Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

Zhou Jin never told anyone about his marriage, including his agent.At first he always thought it was a trivial matter, and he could just find time to get a divorce, but later he realized that it would not be easy to procrastinate on such a trivial matter, so he decided to call Jin Laiduo to settle the matter.

Therefore, the two got in touch again, made up the itinerary, and finally decided to log out on Zhou Jin's birthday. Jin Laiduo was filming that day, and drove more than 200 kilometers to Yungou County at [-] o'clock in the morning. It turned out that Zhou Jin had something to do that day , released Jin Laiduo's pigeons, the two had a big fight on WeChat, and broke up unhappy.

After the quarrel, Zhou Jin began to regret it again. He was also confused by Jin Laiduo's "won't you call in advance? If you don't call, it's wrong. The apology is also useless. If the apology is useful, what should the police do?" In a fit of rage, he scolded Jin Laiduo's dog. Jin Laiduo protected the dog and was mad, and ignored him again.

If he knew it earlier, he would have released the water, and Zhou Jin's intestines were full of regrets. When the two of them were still elementary school students, he knew how to release water when they quarreled. Why did he lose his memory when he got older?

Is it because Jin Laiduo is not as cute as when he was a primary school student?

Zhou Jin watched "Love Lianliankan" in the dressing room for a few days, thinking it was still pretty.

He started sending messages to Jin Laiduo every day, saying good morning in the morning and good night in the evening, and put Jin Laiduo's WeChat at the top.

Checking in at the airport, resting for activities, he would look at his mobile phone when he had nothing to do, and even took two more pictures of cats and dogs for Jin Lai, in order to prevent outsiders from seeing him, sneakily, like having an affair on WeChat.

He guarded the assistant, the staff, the paparazzi, but not the bastard.

One of his unknown only fans, Qin Xiaoxue, saw a new picture on WeChat after he fought against all kinds of fans. Zhou Jin was looking at his phone on the ferry.

"Brother didn't go to VIP today?"

"Not leaving."

"Today's organizer can die."

"Fortunately, the ticket was changed temporarily, or it was a ferry car followed by the plane, my brother is such a miserable man."

"Wait a minute, the text on this WeChat seems to be enlarged."

Sharp-eyed fans spotted it.

"Crack, it's really possible!"

Qin Xiaoxue couldn't wait to enlarge the photo, and on the WeChat news page, put the three characters "Jinlaiduo" on the top.

The following message is: "If you think about it, just tell me, how long I will wait for you, I swear, I will wait for you this time."? ? ? ? ?

The WeChat group exploded.

"Who is Jin Laiduo???

"Who is Jin Laiduo?????"

"Who is Jin Laiduo???????"

Last night's "Love Lianliankan" is being replayed on TV.

Qin Xiaoxue's mother, Aunt Zhang, was sitting on the sofa, chanting noodles while chanting: "Duobao is the number one date, why don't you think about it, hey, can you complain to the TV station, such a good-looking child, always Mess with people—"

"..."

Qin Xiaoxue was shocked.

Others may not know Jin Laiduo, but Qin Xiaoxue is too familiar with it.

If there are traffic stars among middle-aged and elderly people, then Jinlaiduo must be the only one.

Since the revision of Shengxing Broadcasting and TV Station, the fashion life channel has leapt up and become the rating champion of all terrestrial channels. The three major programs with the theme of love and marriage are "Fortress of Love", "1314 Lover's Bridge" and "Lianliankan of Love". And self-produced local drama, it is a leader in ratings.

After the leaders of Fashion Life Channel went to various places to study, they used the method of satellite TV to create famous mouthpieces, and created Jin Duobao, a local top star. He will be a guest in "Love Besieged City", adjust various wonderful couples, and Went to "1314 Lover's Bridge" to participate in a blind date, and was also a resident actor of "Love Lianliankan". It can be said that his appearance saved the crisis of the fashion life channel being suspended.

The leader said this when selecting people: "First, people must be good-looking, and they must be popular with the audience. Aunts and uncles like good-looking children. Let them have a sense of substitution. Third, the script, especially Jin Duobao's script, must be full of controversy so that it can be topical. Let the old men play chess and drink tea, and the old women have something to say when they dance the square dance. Fourth, we We need to open a WeChat public account to guide controversial topics, and we need to encourage viewers to retweet Moments.”

The beauty is strong and tragic, the audience is popular, the script is controversial, topical, and the official account has a rhythm.

This leader is simply awesome, he must be an asshole.

But these are all afterthoughts. Jin Laiduo, a middle-aged and elderly person, has already been cultivated. Qin Xiaoxue's mother, Aunt Zhang, is Jin Laiduo's mother fan, and her mouth is my Duobao.

"Mom, do you know what Jinlaiduo's WeChat avatar is?"

Qin Xiaoxue knew that her mother had added Love Lianliankan and Jin Laiduo's audience, so she would definitely know.

Aunt Zhang kept staring at the TV: "My daughter, hurry up, my daughter."

"what happened?"

"Give me the remote."

"Mom, I have a question for you. Do you know what Jin Laiduo's WeChat profile picture looks like?"

Qin Xiaoxue was also in a hurry, she wanted to make sure if it was a Jin Laiduo.

"I asked you to take a remote control and you didn't take it!" Aunt Zhang frantically turned out the remote control on the coffee table, pressed it back to play it upside down, and then paused.

