Yin Yang Baozi Shop

When Uncle Chen came back slowly after taking the little fat cat, he saw his adult standing next to the luxury car by the wooden door, his face full of bewilderment and pity.

He frowned, leaned over in confusion and asked, "My lord, why are you here?"

Gu Jing glanced at him resentfully, and sighed, "Think about your mistakes behind closed doors."

Hearing this, Uncle Chen and Little Fat Cat looked at the closed wooden door together.In this case, it should be said that it is appropriate to be swept out.

"Have you been kicked out of the house by Quilt?" Uncle Chen asked directly.

Gu Jing nodded slightly.

"Why? Didn't you give him a car?"

A trace of grievance and distress appeared on Gu Jing's face: "I don't know why, but I obviously did what you said. But, I stood in front of the car and asked him if he liked it? He said he wanted to smash my rotten eggs."

"Uncle Chen, your method seems to have had the opposite effect..." Gu Jing rarely felt aggrieved.

Uncle Chen frowned: "Impossible, a Weibo I read before said it was absolutely effective! My lord, Ziyi didn't say anything else at that time?"

"Yes, he told me to sit behind closed doors and think about my mistakes, and don't go in after thinking about it." After Gu Jing said, he added: "He seems very angry, grinding his teeth and talking to me."

"..." Uncle Chen touched his head with a headache, looked at the little fat boy, and said very friendly: "My dear boy, do you know what your master is angry about?"

"Meow~" The little fat cat looks innocent, the fat cub doesn't know meow~~ he knows it and doesn't tell the bad guy, hahaha!Let him threaten Master Meow last night!

Uncle Chen just pretended it didn't know, touched its little head, then looked at Gu Jing, thinking of a plan.He said: "My lord, your method must be wrong! How about this, I will go to the Internet to help you ask, I have a lot of fans on Weibo, and I will give you the answer soon!"

With a bitterly handsome face, Gu Jing nodded and waited for Uncle Chen to ask for help online.

Uncle Chen lowered his head and fiddled for a moment, then posted a Weibo: [Mr. V: How did you coax your daughter-in-law when you annoyed her in the past? ]

Maybe it was too early, and it took a while for Uncle Chen to post a reply on Weibo.

[You can be beaten or scolded, it's okay! ]

[The old man has a wife?Haha, are you trying to coax your wife? ]

[This is simple, send flowers first, it is best to send 999 red roses, which means love you forever! ]

[You can send flowers, my daughter-in-law likes flowers very much, and she will be pleasantly surprised every time she receives them. ]

[I am relatively poor and cannot afford flowers.So I usually consciously take the keyboard and kneel in front of her. ]

[Durian is more sincere, but considering that the old man is getting old, let's use something else.Sending flowers is fine...]

……

Uncle Chen hurriedly read a few comments, and saw that most of them mentioned flowers.So he said sincerely to his family: "My lord, why don't you buy a bunch of flowers for Ziyi? Buying 1314 flowers means that you love him forever."

Gu Jing: "..." It always feels weird.However, he remembered that on Qixi Festival, when he went out shopping with Mu Ziyi, that person did take the initiative to buy a flower and give it to him.

That red rose has been preserved by him so far.

Thinking about it this way, it is not impossible to send roses...

Uncle Chen was still there and said very seriously: "My lord, when you send him flowers, you must confess your love sincerely! I think that the reason why Ziyi is so angry must be because of your attitude at that time." It's too casual, and it didn't say that the car was a gift for him..."

Chen Shutao is endless, comparable to the leader of a pyramid scheme.Gu Jing listened carefully, half-believing.Little Fat Cat yawned, thinking it was quite interesting to see these two idiots.

Well, it can't wait to see Gu Yinchai being teased by its master, meow hahahaha...

An hour later, Mu Ziyi had already calmed down.He got up, ready to go out to see how the man was doing.

Unexpectedly, when the wooden door was opened, what entered was a large bunch of fiery red roses, and the most prominent flower almost poked his nostril.

There will be a head on the side of the bouquet, which is Gu Jing.At this time, the prodigal son said to him with a serious face: "1314 roses here..." After saying a word, he got stuck and was too nervous to speak.After a pause, he simply gave up those drafts and said directly: "I like you."

Mu Ziyi, who is more ignorant than touched, said, "No, I think you are trying to piss me off."

Gu Jing was slightly surprised and said: "I don't have any! Flowers and cars are gifts I want to give you! I like you, so I want to give you everything you want, so that you can be happy!"

Mu Ziyi broke out: "Who the hell told you that I like these things, huh?!"

Gu Jing was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously cast his gaze not far away.Mu Ziyi followed his line of sight and only saw Uncle Chen looking at the sky for a while, and the ground for a while, but he didn't look at this side anyway.And his little fat cat was standing on Uncle Chen's shoulder, the cat's face was full of schadenfreude.

Mu Ziyi: "..." Come on, he knows who it is.

He let out a long sigh: "Gu Jing, just tell me, what's the use of this car and these flowers? Is it unusable to eat or use, and put it to accumulate dust and take up the land?"

