[Tomb Raiders] A Couple Made in Heaven
Chapter 5
In the chaos, Wu Xie could only hear two chuckles in the earpiece, like a silver bottle bursting and a burst of water, which was transmitted from the cable to his ears.He trembled again, removed the headset and covered his ears with some annoyance, and then put it back on again.
He frowned, and said softly: "Okay, then... little brother..." There was a burst of cheers on the public channel.
"Hmm. Alright, so let's start asking questions. The first question has nothing to do with the book. How did the name 'Sekine' come about and what does it mean?"
This is not the first time Wu Xie has been asked this question, he has always hesitated before.Today, however, he has the urge to speak out—it's not some hidden secret anyway, and...and this man's voice is too irresistible.
So Wu Xie said with a smile: "This question... why don't you just treat it as an official explanation this time, and you don't have to ask it anymore. In fact, my third uncle helped me choose this name. I don't know if you still remember about ten years ago. There was a writer named Sanshu when online novels first emerged a few years ago?"
Public channel: "Remember! I've read his book!" "It sucks! This guy is as good as Fat Uncle... Fortunately, the boss didn't inherit this gene." "It turns out that the boss's family Born, the bunker!"
"Well... At that time, he only became popular for a year or two before retiring. Later, he saw that I had the idea of writing online articles, so he gave me this name."
Mute Zhang: "So that's it... What's the meaning? I just saw someone on the public channel say that this name is very uncle, and it doesn't match your voice."
Wu Xie smiled helplessly, and said: "There is no special meaning, just the literal meaning...cough, it means to keep...chaste... My third uncle said that the Internet literature circle is also very chaotic, I hope I am in it Don't get involved or anything..."
Public channel: "Pfft—" "So the name is so connotative!!!" "I used to resent this name, but now I suddenly found a cute spot!" "Once I accept this setting, it's still very touching... "Boss, your chastity will be guarded by us!"
There were two more chuckles, and the mute Zhang said: "It seems that everyone is satisfied with this explanation. The second question, what is the relationship between Zhang Zhuoyang and Cui Zhihuai in "Journey to the West Chamber"?" There was still a smile in his voice.
Wu Xie felt that the dumb Zhang was not the same as before. Could it be that he was just nervous when he first started working on the mic?No, he wasn't nervous at all, isn't it funny?
Wu Xie's answer to this question is still the same: "friend, confidant, brother."
The public frequency is very dissatisfied: "Hey, hey, brother card is issued again..." "Boss, you are a rotten man, why is there a lower limit for this kind of problem?"
Mute Zhang: "Then what do you think is the relationship between the two protagonists in "Tomb Raiders Notes"?"
Wu Xie hesitated: "This...friend relationship?" He found himself digging a hole and jumped in.
Sure enough, the dumb Zhang smiled and said, "Just now I seem to have heard you say that my brother's official partner is the protagonist. Is this the connotation of 'friendship'?"
Public frequency: "YOOOOOOOOOOOO" "Dumb Zhang GJ!" "233333333 Dumb Zhang is good!"
Wu Xie covered his face and said, "No...it's just...this...their 'friendship' is different from that of Zhang Zhuo, Yang Cui Zhihuai and the others..." As for why it was different, he absolutely couldn't answer.
Fortunately, the dumb Zhang didn't make things difficult for him, and let go of the question: "The third question, Marquis Mo Yang was very popular when he appeared on the stage. What kind of role does he play in the whole story?"
Wu Xie smiled and said: "This question is very important, but seeing the situation just now, is it better for me to keep it secret for now?"
Mute Zhang Yi said with a smile: "Then keep it a secret. The fourth question, Liuqin is so cute that she is a boy, isn't she really a man disguised as a woman—is the student who asked this question serious?"
Wu Xie said solemnly: "I am very responsible to tell everyone that Liuqin is definitely an out-and-out girl, and she is as good as a fake." The audience collectively expressed their disappointment.
"Fifth question, what is the relationship between the red-sleeve girl in Qiongzhi Tower and Zhang Daxia? Is there any entangled past?" Gongpin fell silent for a moment, as if holding his breath waiting for the answer.
"Of course not, it's just like a confidante, a good friend who is more familiar with Zhang Daxia?"
