Sichuan and Chongqing love

"Huh?" Cheng Dulin turned his head in surprise, with an incredulous expression on his face, he raised his eyebrows at Xiao Yi twice, "You know me?"

Xiao Yi threw the wet towel on his face, "I don't know." He turned around and searched in the closet.

Cheng Dulin dissatisfiedly pulled the wet towel off his face, wiped off the moisture on his face with the corner of his clean clothes, and said with a pout, "Didn't your mother tell you that the wet towel used by someone else got on your face?" Do you want to make a bad face? Are you jealous that I look better than you, so you deliberately want to disfigure me?"

Xiao Yi glanced at Cheng Dulin, who was a playful upper body, and raised his chin to point to the closed bedroom door: "My mother is outside, so you can find out if you ask?"

Cheng Dulin fainted when he thought of Wang Yi. If he really asked her, he was afraid that she would catch her and ask about the process of "falling in love" with Xiao Yi.He didn't write novels, how could he make them up?

Seeing Xiao Yi's look of watching the show, Cheng Dulin could only feel sincerely that they Chongqing people really couldn't afford to provoke him, and he was going to take care of the basket he made.

"Forget it, when I didn't say it."

After all, he lay down on the table and continued to look at the photos. When he saw the photo of Xiao Yi running a half-marathon with his upper body naked, he asked excitedly: "Xiao Yi, were you so white before? I really didn't realize how thin you were before. Now It looks so strong, I also want to grow muscles, teach me?"

Raising his eyes, he happened to meet Xiao Yi taking off his nightgown, facing him with his boxer pants hanging on his thigh. Cheng Dulin's face turned red, he quickly covered his eyes, and pointed with a trembling index finger at the "naked" not far away. Male': "Xiao Yi, your son of a bitch is actually an exhibitionist! You've been hit! You're going to have the eye of a needle today!"

Xiao Yicai ignored him, put on his underwear and found a set of clean pajamas, and after buttoning the top button, he walked up to Cheng Dulin, who was peeking at him through his fingers, and said flatly: "Yes. Back and forth, as a reward for your last free strip show, how about it, it's much better than your figure, skinny monkey."

Cheng Dulin let go of his shady hand, and said unconvinced: "You're a monkey spirit! I'm an elephant spirit!"

Then he muttered in a low voice: "I didn't look at you again, how do I know what your figure looks like, hum."

Xiao Yi was amused by his behavior of going whoring for nothing but still wanting to renege on the debt, deliberately stood in front of him, lifted up his pajamas, showed the lines of his chest, with a malicious smile on his face, and said: "See it now? Why? Want to touch it twice? That's another price."

Xiao Yi's skin is a healthy wheat color, his body is as slender as a palm tree, and his firm and exposed six-piece chocolate abdominal muscles emit faint moisture under the reflection of the light.

Cheng Dulin looked at the slightly trembling chest muscles in front of him, squinted his eyes and thought that he had never encountered such muscles before. If it wasn't because he knew that Xiao Yi was a straight man through and through, he would definitely think that Xiao Yi was seducing him, wasn't he? The kind of simple seduction.

Cheng Dulin folded his hands behind his back, controlled his restless heart, closed his eyes and said silently: He is a straight man, you are gay...he is a straight man, you are gay...he didn't want you to suppress him Under the body, you two are of the wrong size...His muscles look easy to explain...It must feel very good to the touch...

It's over, the more I think about it, the more I go wrong, my palms start to sweat, Cheng Dulin quickly changed the subject: "Are you going to sleep on the floor or should I sleep on the floor tonight? You should sleep on the floor."

Xiao Yi straightened his clothes, sat on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed, looked at Cheng Dulin, who had let himself go more and more recently, and joked, "What? You don't act as a babysitter now? It feels like a converted serf singing."

Cheng Dulin looked up proudly: "That was before, now, you have to coax me and take care of me, otherwise I will sue."

