Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

sister in law? ?

Zhou Jin is an only child, and there is no brother who is less than a few years younger than him among his siblings, so this person in front of him must not be Zhou Jin's younger brother.

Jin Laiduo guessed that this person was a relative of the actor who played his boyfriend and gold master in "Love Lianliankan".Jin Laiduo had also met this kind of person before, and he got to know Jin Laiduo through his family relatives, all kinds of tricks were close to lip service, and he was terribly annoying.

Jin Laiduo looked at the man in front of him carefully, and felt that he looked familiar, but he didn't know where he had seen him.

In "Love Lianliankan", there are ten or eight boyfriends and benefactors in "Love Lianliankan". Brother-in-law and sister-in-law are even more of a strengthened row. They are usually sisters-in-law when chatting on WeChat or having dinner together in private. Brother and sister called, maybe they met once, but he couldn't remember who the man in front of him was.

Jin Laiduo asked, "Whose younger brother are you?"

The man asked: "What do you say?"

Jin Laiduo said, "How would I know if you don't tell me."

The man reached out to lock the door, put his hand on the door, and moved a little closer: "Sister-in-law, you can't take this joke."

Jin Laiduo said: "I am joking with you, and you were not the one who joked first?"

The man smiled and said: "I'm not married, people will think I'm stupid if I talk nonsense, and it's not appropriate for you to be married."

The bathroom was gloomy and cold, Jin Laiduo put on a coat over his home clothes, and was stared at by the man in front of him with wet and sticky eyes, feeling uncomfortable all over his body.

"I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." Jin Laiduo took a step back, putting his hands in the pockets of his coat, "You give in or not."

"Is it so uncomfortable to talk to me for a while?"

Jin Laiduo said, "Yes, my feet are uncomfortable."

He suddenly raised his foot, and stomped hard on the man's hand that was pressing on the door. The man was stunned for a moment, and quickly withdrew his hand, but he didn't expect it to be a fake move.

The man moved very quickly, and when Jin Laiduo went to open the door, he put his elbow against the lock before him.

"Can't you just talk? Why do you move your hands?"

"This is clearly a move."

While the man was looking down at his feet, Jin Laiduo suddenly stretched out his hand to hold the corner of the man's jaw. The man thought that Jin Laiduo was trying to tease him, but he didn't expect that Jin Laiduo hooked the mask under his chin like a slingshot. Pulling it away fiercely, and letting go, the black mask bounced heavily on the man's face.

"This is called hands-on." Jin Laiduo proudly withdrew his hand, quickly unlocked the sliding door, locked the man inside, and rushed towards the rest area.

The man was stunned, and it took him a while to come back to his senses. He took off the mask on his face angrily, threw it on the ground, and crushed it heavily with his feet a few times.

The human slingshot is quite fun, but unfortunately he doesn't like the appearance of this person.

Jin Laiduo was gearing up, thinking of Zhou Jin's handsome face, and then thinking of Zhou Jin who was queuing up for registration.

"Oops!"

Thinking of Zhou Jin, Jin Laiduo quickly took out his mobile phone and found that he had been away for almost 10 minutes. He could have gone back and forth in two to three minutes, but he was delayed by this annoying man for a few minutes.

He put on the mask and trotted all the way back to the rest area, but he didn't see Zhou Jin's people. He called and found that the signal was not good, so he just waited there.

Seeing that several people around were looking over, Jin Laiduo quickly lowered his head, pretending to be looking at his mobile phone.

The people around were still whispering, and Jin Laiduo lowered his head lower and lower.

Why didn't so many people know him when he came to the hospital before?

He was a little worried about being recognized, so he almost buried his head in his knees. After a while, someone pinched his cheek and pulled him out of his knees.

Jin Laiduo raised his head and met Zhou Jin's very displeased eyes.

"Hi."

Jin Laiduo knew it was his fault, and he wronged Zhou Jin again today, so he didn't even care about Zhou Jin pinching his face.He was pinched so painfully that he slowly stretched out his hand. Two fingers began to crawl along Zhou Jin's waist, all the way to Zhou Jin's hand, clamping his thumb, and pulling his hand from his own. Move your face away.

"follow me."

Many people around were watching them, and Zhou Jin couldn't hold Jin Laiduo's face all the time, so he took his hand and stuffed it into his pocket, and led him to the emergency room.

