She's tricking me again today

"Substitute into Cheng Wang Dahai?" Fang Xiang opened his eyes slightly, "How can I have the same brain circuit as that scumbag!"

Liu Yulin didn't argue, and still laughed at Yan Yan, "Then substitute someone else, anyone is fine, as long as it's a man."

Substitute into a male?

Fang Xiang lowered his eyes and thought hard, obviously hesitating.

Liu Yulin stretched out her hand and grabbed her arm, and with a little force, she pulled her onto her body.

"Isn't it just fantasizing about becoming a man, why is it so hard? Have you never thought about becoming a man?"

"I have thought about it." Fang Xiang leaned on her waist, and answered without thinking, "Every time I have physical pain, I really want to be a man!"

Liu Yulin chuckled, "I thought about it too, every time I see you, I want to be a man."

"Huh?" Fang Xiang was stunned.

Liu Yulin raised her hand and scratched the tip of her nose. This habitual action started when Fang Xiang came to the Imperial Capital, and Fang Xiang has long been familiar with it.

"Your luck in love is so bad, I'm afraid you won't get married and become an old aunt, so I just want to sacrifice my ego and become a man to pity you."

"I'll go! Dogs can't spit out ivory!" Fang Xiang glared at her pretending to be angry.

Liu Yulin raised her chin, deliberately pretending to be a swinger, curled the corners of her lips, and said airily: "Hey, who's little girl, this little girl looks so attractive, come on." , let brother kiss first."

As he spoke, he half-raised his upper body and poked his head over.

The lips overlapped, and Fang Xiang clearly felt that her lips were extraordinarily hot, which was very different from her frivolous expression.

She vaguely felt that something was wrong, and the next second Liu Yulin suddenly got up and pressed her down.

"Since you have no way to substitute, why don't you let me do it? Let me imagine myself as Wang Dahai, so that I can better understand his feelings. Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle."

Liu Yulin's words successfully diverted her attention, and she pushed her, not too hard, and of course she didn't push her away.

Liu Yulin grabbed her dishonest hand and entered the state in a second.

"Honey, am I drunk? You seem to be very beautiful today."

"..."

Do you want to get into the play so fast!

Liu Yulin lowered her head, pressed her forehead against her forehead, and rubbed the tip of her nose, "Honey, actually I only have you in my heart, really, do you believe it?"

Fang Xiang made an embarrassed face.

Liu Yulin is Wang Dahai's substitute, so should she also be Liu Yulin's?

Well, let her try, anyway, Liu Yulin is already insane, so what if she cooperates with her?Who hasn't lived that once or twice in a lifetime, not to mention there is someone who is younger than her by her side.

"Cough! If you kicked that little San'er, I will believe you."

"There is no mistress, only you, my wife. That mistress was deliberately asked by me to annoy you. Trust me, mistress." Liu Yulin wrapped her upper lip coquettishly and bit her gently.

Fang Xiang smiled cooperatively, in his heart he had chopped off Wang Dahai who killed a thousand knives by eight hundred and nine knives!

Damn Wang Dahai, it turns out that you are always fooling our Linlin like this!

OK!Since it was Liu Yulin who asked her to do it, she should do it more realistically. What if she encounters the same problem when she sees it!

Fang Xiang instantly ignited a raging enthusiasm.

She pressed Liu Yulin's forehead, pushed her out, and said with a fake smile: "Really? Then you call her now and kick her in front of me!"

Liu Yulin immediately got up and touched Fang Xiang's cell phone, brushed her long hair from front to back, and pretended to dial a number: "Gao Qian, let me tell you, we're done, I want to get back together with my wife, that's all." ,Bye!"

It's too fake!

Before Fang wanted to question, Liu Yulin bullied her again, held down her wrist with one hand, raised her eyebrows, and continued to pretend to be the swinger Wang Dahai.

"Baby, I've already called, now it's time to give me a reward?"

As she spoke, she nodded her slightly pouty lips, "Come on, kiss your husband."

"..."

Fang Xiang originally wanted to make up some more lines, but suddenly felt that the two of them were too two-sided, so they should make a quick decision, otherwise you would talk to each other, and she would have to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner together.

Thinking of this, she quickly got up and kissed Liu Yulin.

Without waiting for her lips to leave, Liu Yulin suddenly bent down, and her lips fell together with her.

"Close your eyes, fool! Say it every time!"

Liu Yulin raised her hand to cover her eyes.

The other hand intertwined with her fingers and clenched it tightly. Her plump lips seemed to have just drank hot boiling water, and she sucked and bit her lip beads gently and gently, with the tip of her tongue easily Then he opened her teeth and broke in, brutally but gently sweeping every soft spot in her mouth.

Fang Xiang almost tensed her back and endured it, which she did almost every time she practiced.

What she was most afraid of was that Liu Yulin would sweep her palate, and she was also afraid that she would entangle her tongue and drag it into her mouth desperately.

She couldn't tell what kind of feeling it was, she just felt restless, and her toes would always twitch involuntarily.

Sometimes she can hold back, and sometimes...

"Hmm...Lin...wait..."

Today, Liu Yulin was bewitched, and she drew her most vulnerable palate over and over again. She wanted to stagger, so she chased and continued, forcing her to keep rubbing backwards until she reached the bedside!

