Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

A beautiful boy must have many little secrets.

Zhou Jin has understood this truth since he was a child.

"I found out that Jin Dagui is hiding everything."

After observing Jin Dagui for almost a month, Zhou Jin came to the following conclusions.

Jin Laiduo also went on a blind date with Jin Dagui on the IPAD: "Why is it so well hidden?"

Zhou Jin said: "I seriously doubt that Jin Dagui opened a harem."

"Opening a harem?" Jin Laiduo raised his head from the front of the iPad, "Jin Dagui, this cowardly cat, actually keeps a harem. Are you blinded by X Ma Wen?"

Zhou Jin sat down on the sofa: "Haven't you ever wondered what his dolls are for?"

Jin Laiduo said: "Didn't you say that, what's wrong with girls playing with more toys? Besides, Jin Dagui doesn't like playing with toys."

Zhou Jin said: "But last time I found out that Jin Dagui is very possessive of these little toys. When I touched them, he would bark his teeth at me. It seems that these little toys are not ordinary to him."

Jin Laiduo said: "He also has a strong desire to monopolize canned food. Maybe you just met his estrus period. He is especially fierce during the estrus period."

Zhou Jin said: "It's not the estrus period, it's normal time."

Jin Laiduo put down his IPAD: "Don't speculate about Jin Dagui casually, he is just a kitten, and the kitten is also very uncomfortable when it is in estrus, how can you say that he took the initiative to drive a harem."

Zhou Jin said; "So what is he going to do?"

Jin Laiduo said, "Of course it's for fun!"

Jin Laiduo felt that it was probably because Zhou Jin sucked too much cat hair that he made such a logical inference.

Jin Dagui is really too timid. There are many people who come to Jin Dagui for a blind date. The parents of the other cat girls are attracted to him, but the cat girls don’t like Jin Dagui. Not only do they look down on him, but they even threaten him , the fiercer cat girl immediately got her paws, and Jin Dagui was so scared that when he encountered a foreign cat, he just hid in the den and couldn't come out.

"It's too cowardly."

Jin Laiduo squatted in front of the den in grief: "Dagui, look at your beautiful face and fluffy fur. I didn't think I wanted to leave good genes for you, but you turned out to be so disappointing."

Jin Dagui: "Meow~"

Jin Laiduo: "Meow, meow, the last family will come to your door in a few days. If you are still beaten, then I will take you directly to Kacha."

Jin Dagui: "Meow~"

Anyway, he could only meow, Jin Laiduo curled his lips, stood up and planned to leave, when he got up, he happened to see a small dinosaur at his feet, bent down to pick it up, and planned to stuff it into Jin Dagui's nest.

"Meow!"

Jin Dagui jumped out of the nest suddenly, the hair on his body exploded.

"Well?"

The room is usually cleaned by the aunt. Jin Laiduo seldom cleans Jin Dagui's room, and even less touches these small toys. This is the first time I see Jin Dagui blowing hair because of small toys.

It seems really a bit fierce?

Jin Laiduo squatted down again, watching Jin Dagui carefully.

Jin Dagui hides back in the nest again cowardly.

"Am I blind?"

Just now he said that Zhou Jin was blinded by X Ma Wen, and now Jin Laiduo found that he seemed to be the same way.

"Let's go to sleep for a while."

Jin Laiduo said to himself, cats are much more simple than humans, how could a kitten do such things as fine division, he felt that he was delusional.

Until a few days later, Jin Laiduo's friend came to the door with the cat.

Jin Laiduo’s friends said that their cat sister was timid, so they brought her siblings along with them. Both were Jinjila, and the cat brother had already been sterilized.

Jin Laiduo said: "Let them stay here for two days. I have a lot of space here, and there are many places to hide. It can give them a sense of security. After they are familiar with the environment, they can come and get acquainted with Jin Dagui."

