Special Social Situation Administration
Chapter 10 010
Now that they have planned to artificially create a suitable target, they can simply do nothing and eliminate all uncontrollable factors.
Ordinary human beings, no matter how strong their hearts are, will inevitably be afraid and frightened when facing evil spirits... Therefore, this candidate must be selected from the aliens in the group.
Lu Yu naturally looked at the only woman in the group.Ming Wei crossed her arms and made a big cross in front of her face: "No! I'm a back office worker, I don't do outside work."
"Going out to work is counted as overtime, and double the overtime pay." Lu Yu unhurriedly threw out the conditions. After working together for many years, Lu Yu took advantage of Ming Wei, and there would be no shortage of them.
"!!!" Sure enough, Ming Wei immediately changed her words, "Boss! Which one of us is with whom? Don't talk about field work! Even if I go through fire and water for you, I will do it!"
Lu Yu frowned slightly, and accepted Ming Wei's expressed loyalty perfunctorily. He thought in his heart: Now that there are candidates, what else do we need?
Also need a cat.
All the targets selected by the human flesh sparrow have cats. As the most suitable target, Ming Wei will naturally say: "Xiang Di, find a cat."
"Boss, it's not difficult to find a cat, but..." Ye Xiangdi stood up, looked at Ming Wei, who had nothing to do with him, and smiled wryly, "But what should we do with our Wei, who dislikes cats and dogs? manage?"
Lu Yu slapped his forehead suddenly: "Oh, I forgot." Before Ming Wei joined the Social Intelligence Bureau, she had been by her grandmother's side all the time, and all she did was bone embalming. But it doesn't please the little animals.
Human sparrows especially like to torture and kill cats. If the kitten they brought runs around because they don't like Mingwei's breath, Mingwei can't catch it and let it be murdered. This kind of situation is not what Lu Yu likes to see. All have spirits, and the survival of the fittest in the world is beyond reproach, but human beings are no more noble than animals.
A cat that can overcome Mingwei's yin energy and stay by her side obediently must be at the level of a cat demon.
"Is there a cat demon in the evil city?" Lu Yu looked at the office lady of the part-time database.
"No." Ming Wei shrugged, "The cats in the evil city are not worthy of the city's domineering name. They are served by the shit-shoveling officer with delicious food and drink, and they can't bear the pain of cultivation."
Lu Yu frowned and thought about the feasibility of borrowing a cat demon. He calculated in his mind which bureaus had cat demon staff, and there were quite a few of them, even though they were far away from the evil city.Lu Yu sighed, and made a strong note to the HR department regarding the diversity and development potential of the staff.
Look at the other rounds, and then look at their evil city rounds, the overall situation can barely be regarded as a monster, only the one in front of you...
This one...
Little Fox!
Lu Yu cast his eyes on Nie Wenxi, who was sitting upright in front of him, silent, only listening and not talking, which made his presence a little weak: "Wenxi, I remember, your original shape is a little white fox, right?"
"Yes, it is!"
"How big is it?" Lu Yu made a gesture with his hands and measured the length of half an arm, "Is it that big?"
Nie Wenxi was blessed to the heart: "Boss, do you want me to pretend to be Sister Wei's cat? But I can't change my shape, and foxes and cats don't look alike."
Lu Yu stretched out his index finger and waved his hand in front of Nie Wenxi: "Let's not consider operational issues first, just ask you a question, do you want to?"
"...Of course I am willing!" Nie Wenxi is not stupid, how brain-twitching does the immediate leader have to answer such a question to answer unwillingly?
"That's good," Lu Yu withdrew his hand in satisfaction, "Come with me."
A few minutes later, the two arrived at the technical team upstairs from the action team. Lu Yu knocked on the door of the technical team leader's office and cut straight to the point: "Mr. Xie, can you help this little fox get back to its original appearance?" ?”
…………
For Xie Xuxu, who has been ranked first in the technical group of the national business competition held by the General Administration of Social Affairs for three consecutive years, making monsters reveal their original form can only be regarded as one of the bottom skills of his skill tree.