It's about to fall!

Liu Yulin suddenly put her arms around her neck!

Her back was hanging in the air, and the sense of danger that she would fall at any time made her senses more acute. Every time Liu Yulin's lips changed the angle, she couldn't help trembling slightly.

She couldn't think about any problems at all, Liu Yulin's short breath kept spraying on her face, burning her eyes wet.

So sad……

She couldn't describe that feeling, she just felt uncomfortable!

Liu Yulin's lips changed positions at some point, and moved to her chin. With just a light bite, her breathing suddenly stagnated.

She felt more and more difficult to breathe, and couldn't help but hug Liu Yulin tightly, and subconsciously raised her head back, with a long and slender neck and a beautiful arc...

Her mind was already blank...

Liu Yulin went all the way down, and she was about to...

But suddenly stopped!

Fang Xiang opened his misty eyes slightly, and the eyes were filled with mist, which was indescribably charming and glamorous.

Liu Yulin stared blankly at this charming beauty that she would never see before, her breathing stopped for a few seconds, and her coffee-colored eyes were dizzy with a fog that was not inferior to that of Fang Xiang.

She couldn't help swallowing, barely looked away, sat up pretending to be calm, and turned her head to look at the end of the bed.

"I, I'm going to warm you up."

After all, she sat for a few more seconds before getting up and getting out of bed. When she got out of bed, her legs softened slightly, and then she went out the door without looking back.

The door was closed casually, and the sound of Liu Yulin's footsteps suddenly disappeared.

Only then did Fang Xiang come back to his senses, and quickly sat up, holding his head in annoyance and shaking his head like crazy, he couldn't believe that he had such a reaction just now!

How horny and thirsty she is, to kiss...

And the other party is still a woman, or her best friend!

So embarrassing!

No, no, no, no, it will never work if this continues!

She must find a male ticket immediately and immediately!

After turning over the bed countless times holding the quilt as if venting, she finally calmed down gradually.

But the burning sensation in her chest was faintly still there, she reached out her hand in shame and rubbed one side, as if it was really so comfortable.

Ahhhhh!I'm going to die!

Male ticket male ticket!Where is she going to find a male ticket!

She hugged the quilt and flipped through it twice, her gaze inadvertently fell on the crack of the door.

There was a dark shadow on the floor tiles between the door, she didn't pay attention to it at first, but the moment her eyes fell on it, the black shadow shook for a moment, and then the light and shadow flashed, and the floor tiles penetrated the bright sunlight of the living room.

The black shadow just now...

Could it be that Liu Yulin didn't leave at all when she went out, and just squatted at her door?

No, no, how is this possible, she probably happened to be passing by!

This thought was quickly thrown out of her mind, leaving only endless shame.

……

At 08:30 in the evening, Fang Xiang sat alone in the living room and flipped through the TV, switching from one channel to another, but none of them suited her mind.

She casually stopped on a channel that was playing a soap opera, and threw the remote control on the coffee table.

The soap opera is in the middle of a popular little fresh meat quarreling with the heroine.

It's basically what Xiao Xianrou said about the heroine: You are ruthless, you are cruel, and you make trouble for no reason!

The heroine said Xiao Xianrou: You are shameless, you are obscene, you are a wolf!

The two accused each other for a few more rounds, and the heroine threw out a common saying: Break up!

Afterwards, Xiao Xianrou also responded to her with a familiar sentence: break up, break up, and whoever looks for you will be your grandson!

Not long after that, Xiao Xianrou ran to the heroine with a dazed smile, carrying something delicious and fun: Hi!Grandma, your grandson is here to see you.

This old stalker originally wanted to watch and have fun once, and always felt that such a man was warm, masculine, and cute, and he was her ideal type.

But now for some reason, she suddenly entered Wang Dahai's unbeatable face!

Liu Yulin has been gone for more than two hours, maybe Wang Dahai is using some sweet words to fool her!

Liu Yulin is usually quite shrewd, but when she got into Wang Dahai's booth, her IQ dropped below freezing point, not to mention going online, she probably even forgot her account and password!

The more she thought about it, the more uneasy she became. She hooked up the phone on the coffee table, found Liu Yulin's WeChat, and directly sent a message.

【how is the situation? 】

After thinking about it, I can't ask this question. If Wang Dahai sees it, will it hinder Liu Yulin's plan?

Thinking of the purpose of Liu Yulin's visit, Fang Xiang felt a little congested in his chest for no reason.

Well!What is she trying to do!

Anyway, Liu Yulin said that she was just unwilling to snatch it away. When she really got it, she threw out the evidence of his affair and kicked him directly, so that he would not only get out of the PG, but also in a smooth way!

The author has something to say: How is it swollen?It’s thick and long~~ A certain chess game can be played for several hours~

then pinch~

Thank you little fairies for following up~~

Thank you mom and dad for giving birth to me~

Thanks to socialism for raising me~

Thanks to the party and the people~

Thanks for the air on the earth~

Thanks^

cough~

Skin it, skin it~(*^▽^*)

/Serious face, thanks to all the little angels~cute~~~mamaza~~(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

Thanks to the little fairy Qiuqiu who has always supported a certain game↓↓↓~~Ah~(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

～橘色气球＆扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2018-05-1220:47:50

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