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Gu Zheng wore it

dressed like a mosquito

A mosquito that opened its eyes and could see ghosts.

Gu Zheng refused in his heart, and countless MMPs wanted to blurt it out.

But as soon as I opened my mouth, "buzz buzz..."

Gu Zheng:......

In order not to let himself become the first mosquito in history to be killed by his buzzing sound, Gu Zheng wisely chose to keep his mouth shut.

What can I do if I don't shut up?

What can Gu Zheng do? He is also very desperate.

Who else is more unlucky than him?

Who else?

Although Gu Zheng was not considered a good boy, he did many hateful pranks when he was a child.

For example, stealing the underwear that someone else wears in the shower, and drawing a little turtle on his face while sleeping at the same table.

But assure Ma Yun's father, Gu Zheng has never done anything worse than this.

otherwise......

Otherwise, he will be punished, uh... he will be fined to clear all thirty pairs of SpongeBob SquarePants underwear from his dad's shopping cart~( ̄▽ ̄~)~.

Ugh!

But even clear underwear is useless, you have to wear it.

And dressed in...

Uh...he guessed, he got used to it.

After all, not everyone is like him. Since then, he has maintained a high-frequency crossing record every night.

Yes, you read that right!

Just every day!

This fucking life (_)

Every night at 4 o'clock in the morning, Gu Zheng will travel through time.

There is no limit to the places you travel through, primitive, ancient, modern, interstellar or all kinds of worlds that you have never heard of.

There is no limit to the species, such as stones, flowers, mirrors, and even a piece of cow dung (EXCESEME).

All kinds of static, dynamic, plants, animals, messy alien species, anyway, strange shapes, only you can't imagine, there is nothing Gu Zheng can't make.

well!If I say too much, I will cry!

Of course, similar to other time-traveling protagonists, Gu Zheng also has a system.

The system, uh...

MD, don't mention it!Just mentioning it can piss him off!

The other protagonists in the novel all implement the escort service: chat with each other, pay cheats with them, and accompany them to the pinnacle of life.

As for Gu Zheng's system, hehe...

Thank God for not killing him.

Every time he crosses, there will always be only one line of words to accompany him.

Task:……

fall!Who wants a system that only publishes tasks!

The moment he received the system, Gu Zheng had only one thought.

Big sale!Big sale!Thirty-eight a system, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled, only three cents, only three cents, take it home immediately...

But as soon as such an idea came up, the ghost system immediately threatened Gu Zheng: Don't do the task, just wait.

Just wait and wait!Who is afraid of whom, hum!

Gu Zheng, who considers himself to be a very rebellious young man in the new era, can succumb to the system's despotic power and accept the task of such an unclear, out-of-honored, and strange-looking species.

In the beginning, of course he struggled seriously and earnestly.

But, as a result of the struggle, uh...

Of course it is, um!

More than tragic.

I want to cry if I talk too much, and the tears I cry are the water in my head when I wanted to protest the system.

In order to fight against the system, Gu Zheng did this.

For example, sleeping during the day and staying past 4 o'clock at night, haha, if I don't sleep, I won't sleep. It's up to you to wear it when I'm awake.

In the end,...he is still too simple//(ㄒoㄒ)//

In this boring and evil system, a pot fell directly from the sky, knocking him out...

Angry, put up the middle finger!

In the end, the resistance was futile, and Gu Zheng still wore it.

Moreover, in order to "reward" his fighting spirit, the system successfully turned him into a dung beetle.

That's right, it is the cleaning king we know, the great dung beetle who works diligently to transport dung every day.

When he first wore that body, Gu Zheng was almost smoked to death.

Because at that time, the dung beetle gentleman was rolling a dung several times larger than his body.Gu Zheng's mood was just like that song sang: without any precautions...

With a snap, Gu Zheng wore it.

Of course, this is nothing, Gu Zheng is strong, the dog system should not try to destroy his ambition, but what Gu Zheng didn't expect is that it doesn't matter if he turns into a dung beetle, the more serious thing is yet to come.

The abnormal system actually issued a system task: successfully transported a ton of dung.

One ton, comrades, not one catty two catties, but one ton, God, is the system trying to kill him.