During his years of working in the Social Intelligence Bureau, he has dealt with hundreds if not thousands of monsters that need to be revealed. He is really skilled and familiar with the road.Even if Nie Wenxi didn't have the ability to change form on his own, it didn't cause any trouble for Xie Xuxu.
A few minutes later, a snow-white dumpling not much bigger than the palm of an adult man crouched on Xie Xuxu's workbench.
Xie promised to be a little surprised. He knew that Nie Wenxi was young, but he never thought that after transforming into his original form, he would be so much older.
The natural-born fox demon enjoys the clear dew in the mountains and is nourished by the moonlight. Its white fur is smooth and smooth. No matter how healthy a pet that relies on human beings is, compared with this dumpling, it is absolutely inferior.
Especially the fluffy and round fox tail, every hair exudes the signal of "come and pet it".Xie Xu promised to click his tongue lightly, but he still couldn't hold it back. He touched it with his hand, and it felt very good.
It's just that the tail seems to be an extremely sensitive area for all small animals - Nie Wenxi's small fox eyes widened in an instant, turned around and gave Xie Xu a stern look, then hesitated, Put the big fluffy tail to the side and hide it, making the whole fox look more like a ball.
Xie Xu made a chuckle, becoming interested in the ball in front of him, he stretched out his hand in a wicked way, and stroked it a few more times, causing the little fox to glare at him.
Nie Wenxi was about to explode!You can't touch a tiger's butt, but can you touch a fox's? !
If it wasn't for the inconvenient movement of the transformation, he would have jumped up and scratched Hua's annoying hand.
Seeing that the heat was almost ready, Xie promised to back away regretfully, after all, the little fox might really have to do his best to fight him if he continued to tease him.He took out his mobile phone and was about to ask Lu Yu to take away the dumpling in his group, but he backtracked a second before he pressed the dial button.
He picked up Nie Wenxi.Before the little fox exploded, he pressed his head: "I'll send you down to your team leader."
Nie Wenxi stared at Xie Xuxu untrustingly for a while, and weighed several times between taking Xie Xuxu's ride down the stairs and staggering down by himself, and finally let down his body reluctantly, allowing Xie Xuxu to pick him up go down.
Leaving aside how Xie Xuxu touched the little fox a few more times in the name of sending people downstairs, he only said that after he walked into the meeting room for the second time with the little fox in his arms, he had the spirit of helping others , generously gave Lu Yu a lot of auxiliary tools such as the enhanced version of the bird attractant, the drop that can cover up the fox's breath, and the bell that exudes the cat's breath.
Before leaving, he took out a tablet of potion from his pocket, stuffed it forcefully into the mouth of Nie Wenxi, who threw himself into Lu Yu's arms with a accusing face as soon as he entered the door: "Eat it, you will be able to speak normally after eating it. "After speaking, he waved his hand and left neatly, as if he wasn't the one who came here because he wanted to touch some more fox furs.
As soon as Xie promised to leave, Ming Wei took Nie Wenxi away from Lu Yu's arms.
The girls were always helpless against this fluffy little dumpling. She hugged the newcomer, couldn't put it down, and immediately raised Nie Wenxi's status in the group ahead of monks and Taoist priests.Because of the perennial bone burial, small animals don't like her, and they all resist approaching her. It's not that she doesn't like these furry little guys, how can she not care at all?
She thought to herself: If I had known that there would be a little monster masturbating, I would have been out of the field without paying overtime pay!
Although Nie Wenxi was still not used to having people petting him, but thinking of Ming Wei's dislike of cats and dogs, he endured it again and let her hold him in his arms.Ming Wei touched the little fox in her arms, and asked Lu Yu: "Boss, is everything ready now? I'm taking Wenxi to the park now?" She couldn't help but hold the little animal out to show off heart out.
"Actually, I'm still not at ease," Lu Yu looked up at the combination of a man and a beast in front of him, "Well, I'll go together too, and you and I will pretend to be a couple."
"!!!" Ming Wei took a step back in an instant, "Boss, don't use it! I'm so embarrassed that I took advantage of you!"
