Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

Jin Laiduo, who was still angry, was slapped in the face again on the spot.

"I want to divorce him!" Jin Laiduo was furious, "Is there such a person?? It's the first time! But it's not the first time!"

The colleague asked: "What's the matter?"

Jin Laiduo handed the phone to his colleagues: "Look, he hasn't posted on Weibo for a few days, but he gave fans and me a surprise as soon as he did. Did Dafa offend him? Will he be called Pharaoh? Or should I be?" Did you offend him? Even though I was working with the business down there, he actually hit me in the face in front of the fans?"

Pharaoh?

There are quite a lot of people called Lao Wang these days. My colleague stroked his chin and studied it carefully. This Lao Wang should be the Lao Wang next door, not the really fragrant Lao Wang, let alone the Lao Wang in a sudden sexual life.

He kindly comforted: "Duo Bao'er, don't be angry, the husband and wife are fighting at the end of the bed, he is jealous."

"And look." He pointed at Zhou Jin's face, "I feel like he drank a little wine?"

"You can't be crazy about drinking alcohol."

Jin Laiduo knew that Zhou Jin was not a good drinker, so he never drank alcohol outside. He took the phone in a fit of anger, looked at it carefully, and found that something was wrong with Zhou Jin, so he reluctantly calmed down.

"I've finished recording my voice, and I'll come over tomorrow for post-processing." Jin Laiduo was worried that if he waited any longer, Zhou Jin would post some messy things on Weibo again, so he packed up and planned to leave.

"Relax, go back and have a good talk with him." This colleague is the only same-sex marriage among Jinlaiduo's colleagues. He is in a long-distance relationship and has an age difference. He is a good hand in managing marriages. I registered with my husband in the first year of [-]. At that time, the general environment was not good, how to run a same-sex family, and how to avoid flash marriages and divorces. Everyone made a lot of efforts. When I went to register, they even sent me teaching materials."

The colleague looked through the computer, but couldn't find it for a while: "I'll look for it when I go back, and I will send you when I find it."

"Thank you."

This colleague has always cared about Jin Laiduo, and Jin Laiduo is embarrassed to say that he doesn't need it. He thinks they really don't need it. Divorce is easy for them, just apply for a certificate. There are more and more, and the golden father and golden mother are getting more and more involved in the drama, not to mention that the two still have a common partner. Whoever proposes divorce now is the number one big idiot.

Jin Laiduo had no choice but to go home first.

It is already past eleven o'clock in the evening. Before going home, Jin Laiduo called Zhou Jin and asked him to delete Weibo, but he didn't answer. Zhong Zhoujin’s account deleted that Weibo, Xu Zhong said that he had seen it a long time ago, and was worried that fans would suspect that their marriage had broken down. Feel inappropriate.

He originally planned to change it, but Zhou Jin actually changed the Weibo password.

"I was going to call you just now." Xu Zhong was also anxious, "Hurry up and go back to persuade him. We can't persuade Young Master Zhou, so it's up to you."

"Persuade him?" Jin Laiduo was gearing up, "I won't persuade him, I want to wake him up."

He parked the car in the garage, then went to open the door, looked up, the lights were all off.

Drunk and fell asleep?

Jin Laiduo thought hehe, this time I really want to wake you up.

He opened the door, touched the lamp, and called Jin Dafa.

I have raised Jin Dafa for several years. This golden retriever can't look after the house, and can't be cute. The only skill is to pick up slippers.

As a result, when he touched the wall, he couldn't touch the switch. He called Jin Dafa, but he didn't hear Jin Dafa's movement.

"Big hair??"

Jin Laiduo touched the wall again, up and down, and he was horrified to find that the place where the switch was turned into a socket.

"??"

Jin Laiduo wondered if he had been drinking too. He lived in the house for many years, and he could tell the difference between the south, east and north with his eyes closed. Why did the switch turn into a socket? ?

"Big hair! Jin big hair!!"

Jin Laiduo barked a few times, and the sound of chewing and Jin Dafa's heavy breathing came from the air. Jin Dafa was in the living room, but he just ignored Jin Laiduo.

A creepy feeling surged into Jin Laiduo's heart. He was afraid of the dark in the first place, and it was such a big house, and the furniture he was usually familiar with was pulled into ghost shadows by the lights outside the window at this moment.

Jin Laiduo took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight, and glanced at the wall first, only to find that the switch had turned into a socket, and then followed the sound to illuminate it. Jin Dafa turned his back to him, as if he was gnawing on something.

"What are you doing!"

Jin Laiduo was furious, kicked off his shoes and walked over barefoot: "Are you going to scare me to death?"

Suddenly the lights came on.

Zhou Jin leaned against the back of the sofa, and Jin Dafa lay beside him. He carefully turned his head to look at Jin Laiduo, then turned back carefully, and continued to eat the beef without any guilt.

"It's so fierce, little fat chicken." Zhou Jin held Jinlaiduo's floor slippers in his right hand and shook them twice, "I would like to announce to you on behalf of Old Wang that no one will pick up slippers for you when you go home."

