【Taizhong】The Aesthetics of Legs

The drunk Nakahara Nakaya was really noisy, so noisy that even a patient man like Dazai Osamu wanted to change places to drink, but he didn't do it.It's not that Aizawa Arima will be tossed to death after he leaves, but just because he spent his partner's money today.

I don't know if it's because of the stimulation from Aizawa Arima, Chuya Nakahara went crazy today.Aizawa Arima is a fearful master, sometimes he was held to the chin with a gun, and sometimes he was grabbed by the neck and forced to drink. The mental stimulation he received almost made him collapse.Thinking about when the drunk in front of him slipped his hand and his life would be gone, Aizawa Arima hurriedly crawled up to Dazai Osamu pitifully in a short time.

"Sir, you, you said that I have answered all your questions, this phone..." He quietly glanced at Zhongya Zhongya, who was yelling loudly that his hat was missing-in fact, the hat was on his head.

"That's right." Dazai Osamu took out the phone slowly, just when Aizawa Arima happily wanted to catch it with both hands, the opposite Nakahara Chu also snatched it as if he smelled some crisis, "click" With a bang, he nailed it to the table with a knife.

"Go to hell with all the perverts who candidly take pictures!" Zhong Yuan laughed wildly while holding the wine bottle high.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands innocently, and Arima Aizawa's expression can be called the reproduction of Edvard Munch's "The Scream".

There are many types of people who get drunk, and Zhongyuanzhong also belongs to the kind of people who go crazy when they get drunk, and they break up when they get crazy. To put it bluntly, they have poor wine quality.

But today, the Central Plains has not been completely broken. Although he feels that there is a lot of mixture of egg yolk and paste in his mind, he can still judge the surrounding situation a little bit.

For example, Aizawa Arima is crying while holding a chair, why is he crying?

Oh, because he disabled his phone.

like this.

Zhongyuan Zhong also took off his hat and rubbed his head, thinking that he might be able to get rid of the egg yolks in his head by drinking another bottle.

"Zhongye."

Someone was calling him, that frivolous, lazy voice, only one person could speak like that.

Then Nakahara saw Osamu Dazai again, the person he hated so much, he had a beautiful face that was harmless to humans and animals, but he wanted to hurt others more than anyone else.He suddenly thought of Osamu Dazai in middle school. At that time, he was so annoying, as long as there was an opportunity to take advantage of others, he would use it mercilessly.

I just played myself around, at that time...

Osamu Dazai called him several times and saw that he didn't respond, so he leaned forward curiously, and raised a finger in front of his face: "Do you know what it is?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his hand angrily: "One!"

"You're wrong." Osamu Dazai put up another finger seriously, "It's two."

"..."

Nakahara Chu also grabbed Dazai Osamu by the collar with his trembling hands.

He also grabbed Dazai Osamu's collar a long time ago, and the boy at that time was already much taller than him, so it was quite laborious to pull him.

"Why are you pestering me?" Nakahara Chuya still had the scars from the warehouse incident on his face, with a fierce look on his face.

Osamu Dazai wore that fluffy smile and didn't speak.

The students passing by in the corridor saw this scene and whispered to each other. The general content was "Oh, the Central Plains fought again, and this time it was Dazai who was looking for it. It seems that they will be called to the grade director's office together in a rare way."

Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly felt a desire to beat up passers-by.

"Let's chat in another place." Osamu Dazai suggested.

To be honest, Zhongyuan Zhongyuan would not be willing to skip classes if possible. This semester is coming to an end, and if the attendance is not full, the owner will definitely punish him again, not to mention the problem of passing the gate control last time.

He really hates this rigid world.

The class bell rang behind him, Dazai Osamu was walking in front, his body was slender, and his neck was so thin that it would break if he pinched it, Nakahara Nakaya really wanted to go forward and pinch it.

Speaking of why he was so angry, it was naturally because Osamu Dazai had completely entangled him since the warehouse incident last time.

Whether it was lunch, class break or after school, Osamu Dazai surrounded him like a ghost, sometimes came up to say a few words, and sometimes just walked beside him silently.

It was unbelievable, Osamu Dazai, who had always been surrounded by women, suddenly followed a man, it was so strange.

At first, Nakahara thought it was Osamu Dazai who was afraid that those people would come to his door again, so he used him as a shield, but later he found that the other party was not afraid of those people at all.

"Hey! Where are you going? If you have anything to say, just say it here." Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help becoming anxious, looked at the tree-lined trails around him, and if he walked down, he would be leaving the school. One thing, leaving school without permission is another.