Mute Zhang asked: "I guess everyone now wants to know how Mr. Cui is different from the red-sleeved girl as a bosom friend?"
Public channel: "Mute Zhang is very sharp tonight! Hit the nail on the head!" "Mute Zhang is so considerate! It represents the voice of the masses!"
"This..." Wu Xie got stuck again, "It should be, there is a certain difference, right?"
Dumb Zhang let him go, "This question should actually be asked first. The name "Journey to the West Chamber" is not a coincidence with "Journey to the West Chamber" and "Journey to the West", right? Why did you think of this subject? Is it a spoof?"
This time Wu Xie answered very easily: "Uh, actually, I lost a bet with Fatty at first, and then I wanted to write something like a propositional composition... Does he have a lot of weird ideas?"
"That's all about the content of the book. The next question is that there were very high calls during the solicitation, and it may be a bit nonsensical. First, how many monkeys are there in total for one monkey riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground?"
Wu Xie: "..."
Public channel: "Who mentioned this? GJ!" "This is molesting, isn't it?"
Mute Zhang laughed lightly, and then asked, "The masses still want to know the truth about how you and Xie Yuhua fell in love at first sight."
Wu Xie has been asked this question many times, and he used to hum and haha it in order to sell rot (he admits this with shame).But this time... Anyway, I explained the pen name before, so it’s not bad to say it, right?
"Nothing is as good as before. We knew each other from the beginning, and we just discovered it at that time."
"in reality?"
"Well, in reality."
Public frequency: "Three-dimensional!"
Mute Zhang finally said, "One last question."
As soon as this sentence came out, there were only two words left on the public channel: "I loved it!!!"
"Pfft!" Wu Xie laughed, "Do you need to do this..."
Public frequency: "Use!" "Must!" "Standard answer!"
Mute Zhang also said with a smile in his voice: "Okay, the last one, please kiss me."
☆、Chapter 6
Wu Xie was stunned for a few seconds, then subconsciously replied, "Ah? What is Mai Kiss?"
As soon as this sentence came out, he woke up, and then he wanted to slap himself, who wouldn't know what a wheat kiss is!Missed the best time to change the subject! How can I fix it!
"Mai Kiss is," dumb Zhang's voice sounded serious, "literally."
Public channel: "What is a dumb demonstration!"
"Really?" There was a hint of playfulness in the words, "Does Guan Gen need to demonstrate?"
"No, no need, I probably...understand." Wu Xie said weakly.
"Then what is your answer?"
Wu Xie scratched his hair irritably, can he pretend to be stuck now?Or installed offline?Or install a power outage?Did he unplug the network cable in time?
"Uh..." Wu Xie thought about it, "I think...it's my first time on the mic today...it's going too fast...isn't it good?"
Public channel: "First time!" "The progress is too fast!"
Mute Zhang laughed again: "In that case, everyone let Guan Gen go?"
Public channel: "Dumb Zhang's silly mother has spoken..." "Next time I can't shirk it!" "Actually, I am already satisfied to hear the voice of the boss!"
"Then, at the end, Sekine can say a few words by himself."
"Well, okay. First of all, thank you very much for participating in this book review meeting. The planning, field control, director, and host have all worked hard! This is the first time I have participated in such an event, and I can communicate with you in voice. It feels quite amazing... The public frequency is so fast that I am dazzled, haha. "Journey to the West Chamber" is what I have devoted my energy to in the past year. I am very happy to finally be able to complete the publication and be adapted into a radio drama, I also hope that everyone will like it. Well, in the end, I would like to thank the fans for their support, without you I would not be here today, I love you!"
Public channel: "What's the matter, it's very official but still so touching!" "Boss, we love you too!"
The mute Zhang said: "Okay, thank you Guan Gen for accepting this interview."
"Well," Wu Xie finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you, brother, for hosting. Then I'll get off the mic first."
Wu Xie put his whole body weight on the back of the chair, he was really exhausted after an interview.In fact, what brought the most oppressive feeling was not the strange questions, but the deep and cold voice that read out the questions. Wu Xie felt that he was being tempted all the time.
He opened QQ, found Aning and knocked on it.
Guan Gen: "Are you there?"
Ah Ning: "Yes. Haha, Boss worked hard just now!"
Sekine: "It's okay. I want to talk about Dumb Zhang..."