"...Bring me my shoes!"

The floor on the first floor is not fully covered with carpet, and it is not time to use floor heating. It is still a bit cold to step on the ground with bare feet.

Jin Laiduo wanted to go over and grab the slippers, but suddenly his eyes went dark, and the lights went out again.

He didn't expect that the light could be turned off again, and he didn't stop his rush, and fell into Zhou Jin's arms.

Zhou Jin originally wanted to run with his shoes, but he drank alcohol, his mind turned quickly, but his body was not good enough. After the lights were turned off, he didn't move, and Jin Laiduo came to throw him into his arms.

If he had the savvy to coax Jin Laiduo now, and then knelt down to help him put on his slippers, maybe this cold war would be over.

However, Zhou Jin is a lonely brain, so he raised his hand back and threw the slippers away.

"Old Wang, put the slippers in the bathtub."

Zhou Jin was actually quite proud of his operation: "Little fat chicken, in order to let you go home early and develop the habit of not calling Lao Wang the first sentence when you enter the door, I replaced all the switches in the house with sockets, and I also talked with you." The old king said yes."

He took out a smart switch from his pocket, pressed it, and the light came on again.

"..."

Did Zhou Jin drink fake wine? ?

Jin Laiduo stared at him dumbfounded, Zhou Jin raised his hand, and pointed around the living room: "All the switches, hiccup, yes, you will be late when you come home, you, I know you are afraid of the dark, come home late You just have to go to my room to take a shower, and then sleep with me."

"..."

Jin Laiduo felt that he should be angry, but now, he just wanted to say something awesome, and then worried about the safety of electricity at home.

This person was drunk and could remove all the switches in the house?

"I've got to call an electrician right away."

Electricity safety is a major issue, and Jin Laiduo didn't care about Zhou Jin, a drunk. He took out his phone and wanted to call the property to find an electrician, but Zhou Jin hugged him.

"I was able to dismantle the air switch at home when I was ten years old." Zhou Jin said, "You don't even think about your brother, I was going to join the national training team. Dismantling the switch is a trivial matter. If you like it, I will give you the house." You tear it apart."

Accompanied by this sentence, he didn't know whether to say a threat or a courtesy, the lights went out again, and Jin Laiduo's eyelids twitched accordingly.

"No, no, no, I don't like it." Drunkards are not scary, and technical nerds are not scary, but drunk technical geeks are a little bit scary. Jin Laiduo quickly stopped Zhou Jin's dangerous thoughts, "This The house was bought for tens of millions, and now the value has doubled, so don't be impulsive."

"Impulse? Oh, I'm not impulsive."

Zhou Jin asked: "Little fat chicken, do you think I'm an impulsive person?"

Jin Laiduo didn't dare to move, he quickly shook his head.

Zhou Jin was very satisfied with his answer. He stretched out his other hand and hugged Jin Laiduo, leaning his head on his forehead: "If I had been impulsive, you would have been mine long ago."

The bodies of the two were tightly pressed against each other, and Jin Laiduo's heart beat a little faster.

"……What do you mean?"

"I want to eat and sleep with you."

Zhou Jin's arms were a little hot, and his body smelled strongly of alcohol, and he didn't know how much he drank.

Jin Laiduo also smelled sour.After sniffing carefully, it seemed to be the smell of sour beans on Zhou Jin's collar.

This is a taste that reassures Jin Laiduo.

During the days when Zhou Jin lived in, Jin Laiduo almost never asked his aunt to come over for dinner. Zhou Jin knew how to cook, and also made pickles. A few days ago, he even pickled a bottle of capers. It's all for drinking today.

His body was getting heavier and heavier, and Zhou Jin's head was getting lower and lower, until it finally fell on Jin Laiduo's shoulders.

This drunk fell asleep just like that!

Zhou Jin was tall and muscular, and Jin Laiduo wanted to drag him upstairs, but failed after several attempts, so he simply let Zhou Jin lie on the floor on the first floor.

"I'm exhausted."

Jin Laiduo sat on the ground and panted for a while, planning to take a shower, he took out his phone and checked, there was still 50% of the battery left, enough to last through the shower.

There was a socket at home, and Jinlaiduo didn't plan to use it. He washed and changed into pajamas, carried a quilt upstairs, and covered Zhou Jin on the first floor.

Jin Laiduo squatted aside, staring at Zhou Jin's face for a while.

"Falling asleep is finally not so annoying."

And quite handsome.

The bridge of the nose is straight and the outline is deep. You can tell at a glance that it must be very refreshing to slap the face. Jin Laiduo continued to gear up: "You slapped me twice, and I slapped you twice. This is just a purchase and sale. Tomorrow We get up in the morning and eat together."

He rolled up his sleeves and slapped Zhou Jin's face twice, the chicken fluttered to the level of its wings.

"Let's go, I'm going to sleep."

Jin Laiduo stood up and planned to go upstairs to sleep, but someone grabbed his ankle from behind and knocked him down to the ground.

"Didn't you forget something?"

Someone came up from behind: "We still have to sleep together."

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