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[The anchor is still such a familiar Sao operation 3333]

[Checked the eyes, it's the one Fat Zai wants to hit hhhh]

[The fat cub is wronged, it is obviously hot and cute 2333]

[I'm going to the anchor, please be yourself!Fat Cub is much more handsome than you! ! ! ]

[Anchor, you... Fat Cub's paws are about to move, take care! ]

[Fat boy did something wrong, he will be scolded ugly! ]

[Ahhh, Fatty's unbelievable eyes!Anchor, I beg you to be an individual +1]

[In the past, the fat boy was always blamed, and the fat boy was used as a blanket to cover his stomach.How dare you think fat cubs are ugly now?Come on, Zai Zai, go with my sister! ]

.........

Fat Zai was obviously not a master who could stand grievances. After realizing it, he directly stood on his hind legs on the table, raised his two front paws, and bowed left and right.

"Crack, clap, clap..."

[Mist grass, this is the first time I saw an anchor who was slapped by a cat! ! ! ]

[The fat cub holds his claws ah ah ah ah ah ah!Your master's face is also an advantage, don't ruin it! ]

[It's over, I'm afraid the anchor will be disfigured! ]

[The anchor didn't hide...]

[The cat's paws are not exposed, so if you just use the cat mat to hit someone, it won't hurt too much, really. ps: don’t ask me why I know]

[It's over, I've become a fool, and I feel sorry for the anchor again! ]

[When was the last time the anchor was beaten?It seems that he slept for three days and was woken up by Fat Cub halfway? ]

[hhh Thinking of the scene at that time, I want to laugh again]

[Sure enough, it's a cat demon, and it knows how to be ugly! ]

[Fat Cub did a great job! ]

……

After Mu Ziyi received six or seven slaps from the ugly cat, he stopped the two raging cat paws.

He said helplessly: "Okay, no more beatings. If this face is damaged, your stepfather should feel sorry for me later. You don't want to be beaten, do you?"

The little fat cat put one of its front paws on its non-existent waist, and said fiercely: "Meow!" This meow is not ugly!

"Yes, yes, you are not ugly!"

"Meow!" You are ugly!

"Yes, yes, I'm ugly! My whole family is ugly!"

"Meow meow!" Ben is the most handsome and the best looking!

"Yeah, you're the most handsome!"

Only then did the little fat cat's ferocious cat face soften.Seeing that its owner kept covering his face with his hands, he thought he hadn't controlled the strength well, and accidentally hit it hard.So he hesitated again and again, or stretched out a paw to pull down the master's hand covering his face, and took a closer look.a little red...

Mu Ziyi said pitifully, "It hurts a lot!"

The little guy stretched out his paws nervously, and gently touched his master's face with the pads.After touching it, I went up to give the master a "blow".Mu Ziyi made a fool of himself, turned "blowing" into a kiss, and then pushed the little guy into his arms.

Little guy: "Meow?" Does it hurt?

"Being kissed by you like this doesn't seem to hurt anymore." Muzi said nonsense without changing his face, and pointed to the phone when he was done, "Hey, let's play live with Dad."

The little fat cat nestled peacefully in the arms of its owner, only showing the cat's head to look at the camera.Well, Meow Meow is illiterate...

[Cheat meow for a while, coax meow crematorium, this is the truth in the world! ]

[Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha...]

[Fat Boy: You are ugly!Host: Yes, yes, my whole family is ugly.Well, find the bright spot]

[Old Gu: No, no, I'm not ugly! ]

[Cub, you forgot that you are also one of the anchor's family...]

[The anchor's routines are really unpredictable, endless! ]

[He still doesn't forget to show off his affection...]

[I really want to know if Gu Lao will really feel sorry for the anchor 333]

.........

After Mu Ziyi's operation, those keyboard warriors temporarily died down.But Mu Ziyi didn't intend to let it go. With his face pinkishly beaten by his beloved pet, he smiled and said, "Who said that if I didn't have plastic surgery, I'd just eat keyboard and Xiang? Stand up and let me see."

This kind of provocation immediately angered those sunspots, and someone immediately sent out bullet screens.

[If you are not whole, I will eat the keyboard live! ]

[That's right, it's ugly at first sight.If it wasn't for the whole thing, I would also eat the keyboard live! ]

[+1, scumbags who only know how to use cats as shields! ]

[Why does your stepdad feel sorry for me... Ugh!With what you look like, Mr. Gu would be disgusted if he knew about it! ]

[No, at this time, you should ask which stepfather it is!Hehe, just like you, it's disgusting! ]

…………

Mu Ziyi was silent for a long time before he said, "I wrote down your ids. Two said to eat Xiang, sixteen said to eat keyboards, and two said to eat durian shells. I hope you will remember Live up to the flag set today, and be able to do what you say.”

