Dressed as a Bamboo Horse [Transmigration Book]

In the coffee shop downstairs of the cafeteria of University A, Xiaopang dragged Xi Yin to pick a corner and sat down, then carefully looked around, and after repeatedly confirming that there was no one, he mysteriously approached him. He said, "I've made an appointment for you!"

"Who?"

Xi Yin was a little dazed, but then, under Xiaopang's slightly wretched smile, she quickly came to her senses and said 'oh' suddenly.

Xiaopang straightened up, smiled, patted Xi Yin's shoulder and said, "Lu Shichuan is really difficult. I went downstairs to intercept him in his dormitory yesterday. As soon as I mentioned you, he immediately agreed!"

"What did you say about me?" Xi Yin licked her lips, and after learning that Lu Shichuan was coming soon, she began to fidget.

Seeing his nervousness in Xi Yin's small movements, Xiaopang comforted: "Oh, don't worry! I just said that I admire him very much. I have read his published papers many times and asked him if he can have a meal together. Finally By the way, I mentioned you."

Xiaopang has a fat body and a generous heart, but Xi Yin, the person involved, is thin-skinned, otherwise he would not be single until now.

He took out his mobile phone, and was thinking about reviewing Lu Shichuan's new paper, so as not to be embarrassed and have nothing to talk about later, when the door of the shop was suddenly pushed open, and a girl's surprised greeting came from the door of the coffee shop.

"Wow! Hello Senior Brother Lu! Are you here for coffee?"

Xi Yin raised his head, and was looking into the eyes of Lu Shichuan, who was looking here from a distance. Lu Shichuan's eyes paused, and then he turned his head to gesture to the two medical school girls who met by chance.

"Well, I'm here to find someone."

When the two girls followed Lu Shichuan's gaze, Xi Yin felt a subtle strangeness in his heart, a feeling that Lu Shichuan deliberately made the two of them notice him, but he still smiled politely at the two girls.

The two girls immediately clenched their hands into fists, kicking their feet on the spot as if they couldn't suppress their excitement, their little faces flushed, and they didn't care about still blocking the door, they half-covered their mouths and started whispering.

Lu Shichuan's tall and straight figure is approaching. He is a well-known male god in the medical school of University A. Not only is his appearance perfect, but his academic level is also the signature of the medical school. His published papers have been published by major medical weekly magazines several times. Well, someone with a heart once estimated that his manuscript fee for the four years of college was almost enough to buy a nice car.

Xi Yin's ideal type is this kind of cold and ascetic handsome man. The most important thing is that in the original book, Lu Shichuan and Fang Mi have nothing to do with each other.

Unexpectedly, my good friend has been tricked into being single so far. When Xiaopang had dinner with Xi Yin a few days ago, he inquired about his preferences by insinuating. line.

A year ago, Lu Shichuan was exposed by a friend on the forum that he had a boyfriend with a major A. Recently, this friend broke the news that Lu Shichuan had broken up. After confirming the reliability of the news, Xiaopang first locked his eyes on Lu Shichuan .

Lu Shichuan and Xi Yin are well-matched everywhere, and they can definitely go a long way together, but the premise is that he can withstand someone's teasing.

When Xiaopang said this yesterday, Xi Yin didn't take it seriously. Lu Shichuan was good, but he was also famous for not allowing strangers to enter. I didn't expect such a big iceberg to be brought here by Xiaopang!

It wasn't until Lu Shichuan sat down opposite Xi Yin that Xi Yin's heart skipped two beats. One of the two beats was for Lu Shichuan, and the other was for the bad premonition welling up in his heart.

Not only he was nervous, but the chubby next to him was also nervous to the point of being suspicious. He turned his head like a spinning top and looked around. The air conditioner was blowing at a suitable temperature in the coffee shop, and chubby got a few drops of cold sweat on his forehead.

"Do you feel warm?"

Lu Shichuan frowned slightly, probably the students of the medical department were a bit of a clean freak, he took out a handkerchief from his pocket and handed it to Xiaopang, the handkerchief seemed to be bought in stacks, all made of pure white fabric, a little embellished No frills.

Unexpectedly, there are college students in their twenties who carry handkerchiefs with them in this era. Both Xi Yin and Xiaopang were a little dumbfounded. Then Xiaopang quickly took the handkerchief, and instead of wiping his sweat, handed it to Xi Yin next to him. .