Protest, protest, of course, he must protest against such an inhuman task.

Gu Zheng doesn't do the task, he doesn't do it, he's exhausted with the system, let's see who delays who, hum! !

Anyway, according to past experience, no matter what, he would only stay in a different world for a month.As soon as the January period arrives, I immediately return to the modern era. Of course, it will still be four o'clock in the modern era.

So, Gu Zheng simply let go, and just cared about his nonsense tasks, even if he was a dung beetle, he would live like a dung beetle like Gu Zheng.

Uh... this seems a bit wrong, oops, no matter, it’s enough to live freely anyway

So, on the first day, while the other dung beetles were moving dung, Gu Zheng took a shower and went to sleep.

The next day, the other dung beetles were still moving dung, and Gu Zheng was still taking a shower and sleeping.It went on like this for a month.

With the body of a dung beetle, Gu Zheng successfully derailed from other dung beetles in that world, becoming a lazy alien in the eyes of other dung beetles, living a fresh and refined life.

Gu Zheng was extremely happy and proud of this! ^o^

Look, look!This is a successful example of courage to fight.

Hee hee..... Let me wear it as soon as I wear it, I won’t do the task, what, what, what the system can do, haha~( ̄▽ ̄~)~

But it turns out that the system can really do something.Then, on the first night, he...(_) was dressed in cow dung.

ah!ah! //(ㄒoㄒ)//

Gu Zhengqiang endured the stink for a month. During this period, he wavered for a while, vacillating between surrender and resistance.The consequences of hesitating are...

Before Gu Zheng went to work during the day, his olfactory system hadn’t recovered yet, which made him smell the same scent of any perfume from his female colleagues: the smell of cow dung ╰_╯

well! !I feel that hooking up with girls is useless, my life, is there any way to save it?

Damn the system, I am at odds with you.

What if the sense of smell fails?Is Gu Zheng the kind of person who gives up so easily?

Of course not, hum!I am preparing to cheer myself up in my heart, to persevere, to persevere, to persevere...

Hold on to the fart, on the second night, he was dressed like pig dung......//(ㄒoㄒ)//

Middle finger, dog system, you can't let me stop wearing shit. ._.

what's nextSheep poop, dog poop, cat poop....?Can this dog of the system go too far, I feel like I don't love him anymore.

So in order to live a happy life in the future, save his respiratory system, and stop wearing all kinds of feces, Gu Zheng gave in with tears. //(ㄒoㄒ)//

Of course, although the system is unreliable in all the above ways, there are still some merits after carefully digging out the details.

Although...well, it's useless at all.

Whenever Gu Zheng completes a task in a different world, in the next world, Gu Zheng will automatically acquire a little random skill, which should be regarded as a meal rewarded by the system.

For example, when wearing morning glory, it can fart extremely smelly (ˋ^ˊ>

It can automatically color when dressed as a butterfly, do you use me as a palette for the system? ╰( ̄﹏ ̄)╯

Although these skills are a bit weak, they are better than nothing, and occasionally they will be effective. I "posted four" and this is definitely not what the system threatened me~~>_<~~

Gu Zheng this time is because, um, the last world was worn as a footboard in an ancient soil latrine.

Under his heroic persistence without fear of pain, he bravely committed suicide.

It was disconnected from the middle, allowing the villainous flower picker to successfully drown in the cesspit, benefiting countless girls and successfully completing the task.

As a reward, this time Gu Zheng was transmigrated into a mosquito, so he had the ability to see hell.

It stands to reason that Gu Zheng should be happier this time, after all, the clothes this time belong to flying insects and have a good skill.

Although this kind of creature is regarded as the source of all evil by modern society, it is one of the top ten most disgusting creatures.

But after all...

After all, he can still move.

Gu Zheng: When did I degenerate to such a low standard T_T

Alas, forget it, anyway, it is active, and it doesn’t need to be worn as dung or a cesspit board like in the previous worlds.

But now Gu Zheng would rather be dressed as a cesspit board than a mosquito.

There is no other reason, but the cheating mission issued by the ghost system.

The author has something to say: This is the first time I write an article, I hope everyone will support me a lot.

You can freely use your associations, guess what is the task issued by the system?

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