There have always been many celebrities who come to this tertiary hospital to see a doctor, but they all register for special needs, and there are only a few who line up to register like Zhou Jin.Zhou Jin is in good health. After he became popular, he almost never went to the hospital to see a doctor. This time the incident happened suddenly, and there would be no paparazzi and illegitimate children following him, so he thought it would be over after he put on the sunglasses and mask.But he forgot that "The Past of Prosperity" had gained him a lot of attention among the public, and he also forgot Jin Laiduo, a top-notch among middle-aged and elderly people.

The emergency room was on the west side of the outpatient building. Zhou Jin almost dragged Jin Laiduo to the emergency room, but two aunts followed him.

"Is it Duobao?"

"Yes, looking at the back of Yuanyuan's head, it looks like Jin Duobao."

Jin Laiduo also panicked, he asked in a low voice, "Will there be a lot of people around later?"

Zhou Jin said, "Just be honest."

The aunts were not as fanatical as the fans, and there were too many people in the emergency room. Zhou Jin led Jin Laiduo through the crowd, and quickly got rid of the two aunts.

Jin Laiduo listened to Zhou Jin very much. When Zhou Jin told him to be more honest, he really kept silent. The doctor who saw him was an older male doctor. Seeing that Jin Laiduo was so quiet, he didn't even recognize him. When I saw the registration slip, I adjusted my glasses and said, "Oh, it's you, what's the matter?"

Jin Laiduo rolled up his sleeves: "I was caught by a cat."

"Is it a pet cat?"

Jin Laiduo said, "Yes, I have been vaccinated against triple vaccines and rabies. Recently, I am in estrus, and my temper is quite violent."

The doctor treated the wound for him, asked about his history of allergies, and prescribed antiviral serum and tetanus for him. When Jin Laiduo heard that he was going to have a tetanus, he asked cautiously, "Can I not have a tetanus?"

The doctor was quite straightforward: "Not only do you need a tetanus, but you also need to do a skin test."

Jin Laiduo was restless.

He was afraid of injections since he was a child, and he could cry from the beginning to the end when he was infused with a bottle, not to mention skin tests and intramuscular injections. He has experience in reverse skin tests and knows that the emergency department can't do skin tests at night, and he has to go to the emergency department again The toilet, Zhou Jin carried him to the toilet, and then forcefully dragged him out of the toilet to do a skin test.

"Tomorrow! Do it tomorrow! It's getting dark!"

When Jin Laiduo thought about the needles of the skin test, his scalp tingled: "I will definitely do it tomorrow!"

Zhou Jin carried him to the injection room: "Who hasn't tried this trick? You know you can't do a skin test at night?"

"Brother Jin, I'm not allergic—" Jin Laiduo hoarsely said, "I'm really not allergic!"

A mother passing by was holding a little girl in her arms. The little girl had just had an injection, her little hand was on the back of her left hand, and she was crying, when she saw two masked men twisting together like twisted twists, she was terrified. I dare not cry anymore.

"Look." Zhou Jin held Jin Laiduo's arm with one hand, and clasped his wrist with the other, "The little girl who just walked past didn't cry, why are you crying like a man? Can you show some face?"

Jin Laiduo's voice was really crying: "Fuck, you still have the nerve to talk about me? Who is more shameless, you or me? You don't have any points in your heart?"

"Howling, just keep on howling."

Now Jin Laiduo is simply a grasshopper, Zhou Jin wished he could slap him to death.He let go of Jin Laiduo's hand, and flicked his hair irritably: "You want to be in the headlines tomorrow?? The famous actor Jin Laiduo passed out crying in the toilet because he escaped the injection?"

Jin Laiduo spoke confidently: "There is no one here!"

Zhou Jin said, "I'm not human?"

Jin Laiduo: "??"

Zhou Jin smiled and made Jin Lai's hair stand on end: "I also have a trumpet."

"……I do not believe."

Zhou Jin said: "You guys who eat public meals are good at infighting, so what do you think our entertainment circles are best at?"

"Tear X to force?"

This is why Jin Laiduo is convinced.

Seeing his heroic face, Zhou Jin felt a little pitiful. He said, "You are also an actor, why can't you use the imagination that an actor should have, and imagine that the injection is a happy thing."

Jin Laiduo said, "No, it hurts."

Zhou Jin said: "According to my research, the penis of the two men is also painful.

Jin Laiduo: "?? Why are you researching this—no, I'll get an injection, what do you mean by xx?"

Zhou Jin drew a butt in the air, and then drew a syringe: "The source of the pain is the circle of the ass. If you abstract the two movements, the difference is not very big."

"..."

