he is grotesque

A great man once said: All inaction waiting is hooliganism, what a fool! !Just do it! ! ! .

Taking advantage of the night and the sky, Gu Zheng decided to take the fat man to do something big (make things happen).

As the saying goes, know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles, save Lin Miao, and take revenge on Liu Xian. The first step: spy on the enemy and test the hypocrisy.

Gu Zheng took the fat man to Liu Xian's dormitory, and saw that little bitch Liu Xian was sleeping soundly, with his feet on his back, and his saliva was almost drooling.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the school girl with facial paralysis would sleep in such a wild posture, suck!suck!smash!

Before Gu Zheng could finish admiring the strange sleeping position, he saw Fat Squat dripping with water, floating to Liu Xian's bedside, raised his hands, and moved towards Liu Xian's face, just kept smashing wildly.

The fat man was not relieved after smashing it, and kicked hard twice.

After doing this series of actions, I was so tired that I was out of breath.

Gu Zheng: ...? ? ? ?

What are you doing?What are you fighting so hard for? ! !It seems that if you hit him, you can really hit him, fall!

Gu Zheng was speechless for a while watching the series of fat smashing actions, big brother, you are a ghost, can we be clear about our identity?

Liu Xian is fine at all, you are so tired that you are out of breath, what are you trying to do? ?

The fat man said, I just tried to relieve my anger, and panting after the beating, I said to Gu Zheng: "Since I died, I floated to his bed every day and gave him a beating, although it didn't do anything to him. Affected, but I am happy ah.

Gu Zheng: Hehe, fine, as long as you are happy.

The fat man didn't know about Gu Zheng's rich mental activities, seeing him speechless for a long time, he asked, "I can't do it anymore, what strategy do you have to deal with him?"

Gu Zheng said that there is only one strategy.

Take advantage of his sleep, kill him, rush up, just do it! ! !go!!

I ding, I ding, I ding ding ding...

Uh, the bite of Gu Zheng's mosquito mouth hurts to death, but his bastard Liu Xian didn't react at all!

Excuseme, is Liu Xian the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie?Whoever gets stinged dozens of times on the face, not to mention waking up, gets up and slaps it to death, at least raises his eyelids, what kind of trouble is he sleeping so dead! ! !

This made Gu Zheng very embarrassing!fall!

Seeing Liu Xian sleeping unconsciously with a swollen face, the fat man felt very happy. After all, he had fought for a long time by himself, and Liu Xian had nothing to lose.

Gu Zheng just wanted to say that there is no harm if there is no comparison!Brother, you are satisfied, but Gu Zheng is really helpless.

This lethality, ah!ah!ah!Can it be weaker?

Seeing that Gu Zheng was sighing with his mosquito head hanging down, he organized his speech for a long time before he said, "We have to think better. Think about it, Liu Xian is so ugly, can Miaomiao accept him?" ? Can he still be called a school grass?"

Uh, it seems that what this fat man said is quite right ╮(╯▽╰)╭, Gu Zheng raised his head, thinking about it this way, he instantly felt great, whether it is true or not!

That's right, that's right, we can't fundamentally disintegrate the enemy, so we should adopt devious tactics, and it's not bad to ruin the opponent's reputation first.

See how that little bitch Liu Xian approached Lin Miao with that face, haha~~~

The more Gu Zheng thought about it, the happier he became, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became. The direct result was that he chatted with the fat man too late, slept too late, and woke up too late. When the fat man and Gu Zheng woke up, Liu Xian went to class in the morning .

For the scene where Liu Xian didn't get up, but was furious because he saw his face covered in bruises, One Ghost and One Mosquito expressed a little regret, hehe! ! !

But it doesn’t matter if you didn’t see it, you can fly to see it now, haha~~ Liu Xian is unlucky, they are happy.

Gu Zheng and Fatty flew towards the classroom, thinking that the headline on the front page of Qingyan University today would be: Surprise!The school grass is full of bags!Losing her beauty and being rejected by the school belle, is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality!

Gu Zheng and Fatty were imagining this headline, and it was bubbling beautifully, haha~~

But he never expected that what Gu Zheng heard now was this:

Student A: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Great news, have you heard that the school girl is so handsome today, that fat face is so cute, ah! Ah!...."