Jin Laiduo was friendly to the guests, and specially asked Jin Dagui to change a room for the guests to live in.After getting acquainted with each other for two days, the two cats did not move their paws when they met, but Jin Dagui was scared without any suspense and hid under the sofa and could not come out.

"Look at the character design your father gave you, where is the boss of the cats who opened the harem?"

Jin Laiduo lay on the ground and meowed and called Jin Dagui, but Jin Dagui couldn't come out, and when Zhou Jin was at the side, he greeted the cat girl. The cat girl was also a cowardly cat. Seeing the sofa, he immediately got in, and happened to meet Jin Dagui who was hiding under the sofa, and was so frightened that Jin Dagui screamed.

Jin Dagui was also taken aback, and curled up under the sofa.

"..."

Jin Dagui is over.

"Who would have thought that the only cat that is not cowardly is a father-in-law?" Zhou Jin didn't become a cat girl, but Zhou Jin started to pet the little cat. Compared with the two cowardly cats, this male cat seems to be generous .

Jin Laiduo stood up dejectedly: "Okay, let's send the cat back tomorrow, a cowardly cat is destined to have no sexual life."

Jin Laiduo made an appointment for a neutering operation for the pet hospital. He is a frequent visitor to the pet hospital. The nurse told him that there was a campaign recently launched, free of one for every three cats. Jin Laiduo wanted to wait for the cat sister's owner to come tomorrow, and discussed together to gather another cat and have it neutered together.

"It's the last night, let's get along well."

Jin Laiduo still didn't give up, thinking that someone might be around, so it was not convenient for the two cats, so he quietly opened the door of the room at night, intending to let them contact each other privately.

Jin Laiduo had this matter in mind, and he didn't sleep well at night. In the middle of the night, he suddenly heard continuous cat meowing from the corridor, and quickly woke Zhou Jin up.

"Brother Jin, Brother Jin."

Zhou Jin opened his eyes in a daze, and stretched out his arms to hug Jin Laiduo: "What's the matter?"

"Is the sound outside a bit indescribable?"

"The cat's name is X Chun."

Zhou Jin missed his body, buried his face in Jinlaiduo's neck, and took a breath of the fragrance of his shower gel: "Go to sleep, don't worry about it."

"I can't sleep, I'm going to have a look."

Jin Laiduo lifted the quilt, intending to get out of bed to take a look, but Zhou Jin pulled him back again: "Don't meddle in other people's business, no one wants to be peeped on private matters like this, and cats are the same, come and sleep. "

"No, I have to go and have a look. If it really matches, I have to ask the owner of the cat girl to pay attention."

Jin Laiduo was obsessed with Jin Dagui's sex life, Zhou Jin couldn't persuade him, so he had to get out of bed and put on slippers, and went to the next door with Jin Laiduo to have a look.

Seeing this, the two of them dropped their jaws in shock.

As Jin Laiduo wished, this time Jin Dagui finally stopped being cowardly - not only did he not cowardly, but he also acted majesticly.

He first rode on the little dinosaur, and when he saw another cat, he jumped at it immediately.

Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo didn't know whether they should stop Jin Dagui or let him pursue happiness.

The two hesitated for a moment, seeing that Jin Dagui had won.Another cat, the more I look at it, the more I feel something is wrong.

"Brother Jin, look at the other cat, is it sister cat?"

"Well, it seems not."

"I don't think so either."

After several months of tossing around, Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo finally discovered Jin Dagui's little secret - this beautiful male cat that Zhou Jin once recognized as a female cat actually doesn't like the little female cat.

But the cat girl still huddled together and hid behind the door.

Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo looked at each other, and hurried forward to stop this indescribable scene.

"I thought I was playing butter and reading a book."

"I must take Jin Dagui to Kacha."

Jin Laiduo was heartbroken: "I didn't see eye to eye with Sister Mao, but I raped her elder brother. How can I explain to the master?"

After waking up the next day, Jinlaiduo started to contact his friends in the cat friends group, asking them if they would like to participate in the activity of "full three minus one".