"It's necessary for work, don't think so much." Lu Yu glanced at her speechlessly, and explained, "I checked, and among the victims, only Yuan He lived alone, and the others either lived with their families or Living with a lover, that is to say, whether or not living alone is not the reference standard for a human flesh sparrow to choose a partner."
As he said that, Lu Yu looked at Nie Wenxi: "Wenxi has changed his original form now, and he is still not used to it. It can be said that he has no ability to protect himself, let alone you. Although you have a lot of contact with ghosts and spirits, you are a real knife Against this kind of monster with a real gun, the combat effectiveness is almost negligible."
Ming Wei raised her hand to cover her face, but she still wanted to struggle to the death: "I think it's fine for Xiang Di or Qiu Hong to accompany me, and I don't need to bother you, Boss."
"Ye Xiangdi fought with it once, so it's not suitable."
"What about Qiu Hong?!"
"Ming Wei, even though Qiu Hong is a lay disciple, he is also from an orthodox Buddhist school, so let's not destroy people's reputation."
Ming Wei couldn't talk about Lu Yu, so she had to pinch her nose and admit it.
After the meeting was over, Lu Yu left first, Ye Xiangdi and Qiu Hong walked over and patted Ming Wei on the shoulder, giving her a look of "seeking happiness".
Nie Wenxi was very curious, and turned to Ming Wei: "Sister Wei, is there any taboo about pretending to be a couple with the boss? Why are you so reluctant?"
"Why?" Ming Wei asked back. Before she could continue, the phone rang at the right time. Ming Wei grabbed it and took a look. She immediately showed a loveless expression, and then put the interface on Nie Wenxi. "Look for yourself."
Nie Wenxi turned his head to look, only to see that the number marked by Ming Wei as the former boss sent her an emoji.
:)
"???"
Ming Wei sobbed, grabbed her phone and replied: "Your Majesty, my concubine has been wronged!"
Ok?
"The concubine is loyal to you and never dares to touch the empress. For the sake of the concubine's contribution to our court, please forgive the concubine!"
"Who is this?" Nie Wenxi looked at Ming Wei's exaggerated words and asked with eyes twitching.
"Yan Ting."
Ordinary human beings, no matter how strong their hearts are, will inevitably be afraid and frightened when facing evil spirits... Therefore, this candidate must be selected from the aliens in the group.
Lu Yu naturally looked at the only woman in the group.Ming Wei crossed her arms and made a big cross in front of her face: "No! I'm a back office worker, I don't do outside work."
"Going out to work is counted as overtime, and double the overtime pay." Lu Yu unhurriedly threw out the conditions. After working together for many years, Lu Yu took advantage of Ming Wei, and there would be no shortage of them.
"!!!" Sure enough, Ming Wei immediately changed her words, "Boss! Which one of us is with whom? Don't talk about field work! Even if I go through fire and water for you, I will do it!"
Lu Yu frowned slightly, and accepted Ming Wei's expressed loyalty perfunctorily. He thought in his heart: Now that there are candidates, what else do we need?
Also need a cat.
All the targets selected by the human flesh sparrow have cats. As the most suitable target, Ming Wei will naturally say: "Xiang Di, find a cat."
"Boss, it's not difficult to find a cat, but..." Ye Xiangdi stood up, looked at Ming Wei, who had nothing to do with him, and smiled wryly, "But what should we do with our Wei, who dislikes cats and dogs? manage?"
Lu Yu slapped his forehead suddenly: "Oh, I forgot." Before Ming Wei joined the Social Intelligence Bureau, she had been by her grandmother's side all the time, and all she did was bone embalming. But it doesn't please the little animals.
Human sparrows especially like to torture and kill cats. If the kitten they brought runs around because they don't like Mingwei's breath, Mingwei can't catch it and let it be murdered. This kind of situation is not what Lu Yu likes to see. All have spirits, and the survival of the fittest in the world is beyond reproach, but human beings are no more noble than animals.
A cat that can overcome Mingwei's yin energy and stay by her side obediently must be at the level of a cat demon.
"Is there a cat demon in the evil city?" Lu Yu looked at the office lady of the part-time database.
