Plastic Marriage Kills People[Entertainment]

"...Do you think the female fraudster who is 1.8 meters six, how blind the police are to feel pity for him."

Looking at the table full of dishes in front of him, Zhou Jin couldn't swallow the yellow throat in his mouth——

This is not what the director said, it's the Hongmen Banquet!

The director is still expressing his admiration for Zhou Jin: "Height is not a problem, the actor who plays what he looks like is the type of actor I admire the most, the actor in Jiangcheng, a Shandong man with a height of 1.8 meters, how can you tell that he is feminine ? But when you see him walking, he looks swaying..."

Zhou Jin interrupted him: "Director, when you filmed Love Lianliankan, didn't you always choose the characters as close as possible to the characters? Why do you like to make breakthroughs when you want to make movies?"

The director said: "Because the subversion of the characters and actors themselves is one of the signs of the success of the film, the first time I saw you, I had an intuition that you will definitely succeed in feminine roles, especially today Seeing that your archery is especially masculine and powerful, I was thinking, can you combine this kind of strength and femininity to create a special character."

The first time I saw him, I wanted him to act as a big guy in women's clothing? ?

"...Wait a minute, I'll go to the bathroom and discuss it with you when I come back."

The director said: "There is a bathroom in the private room."

Zhou Jin had already run away: "Duobao wants to drink Vitasoy, I'll go out and buy it for him."

Jin Laiduo on the opposite side: "???"

Zhou Jin made an excuse to go to the bathroom, urinated quickly, and settled the bill.

He is soft on people, short on hands, and whoever pays has the right to speak. He showed with actions that he rejected the book.

It’s not that Zhou Jin doesn’t like making character breakthroughs. He’s transitioning now. He’s got a lot of youth idol dramas and ancient puppet books in his hands, and he’s even offered a sky-high salary, but he hasn’t picked up any of them. He’s already 27. , the new generation of traffic emerges endlessly, he can't be a traffic for a lifetime, and he can't always be satirized by Zhou Rongsheng as a small star.

Whether it's archery or an actor, Zhou Jin must do his best.

After paying the bill, I went for a walk outside and bought two boxes of Vitasoy.The clerk at the convenience store glanced at him several times, then suddenly covered his mouth: "Zhou Jin!"

Zhou Jin smiled at him, then walked quickly with long legs, and quickly disappeared outside the convenience store.

He breathed outside for a while, drank up two boxes of Vitasoy, and then returned to the private room.

The director looked at him eagerly: "Jin——"

"Listen to me."

Zhou Jin interrupted him, he was really afraid that the director would call him sister Jin.

Ning Wan told him that the number of his clay sculpture powder should not be underestimated. He wondered if the director was one of them. He was so obsessed with letting him play a female fraudster that Zhou Jin always remembered the words in his Weibo comments. A fan who is persistently called Nv Goose and Sister.

"Thank you very much for your favor, but I am still in the transition period, and I am really not suitable for this role."

"Okay, this drama was originally agreed with Jin Laiduo." The director was a little disappointed. He glanced at Jin Laiduo, and Zhou Jin also went to see Jin Laiduo, but found that Jin Laiduo was waiting for him with a resentful face. look at yourself.

Could it be that Jin Laiduo is also his hidden clay powder?

This sign must be pinched, Zhou Jin mercilessly returned with an indifferent face.

Jin Laiduo didn't think about this at all. Archery looked so fun. He also wanted to make an arrow path for his family, and his Zelda was waiting for Zhou Jin to go back and help him shoot wild boars.

But Zhou Jin ignored him all night.

The female colleagues around me chatted with Jin Laiduo, and when they talked about Zhou Jin, they were very envious: "It's great to have a handsome and considerate husband, and I'm a young girl who can shoot arrows and make money, and I'm willing to marry you secretly , and it’s so kind to you, knowing that you like to drink Vitasoy, I went to buy Vitasoy for you.”

"Where's Vitasoy??"

The female colleague woke up from the longing: "Didn't you drink?"

Jin Laiduo said, "No."

The female colleague said: "Oh, I must have brought it back for you to drink. There are so many of us, how many boxes do we have to buy? It's always inconvenient for a big star to go out and carry drinks."

You really will honor him.

Jin Laiduo's face was full of displeasure: "Let's not talk about him, don't you want to see our family's Jin Dagui, let me show you, if you like it, bring your cat girl over for a blind date."

The female colleague said, "Okay."

Jin Laiduo dug out Jin Dagui's photo and showed it to his female colleagues. Jin Dagui turned out to be a cat in the house of a friend of Jin Laiduo. Later, his friend immigrated and gave Jin Dagui to Jin Laiduo. It has been in Jin Laiduo's house for three years. , is a male cat and has not been neutered.

The female colleague looked at a few photos and was very satisfied with Jin Dagui: "Has Jin Dagui married you?"

Jin Laiduo said: "We have matched several times, but he was cowardly. We watched from the sidelines, and he was beaten by the little female cat so that he ran away."

"So exaggerated?"

Jin Laiduo said: "It's just such an exaggeration. If he was a human being, he would be the kind of handsome and good-for-nothing uncle, the kind who was born alone. If your cat sister takes the initiative, then it will be easy to handle."

The female colleague asked: "Then will he show signs of heat?"

Jin Laiduo said: "I really haven't seen it. He hides in the dark every day, and he doesn't bark or urinate."

The female colleague was curious: "Could it be Tianyi or something wrong, I heard that the male three-flowered cat is like this."

Jin Laiduo said: "That's not true. These days he often licks X's butt, and it will be exposed. It should look normal."

In order to save Jin Dagui's dignity as a male cat, Jin Laiduo turned on the camera of his mobile phone, and he installed several at home. There are rooms where Jin Dagui often stays and at the corner of the stairs: "He likes to hide on the cushion at the corner of the stairs every time." Licking there, especially at noon, I'll show you, it's definitely all right."

Jin Laiduo watched it several times on the camera. He dragged the time bar to the morning, and then dragged all the way. He didn't find the scene where Jin Dagui proved that the male cat X was functional. Instead, he was caught by the camera and a naked X man flashed blind. Eye.

The female colleague was shocked.

Jin Laiduo was also shocked, but fortunately, he reacted quickly and quickly put the phone on the table: "No! Probably not today!"

The female colleague blushed: "Okay, it should be... no problem."

She didn't see the cat, but the image of the naked man on the webcam lingered in her mind.Even though I didn't see it clearly, but in my impression, even if the thing was evenly distributed to Jin Dagui, it would be enough for both humans and cats to dominate the male world.

Both of them were a little embarrassed, the female colleague didn't know how to face Zhou Jin, Jin Laiduo looked at Zhou Jin, and his chest hurt with anger.

Zhou Jin is really shameless. After deleting the photos, he still left the video in his hand. His immaculate mobile phone, ah, ah, ah, Jin Laiduo roared in his heart, his innocent mobile phone, he has not had time to download it A mobile phone with a few photos of the hunk on a calcium tablet was defiled by Zhou Jin, a shameless person.

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