The group of friends said that this activity has been going on for a long time, and those who want to be neutered have already made up the order, and asked Jin Laiduo to find other cat owners.

Jin Laiduo also asked the owner of the cat girl. The owner of the cat girl said that she would not sterilize the cat girl for the time being, but she thought of a way for Jin Laiduo to send the stray cats in the community to be sterilized, and then send them to Small animal protection station, depending on the situation, release or seek adoption.

"I think this will work."

After Jin Laiduo worried about Jin Dagui's important affairs, he started a new round of busy work. He bought cat traps from the Internet and planned to send stray cats to be neutered.

"It's annoying to cry when spring comes. It's good to send her to be sterilized."

Zhou Jin kindly reminded: "There are no stray cats in our community."

Jin Laiduo said: "There are neighborhoods next door."

Enthusiastic, he contacted the aunt who often feeds cats in the neighborhood next door, and planned to catch a few stray cats together for sterilization.

Unexpectedly, after squatting in the neighborhood next door with a cat trap for a few days, I saw a lot of cats, but I didn't catch any of them.

Jin Laiduo was stunned: "The stray cats here are all relatives?"

"Even if you are relatives, you can't greet them as soon as you come up and want to arrest them for sterilization."

The aunt who often feeds the cat can't laugh or cry.

When Jin Laiduo came here that day, he yelled at a group of stray cats: "Today I will catch two cats for neutering. Which kitten is so lucky?"

The cats who were feasting took a look at the cat cage in Jinlaiduo's hands, and ran away with a "meow".

Only one white cat was left, staring at Jin Laiduo stupidly.

"You are the one!"

After staring at this little white cat for a week, Jin Laiduo finally caught it, and then made a deal with cat friends found in the group, paid for two cats, and sterilized three cats.

This little white cat has a friendly personality. After communicating with the Small Animal Protection Station, Jin Laiduo planned to find an adoption for the little white cat. The Small Animal Protection Station posted the information on the adoption day.

As a result, the owner of the little white cat came to the door when it was hung up.

"God, my darling, I finally found you."

The old lady hugged the little white cat in her arms, while stroking the little white cat's fur, and then touched the root of the tail, hey, why are the balls deflated?

"Did you sterilize Mimi?"

"Yes." Jin Laiduo happened to be a volunteer, and he rescued the little white cat, so he patiently explained to the old lady: "Sterilization is something responsible for cats and the environment. It just so happens that there are activities in the pet hospital. After three years and one free, we will sterilize Xiaobai."

The old lady was already very upset about the neutering of the little white cat, but she was even more upset when she heard that it was free of charge for three times, as if her cat was given as a top-up gift.

Jin Lai worked as a volunteer for one more day. He was tired and hot. Then he met an old lady who came to find fault with her. She had a bad temper. The two argued several times over the matter of sterilization.

"It's because you didn't sterilize him that Xiaobai ran away."

"You not only sterilized the cat with the owner's consent, this is an irresponsible behavior!"

"Xiaobai is a stray cat."

"He's not a stray cat, he's Mimi!" the old lady said, "And you, I know you, and I know your partner. If you like it so much, I'll give you something nice!"

The old lady was so unreasonable that Jin Laiduo went home straight away, and Zhou Jin coaxed him at home for a while before coaxing him well.

"It's not easy to do good things." Zhou Jin said, "Just send it to Kacha and it's over. Why do these troublesome things."

Jin Laiduo said: "She not only quarreled with me, but also said that she knew me and you, and wanted to send me good things."

Jin Laiduo said angrily; "I'll just wait at home and see what good things she brings."

Unexpectedly, what was sent to Zhou Jin's studio was an advertisement for a male x-ray hospital - ligation surgery, two people traveling together, one person free of charge.

"..."

After listening to this magnificent history of Jin Dagui's sterilization, Ning Wan told the story to fans during the live broadcast in the studio.

