Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

This kind of real person treasure hunting and vegetable hunting game is much more fun than hunting and cooking in Zelda. Jin Laiduo tasted a kiwi on the way back just now. It was sweet and sour, and he liked the taste very much.

There are treasures everywhere in the mountains, and Jin Laiduo just wanted to play with the big ones.

On the way, he specifically asked Little Bear how to distinguish poisonous mushrooms, and where there are more Ganoderma lucidum. Little Bear babbled a lot, but Jin Laiduo didn't understand. Living.

Just now he saw something that fit the characteristics of this sentence, the color was single, and the shape vaguely did not look like an ordinary mushroom. This large-scale RPG game gave him clues, and Jin Lai thought happily, maybe he would find out What rare species?

Thinking of this, his steps became lighter, and he followed the direction he saw and walked quickly.

When Xiao Xiong and the photographer returned to the foothold, the smell of rice had already permeated. Xiao Xiong threw a bag of persimmons on the ground and wiped his sweat: "I'm so tired."

"Thanks for your hard work."

Zhou Jin handed wet tissues to Little Bear and the photographer: "Where's Jin Laiduo?"

The little bear said: "That brother told you to wait, he will come over later."

Zhou Jin frowned: "Where did he go?"

The little bear said: "I don't know, wow, when it's almost time to get here, he said let me tell you, let you wait, he will be back soon."

The photographer came back with Little Bear. Seeing Zhou Jin worried, he said, "It's okay, he didn't go far."

"No, I'm going to find him."

It is in the mountains, and I don’t know if there will be any wild beasts. Zhou Jin was also worried that Jin Laiduo was exhausted or lost his way. After thinking about it for a while, he said to Little Bear; "Little Bear, please show me the way, I will go Get your brother back."

"No, I'm so tired."

"Can I carry you on my back?"

"I'm so hungry too..."

Zhou Jin said; "When my brother comes back, we will cook right away, and there are fish. We caught fish in the stream just now."

Little Xiong pursed his mouth and reluctantly agreed: "Okay."

He took Zhou Jin back along the way he had just arrived, and the photographer quickly followed. Before he had gone far, he saw Jin Laiduo standing under a pine tree not far away, with his butt pouted, not knowing what he was doing .

"Golden lot!"

Zhou Jin finally let go of his heart, walked over and kicked Jin Laiduo's ass lightly: "Didn't I tell you to stop running around, what the hell are you doing?"

"Shh-"

With a shovel in one hand, Jin Laiduo raised his index finger to his mouth, turned around and said to Zhou Jin, "Be quiet, I found an unknown fungus."

He learned the method of picking matsutake from the Internet, carefully peeling away the fallen leaves and pine needles around him, and then gently picked up the black unknown object from the root with the tip of the shovel.

Zhou Jin asked, "What kind of fungus?"

Jin Laiduo said: "I don't even know about the unknown fungus, it looks quite unique."

Seeing his serious face, Zhou Jin thought he had discovered some treasure, but the thing was a black mass, and it didn't look like a mushroom: "Could it be Tai Sui?"

Both the photographer and the little bear leaned over, and the photographer took a close-up of the thing.

Then, this unknown fungus, which Jin Laiduo had given high hopes to, was broken by the little bear's yelling.

"Oh my god, isn't that wild boar poop???"

"..."

The piece of wild boar dung that Jin Laiduo scooped up carefully like a gold jewel fell to the ground with a bang.

"Impossible! How can wild boar poop tasteless!"

Jin Laiduo had an expression of disbelief; "It's tasteless at all, and it's quite light!"

"Because it has rained and been exposed to the sun, it's done!" Little Bear slapped his nose in disgust, "There are so many good things in the mountains, why do you have to pick up shit?"

Jin Laiduo's neck was red: "I...I...will there be wild boars here??"

Little Bear said, "Yes, but they don't come out very much during the day, they only come out at night, and they are afraid of people."

Jin Laiduo said: "How come this wild boar is like a cat, and also bury its excrement?"

Little Bear said, "Because you need to cover your whereabouts, you have to defecate here, and you have to bury your shit."

"..."

Zhou Jin and the photographer on the side laughed so much that they almost sat on the ground.

Jin Lai was so angry that he said to Zhou Jin, "Why are you laughing, didn't you just say that you are Tai Sui?"

Zhou Jin held back his laugh: "I didn't see you being so serious, so I said something casually."

"I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to eat."

Jin Laiduo threw the shovel on the ground, Zhou Jin picked it up for him, followed him and asked, "You don't want the small shovel for growing strawberries?"

"threw."

Yo, angry.

Zhou Jin put the shovel into a plastic bag: "Actually, it's nothing. You shovel shit every day anyway at home. It's okay to shovel shit in the wild."

"What shovel shit?"

Ning Liyan, who came to inquire, was at a loss, Zhou Jin held back his laughter and said nothing, Little Bear replayed the scene just now vividly, and Ning Liyan also burst out laughing.

"I said it was a shovel shovel. Your little fat chicken didn't believe it! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Little Xiong said, "There is still Tai Sui."

"God damn Tai Sui hahahahahahaha."