Gu Jing looked at him helplessly, opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

"I know you are rich, and you have a lot of money. However, if you have money, you can't use so much money to buy things that you don't need at all. This is called prodigal!" Mu Ziyi was heartbroken and reasoned with him, "Uncle Chen taught you these things. trick..."

"It's not me, I didn't, I didn't teach it!" Uncle Chen hurriedly raised his hand to deny San Lian, ruthlessly ignoring the unbelievable eyes of his adults.

Mu Ziyi: "..." He continued to talk to Gu Jing: "These tricks are all used by men to coax women, and most of them are used by rich men to coax mistresses!"

"Your bad tricks don't work for a big man like me. I feel angry after seeing it. First, I don't have a driver's license, so I can't drive your luxury car! Second, the car inside is in the yard. It’s useless to take up space, right! Let’s talk about your flowers, how can my old man tear off these petals and take a bath?!”

Gu Jing said sullenly: "But you said last night that you want a luxury car to be placed outside the door as a front; a car to be placed in the yard for a lunch break..."

"That's a joke, boss!" Mu Ziyi said with a headache, "You're not humorous, really! Li Songzi told me last night that I should treat him to soy milk. He wanted two bowls and brought one. Drink a bowl and pour it! Tell me, can he really pour it?"

Gu Jing wanted to nod subconsciously, but due to Mu Ziyi's resentful eyes, he still shook his head against his will.

"Then do you know it's wrong?"

Gu Jing nodded, but she was shaking her head in her heart.

Mu Ziyi was quite pleased and said, "Then, can the car be returned now?"

"I'm afraid it won't work..." Gu Jing said guiltily.

Mu Ziyi: "You..." He looked at Gu Jing's pissed-off daughter-in-law, and couldn't bear to continue, so he sighed: "Forget it, I'm going to learn to drive tomorrow and get back from my driver's license test! Then I will drive With the car you sent, I will take you on a self-driving tour!"

Gu Jing's face looked much better now, he hesitated and said, "Then these flowers..."

"Leave it to the fat boy to take a bath!" Mu Ziyi said, and pulled Gu Jing inside, "It's not good, so let's just leave it there and waste it, I don't know how much it costs for such a large bunch..."

The little fat boy stared round, taking a flower petal bath?No, no, it's a tomcat, it's a big man!

Chen Shuyou sighed, walked over and took a photo of the car at the door with his mobile phone, and took a photo of the bouquet of flowers that Mu Ziyi left in the yard.After shooting, he uploaded the flowers on Weibo.

[Old Mister V: Netizens in your current class are really not creative!I listened to your suggestion and asked my nephew to buy 1314 roses to coax his wife.The results of it?His daughter-in-law is even angrier and is now educating him! #picture#]

After posting on Weibo angrily, he hugged Fat Boy to play with its new toy.Alas, it's all because of him, a bad old man, who made a mistake...

The little fat cat patted him on the shoulder and gave a friendly "meow" as a way to comfort him.

What Uncle Chen didn't know was that this Weibo of his had gone viral on the Internet.His identity has just been exposed, and he is the object of countless netizens' attention, so they are naturally enthusiastic about his dynamics.

[Nephew... son?Are you talking about Mr. Gu? ! ]

[What, Mr. Gu sent 1314 red roses to the anchor? ! ]

[Pfft ha ha ha... What kind of brainless idea came up with it, it must have killed Gu Lao! ]

[What happened, why did everyone mention Mr. Gu and the anchor? ]

[The old man’s last Weibo said that he asked everyone for advice to coax his angry daughter-in-law.But at that time he didn't say it was Mr. Gu's daughter-in-law, everyone thought it was his own daughter-in-law, so they told him that sending flowers would be the best...]

[Hahahaha... The anchor is usually such a rough and coquettish person, God knows what expression he will have when he receives flowers 333]

[It probably exploded, right? 2333 He said during the live broadcast before that if there is a partner in the future, he will definitely not give the partner something useless.Conversely, if the object gives him something useless...]

[hhhh light up the wax for Mr. Gu! ]

[Waxing 1hhh]

Mu Ziyi directly pulled Gu Jing back into the room, and instead of giving a long lecture, he just said a few words calmly.

"You don't have to try so hard to please me and make me happy. Because I know you like me, and I like you too." Mu Ziyi paused, and then said: "Don't listen to Uncle Chen, you won't Look at his age, the methods of courting people were decades ago, so it works now!"

Gu Jing opened his mouth, wanting to say that he has been with Uncle Chen for thousands of years...

However, he didn't say it in the end, but said with a faint smile: "I see."

Uncle Chen's method really didn't work, and he made a series of mistakes.But by accident, letting him hear Ziyi's words made him feel reassured and at ease.

"Good boy!" Mu Ziyi touched his face, leaned up to kiss him, and said, "I think you should just sit there quietly and do nothing! I should do the job of pleasing people." .”

Gu Jing: "..."

He suddenly felt that he should put something on the agenda as soon as possible.If you don't need this, you will never know your position!

Mu Ziyi, who had no idea that he was being targeted behind him, was thinking about having lunch live.He has to broadcast live twice a week, but he hasn't forgotten.