She's tricking me again today

Fang Xiang held up the chopsticks, and the sliced ​​lotus root was dropped on the table before it was stuffed into her mouth. She quickly took out a piece of paper to wipe it, and threw it into the trash can.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you so excited? I didn't say resign, I just want to give it a try while I'm off work."

Liu Yulin also seemed to realize that she was a little too excited, she lifted the hair on the side of her face and hung it behind her ears, and sat down again.

"I'm worried that you resigned impulsively. If they fail to achieve anything, you will have to find another job."

"Am I that stupid?" Fang Xiang raised his eyebrows, and gave Liu Yulin a piece of lotus root slices, "Men don't leave leeks, women don't leave lotus root, eat more, it can nourish yin and blood, and stop diarrhea."

Liu Yulin curled her lips slightly, took the lotus root slices and ate them in small bites, and began to ask her about Liu Haifeng and Zhou Qiping one after another.

Fang Xiang likes Liu Yulin's soft voice the most, no matter what she says, it makes people feel comfortable. She eats a refreshing home-cooked meal, listens to the comfortable voice, and answers every question, and the dinner is quickly over.

While clearing the table, Liu Yulin's phone rang.

Fang wanted to pick up the dishes, and raised his chin towards the phone, "Quickly answer the phone, I'll do the rest."

After entering the kitchen, she didn't wash the dishes right away, but listened with her ears up. She didn't feel relieved until she heard Liu Yulin call "Mom".

She was not afraid of anything else, but she was afraid that that scumbag Wang Dahai would come to encourage Liu Yulin again.

Regardless of whether Liu Yulin is eager for revenge or is dazzled by emotion, anyway, Liu Yulin is the easiest to instigate now, and she can be tricked into agreeing to such a ridiculous thing as a threesome with just a few words, she has to watch it. Just be strict!

After washing the dishes, Liu Yulin was still talking on the phone.

"Mom, I really don't need it! It's time to celebrate the New Year in two months, you and Dad are running around again, what are you doing?"

He couldn't hear the voice from the other side, and could only see Liu Yulin huddling her shoulders and holding the phone, her whole face wrinkled together.

Fang Xiang shook his hands that were not yet dry, and just wanted to go around and go back to the room directly, not intending to eavesdrop on the "kind" call between the mother and daughter.

The cell phone on the coffee table rang suddenly.

Only then did Fang Xiang remember that he forgot to take his mobile phone, turned back to pick it up, and answered the call.

"Hello? Zhou Qiping? What's the matter?"

Liu Yulin was talking to her mother in full swing, "Mom! Look at what you said, how can I despise you! I said that I will definitely not go to Dahai's house during the Chinese New Year. If you go to our house, you will let it go..."

As she was speaking, she suddenly stopped and turned her head to look in Fang Xiang's direction.

Fang Xiang has already stepped into the door of the guest room. It is rare that he is not noble and glamorous, and he even smiled a little, "You are really impatient! Okay, I will go to your place first after get off work tomorrow..."

The following words were intercepted in the door, so I couldn't hear clearly.

"Hello? Hello?! Linlin, why don't you say half of it? We are also worried that you will go to Dahai's house during the Chinese New Year, so we want to visit you in advance. If you have agreed to come to our house this year, then we will Don’t worry about it, and save you trouble.”

Mother Liu's voice on the other end of the phone fell for a long time before Liu Yulin came back to her senses.

She stared at the closed door of the guest room, and her eyes shifted, "Mom, I will definitely go home during the Chinese New Year, but if you want to come, come, come here for a couple of days while it's not too cold. sky."

Immediately, Mother Liu's satisfied laughter came from the opposite side, "You damn girl! If you had said that earlier, it would have been over, wasting your mother's phone bill!"

Liu Yulin smiled perfunctorily, said something casually, and hung up the phone after confirming the time of arrival.

When Fang wanted to hang up the phone and come out, what he saw was Liu Yulin sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed, staring blankly at the TV screen, which turned out to be a huge advertisement for cardiovascular and cerebrovascular health care equipment!

Fang Xiang was stunned for a moment, and sat down next to her, "What? Are you going to buy it for your parents?"

Liu Yulin shook her head mechanically.

"Then?" Fang Xiang glanced at the screen.

Liu Yulin lowered her eyes, resting her chin on her knees, staring at the corner of the coffee table, her voice was as thin as a mosquito.

"you……"

"what?"

Who can hear such a small voice!

Liu Yulin bit her lip, raised her voice slightly, and said, "My parents' flight this Friday will arrive that evening..."

"Oh..." Fang Xiang nodded, roughly guessing what Liu Yulin said just now, "Then I'll move out first, it's not suitable for me to be here."

After a pause, Fang Xiang suddenly thought of the point of the matter!

"Then what about Wang Dahai? Tell Uncle Liu and Aunt Liu that he... is on a business trip?"

Liu Yulin shook her head, "He's neither a salesman nor an executive. He's just an ordinary clerk. He won't be able to go on a business trip. My parents have stripped him from head to toe, and we can't hide it."

Fang Xiang also felt worried, "Then what should we do? Otherwise... tell the truth? Anyway, they will know sooner or later."

Liu Yulin shook her head again, "This kind of thing happened when I was just married, how do you let my parents accept it, especially my mother, once her temper comes up, she will definitely turn the world upside down. I don't care what happens to Wang Dahai, but in case it happens What should I do to make my parents angry?"

What Liu Yulin said was not unreasonable, and Fang Xiang was also worried.

"Then what should we do? We can't keep it a secret."

"We can talk slowly about our affairs in the future, starting with the quarrels and disagreements between us and the like. After a long time, my parents are more or less prepared, and I usually say bad things about him. , my parents are more accepting of divorce."

Fang Xiang has never doubted Liu Yulin's IQ since the first grade of elementary school. In addition, she said that she wanted to divorce Wang Dahai, so of course she agreed with both hands and feet.

"Okay, that's it!"

"But, what should we do now?" Liu Yulin raised her eyes and glanced at her.

"Right now..." Fang wanted to slap his mouth, "Just say that Wang Dahai's hometown has something to do, and he just rushed back!"

Liu Yulin shook her head, "Then my parents must call him, a dozen will definitely reveal the truth."

"Then..." Fang Xiang frowned, thinking hard, "Let's say you two had a fight."

Liu Yulin shook her head again, "Then my parents are going to call him even more, they must be nagging him, what kind of talk is it that my father-in-law doesn't show up when he's here!"

"...Then what do you say?"

Liu Yulin hesitated and nodded her fingertips, "I told you, don't be angry."

Fang Xiang glanced at her expressionlessly, narrowed her long and narrow phoenix eyes slightly, and pursed her thin red lips again and again, as if she had already guessed what she was going to say without her having to say anything.

"You... tell me first."

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Liu Yulin: I think... just take advantage of the dark moon and high winds, find a brick and suffocate Wang Dahai with a brick, once and for all!what do you think?

Fang Xiang: I'm in charge of delivering the bricks!

Gao Qian: I am in charge!

Shi Qingguo: I'm in charge of disposing of the corpse!

Wang Dahai: You love four vicious girls!The Lun family don't want to play with you anymore! QAQ~

Thanks to all the little angels~(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

Thanks to Lei, the little fairy of Qiuqiu, there is a feeling of being taken care of~ Actually, it’s good that you are here, a certain chess is already very happy~~Are you (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

Thank you Jiuzhuan Baby for the nutrient solution~mua! (*╯3╰)