"No." Ming Wei shrugged, "The cats in the evil city are not worthy of the city's domineering name. They are served by the shit-shoveling officer with delicious food and drink, and they can't bear the pain of cultivation."
Lu Yu frowned and thought about the feasibility of borrowing a cat demon. He calculated in his mind which bureaus had cat demon staff, and there were quite a few of them, even though they were far away from the evil city.Lu Yu sighed, and made a strong note to the HR department regarding the diversity and development potential of the staff.
Look at the other rounds, and then look at their evil city rounds, the overall situation can barely be regarded as a monster, only the one in front of you...
This one...
Little Fox!
Lu Yu cast his eyes on Nie Wenxi, who was sitting upright in front of him, silent, only listening and not talking, which made his presence a little weak: "Wenxi, I remember, your original shape is a little white fox, right?"
"Yes, it is!"
"How big is it?" Lu Yu made a gesture with his hands and measured the length of half an arm, "Is it that big?"
Nie Wenxi was blessed to the heart: "Boss, do you want me to pretend to be Sister Wei's cat? But I can't change my shape, and foxes and cats don't look alike."
Lu Yu stretched out his index finger and waved his hand in front of Nie Wenxi: "Let's not consider operational issues first, just ask you a question, do you want to?"
"...Of course I am willing!" Nie Wenxi is not stupid, how brain-twitching does the immediate leader have to answer such a question to answer unwillingly?
"That's good," Lu Yu withdrew his hand in satisfaction, "Come with me."
A few minutes later, the two arrived at the technical team upstairs from the action team. Lu Yu knocked on the door of the technical team leader's office and cut straight to the point: "Mr. Xie, can you help this little fox get back to its original appearance?" ?”
…………
For Xie Xuxu, who has been ranked first in the technical group of the national business competition held by the General Administration of Social Affairs for three consecutive years, making monsters reveal their original form can only be regarded as one of the bottom skills of his skill tree.
During his years of working in the Social Intelligence Bureau, he has dealt with hundreds if not thousands of monsters that need to be revealed. He is really skilled and familiar with the road.Even if Nie Wenxi didn't have the ability to change form on his own, it didn't cause any trouble for Xie Xuxu.
A few minutes later, a snow-white dumpling not much bigger than the palm of an adult man crouched on Xie Xuxu's workbench.
Xie promised to be a little surprised. He knew that Nie Wenxi was young, but he never thought that after transforming into his original form, he would be so much older.
The natural-born fox demon enjoys the clear dew in the mountains and is nourished by the moonlight. Its white fur is smooth and smooth. No matter how healthy a pet that relies on human beings is, compared with this dumpling, it is absolutely inferior.
Especially the fluffy and round fox tail, every hair exudes the signal of "come and pet it".Xie Xu promised to click his tongue lightly, but he still couldn't hold it back. He touched it with his hand, and it felt very good.
It's just that the tail seems to be an extremely sensitive area for all small animals - Nie Wenxi's small fox eyes widened in an instant, turned around and gave Xie Xu a stern look, then hesitated, Put the big fluffy tail to the side and hide it, making the whole fox look more like a ball.
Xie Xu made a chuckle, becoming interested in the ball in front of him, he stretched out his hand in a wicked way, and stroked it a few more times, causing the little fox to glare at him.
Nie Wenxi was about to explode!You can't touch a tiger's butt, but can you touch a fox's? !
If it wasn't for the inconvenient movement of the transformation, he would have jumped up and scratched Hua's annoying hand.
Seeing that the heat was almost ready, Xie promised to back away regretfully, after all, the little fox might really have to do his best to fight him if he continued to tease him.He took out his mobile phone and was about to ask Lu Yu to take away the dumpling in his group, but he backtracked a second before he pressed the dial button.
He picked up Nie Wenxi.Before the little fox exploded, he pressed his head: "I'll send you down to your team leader."
Nie Wenxi stared at Xie Xuxu untrustingly for a while, and weighed several times between taking Xie Xuxu's ride down the stairs and staggering down by himself, and finally let down his body reluctantly, allowing Xie Xuxu to pick him up go down.
