She's tricking me again today

Wang Dahai wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, he really couldn't make up any lies for a while, so he had to tell the truth.

"Dad, in fact, Liu Yulin gave me this phone number before going to bed. She always thought that Fang Xiang was sick, and subconsciously felt that Fang Xiang couldn't do without her. She was afraid that Fang Xiang would not see her condition worsen, so she asked me to call her. Call to inquire about the situation."

Father Liu nodded slightly, "Okay, even if Linlin really asked you to hit me, then let me ask you, what disease does Linlin think Fang wants?"

"Gender Identity Disorder."

Dad Liu took a puff of cigarette, "Please explain to me what gender identity disorder is."

Wang Dahai only remembered a rough idea, but he pretended to be an expert, hugging his elbow with a cigarette in his mouth, and shaking his hand when he said something.

"The so-called gender identity disorder is that they do not identify with their own gender. Men think they should be women, and women think they should be men, so correspondingly, they will deliberately dress in the gender they identify with. It’s easy to fall in love with the same sex if you dress up.”

Father Liu nodded again.

"That's right. I also checked online before. Although I didn't play as much as you young people, I can check something and play WeChat or something. It's not a big problem. The correction of gender identity disorder usually makes them more profound. Understand the opposite sex, let them realize the difference between themselves and the opposite sex in their hearts, subtly and slowly accept their true gender, am I right?"

Wang Dahai blew out a smoke ring that broke when he exited, and echoed: "Yes, yes, that's it."

Before he finished speaking, Father Liu suddenly sneered twice, and the laughter combined with the cold wind outside the window made Wang Dahai's back feel shivering.

"Wang Dahai."

It was not the "Dahai" who was usually close to him, but "Wang Dahai" with his first and last name. Wang Dahai felt that something was wrong, and he didn't care about smoking, so he turned his head and looked at Dad Liu as naturally as possible.

"What's wrong dad?"

Father Liu sneered again, and patted Wang Dahai's shoulder with his hands.

"You are really my good son-in-law."

Wang Dahai was about to break out in a cold sweat, "Dad, what did I do that didn't suit your old wishes?"

Father Liu handed Wang Dahai's cell phone back to him, and said flatly, "No, I praise you, you are so kind to our Linlin."

"Well, it should be, my wife."

"It's really not so good. My old man is so moved."

Why does it sound more like irony?

Wang Dahai twitched the corners of his mouth and forced a smile.

Dad Liu suddenly changed the topic, "I remember you and our Linlin are college classmates, right?"

"Yes, different classes and different departments, but they all belong to the student union."

"You said you chased us, Linlin, for many years, and you didn't catch up with us. It's hard to get married, right?"

"Yes, I've only been married for a few months."

Father Liu crushed the cigarette butt, this time he didn't throw it on the ground, it just popped out of the window.

"Newlyweds, just at the time when the glue is like glue, a third party suddenly popped up and lived with you for more than two months, don't you feel uncomfortable?"

Wang Dahai quickly expressed his loyalty, "For my wife, I can bear it."

Father Liu leaned on the window frame and glanced back at him, "It's really tolerable, I haven't saved Fangxiang's phone number for more than two months."

Wang Dahai suddenly felt that he wanted bad food. This old man Liu was digging holes everywhere. He didn't understand what he wanted to do in the first few sentences, so he went back again!

"I, I'm an old man after all. It's inevitable that my daughter-in-law will be a little awkward when she kisses others, so I don't have the number I want."

Father Liu turned around and leaned against the window sill, looking at him indifferently, suddenly opened his mouth without warning, and a series of questions popped out!

"A big old man allowed his newlywed wife to be kissed by others, and lived in his own wedding room for more than two months. Such a big event, such a grievance, did not talk to his family. Squeak! Do you think this is normal?"

"I……"

Father Liu didn't give Wang Dahai a chance to refute at all.

"Linlin thinks that Fang Xiang is sick, and Fang Xiang thinks that Linlin is sick. No matter who is sick, one of them has gender identity disorder and the other is depression. They are not the kind of crazy six relatives who don't admit that they hold an umbrella and think they are mushrooms. Disease, moral bottom line is no problem!

Fang wanted to seduce a married woman, but Linlin cheated in marriage, and she still kept secrets in front of her real husband. They have been friends for so many years, and they know each other quite well. Don't you wonder why the other party can do such shameless things? thing? "

"This……"

"Also, as an old man like me, I know how to search online if I have any questions. Fang wants to leave it alone. Doesn't Linlin know how to search online for the treatment of gender identity disorder?

Even you know that this disease requires more contact with the opposite sex, wouldn't Linlin know?

How could she think that Fang Xiang needed her of the same sex instead of the opposite sex?

Again, what Linlin suffers from is depression, not dementia with low IQ and lack of basic judgment! ! "

Father Liu made a loud noise, and Wang Dahai was completely bewildered by this series of questions.

"dad……"

"Don't call me dad! I don't have a son-in-law like you."

Wang Dahai wanted to cry but had no tears. He even praised himself as a good son-in-law 5 minutes ago.

He yelled again sullenly, "Dad..."

Father Liu took a deep breath and turned to look at him expressionlessly.

"Since you still call me dad, then explain to me what's going on?"

Wang Dahai didn't know what to do, he drooped his head weakly, turned and leaned against the wall, and muttered, "It's just... Linlin's depression."

"and then?"

"Just, what I told you before..."

Father Liu became anxious, "Still fooling me!"

