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I knew it was Jin Laiduo's fault!

Zhou Jin asked: "What do I do with your phone? See the nickname you gave me on the phone?"

Jin Laiduo was confident: "I'll show you what's wrong?"

Zhou Jin asked again: "How do you know my mobile phone password?"

Jin Laiduo vented his confidence a little bit: "I guess, I'll pass the test once you try your birthday."

Zhou Jin also asked: "Even if you know my password, can you open my phone?"

The three consecutive questions made Jin Laiduo lose all confidence in an instant: "Well, it's my fault, I shouldn't have guessed your password, and I shouldn't have opened your phone."

Finding that Zhou Jin hadn't spoken for a long time, Jin Laiduo explained again: "I was really anxious to use my phone, and I opened the address book without looking at your other apps."

Zhou Jin still didn't speak.

Jin Laiduo asked: "Hey, don't you just keep talking, if you don't talk, how can I know what you're thinking?"

Zhou Jin just kept silent.

After all, it was his own fault, Jin Laiduo felt a little guilty: "You are not angry, are you?"

In order to show his sincerity, Jin Laiduo said: "How about showing you my mobile phone? The password is four 4s."

Zhou Jin held back for a while, and couldn't help but burst out laughing when he heard four 4's.

The Jin family really cares about money from top to bottom, from people to cats and dogs.

This is obviously not turning anger into laughter, but deliberately holding back to set Jin Laiduo up. Jin Laiduo became angry: "Zhou Jin, I warn you—"

"Warning is useless, your family is rich and rich, and your mobile phone in the luxury house is all in my hands."

Jin Laiduo said: "You can watch it if you want! I am not afraid of the shadow being crooked. Remember to bring my mobile phone here. I am in the bow and arrow gym of the Youth Palace."

Zhou Jin said: "Okay, I'll watch on the road, have you eaten?"

"Didn't eat!"

Zhou Jin said, "Then I'll bring you something to eat."

Jin Laiduo said: "I don't know how to eat, thank you, I'm an actor, I want to keep fit, quickly send me my mobile phone."

Zhou Jin said, "Then I won't bring it for you."

He hung up the phone and said to Xiao Chen: "Give me a break, first go to buy char siu rice, and then go to the Youth Palace, this mobile phone is more expensive, we have the same mobile phone, we took the wrong one."

Xiao Chen shook his head desperately: "It's not good for barbecued pork, it's really not good."

"It's fine if I don't eat. What about Jin Duobao, who fainted from hunger."

Zhou Jin stretched out his arms to hold Xiao Chen's head and walked out the door: "If you don't want to offend middle-aged and elderly traffic, follow me."

Xiao Chen was coerced by Zhou Jin to go to the old char siu shop, packed a bunch of roast goose and char siu, and bought milk tea and fried chicken dessert. In the name of visiting the class, he had a good time first.

After eating the fried chicken, he sat in the back seat and turned on Jinlaiduo's mobile phone to see what new gadgets were available.

In addition to the necessary software, Jin Laiduo's mobile phone is full of various mobile games and pet ACG apps. The mobile phone does not look like a gay, but like a dead house.

There is a fat house happy beast at home, a refrigerator of fat house happy water, and a mobile phone full of fat house happy games.

No wonder she is still single now with that pretty little face.

Why doesn't such a pretty little face take selfies?

Zhou Jin opened the photo album, and when he opened it, he found that there were four photo albums divided into categories, one for each of the cats, dogs and birds at home, and one for each of the cats, dogs and birds at home, and one, unfortunately, was himself.

The album cover looks a bit indecent——

Zhou Jin opened and zoomed in, and cursed in his heart.

Not afraid of crooked shadows when you are still upright, this is recording your dark history in the photo album.

This brat was so bad, Zhou Jin deleted the photo of the big carving burned, looked at the empty photo album after deleting it, thought for a moment, and said to Xiao Chen: "Is there a photo of me on the phone?"

Xiao Chen said, "A lot."

Zhou Jin said, "Give me the phone."

Zhou Jin opened the airdrop and filled the folder with his life photos, magazine photos and stills. After filling it up, he didn't feel like it was enough, so he took quite a few selfies.

Zhou Jin opened WeChat and sent a WeChat message to his own WeChat account: "I set up a desktop, so as not to get it wrong again when I get it."

Jin Laiduo said, "Okay."

Zhou Jin sent him a photo of himself: "Do you think this one is okay?"

Jin Laiduo: "???"

What Zhou Jin posted was a sexy photo taken when he first became popular, and he was still wet, and Jin Lai was furious: "Fuck me, fuck me, Zhou Jin, I warn you, don't flirt!"

Zhou Jin said: "To tell you the truth, this is your brother Jin's biggest black history, baby, don't you like my black history, I will make this black history for you as a desktop."