Ah Ning: "Oh? Dumb Zhang? What happened to him?"
Guan Gen: "I personally think he is not suitable for Zhang Zhuoyang... although his voice is very good."
Ah Ning: "What!!!! Why why? Boss, what do you think is wrong with him!!!"
Guan Gen: "Uh, don't get excited. I feel that the two of them have different personalities."
Aning: "...[cold sweat]"
Sekone: "I'm just offering my personal opinion. Of course, I'm not familiar with radio dramas at all. If you say something wrong, just tell me it's okay."
Ah Ning: "Boss...Look at those actors. Are the characters they play the same as their personalities? Radio dramas are the same, just like acting."
Guan Gen: "That's right! Makes sense!"
Ah Ning: "Pfft! Boss, you are really natural! By the way, what do you think of the character of Dumb Zhang?"
Guan Gen: "It's kind of approachable, it doesn't feel like Zhang Zhuoyang's unrestrained and uninhibited feeling."
Ah Ning: “…………………………………[Blood spurt]”
Sekone: "What? [Question]"
Ah Ning: "No, let me support the wall and laugh for a while..."
Guan Gen: "Hey, don't be so appetizing."
Ah Ning: "Okay, let me calm down a bit. Boss, you are definitely the first person I know who thinks that Dumb Zhang is approachable! Do you think that when he interviewed you, it was his true character?"
Guan Gen: "Eh? Isn't it?"
Ah Ning: "He was just playing the role of an approachable host! When he first came to the mic, he only asked a question and said a sentence to reflect his true character! Why do you think he is called "Dumb Zhang"? It is because unless He almost doesn’t take the initiative to speak in the supporting role!”
Sekine: "So he's all acting..."
Ah Ning: "Correct answer! In addition to "Mute Zhang", he also has the nickname of "Actor Zhang" because of what he acts like. Mute Zhang can basically be regarded as a god in the online supporting circle, with his proficient acting skills and Fantastic voice-changing skills - he once played a whole episode of a radio drama with one person playing the role of Octagon. Everyone's voice and tone are completely different. That drama is recognized as a masterpiece! So you said just now that he Not suitable, I was really scared, no one dared to say which role Mute Zhang can’t take.”
Guan Gen: "...although I don't know, but I feel it."
Aning: "In short, he is a great god! I was shocked when he came to participate in the audition of "Journey to the West Chamber". I planned to invite him. It seems that the blind man is right, he is really your brain-dead fan .”
Guan Gen: "Ahem, what about the black glasses? Is he also very powerful?"
Aning: "He is also one of the masters, known as the "general attack". He is only good for attacking, and other attacking sounds will become sensitive to him... There is a very big difference between him and dumb Zhang."
Kangen: "Oh? What?"
Ah Ning: "Mute Zhang only accepts the scripts he approves, even if it's just a side role. Before dubbing, he will definitely read the original work once, so that he can understand the old man's eyes. So basically the plays that Mute Zhang supports are very good. , and the quality of the original work must be very high. Hei Xiazi is different, he accepts dramas based on his preferences, and he also accepts some very bloody and vulgar original works. People can accept it and even applaud it. Hei Xiazi is therefore considered to have the ability to "turn decay into magic", and it is also recognized in the circle that most of the original dramas he assisted are not very readable."
Guan Gen: "Well...then my "Journey to the West Chamber" has a dumb Zhang and black glasses, so what?"
Ah Ning: "Ann! When the two of them met, of course it was Mute Zhang who prevailed! I will make "Journey to the West Chamber" into a new masterpiece!"
Guan Gen: "Haha, then I will entrust it to you."
Wu Xie closed the chat window, propped his chin and continued to listen to the book review meeting, and now he seemed to be engaged in some activity to grab the bench.It turned out that the intellectual and easygoing of the dumb Zhang was all staged. What kind of person would the real him be?
Wu Xie felt that she was becoming more and more interested in this person.
☆、Chapter 7
Xie Yuhua Shangmai performed the ED of "Journey to the West Chamber" live, bringing the atmosphere of the scene to a climax.
What follows is the preview of the much-anticipated radio drama.Aning flicked the late stage to make the preview within a week, just to make a sensation in the audience.
At this time, the public channel was finally banned.Wu Xie opened the colorful script that Aning gave him in advance, and calmly waited for the start of the radio drama.