Xiao Yi leaned back, propped his hands on the bed, and said following his words: "How do you file a complaint? Say that I, the old Gong, bullied you? Or tortured you so much that you couldn't get out of the bed?"

"You are talking nonsense! No matter what, I will fuck you! What kind of plane are you talking about!"

Cheng Dulin, who has been doing 1 all the time, heard Xiao Yi's provocation, and became furious, pointing at him with trembling hands, insisting on talking to him about the issue of offense and suffering.

"Get down, come up."

Cheng Dulin sat cross-legged on the floor, grabbed Xiao Yi's trouser legs and pulled them down.

Xiao Yi thought it was so funny that he was angry, so he completely lay on the bed and let him mess around.

"Let's say it first, my pants are loose, don't argue later that you will have needle eyes."

Cheng Dulin snorted softly from his nasal cavity, and let go of his hand, afraid of the position opposite him: "Come down."

Facing the increasingly lawless Cheng Dulin, Xiao Yi could only smile and sit opposite him: "What?"

Cheng Dulin folded Xiao Yi's knees together, and then spread his legs to clamp his knees, stealthily exerting strength first, without showing any signs, and said relaxedly: "Let's break our legs and have a showdown."

Xiao Yi really didn't understand the meaning of this game, but he still let him explain the rules of the game, and played a few games with the extremely excited Cheng Dulin.

Cheng Dulin claims to have the best leg strength in Chengdu, without the knees he can't pinch tightly.

As a result, the first one lost, and the egg was pulled and hurt.

In the second hand, I lost, and my crotch almost burst.

...

He refused to accept it and thought it was a matter of location, so he applied to exchange venues with Xiao Yi, but he still ended up a 'lose' without accident.

Cheng Dulin covered his aching crotch, his five sense organs wrinkled together due to the pain, and broke out in a cold sweat, and he continued clamoring even after that.

Xiao Yi was tired, there was really no challenge, so he agreed on the last game, then closed Cheng Dulin's legs, and put himself on both sides of him.

Before he could exert any force, Cheng Dulin started to shout: "Don't cheat, you can't move before I shout!"

After he repeatedly promised not to move first, Cheng Dulin gave up his life for righteousness, as if he was using his eyebrows hard, and the sweat from playing was flowing down the "Chuan" between the eyebrows.

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Xiao Yi didn't let go, but squeezed in instead, looking at the flushed face opposite him, with his chin resting on his face, with a relaxed expression: "Does it hurt?"

Cheng Dulin was also anxious, and waved his hands to greet Xiao Yi's chest: "Brother, why don't I call you brother! Let go quickly, your leg is about to break!"

Xiao Yi grabbed Cheng Dulin's hands and pulled him in front of him, with a smile in his eyes, and his thin lips lightly pursed: "Then you are talking about who will attack and who will suffer?"

"You suffer! Ahhhhh! You attack! You attack! You attack the most."

"Remember." Xiao Yi patted Cheng Dulin's flushed face lightly, let go of his legs and stood up, stretched out his hand to pull up the person who was rolling in pain on the ground.

Cheng Dulin refused to admit it as soon as he got up, jumped on the bed, looked down at Xiao Yi, and said disdainfully: "Just now I let you, no matter what, you will suffer!"

Xiao Yi was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he raised his leg to hit his knee, and immediately knocked him down on the bed: "Sleep."

"Fight next time!"

Cheng Dulin couldn't help but feel that Chengdu's first leg strength was placed under the legs of an unknown Chongqing native.Sleeping on the right side of the bed, he punched and kicked the wall until Xiao Yi lay down, turned around and asked him: "Xiao Yi, did you really not know me before? Why do I feel that you seem to know me?" What about my appearance? Am I too narcissistic?"

Xiao Yiping lay on the bed, looked at the ceiling, and said lightly: "It's not considered acquaintance."

The author has something to say: I, Jiujiu, have the most trashy hands in the whole dormitory!Who dares to challenge!