So I became the worst warrior

German

Ah, it happened again.

Dracula Vlad, is this name familiar?The famous Vampire Duke.I have also read history books, and "Dracula" also understands.Of course, his most famous work is "400 Years of Cry", a touching movie that made many girls fantasize about having a vampire boyfriend.

But listen to my advice, if you don't want to be tied to an iron stool and forced to play shameful little games every day, you should give up this idea.

The Dracula in this world is not the same as the earth.The people on the earth are gentlemen, but Dracula here is an out-and-out middle-aged man, an old wretched uncle, a super irresponsible lord, and the world's number one daughter-in-law.

Affirm!The above remarks are all excerpted from the private diary of the brave Zenas, and I have absolutely not added any embellishments!

Zenas also mentioned Annabeth's seven older brothers, all of whom were among the best sister-in-laws, and they loved Annabeth too much since they were young.I heard that her family punished their sons not by making them kneel or ground their feet in a nondescript way, but by not allowing them to see Annabeth.

The more I think about it, the more dangerous I feel. They all have reasons to kill me.Although the blood race has reached a treaty of peaceful coexistence with human beings for 50 years, but for Annabeth, they may really start a war again!

Zenas, why are you putting such an important diary in another drawer?What do you want me to do now?

"Annabeth," I looked at her who was doing housework as usual, and asked with some anxiety: "Is it okay to go back?"

Her tone was rather flat: "I didn't expect them to let me go home."

Ahhh, I didn't think of that either!

"You are very happy."

She shook her head, her eyes dodging and she didn't want to meet me.Seeing how calm she seemed, I couldn't tell her that I wanted to run away.But she seems to have seen it: "You are not afraid, are you?"

"How is it possible? What am I afraid of? I am not afraid of anything!"

She looked at my bluff and laughed, which annoyed me a little.Annabeth put the mop down and put her arms around my neck.Looking at her pupils from a quiet distance, there is a different feeling, as cute as a rabbit, shining like the most shining ruby ​​on a king's crown.I gradually understood her brothers. If she was my younger sister, I would not let others take her away easily, let alone a brave man who might not see the sun the next day?

"You were so hesitant when you took me away last time."

"Really?" My head was dizzy.

"Don't worry, with my mother here, she will never let us have trouble."

She moved closer to me, and I closed my eyes purely on instinct.Then felt her soft lips on his forehead.

It's the forehead.

Today's brave man:

I can always feel that there is a resentful gaze staring at me, it seems to be a very cute short-haired girl diagonally behind, who seems to be called Tong?What's wrong?How did I provoke her?

([-]) I have the love of my mother-in-law

Wallachia is a city that is always shrouded in clouds. There is no sunshine all year round, and rain and snow are common occurrences.This is a temperate maritime climate, right?Anyway, it is especially suitable for vampires to survive.

Along the way, many blood races held umbrellas or wore cloaks and strolled on the streets.They have developed the habit of sun protection when going out, because even though the clouds are overcast now, who knows when the sun will appear?

Annabeth's home is a huge old castle in the middle of the city.From a distance, it looks like medieval asceticism.The gray walls of the castle are covered with vines. If it is spring, it must be a vibrant green. Unfortunately, it will soon enter the golden autumn. The withered vines set off the old building so dilapidated.There is nothing on the castle walls but countless gargoyles.Unfortunately, these gargoyles can move and talk.When our car drove slowly through the gate, countless eyes stared straight at us, which made me feel uncomfortable.These gargoyles were not made by any skilled craftsman, but Annabeth's fourth brother, Philip, who was fond of creating monsters.

If I do something wrong here, I may be facing hundreds of these flying "little things" that are four or five meters high.

"Little sister!"

Annabeth's youngest brother, Percy, opened the car door for his sister in a very gentlemanly manner, and deliberately closed the door before I got out of the car.Of course I don't care, I really don't.Six of Annabeth's seven older brothers were present, Kevin, Ralph, Philip, Dylan, Francis, Louis, and Percy.It took me one night to learn how to tell the Seven Brothers apart, but it was only when I met them that I realized how naive I was.The six men wore almost identical suits and had similar hairstyles.Dylan and Francis are brunettes, Posy is brunette; Philip has pale gray pupils; Kevin wears a burgundy suit because of his preference for red; Ralph looks very irritable.You can see that it seems to be easy to distinguish when I describe it, but if you actually see it, you won't say so.

