Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

"..."

Why did this virgin man who couldn't even find his place want to inspect the goods so confidently?Does he understand?Will he?Don't you know best whether you did it or not?

Jin Laiduo felt angry when he thought about last night.

"I do not."

Jin Laiduo raised his head, both of them froze for a moment.

They never looked at each other from this angle.

Seen from this angle, Jinlaiduo is like a plump peach, waiting to be bitten.He has a slapped face with white skin, a raised nose, pouty lips, and slightly drooping puppy eyes raised up, giving him the feeling of acting like a spoiled child on purpose.

Zhou Jin kept staring at him, and then was followed by Jin Laiduo.

Zhou Jin has a good physique, deep contours, and no dead ends in 360 degrees. Jin Laiduo also knows that he is handsome. He is handsome in front of the camera and in real life, but in his mind, he is never handsome for less than three seconds—this person will be pissed off when he is sculpted in sand. .

But now he lowered his head slightly, and the condescending angle made Jin Laiduo see another Zhou Jin.

He can probably understand what the fans said, standing where thousands of people look up to, but only staring at you.

Both hearts beat a little fast.

Just looking at each other, Jin Laiduo could feel that Zhou Jin quickly took him off with his eyes.

He refused again, but this time, with a small voice, it sounded like he was coquettish: "Don't take it off."

This appearance killed Zhou Jinmeng.

Zhou Jin thought he was being shy, so he lowered his head and kissed Jin Laiduo's lips: "Then just kiss."

"Ok."

Jin Laiduo opened his mouth obediently, and with the intention of not hurting each other because they are both virgins, he calmed down the confrontation for the time being with a kiss.

This was just the beginning. All the switches in the house were removed, and Jin Dafa was instigated not to wear slippers, and even sent random messages on Weibo last night. Jin Laiduo decided to have a good talk with Zhou Jin.

He first forced Zhou Jin to change all the switches at home, Zhou Jin was still reluctant, and asked him to hand over Weibo to Xu Zhong, and he was even more reluctant.

Jin Laiduo ran to complain to Xu Zhong, and Xu Zhong called to persuade him.

Xu Zhong persuasively persuaded: "If you don't want to change the switch, I can call an electrician for you, but you must give me your Weibo account password. Do you know how many people stared at you when you posted about that old Wang last night? You don't want to make trouble, just stay quiet for a year, at most two years, when you transform and don't need to rely on fans, you two will divorce—"

"Who said we were going to get a divorce?" Zhou Jin took his mobile phone and walked to the window sill, "We have a good relationship and get along well, why do we want a divorce?"

"Haven't your relationship always been good?"

"I'm talking about that kind of relationship, the kind with a de facto marriage."

"? De facto marriage?" Xu Zhong was stunned, "When did it happen?"

The development was so fast that Xu Zhong's brain couldn't keep up: "That day at the hotel?"

"last night."

Xu Zhong patted the table: "No wonder you were going to turn off the switch yesterday. Is it easy to get things done when the lights are black?"

Zhou Jin said: "It's not necessary at all, the little fat chicken is so obedient, kiss as soon as you say, super cute."

"..."

Zhou Jin said again: "I won't say much about this kind of thing, private matters, you just need to know, don't talk about divorce in front of me in the future."

Xu Zhong said: "Didn't you say it yourself at the time, even if your popularity plummeted, you quit the industry, starved to death on the street, you didn't have a de facto marriage with Jin Laiduo?"

Zhou Jin said: "From a mathematical point of view, the inverse of this proposition is like this - if you have a de facto marriage with Jin Laiduo, your popularity will not plummet, you will quit the circle, starve to death on the street, mathematical theorems can be proved Mascot, hurry up and take it home."

"..."

Zhou Jin said: "Anyway, you are not allowed to propose a divorce in front of me. Whoever proposes it will turn your face. Let alone, I will move the bedroom tonight. I am busy."

Xu Zhong: "Hey, whether it's true or not, first give me the account password—"

Zhou Jin hung up the phone directly.

Jin Laiduo went to feed the birds, and when he came back, he heard Zhou Jin bragging. He asked, "Which bedroom are you moving?"

Zhou Jin said, "Of course it's moving to your bedroom."

"no!"

"Then you move here, but my bed is small and inconvenient."

"Don't even think about it."

Zhou Jin took out the smart switch in his pocket: "It's okay, I will let you move here obediently."

"...Believe it or not, I kicked you out. This house is written in my name alone, and it is pre-marital property."

Zhou Jin said: "You won't kick me out, I'm your husband, without my body, you'd still be a virgin today."

Jin Laiduo looked dumb: "? You say it again??"

Zhou Jin said: "I won't say much about this matter, just be clear in your heart."

He stretched out his hand to grab Jin Laiduo's shoulder: "Little fat chicken, let me tell you—"

"No, no, this matter must be clarified." Jin Laiduo said, "You and I were safe last night, you didn't give a physical body, and I'm not a little virgin who bid farewell to being single and cried with joy."

He thought Zhou Jin was talking nonsense, but seeing Zhou Jin's expression, he suddenly realized that maybe Zhou Jin wasn't talking nonsense—that's what he thought.

