brother look at me

The next few days were an endless loop. Except for his sore body and a chatty friend, Shen Ze didn't catch anything, not even the promised hot bath.During the period, he was trained countless times by the instructor, unable to distinguish between left and right, not in the same rhythm as others, and turning around... Whenever you fall into despair, God will always open a window for you. Finally, he survived to the end of the military training one day.

"Students, today is the last day of military training, and it's time for you to hand in your answer sheets in the afternoon. Before that, let's think of a slogan and shout it out with momentum during the queue performance in the afternoon!"

"Study hard, train hard, unite and forge ahead, and strive to be first-class!" shouted a boy wearing ultra-thick glasses.

"Make progress every day, with a will like steel, and work together to create brilliance!" Another girl with a ponytail shouted.

"Do you have Baidu installed in your mind? You don't have any ideas at all. I'll give you one!" Pei Cheng straightened the brim of his hat confidently, and said emotionally: "Grade one and two classes, if you don't get the top three, you will be beaten violently." Referee, come to fight if you refuse to accept."

Instructor: "..."

All students: "..."

Shen Ze: "...you are fucking sick."

Pei Cheng: "Isn't that a bad slogan? What a rhyme! If you don't win the top three, beat the referee violently, this sentence can't scare the people on the rostrum to pee, how imposing!"

In the end, everyone unanimously set the slogan as the most clichéd sentence in Baidu's first article, and no one was willing to agree with Pei Cheng when he said the dragon's cry.

The freshmen who participated in the military training in the first year of senior high school all stood in line on the back playground and performed a queue demonstration.

"The slogan of this class is too tacky."

"Is the slogan thought of with your feet?"

"Isn't this the same as what the class shouted just now?

……

"If you want me to say, you should use my slogan, it's magnificent, they are all weak."

"Your one? I'm too embarrassed to call out without a [-]-word self-criticism."

The military training ended in the words of the leader, and Shen Ze returned to the poor dormitory for the last time, packed his luggage and stood beside the bed, lost in thought.

"Hey, what are you thinking?" Pei Cheng patted him on the shoulder.

"I'm thinking about what the students who come here for military training will look like next time."

"I don't know, I'm definitely not as handsome as me anyway."

"Damned narcissist, who talked to you about your appearance? I said their mentality, would they be like me... What the hell, I'm telling you, idiot." After finishing speaking, he walked away irritatedly.

"Hey, how can you say half of what you say? What's wrong with your mentality, let's finish talking!"

Idiots, of course, are desperate, fat house-style despair.

After Shen Ze got on the bus, he never opened his eyes again. He was really sleepy, the bus was full of noise, but he was like an old monk in meditation.

"Elder, it's time to leave the seclusion, to the world."

Hearing this, Shen Ze snorted softly, stretched his waist, and looked at Pei Cheng with confused eyes.

"You... What do you see me doing? Get out of the car."

"Oh."

Shen Ze felt like a zombie in an apocalyptic movie, unable to think, and could only act by conditioned reflex.He was standing on the playground with a suitcase on his face expressionless. He really couldn't lift his spirits. He only felt that his hair was damp, as if it was raining.

"Elder Shen, we will retreat later. It's raining, so let's not watch the scenery here." Pei Cheng propped up a transparent umbrella on top of his head, and spoke to him slowly.

"Oh."

"No, you're old, what are you, you're so boring. Forget it, where is your home?"

"SY Technology Garden."

"Yo, fate is wonderful, we live in the same community, what unit do you have?"

"three."

"I two!"

"I think you're pretty good too."

"Why are you taking advantage of the chaos to rob!"

"I don't understand your farts."

……

Just like that, the two dragged their suitcases in the rain, bickering, and romantically walked to the bus station and returned home.

"Elder, I'll give you the umbrella, and I'll carry it."

"Stop pretending to be Dong Cunrui with me, my third unit and your second unit are short of an umbrella?"

"No fun, I won't be able to find a girlfriend in the future!"

