Sword and Magic and Clear Flow

The work of the liaison person is very hard. As a bridge connecting the two sides, one side has to be stimulated by the brains of the members of the action team, and the other side has to be exploited by the overtime work of the R&D team. of despair.

He will soon fulfill Hamburg's prophecy, and his hairline is so high that he can't even tie a ball head.

Before leaving the underground laboratory, he was stopped by another person——Yu Tanghai, this person was of inestimable value, with excellent physical fitness and extraordinary courage, he was also a mature and stable married person, with a high reputation among the players, a faint leader status, and a military leader. Commander Fang, Major Zhan, is about the same age, but even more imposing.

Xiaolu's expression eased a lot, and it is only reassuring to have such reliable members in the action team. "Hello, Mr. Yu."

"Hello." Yu Tanghai said: "My request is not easy to submit in writing, can I make it orally first?"

It's a trivial matter without writing, Xiaolu nodded: "No problem, just tell me."

"Can time travel pass with a condom?"

"……WTF?"

"Condoms, it's better to have a lubricant. Pislan mainland should be very backward in this regard, I don't worry about it." Yu Tanghai looked calm.

"Oh, you should submit it in writing. I have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

Go Tamar mature and sedate married person is an old bastard with a head full of dirty crap?Xiaolu, who had been single for 30 years, clutched his chest, and it came again, this heartache feeling... He would rather work overtime until he died suddenly, and being a satellite was more meaningful than doing condoms.

He swiped his face and entered the game system research room of the second-generation cabin. At a glance, he saw Team Leader Ji lying on the ground, surrounded by colleagues lying in disarray. His heart skipped a beat. If they weren't all wearing helmets, they almost thought everyone had died suddenly. .

"What's going on?" It's not yet one o'clock in the morning, and it's too early to relax now, Xiaolu patted the only assistant researcher who was full of energy and concentrated on his work.

Assistant: "Brother Lu, are you back? Don't worry, they're all sucking cats."

Xiaolu: "Suck... What do you suck?"

Assistant: "Suck cats, the virtual breed cats launched by Paraf Biotechnology, the effect of decompression is particularly good, one can start from 300 gold."

There is indeed such a wonderful company among the second batch of settled companies.

"I've been a little busy recently, everyone has worked hard. You should also take a proper rest, so as not to overwhelm your body." Xiaolu nodded and said.This little assistant has thick hair, which is the only remaining "oasis" in the entire research institute. He cannot be allowed to go bald at a young age like himself.

"Thank you Brother Lu, I don't work hard, and the work is very interesting!" The little assistant's eyes glowed with excitement, and he showed him his achievements: "The members of the action team have very novel ideas. Look, this is what I did according to their requirements. of!"

Several virtual holographic condoms are slowly rotating in mid-air, displaying color tastes and stretching effects in an all-round way. The patterns include threads, particles, and luminous...

Seeing Xiaolu's eyes tearing apart.

The little assistant is still asking for advice on the difficulties of production: "Condoms are also considered a kind of props, which are just like weapons and equipment. They disappear completely after exceeding the scope of application. It can be said that they are all disposable. Just throw them away after use. This no problem.

However, props are in the final analysis relying on the blessing of the system and materialized items, which will not cause attack damage to the system host. Not only will they not lose attribute data, but the physical body will not bleed, and similarly, they will not have defense capabilities.

So after making it into a virtual reality body, can it block the semen/fluid ejaculated by the player itself?And can the one who bears it feel the special surface effects such as threads?At present, our difficulty is how to make condoms, lubricants and other props directly affect the physical body, instead of only affecting the player's system attributes like game potions and food... Brother Lu?What’s wrong with you? "

"Don't talk to me, I want to be quiet." Who recruited this sand sculpture assistant?Xiaolu was so upset that he chose to close his eyes and listen, put on his helmet and lay down on the ground.

There are no cats, only pet hedgehogs, whether it hurts your face or not, just make do with it.

Three months later, the player group ended their struggle in the sea of ​​books and questions, and all members went for an outing to the real sea... No, it was practice.

The members of the action team submitted a variety of application forms, some of them had more than one, and the number was huge. To filter out unreasonable and impure content, and to combine the efforts of various departments of the entire research institute, what can be done within three months is limited.

The first is the issue of energy.

In the Peaceful Continent game, in addition to the blood and blue bars that are blessed by attributes, players also have an equal energy bar for everyone. Generally, no one pays attention to this. Players will count carefully.

Every time you use functional props such as intimate secrets, ride horses, repair equipment, drink potions, tear mobile scrolls, write formulas on design drawings, plant and breed by yourself, collect and capture in the wild... all will consume different amounts of energy points, while using skill scrolls Aggressive behaviors such as attacking, throwing poison gas bottles, etc., and manual creation activities such as sewing, forging and alchemy consume extraordinarily much.

This setting is for the balance of the game. If there is no limit, the studio players will collect all the materials in the whole continent, and the krypton gold players can also drink unlimited potions in unlimited battles, and even bring a thousand high-attack skill scrolls. Singled out the group boss.

After the energy is cleared, the backpack and life skill bar will be locked. You can only wait for a slow and natural recovery, and the upper limit will be reached after 24 hours.

After loading the virtual reality game system, the energy bar is equivalent to a storage battery, which is used by the player to use the materialized props approved by the system. After being cleared, it will extract the magical energy in the air from another world to restore it, and it is also full for 24 hours.

The research and development team used the materials available in the game to make a low-end armored vehicle, and the energy bar of the testers was emptied the moment the underground simulation laboratory was started.In the same way, all kinds of thermal weapons, mechs, drones, satellite launches... are useless. If the entire magic game system is overthrown and redesigned into a sci-fi game system similar to "Defense of the Earth" - it will be a protracted big game. The project is completed, but it is not sure whether it can be integrated with the other world.