"No, really not, Dad."

"How dare you say no!"

Father Liu grabbed Wang Dahai by the collar and looked at him with bared teeth and staring eyes, as if he really wanted to beat him up!

Dad Liu is so old, even if Wang Dahai really hit him, he didn't dare to fight back, so he had to protect his head quickly, and bald on the ground desperately.

"Dad! Dad! My dear dad! Don't worry, you, I really didn't lie to you! This matter is so muddled, I can't tell what's going on!"

Dad Liu was not willing to listen, and he waved his fist again, "I'm not telling the truth! I really think I dare not beat you?!"

Wang Dahai secretly complained, Liu Yulin, you evil spirit, you will be killed sooner or later!

What else can we do at this time?Can only be beaten to death!

"How dare I! You are my father-in-law, half a son-in-law, you are my own father! It is only right for me to beat my son! I really didn't fool you, you have to be angry and beat you casually. I will accept it. Who told me It's your son!"

This round of lying low and making small things, even if he was angry, Father Liu would stop attacking, he snorted coldly, and threw him away abruptly.

"You don't admit that I know what's going on. I'm not in vain at my age. I haven't seen anything? Don't think I don't know your little calculation!"

Wang Dahai rubbed his neck, which was strangled by his collar, and looked at the difficult former father-in-law sadly.

"Dad, what did I plan on me? Don't blame me!"

"Whether I wronged you or not, you will know by listening."

Father Liu let out a sigh of relief, took out the box of cigarettes, and refused to let Wang Dahai smoke one, and lit it himself.

"Linlin suffers from depression. I believe it. Fang wants to help Linlin. I also believe it. But if the two of them have come to this point, if you didn't mess with it, I firmly don't believe it!"

Wang Dahai wants to cry but has no tears. He really feels that he is more wronged than Dou E.

"What the hell did I do to me?"

Father Liu gave him a sideways look, feeling chilly, he didn't answer directly, and walked around first.

"A few days ago I just read a news, not from the imperial capital, but from S City, it said that there was a man who exchanged money with his wife to buy a house, and after marriage, his wife has been paying for the house. Later, he asked A man seduced his wife, and even caught him, so he used this to threaten his wife to divorce him and leave the house. Later, her daughter-in-law found out that the female godfather lived with her ex-husband, thinking about it If something goes wrong, call the police.”

These days, there are really all kinds of weird news!

Wang Dahai was frightened by this call, his eyelids were all stared.

"Dad! I want to have an affair with Fang Xiang, me, I was hit by a car when I went out! I will be hit by thunder!"

Father Liu glared at him, "Fang thought I saw her growing up, but I still don't know what she is like? You can do such a thing, but she can't either!"

Wang Dahai breathed a sigh of relief, talking to this old man would cost half his life every minute.

"Then what did Dad mean by telling me this news?"

Father Liu knocked on the window frame.

"house."

It took Wang Dahai a second to react, and all the dirty words came out!

"Damn! Dad! What do you mean? You mean, I cheated Liu Yulin and Fang Xiang, and then I wanted to catch them and leave the house?"

Father Liu half closed his eyelids full of creases, took a puff of a cigarette, neither said yes nor no, and circled around again.

"On that day, I also read a news, saying that in a certain school, a student raped his roommate in a dormitory to a strong woman, and both of them were men."

Wang Dahai took a deep breath.

"Dad! I'm a straight guy, definitely not GAY!"

After all, as if afraid that Father Liu would not know what GAY meant, he added several more words.

"I swear, I'm male and I like women! I'm normal! I'm not gay! I'm not gay|sexual|homophilic! I'm not a glass rabbit on Brokeback Mountain either! Bent!"

Father Liu looked him up and down, and spoke slowly, but with a chill in his heart.

"Knows a lot of words! I don't know if you are gay or not. I just want to say that homo|sexual|sexual assault has now risen to the legal level. Similarly, homo|sexual|derailment is known even by an old man like me. No, how come you old man can still say nothing without changing your face?"

Nima!This still makes people alive!

I am not afraid of the old man watching the news, but I am afraid that the old man will divert his thinking to connect theory with reality after watching the news.

This is no longer a simple matter of trying to pretend to be a 24-year-old son-in-law, it has risen to the legal level!

Wang Dahai took a deep breath and said solemnly: "Whether Dad believes it or not, I didn't do anything anyway! I didn't covet this house either! I made an appointment with a friend for a drink at night, so I'm leaving first."

After all, he immediately kicked his hoof and left.

He took the wind all the way, and didn't care that Liu's father called him again from behind, he picked up the coat hanging on the wall, opened the door and left.

Before going out, he still had a conscience, so he turned around and gave a general report to Liu Yulin.

"Our dad suspects that I'm deliberately playing tricks, and wants to catch you and Fang to find a way to abduct this house! Oh my god! You can explain to dad yourself!"

Liu Yulin was watching TV with her mother, and immediately stood up from the sofa.

"Ocean, you..."

Liu Yulin's eyes are beautiful and watery, and she seems to be able to talk at any time.

Wang Dahai immediately turned his head, changed his shoes and ran away.

Don't do this to me, let alone talk about friendship with him!

He is a straight and straightforward young man with five principles, four beauties and three loves of society and five good things, but he has been forcefully twisted into a mean, shameless, vulgar, money-hungry, wretched, wretched scumbag who doesn't care about friendships!

Liu Yulin, you can figure it out for yourself, if you don't prove your innocence to me, I will quit in the future!