online for you, and it will arrive in two days, remember Go pick up the courier."

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Dulin hadn't recovered yet, scratching his hair and couldn't figure out when Xiao Yi's mother sent it, obviously the two of them stayed together and chatted all the time.

Xiao Yi looked at the emoji sent by his mother after hanging up the phone on the screen, the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, and he grabbed Cheng Dulin's restless hand: "Don't scratch your hair, it will make you bald."

"You're the one who is bald." Cheng Dulin snorted a few more times in dissatisfaction, and ended up with a few hairs. Seeing that Xiao Yi didn't pay attention, he quietly put down his hand.

"Let's go and sleep."

Cheng Dulin ran in first, grabbing most of the beds: "Don't take advantage of me tonight."

"Then don't snore either."