Zhou Jin continued to teach Jin Laiduo: "There are many things in this world that I have never experienced, but if I want to perform this scene, then I have to find two things from the things I can touch. To experience that abstract feeling, and then slowly introduce my own feeling to another thing that I have not experienced before, and then slowly concretize it.”

"I'm against imagination."

"The connection view of materialism says that everything in the world is connected, as long as it exists, then I will be able to find the closest example from my side."

Jin Laiduo squinted at him and clapped his hands.

Just keep bragging, keep bragging until it gets dark, and I won't have to do the skin test.

Zhou Jin failed to get Jin Laiduo to succeed, and began to summarize: "Then, abstract the injection, gently take off your pants, and touch your buttocks with hands as soft as cotton, and you will cry and say you don't want to." , the nurse said it’s okay, it doesn’t hurt, and then something pushed against you, entered your body while you were not paying attention, and then injected liquid into your body, did you find the commonality?”

"..."

Jin Laiduo looked at him with disgust, and Zhou Jin said, "It's really useful."

Jin Laiduo said: "Come on, ghosts will believe you, isn't the skin test done on the wrist?"

Zhou Jin said: "Is it difficult to imagine wrists as asses?"

"...So you are the traffic, and I am a little actor in a column play." Jin Laiduo's ears were burning, "Please, don't pollute the holy white of the hospital."

Zhou Jin said: "Stop talking, you are the one who suffers from disobedience."

"You also feel that you are at a disadvantage? All right, then we will fight tomorrow."

Jin Lai wanted to slip away, but Zhou Jin caught him: "Dream!"

He was still pressed by Zhou Jin to do the skin test.

Seeing the thick needle, Jin Laiduo's lips trembled, and he wanted to run again, but Zhou Jin pinned him down on the seat. Jin Laiduo's hands were trembling, he groped for Zhou Jin's hand, and held it: "Hurry up!" Hurry up, you, you just said, what's going on??"

"Find commonality."

Jin Laiduo stuttered: "Oh, commonality, hands, wrists, oh, no, no, this is ass..."

Zhou Jin said angrily, "Yes, find another handsome guy."

"Handsome guy, handsome guy..."

Jin Laiduo's mind was muddled, and countless Chinese and English names floated by, but he couldn't remember any handsome guy's face—except for Mr. Zhou who kept lecturing.

"Just, it's you, you, um, yes, it's you."

Zhou Jin was very dissatisfied: "The needle is too thin, why is it me?"

"Is it too thin?"

The nurse heard this sentence: "This is a size 5 and a half, the one you used before?"

Zhou Jin was very sorry: "I'm sorry, you can do it for him quickly, we are talking about other things."

The nurse said, "No, he's shaking too much."

Zhou Jin touched Jin Laiduo's head: "Don't be afraid, think about what I just told you, this should be a happy thing, right?"

Jin Laiduo made up his mind, closed his eyes, and buried his face in Zhou Jin's waist: "Okay, come on, I've already thought about it."

"Good boy."

In Jin Laiduo's imagination, he is like Xiao Shou in the movie, facing the macho man beside him, excited but scared.

As a magician for 25 years, Jin Laiduo is still full of fantasies about xx.

"It doesn't hurt. Among so many films, there is no one who suffers from pain."

Jin Laiduo tried his best to brainwash himself, and barely calmed down. However, when the needle pierced his skin, his beautiful fantasy was instantly shattered, and he cried out like killing a chicken: "Zhou Jin, you bastard—you just Can't take it lightly—"

Zhou Jin quickly covered his mouth.

Take all precautions, but you can't guard against Jin Laiduo's mouth.

The people around looked over one after another. The name with the same pronunciation, as well as the attractive appearance and height, Zhou Jin looked around with a smile, as a greeting, then buried his head, and pressed the hand covering Jin Laiduo's mouth again. Tighten up.

He asked the nurse, "Can we wait in the intramuscular injection room first?"

The nurse was afraid of the inconvenience caused by too many people, so she nodded and said, "Come with me."

This night, Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo were driven back by Xu Zhong and Ning Wan.

Ning Wan sighed while swiping her phone: "I went to fortune-telling at the beginning of the year, and they all said that I would get rich this year. Now it seems that I am not only getting rich, but I am about to get rich."

Zhou Jin needs Ning Wan's management even if he has a traffic physique, but after Zhou Jin and Jin Laiduo announced their marriage news, he doesn't need Ning Wan's effort at all to occupy the headlines.

"What's good."

Jin Laiduo's butt was still hurting, he lay on the nanny's car in the last row, and sighed: "What a disgrace."

It's embarrassing to think about getting an injection to make headlines.