Zhou Jin stared at Jin Laiduo's face for ten seconds.

"Really not?"

"No."

The atmosphere was momentarily awkward.

Zhou Jin's mobile phone suddenly heard a series of WeChat notifications, which eased the awkward atmosphere at the moment.

He took out his mobile phone and saw that Xu Zhong was actually giving out a red envelope, which said congratulations to Zhou Jin, 27 yuan per person, which couldn't be more obvious.

The employees of the studio followed Xu Zhong and set off firecrackers. Ning Wan beat the gongs and drums, and gave out another red envelope, wishing Zhou Jin an early birth to a son.

"Fuck, I knew Xu Zhong had a big mouth." Zhou Jin cursed in a low voice.

"What's up with him?"

Jin Laiduo came over to take a look. He felt itchy when he saw the red envelope, so he ordered one for Zhou Jin.

"Don't order it!"

He can still pretend not to be online if he doesn't click it. Now that he clicks it, a group of colleagues are clamoring for the boss to send red envelopes.

Zhou Jin looked at Jin Laiduo silently, and Jin Laiduo was flustered by his staring.

"No... didn't you brag?" Jin Laiduo felt that he should be the one who was angry, "Is it me who bragged about the broken loan? What can I do?"

Zhou Jin said, "Just lie down."

Jin Laiduo refused.

As good as Zhou Jin's kissing skills are, the skills in that area are as bad. That day he pressed Jin Laiduo to poke and poke, which left a deep psychological shadow on Jin Laiduo, let alone the phrase "find the navigation", It was a double blow to Jin Laiduo physically and mentally.

Jin Laiduo disagreed, and Zhou Jin had no choice. He thought it was a matter of letting nature take its course. Jin Laiduo liked him and never rejected him on this matter, no matter whether it was at the hotel that day. He was still drunk that day, and he had the impression that Jin Laiduo had always been very cooperative.

Today, Jin Laiduo's face is clearly marked with the words "refuse to have sexual intercourse".

But the fire bubbles at the corner of his mouth clearly didn't mean that.

The relationship between the two was slowly warming up, but they ran aground on this matter. Zhou Jin was also a little anxious. He secretly asked Xu Zhong, and Xu Zhong said, isn't your lonely mouth called the Emperor Kiss?How did you get your kissing skills, just learn how to do it.

He just said it casually, but Zhou Jin really remembered it.

Zhou Jin is smart and hard-working. Although his proficient kissing skills are indeed learned from those idol dramas, his experience in watching movies and daily observation and study of couples still gave him a lot of help.

He bought several films online, and watched and studied in his room every day. He did this behind Jin Laiduo's back.

Jin Laiduo thought to himself, is he too obvious?

No matter what, rejecting a man with poor skills will always bring some damage to the other party's self-esteem.

Zhou Jin doesn't like to kiss him anymore.

Jin Laiduo decided to slow down his attitude.

When Zhou Jin was making breakfast, he took the initiative to approach him for a kiss. Zhou Jin just kissed him briefly on the lips, and then went back to cook.

Jin Laiduo thought to himself, it's over, Zhou Jin won't be hit and become cold.

He tried to kiss Zhou Jin again after taking a bath, and Zhou Jin actually gave him a close kiss.

Jin Laiduo asked his colleagues, who said, "I don't know either. I'm an outsider, so it's not convenient for me to talk about this kind of thing, and I have no experience."

"What should I do?"

The colleague said; "I will introduce you to someone later, you can add it, and you can chat."

Jin Laiduo said, "Okay, okay, thank you."

This colleague was Jin Laiduo's life-saving straw. Jin Laiduo waited all night, and finally someone added him.

This name is Daji Dali, and the head is a Bodhisattva, with a middle-aged and elderly style of painting.

Jin Laiduo hesitated before adding it. He ran to his colleagues and asked if he could discuss the privacy of his boudoir with middle-aged and elderly people.

A colleague said: "What's wrong with middle-aged and elderly people? So many andrology specialists are middle-aged and elderly people."

Jin Laiduo said, "But this is a psychological problem."

The colleague said: "Coincidentally, he is also a psychiatrist."

Jin Laiduo asked, "Is he a psychiatrist or an expert in andrology?"

The colleague said: "If you hope that he is a psychiatrist, he is a psychiatrist. If you hope that he is an expert in andrology, he is an expert in andrology."

Jin Laiduo said: "...Schrödinger's andrology expert."

The colleague said: "Hey, you still know Schrödinger, you can also talk to him about this, he understands."

For the first time, this reliable colleague made Jin Laiduo feel unreliable.

But now there is nothing he can do. He is really afraid of Zhou Jin's mental state. After all, he is such a proud person. He can be angry whether he watches the film or not, not to mention hurting his masculine dignity.

He added this expert and respectfully called him the Great Teacher.

Daji Dali said, "It's really cute."

If he only looked at the first four characters and ignored the head portrait and name of the middle-aged and elderly people of the great teacher, he would think that the great teacher was flirting with him.

There was a flash of doubt in his heart, and then he was dismissed by a document sent by Daji Dali.

The great teacher actually sent him a small paper on same-sex marriage and sexual life.

The author has something to say: I lost some manuscripts and re-wrote

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