The fans' focus was all wrong: "Is there really a sterilization operation where three minus one is deducted? Two people go together for a ligation operation, and one person is exempt?"

"There really are." Ning Wan not only said, but also took out the advertisement sent by the old lady.

"Wow, Duobao did a good deed and got sprayed, aren't you angry?"

Ning Wan covered her mouth and smiled: "I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well."

The camera cuts to the sofa in the back. Jin Laiduo is lying on the sofa, and Zhou Jin is sitting sideways on the sofa to coax him.

"Don't be angry, she sent an advertisement to ask us to have a ligation, should we just go?"

"She speaks too much!"

"Yes, yes, she is arguing!"

"No return on a good deed!"

"This is exceptional."

"Does she think we are cats? Can cat neutering be the same as human neutering?"

"You're not a cat, you're a little chicken."

"I'm really angry about this."

"Don't be angry, what do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you."

Jin Lai thought for a while: "I want to eat three mice."

Zhou Jin didn't react for a while: "???"

Is it true that Jin Laiduo was cursed by the old lady as a cat, and then the cat possessed him?

"Okay." Zhou Jin coaxed Jin Laiduo, there is no upper limit, "I'll buy you three mice."

Jin Laiduo waited and waited at home, and finally the three mice he handpicked—three hamsters—came.

Jin Laiduo: "??"

At first, Ning Wan didn't realize what the three mice were, and it was only when the fans reminded her that she realized that Jin Laiduo wanted to eat the three squirrels.

In the end, Zhou Jin really bought three hamsters.

Ning Wan almost laughed: "Shushu is so cute! How can you eat Shushu!"

Jin Laiduo said, "Brother Jin, tell me what image I have in your heart."

Zhou Jin put the three hamsters who were desperately stepping on the rollers behind the sofa with a blank face. He knew that Ning Wan was broadcasting live, and he did not hesitate to share his life with fans. As a result, he and Jin Laiduo's daily sand sculptures were once again exposed. life.

"Send fans."

"Don't give it away." Jin Laiduo said, "Good things come in pairs. I was worried that I would not have Jin Dacai. Three of them happened to come. The remaining two will be called Jin Dajin and Jin Dabao."

After getting rich and powerful, there are three more rats in the family.

Zhou Jin asked: "There is only one human cub missing."

Jin Laiduo blinked, and was thrown onto the bed by Zhou Jin.

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The next article is "Don't Fall in Love with Villains", the copy is as follows——

The ascetic beauty Chong Li, who is depressed in her career, is stuffed with an interstellar romance novel full of indescribable content in the work materials by her colleagues. In the book, the emperor with the same name as him is noble, glamorous, holy and flawless, but in reality he is The tool used by the emperor to vent his anger was treated this way and that every night.

Chong Li, who had read the entire book, still didn't have any physical reaction, but he was full of anger for the lord of the divine court——

With such a good opportunity, shouldn't he unify the royal family of the gods, kick out the scumbags and attack the emperor, and sit on his own?

After waking up, the wish of the great beauty finally came true—he transmigrated into this book, became the prince of the imperial court who has not yet succeeded to the throne, and lay on the emperor's bed.

Chong Li, who saw the emperor for the first time, was in a panic: what happened, he was about to be raped.

Chong Li heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the emperor for the second time: It's okay, Emperor Zha Gong is still the crown prince, his hair is not even grown yet, and there is still a chance to counterattack.

Chongli listed the following development plans for the prince:

[-]. Let the prince become frigid.

Second, make the prince a good-for-nothing who only knows how to eat, drink and play.

[-]. Abolish the crown prince, unify the imperial court and the royal family, and unite the government and theocracy.

Fourth, eunuch the useless prince and keep it by his side as a toy.

Prince who watched coldly: Hehe, as long as you are happy.

The interstellar space, the royal court is divided into courts, careerists vs careerists, the story of a cold and beautiful woman who wants to turn the prince into a good-for-nothing, but in the end the prince still turns into a human (qin) scum (shou).

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