brother look at me

The embarrassing composition appreciation session is just a seasoning for the boring high school life. Shen Ze spends most of his time studying, tortured and happy with mathematics, and Pei Cheng is also struggling with English persistently.However, the effect is not significant, Shen Ze still doesn't know how to ask for those functions, and Pei Cheng still can't tell the difference between Price and Prize.

Young people in the new era will not give up easily. Even if they can't learn, they still have to pretend to work hard, so that they can successfully deceive themselves: I have worked hard, but I am not talented enough.

Shen Zesheng flipped through the math book without love, making perfect use of the rare art class time to numb himself.Of course, in his brain, mathematics occupies a smaller place than the toilet, so he had to ask for help from the master of numbers——Pei Cheng.

"You can't even draw a tree, just pretend to be a talented art student, and help me see how to solve this problem." Shen Ze never showed mercy to Pei Cheng's pretentiousness, and he would do whatever he could.

"Handsome guy, there are problem-solving ideas at the bottom of this math book, you can just read it yourself, don't need me to explain, help me see if this question is chosen D."

Plastic love really can't stand the ravages of learning.

Shen Ze watched as Pei Cheng pushed over an English workbook, on which there were all wrong answers except for the stick figure, and a trace of despair appeared in his heart.

"Brother, there are only three options for this question, you choose D?" Why don't you choose E?Shen Ze swallowed the second half of the sentence, and kindly saved Pei Cheng some face.

"Ah, is it? I didn't pay attention, so choose C, right?"

"C, your mother, have you read it? If you choose C for each of the fifteen multiple-choice questions, is there something wrong with your brain?"

"Keep your voice down, the teacher will hear it soon." Pei Cheng patted Shen Ze's back flatteringly.

Shen Ze now has the heart to strangle him to death. This person doesn't keep his word. He always prevaricates himself with the answer when he promised to teach mathematics. It's annoying to death.

Shen Ze turned away, ignored Pei Cheng, and was restlessly studying the math problem that was said to have a solution.He also knew in his heart that the questions in the math book were not difficult at all, but his brain seemed not to understand this, and he couldn't even see the flowers.

The research work continued until after school. Shen Ze felt that he was simply a natural scientific researcher. Although he hadn't researched anything, his spirit was commendable. He felt that he was a little crazy.

"If the y-axis intersected by the parabola is a positive semi-axis, then c>0..." Shen Ze started a new round of knowledge recitation on the way back to the dormitory, which gave Pei Cheng a headache.

"Where did you recite this?"

"Don't interrupt me, I know what's on my mind."

"Are you still angry because of what happened in the morning? I was wrong. I will teach you how to do it when you go back to bed."

After finishing speaking, she quickly placed a kiss on Shen Ze's mouth.

Sure enough, someone Pei knows Shen's psychology very well. He needs the king of mathematics to take him to fly, so even if he gnaws Shen Ze's mouth into a sausage, he won't be beaten.

"You idiot, who told you to kiss me?"

"Teach you how to solve the problem."

"Is one kiss enough? Do you want to come again?"

Sometimes, for the sake of your own future, you should give up some things, such as your face.

"Well, your proposal is good. I want to kiss you twice. You kiss me once, and I kiss you once."

Newcomers who try shameless behavior for the first time will always be molested by thick-skinned veterans. Shen Ze dawdly moved up to Pei Cheng's mouth and kissed him, then retreated with a flushed face. He kissed him with lightning speed, and even bit Shen Ze's lip in a wicked way.

Shen Ze felt that he should install a cooling system on his body, which is very useful for a shy player like him, in case of emergency.

He ran back to the dormitory quickly, his hands shaking with excitement, and he poked the key for a long time without opening the door.Pei Cheng thought it was funny, how could he still be so shy after kissing [-] times, he held Shen Ze's hand, and led him to open the door.Now Shen Ze wished he could act as an ascension to heaven. He couldn't explain why the reaction would be so big even if he held a small hand. Could it be that the soul was transmigrated into a girl who hadn't left the court in the feudal period?

"Little girl, should Master give you knowledge first or take a bath first?"

"Get out... get out, do the questions."

Shen Ze took a deep breath and took out an exercise book from his bag. He also felt that it was really overkill for Pei Cheng to explain the examples in the math book.Adhering to the idea of ​​taking advantage of the advantages, he turned to the most difficult question in the first unit, and told Pei Cheng that it doesn't matter whether you understand it or not, it is worth it if you have heard it.

"Here, tell me."

"I didn't see it, after a few days of training, our classmate Shen Ze has already raised himself to this level, awesome!"

"You are awesome, uncle, stop interrupting and talk quickly."

Pei Cheng put away his flattering smile, and reviewed the questions in a serious manner. He gesticulated on the straw paper for about 5 minutes, solved the answer, and began to explain to Shen Ze seriously, just like an old father who tutors his children with their homework.

Half an hour later, a bombardment of numbers completely drained Shen Ze. His mind was so blank that he even forgot the nine-nine multiplication table. He half-opened his mouth and looked at Pei Cheng with vacant eyes, almost drooling a few more times.

"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, you are usually so stupid, you become Einstein when you count the questions."

"Brother hasn't been a top student for many years."

Pei Cheng blinked at Shen Ze anxiously, and wiped off his drool that was about to drip.

"What's the matter? Tell me a question for you to become such a nympho? Don't be envious, I belong to you."

"Go to hell."

Shen Ze kicked Pei Cheng's chair away, pushed him into the bathroom impatiently, and started doing grammar questions by himself.For those who have learned all the points of English knowledge, it is a bit boring to do the questions alone, so Shen Ze created a new game - two people to do the questions.

"Stupid, can you hear me?" Shen Ze moved the chair to the bathroom door, turned up the volume and shouted to the people inside.

"Yes, what's the matter?" Pei Cheng also shouted at the top of his voice.

"May I ask you, how do you spell suitcase in English?"

"What box? Your box is broken?"

"No, let me ask you how to spell suitcase in English."

"Suitcase... s what t, case?"

"Wrong answer, next one."

"Don't mess with me, go out and..." The latter words were interrupted by coughing, probably because the people inside were choking on the water.

Shen Ze smiled, his goal was achieved, he stopped being a demon, and was ready to go to bed.

After a while, Pei Cheng came out with wet hair. He squinted at Shen Ze, twisted his neck artificially, as if declaring war.

"What are you doing?" Shen Ze asked wildly.

"After a fight, I choked on water."

"I think you have forgotten the heroic deeds of me beating up that stupid guy next door?"

"Fuck, I didn't forget."

Pei Cheng's lip service gained the upper hand, and he couldn't help but feel a little frustrated. He crawled onto Shen Ze's bed by surprise, snatched half of the quilt in a shameless manner, and lay down like an uncle.

It's over, I'm getting revenge, Shen Ze thought to himself.

"Go down."

"No, Brother Shen Ze, I want to sleep with you."

Shen Ze's stomach turned upside down, if his eyes could be used as a weapon, then Pei Cheng would have died several times.Although he said no, but he was not willing to really kick the person off, so he slept stiffly all night, waiting for dawn to fight back.