[Don't worry, you ugly bastard, I really dare to stand up! ]

[Hehe, don't just say harsh words, you should show us evidence! ]

.........

Mu Ziyi smiled slightly: "After the live broadcast is over, I will post on Weibo within half an hour. You guys, remember to boil the keyboard and durian shells softly, so you don't choke. By the way, there is one more thing, the two who eat Xiang Hey, you don’t need a live broadcast to let you eat that food. It barely pollutes everyone’s eyes.”

[The anchor is domineering! 66666]

[Just for this confident and ruthless words, give the anchor a yacht! ]

[I hope the anchor can really slap those keyboard warriors in the face, I'm really fed up with them! ]

[Indeed, Keyboard Man is too disgusting, and I don’t know where he got his face from, so he has the nerve to criticize other people’s looks and personalities. ]

[Probably cat disease. ]

[The anchor slaps them in the face!After typing, I will give you the most expensive gift on the whole network!I am the first fan of your live broadcast room! ]

Mu Ziyi smiled: "Then you may be disappointed, my partner will not allow such a thing to happen, he is a jealous man!"

As soon as the words were finished, Mu Ziyi saw a familiar id.

[Old gentleman: I will not allow such a thing to happen! ]

Immediately following the barrage were two consecutive most expensive gifts on the entire network, worth 99.

Mu Ziyi was dumbfounded, and asked, "Uncle Chen?"

[Old man: It's me. ]

"Didn't you go out to do errands? Why do you have time to watch the live broadcast?"

[Old man: I'm ordering wedding dresses for you two. I'll come over to have a look while the shop owner is having a meeting with the designer. ]

Mu Ziyi's eyes lit up: "What kind of order can you send me a WeChat message?"

[Old gentleman: Come on later, the store owner said that each of their designers can give a plan.After several designers come up with plans, you can see which one you like. ]

"Okay, I'll tell you when I choose."

[Old man: Good.When the designers came over, the old man would listen to their plans first. ]

"Okay, Uncle Chen, go ahead."

As soon as Mu Ziyi finished speaking, Uncle Chen smashed several more gifts, plus the ones he dropped before, it was enough for his id to firmly occupy the number one position in the fan rankings.

[I...don't dare to speak big words anymore! ]

[Niu Pi Niu Pi, I am so convinced! ]

[Oh, Uncle Chen refreshes my three views every time! ]

[Uncle Chen, Uncle Chen, are you short of a granddaughter?The kind that can eat and sleep! ]

[Uncle Chen, Uncle Chen, do you lack a grandson?The kind who can play the king and eat chicken! ]

[Uncle Chen to help choose a wedding dress?Fortunately, several designers gave scheme choices at the same time? ! ! ! ]

[Convinced, completely convinced! ]

[Only I noticed that this home really is the anchor's decision? 3333 Uncle Chen said directly that all plans will be sent to the anchor's mobile phone, and he can choose.Means, he has the final say hhhh]

[Old Gu has no status at all? 3333]

[Even if Pure Love Gu is here, I'm afraid he's still listening to his wife!Ha ha ha ha………]

[Where did Chunqing go, she's not here!miss him]

[Even if he's not here, the anchor's number one fan is him, and Uncle Chen will help him guard it, unwavering 23333]

[Ahahahaha... I'm really looking forward to the host's wedding!I don’t know what kind of dress it is...]

.........

Mu Ziyi said with a slight smile, "Two weddings are tentatively planned, one in Western style and one in retro Chinese style."

"Who will wear the bridal attire? There will be no bridal attire, we are both grooms!"

"Why are there two shows? The Western style is for entertaining relatives and friends. The Chinese style is for feelings. You don't know, the man I am interested in likes retro things. As his man, I naturally have to pamper him."

[Zi~ Is the host sober? ]

[The anchor is still not sure of his position today 3333]

[Look at Fat Cub!Did it just roll its eyes at the host? 23333]

[I saw it too hahahaha... It seems that the fat boy can't stand the host's self-deception! ]

[Laughs, with such a small stature as the anchor, you still want to attack Mr. Gu? ! ]

[Boiling water can't wake up the anchor, hurry up and piss on the boy 3333]

[What kind of boy pee, just let the fat boy crawl on his forehead and urinate a little hhhh]

[Upstairs is excellent!Must 666]

……

A live broadcast, spent happily between Mu Ziyi and being hated.As for those keyboard warriors, after Mu Ziyi's talk, there were only a small number of them left.Muzi Yiquan pretended not to see the barrage they posted, and sometimes he didn't need to say anything when it was too much, and his fans would help him get people out of the live broadcast room.