Leaving aside how Xie Xuxu touched the little fox a few more times in the name of sending people downstairs, he only said that after he walked into the meeting room for the second time with the little fox in his arms, he had the spirit of helping others , generously gave Lu Yu a lot of auxiliary tools such as the enhanced version of the bird attractant, the drop that can cover up the fox's breath, and the bell that exudes the cat's breath.
Before leaving, he took out a tablet of potion from his pocket, stuffed it forcefully into the mouth of Nie Wenxi, who threw himself into Lu Yu's arms with a accusing face as soon as he entered the door: "Eat it, you will be able to speak normally after eating it. "After speaking, he waved his hand and left neatly, as if he wasn't the one who came here because he wanted to touch some more fox furs.
As soon as Xie promised to leave, Ming Wei took Nie Wenxi away from Lu Yu's arms.
The girls were always helpless against this fluffy little dumpling. She hugged the newcomer, couldn't put it down, and immediately raised Nie Wenxi's status in the group ahead of monks and Taoist priests.Because of the perennial bone burial, small animals don't like her, and they all resist approaching her. It's not that she doesn't like these furry little guys, how can she not care at all?
She thought to herself: If I had known that there would be a little monster masturbating, I would have been out of the field without paying overtime pay!
Although Nie Wenxi was still not used to having people petting him, but thinking of Ming Wei's dislike of cats and dogs, he endured it again and let her hold him in his arms.Ming Wei touched the little fox in her arms, and asked Lu Yu: "Boss, is everything ready now? I'm taking Wenxi to the park now?" She couldn't help but hold the little animal out to show off heart out.
"Actually, I'm still not at ease," Lu Yu looked up at the combination of a man and a beast in front of him, "Well, I'll go together too, and you and I will pretend to be a couple."
"!!!" Ming Wei took a step back in an instant, "Boss, don't use it! I'm so embarrassed that I took advantage of you!"
"It's necessary for work, don't think so much." Lu Yu glanced at her speechlessly, and explained, "I checked, and among the victims, only Yuan He lived alone, and the others either lived with their families or Living with a lover, that is to say, whether or not living alone is not the reference standard for a human flesh sparrow to choose a partner."
As he said that, Lu Yu looked at Nie Wenxi: "Wenxi has changed his original form now, and he is still not used to it. It can be said that he has no ability to protect himself, let alone you. Although you have a lot of contact with ghosts and spirits, you are a real knife Against this kind of monster with a real gun, the combat effectiveness is almost negligible."
Ming Wei raised her hand to cover her face, but she still wanted to struggle to the death: "I think it's fine for Xiang Di or Qiu Hong to accompany me, and I don't need to bother you, Boss."
"Ye Xiangdi fought with it once, so it's not suitable."
"What about Qiu Hong?!"
"Ming Wei, even though Qiu Hong is a lay disciple, he is also from an orthodox Buddhist school, so let's not destroy people's reputation."
Ming Wei couldn't talk about Lu Yu, so she had to pinch her nose and admit it.
After the meeting was over, Lu Yu left first, Ye Xiangdi and Qiu Hong walked over and patted Ming Wei on the shoulder, giving her a look of "seeking happiness".
Nie Wenxi was very curious, and turned to Ming Wei: "Sister Wei, is there any taboo about pretending to be a couple with the boss? Why are you so reluctant?"
"Why?" Ming Wei asked back. Before she could continue, the phone rang at the right time. Ming Wei grabbed it and took a look. She immediately showed a loveless expression, and then put the interface on Nie Wenxi. "Look for yourself."
Nie Wenxi turned his head to look, only to see that the number marked by Ming Wei as the former boss sent her an emoji.
:)
"???"
Ming Wei sobbed, grabbed her phone and replied: "Your Majesty, my concubine has been wronged!"
Ok?
"The concubine is loyal to you and never dares to touch the empress. For the sake of the concubine's contribution to our court, please forgive the concubine!"
"Who is this?" Nie Wenxi looked at Ming Wei's exaggerated words and asked with eyes twitching.
"Yan Ting."
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