Osamu Dazai stopped and turned around slowly. The strong wind blew by and the leaves rustled. Osamu Dazai lowered his eyelids, his face was as beautiful as a painting.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, you seem to hate me?" he said.

"Indeed." Zhong Yuan Zhong also answered very pertinently, raising his eyebrows, "You called me out just to confirm this shit?"

"Why?" Osamu Dazai seemed puzzled, and smiled.It was an expression that was even more hollow than when Nakahara Nakaya saw him for the first time, with pure facial muscles pulled, and his eyes darkened: "I have been very friendly to you from the beginning, and I have never done or said Regarding your matter, not to mention women's words, you have never had a partner and how have I ever snatched it."

"However," Osamu Dazai's smile disappeared suddenly, and the temperature difference between the front and the back was unexpected, "The way you looked at me in the warehouse was as disgusting as if you saw the dirtiest thing in the world. Why? ?”

"Huh? Why do I have to tell you those things. Or do you want to fight with me?" Nakahara Chuya crossed his arms, feeling that the question asked by the other party was simply unreasonable.

"How is it possible, I can't beat you." Osamu Dazai smiled kindly, and approached Nakahara Nakaya step by step, "I just hope to get along with Nakahara-kun in harmony, and you can sympathize with me as a fool, or as a fool when I am bored. It’s also good to be ridiculed.”

He stretched out his hand towards Zhong Yuanzhong, and said in a natural tone: "After all, isn't the only relationship that people can live in friendly with each other based on the sense of superiority generated by others?" Osamu Dazai was punched in the face by Chuya Nakahara, who rushed up, and fell heavily to the ground.

"I've been saying some hypocritical and disgusting things since just now." Zhong Yuanzhong didn't understand why he was angry. Anyway, he felt very angry when he heard the other party's words from the beginning, and he was even more irritable after hearing what Dazai Osamu said. , is a bunch of crap.Would you rather put yourself in the position of a buffoon than win the love of others?Do not make jokes!Then, hasn't all his pride in the past ten years in the Central Plains been denied? !The pride of never asking for help from the family, never yielding to an enemy stronger than oneself...

He viciously grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and shook it vigorously: "Who wants to have a good relationship with you! Let me solemnly declare that I hate you very much, before, now, and in the future."

Osamu Dazai's expression was very calm, he wiped the corners of his mouth that were a little red and swollen, he neither struggled nor called for help: "If beating me can change your opinion of me, then you can do it."

There is only the sound of the wind and leaves in the surroundings. Most of the students are in class now, and no one will pass by here. At this moment, Nakahara Chuya understands that Osamu Dazai chose this place to facilitate his hands.

"Are you insulting me?!" Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the other party's indifferent face, and was so angry that his lungs almost exploded, "You should have brains, why do you play yourself so stupid and incompetent? !"

"It's scary being in the crowd." Dazai Osamu suddenly said softly, but his eyes were cold, and the mottled tree shadows fell on his face, and his slender features suddenly blurred, "Because you can't Knowing what they're thinking, they're peeking at you through layers of masks, and I, need to be the clown. 'Make them laugh, make them like me', is that wrong?"

As long as you look a little stupid, others will relax their vigilance, and then get others' love.Life will be relatively easier, you will not get rejected by your classmates or complained by your teachers, and your parents will think you are a good child and will not educate you every now and then.

Is this thinking wrong?

Dazai Osamu's collar was almost torn by Nakahara Chuya, but now the hand holding him was trembling slightly, and even Nakahara Chuya's shoulders were also trembling, of course, out of anger.

Nakahara Chuya finally made a move, and mercilessly gave Osamu Dazai another punch, hitting that face that was sought after by thousands of women.He just felt like he was about to vomit out the bruise that was stuffed in his chest that day during the fight in the warehouse, and he was so angry that he hurt internally: "Who do you think you are? Do you want to be the darling loved by everyone? Don't be arrogant, I only saw Just a coward, a coward who is afraid of being hurt by others and pretends to be himself!"

Osamu Dazai was a little astonished, his eyes widened slightly, and he showed his true emotions undisguised for the first time, but the combo that followed made him unable to say anything more.Nakahara Nakahara was also a little surprised when he saw Osamu Dazai fight back. He thought that the other party would just be beaten obediently, but he didn't expect Osamu Dazai to look weak, but his strength was not small. pull away.

As a result, most people’s predictions were fulfilled. They were called to the grade director’s office together and listened to the teaching all afternoon. During this period, even though Dazai was injured, he still looked like a compliant person. He obediently obeyed whatever the grade director taught him promised.