Ning Liyan deliberately ran to that place just now, and took a photo of the piece of wild boar poop that has many honors.

"What a good material, it's Tai Sui again, and it's a mysterious mushroom. I like the people's livelihood program on Channel [-] the most. I've already thought about the title. "Mysterious objects suspected to be Tai Sui found in the reality show of well-known actors and their spouses" The expert shook his head and expressed speechlessness "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Zhou Jin was unhappy: "Have you laughed enough?"

Ning Liyan didn't laugh enough, he was about to die of laughter.

"The two of you are a perfect match. Living together is so much fun. Just now, I was still talking about quantum mechanics and studying strong markets in a serious manner. Now I am studying mysterious fungi and Tai Sui. How many programs can be cut out of the material of a reality show? Hahahahahaha."

The photographer said: "Can you stop laughing, I want to laugh when you smile, I can't even take a picture."

"Stop laughing, stop laughing, let's go and eat."

Ning Liyan walked back, walked a few steps and turned around and asked, "Aren't there any black mushrooms among the mushrooms you picked up today?"

"No."

Ning Liyan said: "That's good, otherwise I really can't eat anymore."

Zhou Jin said; "Stop eating your self-heating box lunch?"

Ning Liyan said: "I deserve the credit for catching the fish. I want to eat grilled fish with pine milk mushrooms."

The pine milk mushroom that Jin Laiduo and Xiaoxiong picked up is a yellow umbrella-shaped mushroom with a round umbrella body, just like a chess piece in chess, which fits the chess pieces in the key word chess.

"This kind of pine milk mushroom roast meat is very delicious. We ate a lot when we came to check out the place last time. Unfortunately, it is not easy to preserve and cannot be planted artificially."

The braised rice was ready, and a group of people sat down, eating kiwi fruit, and waiting for the fish to come out of the pan.

Ning Liyan wanted to give the self-heating box lunch to Xiao Xiong, but Xiao Xiong stopped eating, drooling and waiting for the fish in the pot.

Jin Laiduo asked, "Is it okay if you just put the bean paste in?"

Zhou Jin said: "No problem, there are so many Sichuan restaurants on the street, the secret is Doubanjiang."

Ning Liyan said: "No wonder you brought bean paste and fermented bean curd. Even if there is no food to eat, you can still have a meal."

Zhou Jin said; "Anyway, the little fat chicken won't be hungry."

"He will not treat himself badly. He ate half of a bag of kiwis."

Zhou Jin took the half-peeled kiwi fruit from him: "Don't eat it, be careful of stomach acid, if you like it, we'll pick some more later and take it home to eat at night."

"it is good."

This trip to the mountain was very rewarding. Not only did they bring back ingredients, but they also picked a lot of wild vegetables and fruits. When they returned in the afternoon, Zhou Jin kept some of them to eat for himself, and the rest were sold at a stall near the crowd center.

The surrounding villagers heard that there are stalls for filming shows here, and the selling prices are cheap, so they came to buy them one after another.

In less than half an hour, the mountain goods were sold out, and it was not yet three o'clock in the afternoon when the two closed the stall.

Because the other guests had already found the wine and flowers, and it was still early, the two used the money from selling vegetables to exchange bayberry wine and pumpkin flowers. They happened to meet other guests on the way and divided some of the wild fruits give them.

The guest said: "When we were in the vegetable market, we heard that you were going to pick pine milk mushrooms. We planned to go too, but we were delayed in drinking at the vegetable market. Uncle Chen said that the weather will change in the afternoon. If it was going to rain, we didn't go."

The female guest said, "I don't know if the pumpkin pie is okay, it's also round, like a chess piece."

His partner said: "It should not be possible. There are no pumpkin pies sold here, and they are not a specialty."

Zhou Jin said: "It's okay, besides chess, isn't there also Go?"

The man suddenly realized: "ok, thanks, Brother Jin, I'll treat you to dinner next time."

Zhou Jin smiled and said, "If it's convenient for you today, you can also come to our place for dinner."

The four chatted for a while, and the other party left satisfied. Jin Laiduo asked Zhou Jin, "Why did you remind them?"

Zhou Jin smiled and said, "It's just a little effort."

Jin Laiduo said: "You are too bad a person. Originally, everyone had their own plans, but in the end you managed a few things, which put pressure on the other guests. They insisted on following your footsteps. You When they find that they can exchange for special products for secondary processing, they also go for special products. You say that pine milk mushrooms are like chess, and they are also looking for yellow and round things.”

Zhou Jin said; "This is called psychological suggestion, and didn't I help them jump out?"

Jin Laiduo asked: "It's still so early, shall we find poetry and qin?"

Zhou Jin hugged him: "No, let's go buy flour, meat and chicken, and go home to make tofu skin buns and ground pot chicken."

Jin Laiduo said, "Aren't you really looking for it?"

Zhou Jin said, "I won't look for it anymore."

Jin Laiduo asked, "Why?"

Zhou Jin said: "Because I don't know what is more like poetry and piano."

Jin Laiduo said, "Then what should we do?"

Zhou Jin said; "Tonight there is an opportunity for 9 people to talk on the phone, and then we will follow the host's words."

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