"Master Brave came here in work clothes?" Dylan said sarcastically.

"Dylan, what are you talking about? Does Zenas seem like the kind of person who knows how to dress?" Ralph made up the knife quickly, and Kevin received it: "Yeah, do you think she is going to wear a skirt or a men's clothing? Don't be a skirt, I can't bear it."

I looked at what I was wearing, a white leather jacket and leggings, it was a bit casual, but I have worn it on many occasions, not to mention that Annabeth asked me to wear it on purpose.

"I chose, isn't he handsome?" Annabeth gave Dylan a blank look, and Dylan immediately lowered his head: "Okay..."

Annabeth took my arm, and with a "swish", the faces of the six people changed: anger, surprise, disgust, and disgust... The six people in front of me are simply walking emoticons!

"Raybold, we're going to go through a security check..." Annabeth dragged me away before Louis finished speaking.

I dare not look back at Brother Six.

Entering the hall, Duke Dracula, Duchess Carol and their eldest son Nicola are waiting for us.The duchess's hair is so black and thick that people can't help but think of a summer night sky.She looks very young, at least for a person who is hundreds of years old.She is elegant and luxurious, wearing a long black dress with a golden rose-shaped brooch pinned to her chest.She didn't give me a sense of oppression, but made me feel very kind.Duke Dracula beside him was very decadent, his gray beard was unkempt and unkempt.He's tall, at least 1.9 meters, but stooped, and I suspect he's just too tired to stand up properly.After all, when Annabeth appeared in his line of sight, he immediately became serious and put on a dignified look.

Nicholas just smiled when he saw Annabeth, so handsome his heart skipped a beat.Although the other brothers are not bad, but Nicholas' maturity and stability make him shine.God, I understand what a popular lover is like.Although I'm immune to men, I can't help but sigh in my heart when faced with this once-in-a-thousand-year thing

"To be a man, you must be such a man!"

"Come back? You still know to come back?" Dracula asked angrily.Annabeth curled her lips: "Daddy doesn't want me to come back? Then I'll just go."

"You don't know what kind of person father is? Don't provoke him anymore." Nicholas walked up to Annabeth, stretched out his hand and touched her head, his eyes were full of love: "Look I am very happy to go up, life in the human world is going well, right?"

"That's great! There are many things in the human world..."

Annabeth let go of me, her other brothers joined the conversation, and I was left alone.

"Zenas, come with me."

The Duchess greeted me, and I followed her out of the hall.She took me to the depths of the castle.

"My girl didn't cause you any trouble, did she?"

"No, no, no, I should have caused her a lot of trouble, right?"

The Duchess smiled softly: "I still know what kind of person Annabeth is. She is completely spoiled by her brothers. You still suffer when you lose your temper sometimes, right?"

I touched the bridge of my nose: "Actually, I quite like it."

"I remember you had to take care of her when you were a child, obviously she is much older than you... Zenas, when will you marry my daughter?"

When she changed the subject, it really caught me off guard.Sure enough, the lady is from our side.

She pushed open a dusty door, and I took a peek, then turned and left.

"Where are you going? Why don't you come in?"

How did you give me the courage to enter such a gloomy room full of blood and filled with various iron instruments of torture?

But I still came in, the mother-in-law's test... Even if I bite the bullet, I have to pass it.

"sit."

I looked at the tiger bench behind me, smiled awkwardly and politely, lightly brushed off a corner of the ash, and sat down.It sat on the stool in front of me, showing a helpless smile: "You have never been so reserved, you haven't come back for so many years, are you unfamiliar?"

"what?"

"You still have to play dumb in front of me? My unfulfilling husband and seven sons who don't give me any peace of mind have been brooding over the fact that you took Annabeth away, but everyone has accepted it, otherwise who would Let you go back alive?"

"Well... thank you madam."

"You," she reached out and pinched my cheek.