Because they stayed too late, there were only the two of them left when they finally left school. No one was sent to pick them up, no matter whose family they were, the direction of their two homes was still on the same road. Turned to the sky, good luck tricks people.

As for who suffered the most injuries, it must be Dazai Osamu. Thinking that tomorrow he will no longer be able to use that face to deceive everywhere, Nakahara Chuya's mood improved.

"Chuya." Osamu Dazai didn't call him by his full name, nor did he use the previous "Central Plains-kun", but called him by his name very affectionately, which made Zhongyuan Zhong also feel a little out of place - after all, they just Had a fight.

"Do you want to tell the truth?" Osamu Dazai turned his head, his face was slumped, and under the bloody brilliance of the setting sun, something seemed to be burning in the depths of his pupils, "The truth is that I hate you too, and following you In the past few days around me, I found that this feeling has risen to the extreme, especially your taste in choosing hats is so bad, you are a malnourished dwarf."

After hearing this, Zhong Yuan felt that the blood in his whole body began to spurt, and the message "I want to kill this scum" sprayed out from every pore.

But before he got angry, Osamu Dazai laughed again, which was completely different from before, with an unpleasant slight mockery, but a very real smile: "But I don't hate staying with people I hate, If you hate each other, no matter what you do, you will only get disgusted by the other party. This kind of straightforward feeling is very convenient. If you have too much depression, you just need to fight like today."

Osamu Dazai pointed to the wound on his face.

"It will be very relaxing. If you stay with someone you hate, you may be able to stay together for a long time." When he said these words, his tone was very light, even with a little joy.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also dumbfounded, the anger just now disappeared all of a sudden.What a strange and distorted theory, but Osamu Dazai looked very serious.

Until later, they really hated each other but stayed together all the time.Until Mori Ogai appeared and asked them if they wanted to try an unusual life.At that time, Osamu Dazai had tried to die many times, and every time he committed suicide, his character became more angry, and he got rid of the emptiness of the shell, and the ability of Qi Zhongye gradually upgraded.

In short, turned into a very troublesome social scum.

"Huh? Didn't you beat it?" The collar was loosened, and Osamu Dazai yelled exaggeratedly, as if he was surprised and regretful when he found that the whole box of bandages was used up again.

"You bastard...!" Nakahara Zhongya roared, suddenly feeling physically and mentally exhausted, and his head was dizzy, "...one day I will kill you bastard."

Recently, I can't help but recall the past. If this guy Dazai knew, he would definitely say something like "Chuya really looks like a grandfather, wait, are you already bald?" Think about it It's a joke that makes people want to kill the past.He picked up his coat, pressed his hat tightly, and prepared to leave this place of right and wrong.Aizawa Arima was still holding his broken mobile phone and calling his heart, he felt his head was getting bigger.

"Are you leaving now?" Osamu Dazai sat back in his seat leisurely, crossed his legs, and didn't hold back.He just waved his hand with a smile: "Be careful on the road."

In the end, Osamu Dazai's words made Nakahara Chuya always feel that something was wrong.

He stumbled out from a side door of the tavern, and the night wind hit his forehead. After a while, the dizziness immediately turned into a pain like a needle prick.

Zhong Yuan also supported the wall next to him, and slowly rubbed his temples.

The road ahead was pitch black, with no street lights, let alone pedestrians.It took Zhongyuanzhong a lot of effort to realize that he had walked into the alley next to the tavern.

He fumbled in his pocket and finally found something was wrong.

wallet!Damn it, no wonder that bastard Dazai smiled so weirdly when he left, it turned out that he had already taken his wallet away.

The phone rang for a while, and the sound pierced Nakahara Chuya's eardrums.He moved slowly while holding the wall with one hand, and took out the phone with the other.

"Hello? Mr. Nakahara?"

A woman's voice came from inside, and Zhong Yuanzhong also felt a little familiar, but he just couldn't remember who it was.

"Are you drinking? Where's Mr. Dazai?"

"Fell into the river and drowned." He replied impatiently.

The sound from the mobile phone at the back is gradually not reaching the ears, and Zhongyuan Zhong only feels that his eyelids are heavy, and he doesn't know where there are always strange sounds.

Click click click.Click click click.

"Hello?" Nakahara Zhong also forced himself to cheer up, but no one spoke on the phone.

Click click click.Click click click.

As the sound got closer, a nerve in Zhongya's brain suddenly tingled sharply.

Click click click.Click click click.

This is the sound of blades rubbing against each other.

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly came back to his senses, and when he turned around, the silver blade glistened in the moonlight.

TBC