Qin Xiaoxue saw her mother put away her chopsticks, trot to the TV with her reading glasses and squat down, and looked carefully at the screen of Jinlaiduo's mobile phone on the high-definition TV.

"Xiaoxue!!! What's the name of the one you like, who played the role of the policeman in Shengxing's past—"

"Zhou Jin!"

"Yes, Zhou Jin, did he celebrate his birthday last Thursday?"

"yes--"

Qin Xiaoxue and Aunt Zhang looked at each other.

"Are they together?"

"Duobao WeChat is talking about a marriage certificate."

Qin Xiaoxue was going to faint, they were filming for an illegitimate meal, and Jin Laiduo was filmed by the show's photographer, is this show so casual?Didn't you change your WeChat account when filming?

Aunt Zhang said: "Last Thursday, I was late for the shooting of Duobao, and we said we were going to celebrate someone's birthday. We joked in the group about whether we had a date. At that time, your Auntie Chen said that she seemed to be a star, and said that star He Duobao is a child, but I can’t remember the name, and we are still checking the encyclopedia one by one in the group, oops, if you didn’t enlarge the WeChat just now, I don’t know how to do this..."

"..."

Also check one by one, you guys are really idle.

In any case, it was about Zhou Jin, and Weibo quickly exploded.

The column hotline of Shengxing Fashion Life Channel was also blown up.

The girl who answered the phone was ashen-faced: "It was only three years ago when Jin Laiduo was playing Immortal Dance for the first time. I received so many calls, and the aunts all said that we were discrediting the character."

"I dare not even open WeChat!"

"There are too many messages on the official account, and the background is stuck!"

"Where is Jin Lai Duo, what is Jin Lai Duo?"

The column producer trots in.

"Jin Laiduo doesn't work here, are you confused?"

"Isn't he coming this morning?"

A male staff member said: "I know where!"

"Hurry up, he can't get through the phone!"

The male staff member didn't even pick up his work badge, so he ran downstairs to Master Chen's Red Oil Noodles and caught Jin Laiduo who was eating the noodles.

"Quick, come back to the stage with me—"

"Wait a minute, I'm almost finished." Jin Laido took a sip of Vitasoy, then immersed himself in the noodles, while picking out the membership card in his pocket, "Brother Jun, don't you want noodles, I'll treat you. "

"I still eat noodles!"

Brother Jun blushed anxiously, dragged Jin Laiduo and ran away.

With a mouthful of noodles in his mouth, Jin Laiduo was shaken by the ground: "My noodles, my noodles—"

He struggled away with all his strength, went back and picked up the noodles on the table, before he went to get the Vitasoy, he was caught by Brother Jun like an eagle catching a chick, he picked up the Vitasoy on the table with one hand, and pulled Jin Lai with the other. Run too much.

The aunt of the noodle shop chased after her: "Duobao, Duobao."

"Auntie—" Jin Laiduo took the noodle bowl and ran in small steps, afraid of accidentally spilling the noodle.

"Remember to return the bottle and bowl after eating!"

"it is good--"

The girl from Fashion Life Channel leaned against the window and silently took pictures of this scene.

"Another good material." She sighed at the photo in the SLR, "Duobao is so popular."

"The other party is even more popular." Jin Laiduo's colleagues were worried. Zhou Jin's fans are notoriously crazy, not to mention that CP fans from all walks of life have been fighting vigorously recently. live rake.

On the other hand, Zhou Jin's team also had a headache.

At first I thought it was just an acquaintance, but Zhou Jin honestly admitted that he had received a marriage certificate.

Let alone the marriage certificate, it has been three years.

Recently, Zhou Jin made another popular movie. The co-actors were bound up intentionally, and the CP was hyped happily, which aroused the dissatisfaction of Zhou Jin's other CP fans.

Ning Wan, the publicist of Zhou Jin's studio, said: "I want to suck blood from you. I was worried that I couldn't find a star to work with stably. Now I happen to have one. She looks good and will be a good pair with you. There is no team. As a demon, the other party is quite well-known in the local area, oh my god, where did this little angel come from, the cute peach in the world, the third stunning beauty between moonlight and blood..."

"...Sister, can you uninstall the 66 keyboard?"

Ning Wan held Zhou Jin's mobile phone: "Remind me, I will give you the next one, and we will post more similar Weibos in the future."

"dream."

Zhou Jin looked sullen: "I know what you want to persuade me, just three words-impossible."

Ning Wan said: "Okay, I am the best at making the impossible possible."

Zhou Jin stood up with a "boom", and pulled his hair irritably: "In short, it is absolutely impossible for me and Jin Laiduo to share the same bed."

"Then what are you going to do? Admit to a fake marriage? Say you got married to buy a house? Are you planning to be caught and named? Waiting for your popularity to plummet?"

Zhou Jin was stubborn: "What is a plummeting popularity?? Even if there is no show, quit the circle, go bankrupt, starve to death on the street, I will never have a de facto marriage with Jin Laiduo!"

Ning Wan raised her legs, holding a long and thin cigarette in one hand, and beckoned to him with the other: "Old Wang, sit down, Old Wang, you make me dizzy."

Zhou Jin sat down angrily: "What old king?"

Ning Wan leisurely blew a smoke ring: "That old king who is really fragrant——Zhou Jin, when did I say that I want you to share the same bed with Jin Laiduo? I'm afraid that's what you think in your heart." .”

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