There was a majestic background music at the beginning, Wu Xie was taken aback and hurriedly turned down the volume.Then he heard voices coming out.
……
Narrator: "Is the encounter at Xiangguo Temple a coincidence or destiny?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Hey, the hero in front, please stay! Seeing the hero's dignified appearance, you can know that the hero must be a person who is not parallel and righteous. This time, my little brother is entangled by an old friend and can't get away. Please also invite the hero A little helping hand."
Zhang Zhuoyang: "A good old friend? In this Xiangguo Temple?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Cough, uh, it's just..."
All the men in black: "That's him! Take it down!"
Zhang Zhuoyang: "Your ex-girlfriends were these men?"
Cui Zhihuai: "This... can be considered..."
Zhang Zhuoyang: "Oh, then today I will see the injustice!"
Cui Zhihuai: "Thank you, hero! Today's kindness, I will remember it in my heart and repay it!"...
Narrator: "A seemingly harmless scholar, is he a son of a rich family or a cunning profiteer?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Brother wants to leave now, but I'm afraid he won't be able to."
Zhang Zhuoyang: "What do you mean?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Brother, I think I also understand that those men in black just now are definitely not old friends, but killers who came here to take my little brother's life."
Zhang Zhuoyang: "You mean that now I'm considered to be your accomplice too?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Don't put it so harshly, we are... the same enemy. Let's be honest, brother, just now you have entered this troubled water by helping me. I have information, and you have kung fu, so it's better for the two of us Let's join hands to get through this crisis?"
Zhang Zhuoyang: "Oh? Are you threatening me?"
……
Announcement: "Sekine's original work, the radio drama "Journey to the West Chamber" for all ages, please look forward to it."
……
As soon as the background music stopped, Aning eagerly asked on QQ: "How is it?"
Guan Gen: "Why do I feel... the more I listen to it, the more it looks like... Danmei? Is it really all ages? You guys are too rotten, right?"
Aning: "Oh, these lines are all from your book! Besides, there are still such things as "You are the only connection between me and this world" and "Fortunately, I am not harmed" in Fatty's "Tomb Raiders Diary". Die you", "At least I'll find out", what "Take me home", isn't it posted in the name of all ages? [Squint eyes]"
Sekine: "It's not about the lines, it's mainly about the narration... The lines that are nothing to begin with, and your narration will make you think wrong!"
Ah Ning: "The narration is necessary to help the audience understand! Well, let's not talk about the sexual orientation, let's talk about how we did, boss, are you satisfied?"
Sekine: "I haven't heard radio dramas before, so I don't have any concept. But it feels really good, with a sense of imagery. I'm looking forward to the next feature film. [Smiling]"
Ah Ning: "What about the CV, do you still think that dumb Zhang is inappropriate?"
Wu Xie's fingers paused.Needless to say?The dumb Zhang's voice in the radio drama is deeper and thicker, and the feeling of shaking the heart is stronger.It is true to say that he is the film king. The character of Zhang Zhuoyang seemed to come to life under his interpretation. Wu Xie felt that he seemed to have re-recognized the character he created.No one is more suitable than him.
Guan Gen: "Are you mocking me? In my layman's eyes, it's very suitable! Oh, by the way, Cui Zhihuai is also quite good, it feels very good and very brilliant."
Ah Ning: "Haha, isn't it? Why don't you guess who his CV is?"
Sekone: "You are definitely looking for my pleasure, right? I only know a few CVs that came today, how could I guess them? But his voice has an inexplicable and subtle sense of familiarity..."
Wu Xie just happened to take a look at the public channel that was just opened on YY: "That's great, okay!!!" "The last one who announced the scene was also the dumb Zhang silly mother? My ears are going to be pregnant, okay!!!" "Okay Looking forward to it, when will the first issue be released!" "The voice of the blind man is really evil and crazy!" "By the way, who deserves Mr. Cui! You can't be a newcomer if you hear it, it must be someone My God! The voice is so familiar! Why can’t I remember it!”
The last sentence brushed across the screen was: "Weakly express, a bit like the voice of the boss..."
Public channel: "When you say that, I also feel a bit like it!" "Nani!!! Didn't think about that at all! Can you play it again and let me listen carefully!!!" "No Let's go! Boss wants to go into the sea?!"