After the live broadcast, he went into the room and took out the photo album.Turn to one of them, take a picture, do some processing, and then upload it to Weibo.

[Muzi V: Brothers and sisters who say that keyboards and other things are delicious, are you mentally prepared? #photo#]

In the photo, there is a picture of two boys hooking shoulders and backs.One of the boys is thinner, wearing a slightly larger school uniform, and looking at the camera with big eyes helplessly.Those peach blossom eyes are so beautiful that people can't move their eyes away.The nose, eyes, and mouth are very similar to Mu Ziyi.However, compared to the current Mu Ziyi, he was more innocent and youthful, but his demeanor was a bit cooler than now.

Another boy in the photo, wearing a school uniform, has a mosaic on his face and is fatter.One of his hands was resting on the shoulder of the young Mu Ziyi, and the other was like a classic scissors hand.

As soon as this photo came out, it immediately attracted the attention of many netizens.

[So youthful!It looks like it was in junior high school, and this school uniform seems to be the same as my brother's! ]

[Oh my god, I want to suffocate!Sure enough, good-looking people are all handsome since they were young? ! ]

[Anchor, awesome! ]

[Sure enough, it's a face-slapping madman, well done! ]

[Is the keyboard ready, everyone?When it’s cooked, prepare to eat it live 3333]

[I jio can add some cooking wine, chili, cumin...]

[I’m really curious, is it better to bake it or cook it 3333]

[Upstairs is your skin!Bahahahahahaha...]

[The feeling of first love is right!The eyes are really electrified!My junior high school student is not as handsome as him! ]

[The key is that it doesn't matter if he looks good, he was so young back then, but he had a kind of cool and unearthly demeanor!It doesn't matter if you don't accept it! ]

[Compared to the present, the anchor who is so flamboyant every day... emmm, I want to ask from the bottom of my heart: What have you experienced, anchor! ]

[Actually, when the anchor is silent, his demeanor is quite cold.If you don’t believe me, look at these static pictures I took screenshots#picture#]

[I'm going, it's really...]

[Whether you speak or not, you are like twins! ]

[Although the facial features are green, but the shape has basically not changed, so who dares to say that it has been rectified! ]

[Curious about the chubby guy next to him, is he a good friend of the anchor? ]

[Little fat scissorhands are so cute haha...]

[The anchor felt that Xiaopang was dragging her to take the photo, looking at the helpless and doting eyes 3333]

[The school uniforms of other people's homes don't fit well, and they can be worn gracefully.Our school uniforms look like sacks 3333]

[Wait for the eighteen friends to live broadcast and eat keyboards and durian shells 3333]

[The host asks for more photos]

……

Behind all the praise, voices of doubt are naturally indispensable.Especially those who have sprayed Muziyi badly before, and those who have set a flag.

[Definitely p's photo!Otherwise, why don't you dare to release the person next to you for everyone to see! ]

[It must be fake!If you've always been this good looking, why did high school and college cover your eyes and forehead! ]

[that is!If it's really pretty, don't block it! ]

[I'm also drunk, can just posting two photos these days be enough to wash it off?The threshold for whitewashing is really low! ]

[I also laughed, really! The p is so obvious, who would have such a calm and mature demeanor in junior high school!If you want p, you don’t know how to be real! ]

[If you have the ability to remove the mosaic of the person next to you!I'm afraid that person won't know you after you remove it, right? ]

[Just download some photos on the Internet and put your own face on it, and then block other people's faces?You are also at this level! ]

Mu Ziyi smiled, and replied to one of the id's comments: [I remember that the flag you set up is to live and eat keyboards, don't afford to lose. ]

Many of his fans followed suit.

[I feel the strong desire to survive you keyboard warriors 333]

[I have checked this photo of the anchor with the technical emperor, except for coding the person next to him, nothing else has been touched]

[Although I am curious about who Xiaopang is, it is understandable for the anchor to code for others, okay!The anchor just doesn't want to cause trouble to others, okay! ]

[Actually, I have a bold idea - that chubby, could it be someone we know? ]

[You mean...]

[No, you don’t need to say it.Go, look at Li Songzi's new Weibo...]

Mu Ziyi frowned slightly, and ran to check Li Songzi's Weibo.

[Li Songzi V: It seems that I can't hide it... That's right, I'm the little chubby who was coded#dog##图片#]

The picture that Li Songzi uploaded was exactly the same as Mu Ziyi's.The only difference is that the little fat man in his photo didn't have any markings on his face.

He is fat and fat, and his facial features are much more mediocre than now.The extra flesh on his face makes his eyes smaller, and his nose and mouth appear much smaller.Fortunately, his warm and funny temperament has been consistent for ten years, and his chubby face has an extremely bright smile.

It's kind of cute.