Student B: "Yeah, yeah, I'm so handsome, the school girl gave me a look today, I feel like I'm going to be happy (+﹏+)~ fainted"

Student C: "The school grass is a lot fatter than yesterday. I don't know what kind of fat-enhancing tea he drank. I really want the school grass to recommend it. I promise to buy a big box and drink it every day."

Other students echoed: "Yes, yes, the school is asking for recommendations!"

Fatty: .... Doubt your life?He is so handsome, but is it so hard to be handsome all over his face?

Gu Zheng:? ? ? ?Mosquito brand fattening tea, do you want it?classmates!

Excuseme, the trousers are all taken off, you show me, everyone has been bitten dozens of times by me, you fucking say he is more handsome? ?

In this fucking world, these people are all fans of Liu Xian!

Gu Zheng didn't believe it, he said that he would not go to see it, and he would never give up. There will always be people with normal aesthetics, who think that a full face is not good-looking.

The fat man followed Gu Zheng, expressing that he was going to find out, but when the fat man saw Liu Xian who was reading a book, he blurted out: "Damn it! What's going on, when did Liu Xian, a swollen face, become so good-looking?" Woolen cloth?"

Gu Zheng looked at Liu Xian's swollen and fat face: "??? It's so good-looking, are you fucking kidding me??

Didn't he just put on some makeup to cover it up, but his face still looks a lot fatter?Are you blind?So fat and so ugly, don't you see it?"

After listening to Gu Zheng's words, the fat man retorted: "You mosquitoes are the ones who are blind. There is something wrong with your aesthetics. You only look good when you have a fat face!"

The fat man sighed while talking, regretting: "If I knew it earlier, I would remind you to sting less and only sting on one side, so that the face will be fat on the one hand, thinner and uglier on the other. After dozens of stings, the stings are so uniform. That kid has a long face and looks fat and handsome, alas!"

Gu Zheng: ...Because the people of this world have lost their three views, they will burn paper if they have something to do.

I want to cry, but I completely forgot, this is a world with abnormal aesthetics, where fat is the beauty!fall!Indicates that I have fainted in the toilet::>_<::

The mosquito bites are almost useless, and the result not only did not ruin Liu Xian's reputation, but also helped him to a higher level. This is not the most tragic, the most sad thing for Gu Zheng, the most tragic is yet to come.

That silly fat girl Lin Miao was actually in the classroom, agreeing to that little bitch Liu Xian's confession on the spot.

The original dialogue was as follows:

Liu Xian's face was paralyzed: "I love you, Miao Miao, I sincerely want to ask you to be my girlfriend. Yang Pan, you can forget about him, he just wants to gain weight and be handsome, he didn't think about it at all. Let me know what you think. If you think I'm well-dressed today, just promise me."

Fat Yang Pan was about to cry anxiously: "No, don't slander me, Miao Miao, don't agree, don't agree... Erkang hand JPG

The silly girl Lin Miao had a shy face: "You are very handsome today, I...I promise you."

...... Just like that, without any precautions, before Gu Zheng could think of a way to separate them, they were fucking together like this? ? ?

What made him accept his incompetence the most was that it, the mosquito, seemed to be playing the role of a matchmaker for them! ?

Seeing Fatty crying beside him, Gu Zheng expressed his sincere apologies!

Fat smash!I didn't expect to bite Liu Xian, and I gave Liu Xian this result!

...Uh, if you want to blame, you can blame that kid Liu Xian for being too cunning. //(ㄒoㄒ)//

The author has something to say: Haha~, Gu Zheng is not helping you~

small theater:

Gu Zheng: I'm ding ding ding...haha, I'm so ugly that I can't see people.

Other students: Ah!ah!So handsome!So handsome!

Xiaohua: I’m so handsome today, I promise you

Liu Xian, who successfully embraced the "beauty", said: Thanks to CCTV, thanks to Liaoning TV...Thanks to Mr. Mosquito for your patronage, making my face fat and giving me such a beautiful face.

Gu Zheng: .....this is a world with abnormal aesthetics