Wu Xie couldn't help but complained silently in his heart: "What do you mean by 'Going to the sea'? Is this word so used? It can't be repaired!"
Then he frowned and recalled what Cui Zhihuai's voice was like.
Wu Xie only felt a little familiar before, but his own voice is different from others', so he is not so sensitive.
But now that so many people say it looks like it, does it prove that the voice really looks like it?But this is too unscientific. Does he not know if there is a recording?
☆、Chapter 8
Wu Xie approached Aning: "Who is Cui Zhihuai's CV?"
Ah Ning: "Hahahahaha, I won't tell you if I don't tell you! If you have the ability, you can ask dumb Zhang, he's a fan of brains, he will definitely tell you!"
Guan Gen: "...[Sweating] is too cheap, you five ha, that's fine, you tell me his number."
Wu Xie looked at the string of QQ numbers on the screen, hesitated for a moment, and clicked search.Dumb Zhang's QQ name is "370", but I don't know what it means.Wu Xie's own nickname and pen name are also different, which is "Wu Wang Zhi Xie".
He filled in "Brother? I'm Sekine" in the request to add a friend, and sent it with a click of the mouse.
Dumb Zhang accepted it quickly, Wu Xie opened the chat window, "Hi, brother~" Sure enough, Dumb Zhang was very cold in private: "Hello."
Guan Gen: "Uh, I think you are a good match! It's exactly the same as Zhang Zhuoyang in my mind."
Mute Zhang: "Thank you." Wu Xie adjusted his glasses, how can this kind of conversation go on? ! !
Guan Gen: "By the way, who is Cui Zhihuai's CV? I think he is also good."
Mute Zhang: "The crew said they would keep it secret." Wu Xie's first reaction was "Finally it's not just two words".
He didn't give up, and said: "I'm not an outsider, do I have to keep the original author a secret? [Blink]"
Mute Zhang: "A-Ning kept it a secret from you, so you came to ask me."
Wu Xie almost wanted to bang her head on the table!Who doesn't know that he found this guy because he couldn't ask for it from Aning!Is there any need to say that!How embarrassing he is!
Guan Gen: "That's it, then forget it, it's okay, I guess I don't know it either." Wu Xie actually didn't want to forget it at all, but he couldn't help it. I hope it's even bigger, if not, there's Xiuxiu!
He was about to close the chat window, but a message came from dumb Zhang: "It's me."
Sekine: "Huh? What do you mean? [stare]"
Mute Zhang: "I'm the one who matches Cui Zhihuai." Wu Xie remembered that Aning had mentioned his voice-changing skills when introducing Mute Zhang. totally different!
Sekine: "My God, this is too powerful! I worship you, O God!"
Mute Zhang: "You and the outside world say the same thing."
Guan Gen: "Oh? What did you say about me?"
Mute Zhang: "No airs."
Wu Xie smiled sarcastically, and replied, "I'm overwhelmed, I'm overwhelmed. I'm not a big shot in the first place, so what kind of airs do I want?"
He clicked on the chat window with Aning again: "Niema is still him! It's a fortress! It's really a god-like skill! Can't you tell it at all!"
Aning: "Hey? Did you ask me? Did you betray your lust or something?"
Sekine: "[Hematemesis] Fuck me! Where did I get the hue!!!"
Ah Ning: "Calm down, calm down...Actually, we didn't hear your voice when Mute Zhang recorded it. We thought that Cui Zhihuai's speech should be like this, but I didn't expect it to be so similar! What kind of ape dung is this!! ! Didn’t he change his voice a lot?”
Sekine: "Well, it's really amazing. By the way, what did you say about him acting in the whole drama by himself? I want to hear it."
Ah Ning: "I'll send it to you~ By the way, I have Dumb Zhang's plays here, do you want anything else?"
Guan Gen: "Then pass it on."
Ah Ning: "Okay! Ah, do you want to be danmei?"
Wu Xie froze for a moment, hesitated for a few seconds, and finally replied: "It's okay, just give it to me."
Ah Ning: "[Slant Eyes] I understand. I will send you an email."
Wu Xie closed the chat window with Aning, and clicked on the chat window with Mute Zhang.He put his hands on the keyboard, pondered for a while, but finally turned it off.