Under Lu Shichuan's slightly surprised expression, Xi Yin blushed, secretly scolded Xiaopang for being a pig teammate, and returned the handkerchief in embarrassment.

"Senior, don't bother me, I have paper here."

Xiaopang also realized what stupid thing he had done at this moment, he quickly changed the subject with a dry smile, and called the waiter to order.

Lu Shichuan asked Xi Yin to order first in a gentlemanly manner. Xi Yin ordered a milkshake. Lu Shichuan raised his eyebrows, and then ordered a cup of Americano. Xiaopang was recently on a diet, so he didn't drink anything.

After listening to the order, the waiter was about to go to prepare, when someone grabbed his shoulders suddenly, and a pleasant but not pungent sweet fragrance poured into his nostrils. I froze in place.

Fang Mi, who was holding the waiter in his arms, raised his other finger to point at Xi Yin, a bright smile slowly appeared on his beautiful face, and said, "Brother, bring me a milkshake, just like him of."

The picture was frozen for about five seconds. Xi Yin just slightly opened his eyes wide and looked up at Fang Mi. Xiaopang suddenly gave a jolt and jumped up from the chair, pointing tremblingly at Fang Mi. Fang Mi at the table was unable to speak for a while in shock and anger!

But even though he didn't say it, it was clearly written in his eyes, how did you fmd find it? ? ?

Fang Mi, who was being pointed at, completely ignored him. After ordering the milkshake, he let go of the fellow waiter, the junior waiter, and turned his head to wink at Lu Shichuan, motioning him to make room.

Lu Shichuan was far less reactive than Xiaopang, but a hint of interest flashed in his cold black eyes.

He stood up and let Fang Mi in, but Fang Mi didn't move. He glanced at Xi Yin from the corner of his eye, pursed his red lips slightly, and said aggressively, "Senior, but I want to sit outside."

Lu Shichuan was taken aback for a moment, his eyes fell on Fang Mi's lips uncontrollably, his expression slightly dazed.

Xi Yin leaned on her chin, looked at Lu Shichuan's red ear tips like the melon-eaters outside, and sighed heavily, knowing that this time it was over again.

When the four of them finally took their seats, Xiaopang's face was as dark as a piece of burnt oil cake. Because of being too angry, Xiaopang gasped sharply and stared fiercely at Fang Mi, but Fang Mi turned a blind eye. Yin and Lu Shichuan wandered around twice, the corners of their lips curled up, wondering what they were thinking about.

The small table of four people was full of unbearable embarrassment. At this time, the ordered coffee milkshake was delivered, and Xi Yin quickly took a cup and drank it bitterly, as if he could pretend that he didn't exist.

Before leaving, the junior waiter glanced at Fang Mi again and again, and these glances immediately became chubby. He faced Fang Mi and asked unceremoniously, "What are you doing here? Aren't you Zheng and Jiang?" Is Lan playing hot?!"

"broke up."

"Damn! You're lying to a ghost! He went to your house to pick you up in the morning!"

Fang Mi picked up the milkshake and took a sip, then stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, raised his eyes and asked, "It's for lunch, can't you?"

Fatty blushed from being choked by him, and his neck was thick. In order to calm down, he glanced at the table, and directly picked up Xi Yin's cup and drank it upside down. He knew he was drinking a milkshake, but he didn't know Thought it was drinking beer!

Fang Mi wrinkled his face in disgust, and pushed his milkshake in front of Xi Yin, his face changed faster than the sky, and in the next second he put his hands on his chin, and looked over with his bright eyes as if begging for reward.

Since these two people have been in a relationship since they were young, I don’t know how many times I have repeated these few questions. Xi Yin ignored Fang Mi’s hint, and continued to drink milkshakes in a numb manner, not wanting to participate. their battlefield.

Because over the years, he has tried to side with Xiaopang, and also tried to side with Fang Mi, and he has been a peacemaker countless times, and finally found that the fastest way to end the quarrel between them is to keep silent.

Lu Shichuan is also a smart person, his eyes looked around Fang Mi and Xiaopang a few times, and finally settled on Xi Yin who seemed to be starting to lose his mind.

At this time, Fang Mi knocked on the table with his knuckles, and said to Xi Yin who raised his face in a daze when he heard the sound, "Yinyin, let's go have dinner together later, I want to eat hot pot."

hot pot?After one o'clock in the afternoon, it is reasonable to say that you just finished eating?