Zhou Jin said: "Do you still know how to be ashamed? Do you know that entering Chaohua during the Golden Week today is like visiting a kiln?"

Jin Laiduo was furious: "I just said twelve words! And didn't you teach me? What kind of bullshit common characteristics, it wasn't you, would I have said that?"

Zhou Jin said: "Twelve words are enough. The actress I worked with before, I just looked at her bowl more during the meal, and the fans thought she was trying to conceive."

Jin Laiduo said: "So my treatment is pretty good? Didn't I reach the step of getting pregnant?"

Ning Wan interjected: "Chaohua is really imaginative that you scolded Zhou Jin when you gave birth."

"...Shouldn't brain supplements talk about science?"

Ning Wan asked: "Why do you want to talk about science to your fans?"

It happened to be such a coincidence tonight, there was a CP fan in the emergency room who recognized the two of them, this CP fan was chasing stars for the first time, I was too embarrassed to bother the two of them, but secretly recorded it with a mobile phone and posted it on CP Chaochao inside.

There are three sections of the video.

In one section, Jin Laiduo trembled and grabbed Zhou Jin's hand in fear.

In the second paragraph, Jin Laiduo buried his face in Zhou Jin's waist, and Zhou Jin said he was a good boy.

The third paragraph is the most exciting one - Jin Laiduo howled to make Zhou Jin calm down, and Zhou Jin quickly covered his mouth.

Jin Laiduo lay on his seat and after watching these three videos, his butt hurts and his heart hurts even more. He shouldn't believe Zhou Jin's cliché, all imagination and commonality are pseudoscience, and it's true that a needle sticks into his body. The personal pain is so uproar now that ten mouths can't explain it clearly.

But at this moment, Mother Jin called.

Mother Jin asked, "Son, are you okay?"

Jin Laiduo said: "Not very good."

"What happened tonight? Why can't I understand what I said on the Internet? Why did you go to the hospital?"

"I was arrested by Dagui. Dagui has been quite irritable recently."

Jin Laiduo breathed a sigh of relief when she heard Jin's mother: "I thought it was Zhou Jin who caught him."

Jin Laiduo: "???"

Jin's mother said: "You, you are really too careless. Now is the season of erotic, so you should send Dagui to be sterilized quickly."

Jin Laiduo said, "I'm definitely going."

Jin's mother said: "I'll come to see you in a few days, and send the town house artifact by the way. I'm always worried about you and Jinjin—hey, let's not talk about it, let's talk about it next time."

When Jin Laiduo heard that Jin's mother was coming again, he quickly asked, "When are you coming?"

Jin's mother said: "As soon as the artifact of the town house is ready, I will come."

Jin's mother didn't tell the exact time, and she had the house key in her hand. Jin Laiduo was always called to Taiwan these days, and Zhou Jin was often not at home. What if Jin's mother suddenly attacked and revealed her secrets? manage.

After returning home, Jin Laiduo took a look at Jin Dagui, and then asked Zhou Jin to pack his things.

"When my mother comes in a few days, we still have to sleep together." Probably because he feels a little guilty for Zhou Jin, Jin Laiduo has a particularly good attitude towards Zhou Jin, "This time, we will take turns and change each other every day." People sleep in bed."

Zhou Jin said, "Okay."

Jin Laiduo said: "Then we reached a consensus on this. My mother didn't say when she would come. You got up these few days, remember to make your bed, and put your daily necessities and clothes in the cloakroom or me. I have to go to my room, and there are still some unfinished things, and I try to finish them in the next few days. When my mother comes and we live together, it will be inconvenient."

Zhou Jin touched his chin and thought for a while: "Actually, I really don't have anything to do, but I guess you do."

Jin Laiduo said, "I don't have one."

Zhou Jin glanced at his butt: "The nurse told me about it, but it's not convenient for me to tell you. Now that I mentioned it, I'll tell you."

He coughed, and tried to keep his expression upright: "Don't look at the macho brother on your phone for a few days, and be careful of cramps in your ass."

Jin Laiduo was stunned for a moment, then said angrily, "No!"

Zhou Jin's expression clearly showed disbelief.

Jin Laiduo said, "No! I'll show you my phone."

He took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, and flipped through it. They were all photos of the Jin family class taken in the past two days.

"Aren't there any!"

Zhou Jin said, "Oh, no—it's strange!"

Suddenly, the eyes of the two stayed on the screen at the same time.

This is a photo taken by the camera. The man in the photo is a strong man with a towel around his waist, and he is walking towards the living room. It is Zhou Jin who was photographed by the camera that day.

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