"Then I'll find a boyfriend."

"Oh, this is the first time I've heard of your problem-solving idea."

"Goodbye."

"Hey, don't forget to send me the game account when you get home, let's play together!"

"understood."

When Shen Ze returned home, he couldn't wait to run to his big bed. The moment he fell into Simmons' thoughts, his life had reached its peak.However, the peak of bliss is always short-lived, and a crisp WeChat notification sound woke him up.

"Elder, are you playing games?"

Shen Ze stared at that WeChat message in a daze, and had already gone through a hundred ways to murder in his mind.

"I'm tired, wake up and call again."

Then throw the phone on the table and turn it off.

It was already eleven o'clock in the evening when Shen Ze woke up. For a jet lagged person like him, now is the perfect time to play games.

"Little brother, do you play games?" There were luggage on the ground that I hadn't packed in time, and the trash cans were full and I didn't have time to empty them, but these didn't affect the elder's eagerness to play games, so he sent Pei Cheng a WeChat message with great interest.

"Call, give me the account number."

Shen Ze stared at the phone in a daze. He didn't expect that person to reply to WeChat at this time. Could it be that he was waiting for him to play games?He casually sent his ID to him, came back to his senses, agreed to the friend request, and pulled him to start duo.

After three rounds of shopping, Pei Cheng's incredible voice came from the headset.

"I can't call you elder anymore, I have to call you brother Shen, this operation is too awesome."

"Brother Pei, this is just the tip of the iceberg of brother's strength."

"Okay, I'll take it. If you have time, let's line up alone. I'll go to bed first."

Shen Ze looked at his phone, it was already 12:30, and he quickly replied "Yes".

"Good night."

"You... often go to bed so late?"

It was from Pei Cheng.

"Didn't you just sleep now?" Shen Ze replied.

"I usually go to see Duke Zhou in my dreams at this point, it's different from you!"

"Then what's going on with you today? Are you...playing games with me?"

"Nonsense, didn't we agree? When you wake up and play games, who knows that you slept until eleven o'clock in the middle of the night?!"

"Then you won't wait! Who insisted on making you wait for me!"

"I'm happy, I'm going to bed and I'm sleepy."

Shen Ze was a little dazed, this person was quite trustworthy, he really couldn't promise him casually in the future, anyone else would take their farts seriously.No matter what they were talking about, they could start arguing. Thinking of this, he smiled helplessly, and he didn't want to continue playing games, so he turned around and packed his luggage.

It's weird, the stuff is obviously the same as when I went there, why does it look so awkward now?

The quilt and bed sheet were bundled into two balls and stuffed into the box, and the change of clothes, underwear, and various medicines were all messily entangled.Shen Ze lifted the balls with his sleeve, his distaste was written on his face, he suddenly admired himself, he was able to successfully pull the box stuffed with a few balls back then.

After Shen Ze threw everything into the washing machine, he looked at the sleeves of his pajamas in distaste, threw the pajamas in as well, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

After three days of rest like this, it was time for the school to start.

"Brother Shen, let's go together."

"Where are you?"

"Downstairs, can I go up and help you carry your luggage?"

"Get out, I'm not a little girl, I'll go down after I finish changing."

In fact, Shen Ze doesn't even bother to use social software, his mobile phone is just an electronic brick for making and receiving calls and watching news.But after getting acquainted with Pei Cheng, he turned on his mobile phone more and more frequently, even surpassing his wife - the computer at one point.

He carried his luggage and walked down, not to mention, it was really heavy, after all, it contained half a month's daily necessities.

"Come on, I thought you were making clothes upstairs."

"Crazy, go away."

"You blow up when I make a joke, why are you so irritable?"

"I do not have."

"You have it, you have it! You were so vicious just now!"

"... straighten your tongue and speak."

"Don't you like this type, straight?"

"roll."

The two quarreled with each other until the school, Shen Ze always felt that he was sent by heaven to play tricks on him.