Xi Yin turned on the phone, looked through the class schedule pretendingly, and declined with pretended regret: "But I still have classes in the afternoon."

"Oh..."

Fang Mi's eyes dimmed a little, his mouth was half pouted, and he stared at the mouth of the milkshake cup, showing a look of disappointment although he understood. If ordinary people saw him like this, they would probably rather skip class and accompany him, but Xi Tone remained unmoved as if he hadn't noticed.

About three seconds later, Fang Mi turned his head and smiled at Lu Shichuan, and asked with deep meaning in his eyes: "Does Senior Lu have a class later? Do you want to have a meal together? There is a new hot pot next to the school. I heard that the taste is quite good. good."

Hearing this, the chubby face, who had been ignored for a long time, turned completely green. With a belly of two hundred pounds, he slapped the table and stood up and scolded: "Fang Mi! Don't go too far! You really think you are Wan Wan!" People are fascinated! If you like to flirt, just do it..."

When Xiaopang stood up, Xi Yin became alert. Hearing this, she quickly got up and covered Xiaopang's mouth, and squeezed the soft flesh of his lower back with the other hand.

No matter what you said above, you can't say so much!Not to mention it's still outside!

As early as when Fang Mi, Lu Shichuan, and Xi Yin met, the guests at the few tables in the coffee shop had glanced at them as if nothing. After Fang Mi entered the venue, the onlookers had no scruples, and basically kept their ears pricked up. Listening to the gossip here made everyone in the store as quiet as a chicken except for them talking.

Fang Mi never cared about other people's gazes, but at this moment his face was still slightly cold because of Xiaopang's words. He was silent for a moment, then suddenly sneered, looked at Xiaopang sideways and asked contemptuously: "What's your business? An onion?"

As if he was not angry enough for Xiaopang, he glanced at Lu Shichuan, and said aggressively: "What's the matter? Is Senior Lu your relative or your classmate? Why are you angry when I invite him to dinner? Could it be that Xiaopang has a crush on Senior Lu?" Let me tell you earlier, although your qualifications are not good enough for senior Lu, but I know people who are not taboo about meat and vegetables, do I need to hook you up?"

Fang Mi deliberately emphasized the words "chubby" and "pull the strings", as if he was afraid that others would not hear clearly, and even raised his voice twice. Xi Yin felt that when he said the last sentence, he seemed to glance at him vaguely. When he looked over, he looked away again.

"Alright, Fang Mi, let's go first, you and your seniors can go eat hot pot."

After getting news on the forum, more and more students came to watch the fun, Xi Yin couldn't sit still, looked around, stood up and was about to drag Xiaopang out.

Xiaopang made Fang Mi's eyes flushed with anger, and he almost knocked over the milkshake cup before going out. This matter has probably been posted on the forum by the good people who eat melons. If they stay here, they are walking in the school these days There will definitely be all kinds of onlookers again.

Xiaopang also knows that he can't do anything to Fang Mi, Fang Mi has a lot of brain-dead fans, today he punches Fang Mi, and tomorrow he can't be sure that the lock of the dormitory will be pried, so although he is very angry, he still follows the mat. Tone dragged away.

After returning to the dormitory and boarding the forum, Xiaopang finally knew why Fang Mi came here today.

The two girls at the beginning couldn't hold back their affairs at all, and when they got out of the coffee shop, they publicized the fact that Lu Shichuan and Xi Yin met in the East District coffee shop to the forum.

Forget about the publicity, they even analyzed it based on their own assumptions. Fang Mi is a serious Internet addict, and that's how he must have seen it!

The two girls also wished Xi Yin and Lu Shichuan a good result in the post, saying that the couple's CP is very good, and they celebrated for a long time that the two of them can meet each other, and some rainbow farts about the two people's perfect match After blowing it up, I almost sent them to the hotel out of my own pocket, which is a typical bad thing with good intentions!

Two little girls who love to share melons messed things up indirectly, and the follow-up process was posted on the Internet by other alumni. A good 'blind date' suddenly turned into a love triangle, and the one involved was the one who was robbing people Fang Mi, who has never tasted defeat.

The fifth round of gourd competition kicked off, and the long-awaited melon-eating crowd suddenly boiled up.

The author has something to say: Take back what I said before, I can’t bear to see this, so hurry up and turn around, there are many pitfalls after that, thank you for reading and goodbye.

From an autistic new frog.