Now only relatively free officers and soldiers are cooperating to try out new props.While expected, the explicit recognition of this issue is somewhat disappointing.

The bushy-haired assistant researcher presented the new achievement in a grand manner: "Armored vehicles are no good, but small suspension motorcycles are no problem. You see, the experimental results show that one energy bar can travel 1 kilometer!"

Major Zhan Wensong gave him a look of caring for the mentally retarded: "Do you know how much energy it takes to ride a horse for a day?"

Assistant: "..." Damn it, I'm working overtime for nothing.

Team leader Ji He also felt a pain in the head: "You don't sleep every night because you are doing this?"

"Hmm, chirping." The little assistant shed sad tears and squatted in the corner of the wall in aggrieved manner.

Everyone: "..."

Xiaolu: "Go and rest first, after a good sleep your mind will be clear."

After driving away the unreliable assistant, Xiaolu took out a new prop for everyone to try: "This is the most successful virtual reality product in this period of time - multi-functional detection glasses. It can be used as ordinary goggles and supports various For biological imaging, warm-blooded animals use conventional thermal imaging, and other species can use biological magnetic field induction. In addition, it can also detect radiation, rare metals, hidden energy, etc., but the consumption is relatively large, so it is not recommended to turn it on for a long time."

"If I get this thing earlier, I can dominate the arena!" Shi Liuming couldn't put it down, "No matter where it is hidden, I can find it at a glance..."

"No, this is a product specially made for rescue operations. It can only be used in Pislan. I will never allow cheating behavior that disrupts the balance of the game!"

Shi Liuming looked left and right: "Hey, who is talking?"

"Xiaolu! Pick me up!" Wang Shu, who is 1.1 meters tall, yelled stubbornly in the crowd of officers and soldiers who were generally 1.9 meters high.

Xiaolu obediently picked her up, supported her with his arms for three seconds, and put her down again with an embarrassing expression.This is not an ordinary child, but a humanoid AI with an astronomical cost. Professor Zhang's father loves like a mountain, and his "daughter" Wangshu weighs like a mountain.

Wang Shu pursed her lips, her small expression was full of displeasure.

"I'll come, I'll come." Major Zhan lifted the child up and rode it on his neck.

Wang Shu suddenly occupied the commanding heights, with a wide field of vision, overlooking a circle - these people are all my Imperial Forest Army, helping me find the Supreme Emperor...

She continued: "The second is the issue of materials. Thermal weapons and mechas are not only unable to supply energy, but the materials they use cannot be approved by the game system and realized, and integrated with another world. Also, the game The commonality of props is that they only affect the panel properties of the system host, not the physical body."

"So, the condoms and lubricants you want can't be made. After all, they can't block semen/fluid and lubricate the human body. These two props are meaningless. You'd better find materials to make by yourself after time travelling. Conditions are created, simple things like lamb cecum, or extracting natural latex from rubber trees, the content of this aspect can be compiled into an e-book for you to enter in your portable system..."

Adult words such as "condom" and "sperm/semen" kept coming out of the six-year-old girl's mouth, and all the people present petrified.

"If you can find Professor Lu Yunzhe Lu, things will be much easier. He specializes in materials science, and the production of polymer hydrogels is all pediatrics. It is safe, non-irritating, and intense pleasure..."

No, this child is definitely not the mascot of the institute, everyone's cutie... Team leader Ji was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe, and fell to the ground clutching his chest.

"Group leader Ji?" Wang Shu panicked for a moment, quickly scanned the state of human organs before relaxing. "Hmph, get up, a bald old man is still playing Xizi's heart, everyone is watching, don't be ashamed."

Xiaolu and another researcher quickly supported Team Leader Ji one by one. To be honest, they couldn't stand it anymore. "Wang Shu, let's put aside the materials first, don't we have more important things to release?"

"Yes, yes, let me tell you about the new functions of the system..." Team Leader Ji said in a flustered voice.

"Okay. We have also added a reverse storage function, that is, the items in the Pislan continent can also be extracted from the entity in an instant, transformed into virtual reality, and put into the backpack without restriction. It can be used like the game's own props, beyond the scope of application. Then it will disappear completely.

But the local potions and other things over there must be different from the formulas in our game, and the specific effect after transformation cannot be guaranteed. This problem is up to you to experiment and solve it yourself. "

"Let me ask on behalf of everyone." Zhan Wensong, who had just opened his mouth and closed his mouth to lubricate Wang Shu, felt uncomfortable, and now the embarrassment finally eased, and asked: "The detection glasses are all on, rare equipment Can everyone have one? In this way, HP, mana, and normal attack damage can also be increased a lot."

"Okay, I won't limit everyone in this aspect, and the research institute will do my best to guarantee the help I can provide." Anyway, it was used in a different world after traveling in the past, and Wang Shu became very talkative.

At present, the most high-end rare equipment in the Peace Continent will not disrupt the balance. As long as the game system is approved and compatible with other worlds, it can be used normally.

"Let me talk about this reverse storage system again. Since the entities in that world are also restricted by the system after they become props, you should not use this function to store the condoms in your backpack after you make them. In that case, it will not be able to block the host's semen/fluid..."

A group of people continued to be chaotic in the wind.

Only Gu Qinghe listened very seriously.The training for the player group was intense and time-consuming. Since enjoying the night of receiving the license, he hadn't had sex for three months.

There is nothing crueler in the world than a newlywed couple sleeping together on the same bed.