Jin Laiduo howled: "Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Zhou Jin, you bastard! Don't pollute my phone!"

late.

When Jin Laiduo got his mobile phone in the bow and archery gym, he was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and beat someone on the spot. Hearing that Zhou Jin was coming, colleagues who flocked out pushed him and Zhou Jin away.

Zhou Jin put on a business smile: "I'm here to give Duobao a mobile phone and, by the way, some food for everyone. Please take care of Duobao."

The lunch box at noon did not arrive, and the colleagues were all hungry and fainted. They shared the food while taking a photo with Zhou Jin. The five big bags were divided up in an instant, leaving Zhou Jin's portion.

After taking the photo, he happily left with fried chicken, milk tea, char siew and rice, and saw Jin Laiduo squatting aside and looking at his phone.

"Duobao, aren't you going to eat?"

Jin Laiduo looked up sullenly: "Don't eat."

This shameless Zhou Jin stuffed more than 200 photos in his phone, and Jin Laiduo just deleted them one by one.

Zhou Jin opened the box, while Xiao Chen cried and said, "How many calories are in such a big box, don't eat it."

Zhou Jin said: "Have you heard of the broken window effect? ​​Anyway, I have eaten two boxes of fried chicken, what's wrong with eating a box of char siu?"

Xiao Chen cried and said: "Then it will grow another three catties. If this meat grows on other people, I will never say anything, but the key is growing on you!"

Xiao Chen cried so much that Zhou Jin was annoyed: "I've been eating chicken breasts for a month, what did I say? You—"

He turned his back, he was too lazy to talk to Xiao Chen, but he saw Jin Laiduo squatting there alone.

It seems a little pitiful...

Zhou Jin, who had been thinking about eating barbecued pork rice for almost a month, put the disassembled chopsticks on the box, walked over, and squatted down beside Jin Laiduo.

Jin Laiduo shrugged his nose in disgust.

Why is it so fragrant!

This scent not only wafted from Zhou Jin's bowl, but also from all directions. There was milk tea, fried chicken, and barbecued pork. Everyone was eating it, except him.

Jin Laiduo gave Zhou Jin a sideways look.

Zhou Jin said, "It's time to eat."

Jin Laiduo said, "Didn't you say you won't bring it for me?"

Zhou Jin said, "Didn't you also say not to eat?"

Jin Laiduo turned around with his phone in his arms, facing Zhou Jin with his ass: "No, I want to delete the photos."

Zhou Jin stood up suddenly, took out the phone from his hand, and gave him the bowl in his hand.

"Eat it, I'll delete it for you."

Zhou Jin also felt that he had gone too far, and Jin Laiduo was really angry.

After all, they are not that close.

Jin Laiduo has a good temper except for his occasional willfulness, Zhou Jin thought, let's coax him once it's too difficult.Jin Laiduo put the bowl on the ground, and went to get the phone in his hand. Zhou Jin put the phone under his arm, took apart the chopsticks, and opened the lunch box: "If you don't eat, I will feed you."

He said hey, he said hey, Jin Laiduo turned around angrily, he stood up, changed direction, and fed Jin Laiduo face to face.

Zhou Jin has never fed a meal, even if it is filming, it is always the actors who are on the scene actively cooperating. How can Jin Laiduo seem to be tortured——Zhou Jin holds a piece of barbecued pork, poke left, poke, poke If it doesn't go in, it will be stuffed, and Jin Laiduo's mouth will be full of oil.

"Okay, okay, I'll eat, please don't feed me."

No one could bear Zhou Jin's way of feeding. Jin Laiduo could only pick up the bowl to eat. Seeing Zhou Jin took out his mobile phone and unlocked it, he couldn't help saying, "Try another table."

"Got it, I'll delete it for you."

Jin Laiduo squatted aside to eat, and Zhou Jin helped him delete the photos one by one.

When Jin Laiduo finished eating, Zhou Jin also deleted it, and he showed Jin Laiduo the photo album and desktop: "Guarantee your mobile phone is as pure as a piece of white paper, let alone the upper body, and everything below the neck No, it's the same as the prenuptial agreement we signed in the novel you read."

"Really gone?" Jin Laiduo didn't believe it.

Zhou Jin swore: "It's really gone."

"Ok."

But Jin Laiduo's pursed mouth obviously didn't mean well. Maybe it was because Jin Laiduo had too much oil on his mouth, or maybe it was Zhou Jin's eyesight. Cell phone: "I went too far today, so just do what I said when I bit you that day."

Jin Laiduo covered his face nervously: "Are you still biting?"

Seeing Zhou Jin's expression of obvious denial, Jin Laiduo strongly refused: "I won't bite you."

Zhou Jin searched for a few photos of Jinlaiduo on Weibo, saved them, and made them into a desktop: "There are comings and goings, and no one owes anyone. This month, I will use your photos as the desktop."

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