The book review has come to an end, the host girl said: "Today's book review is coming to an end, can we ask Guan Gen Shangmai to say a few words at the end?"
"Thank you for listening to the end. I think tonight is very successful. I think the radio drama just now is very good-er, although I haven't heard anything else, I will study it. And thank you again for your kindness to me and to "The West Wing." Thanks to the support of "Travel Notes", the physical book will be released in a while, so please support me a lot. It's very late, everyone should take a good rest after listening to it, um, that's it."
Public channel: "The last sentence of Asahi!!!" "Whoever recorded it, I will cut out "It's late and have a good rest" and listen to it every day!" "Tonight is really satisfying!"
It was almost early morning when the book review ended, Wu Xie took off his glasses and yawned.He was about to turn off the phone, but he squinted his eyes and pulled down the QQ interface, clicked on the comment name of Dumb Zhang, and changed it to "Poor Oil Bottle".
Wu Xie was not surprised when he found out that he had gained another CP as soon as he logged on to Weibo the next day, but instead found it a little funny.The newly released сP is naturally him and Dumb Zhang, and the funny thing is the name of the сP - "Dumb Root".
Wu Xie's inner feelings are like what someone said in the comments: "The сP name 23333333... is too rural love combination, okay!" In this regard, some fans started discussing Wu Xie's pen name again.
Whether it is "Flower Root" or "Fat Root", it seems that as long as he is associated with him, there will be a rustic atmosphere... Fans have complained that this pseudonym is too cheating for countless times.
Wu Xie pondered quietly for a few minutes, then looked at the webpage again.Naturally, Wu Xie clicked on Mute Zhang's Weibo and took a look.He found that Mute Zhang really lived up to his name - [-]% of the contents of Poker Bottle's Weibo were reposts of the crew's posts, and the remaining [-]% were for reporting the progress of the voiceover, which was simply boring.But he still has so many fans, and the number of comments on each Weibo is very high.
Wu Xie clicked on the top one to read. The content of the comments was almost nothing to do with the dumb Zhang Zhuan's radio drama, and they were all expressing his love and yearning for him.
This is also the case for Wu Xie himself, but it is not as good as Dumb Zhang. At least [-]% of his Weibo comments are related to Weibo content.There are very few people who pay attention to dumb Zhang, most of them are scholar-bureaucrats.
Wu Xie paid special attention - there is no self.Strange, don't they all say that this guy is his fan of Guan Gen?
By coincidence, Wu Xie broke his principle of "only paying attention to interesting people" and paid attention to this person who was probably the most boring.
☆、Chapter 9
The first post Mute Zhang retweeted on Weibo was the release of the trailer for "Journey to the West Chamber". Wu Xie clicked on it, and there was that pink background again.
This time he didn't turn it off, but took advantage of the download time to read the entire post carefully.From posters to scholar-bureaucrats and cast members (Cui Zhihuai wrote "announcement in the first issue"), to the crew's testimonials, and to the replies on each level below.
He didn't take radio dramas very seriously before - he always felt that it was just a few people reading lines there.It wasn't until then that he realized that a drama also included the efforts of so many people and condensed the efforts of so many people.Radio dramas are to them what novels are to Wu Xie, they are not jokes or playfulness, they are serious works that strive for perfection.
There are also listeners. Some listened to it many times and wrote long comments.The advantages and disadvantages of every detail were not overlooked, and Wu Xie was almost a little jealous—although he received more long comments.
After the file was downloaded, Wu Xie clicked on it to listen again.This time he paid more attention to the tone of each sentence, especially Cui Zhihuai's.However, until the end, he did not hear any resemblance between Cui Zhihuai's voice and dumb Zhang's.
Wu Xie even did a very stupid thing.He turned on the recording software that came with the computer, put on the headset, and dryly read a line from the script.Comparing with Mute Zhang's performance, the voice is really similar, but the tone and emotion are completely different.After listening to it several times, Wu Xie realized what he was doing.
He immediately deleted the recording file, scratched his hair angrily and said to himself: "Oh my God, what are you crazy about, if you want to be known by the fat man, you must be ridiculed to death, okay?"
Wu Xieyuan wanted to chat with the fat man, but when he first logged on to QQ, he was attracted by the newly received email.
Yes, this email is the portfolio of Dumb Zhang sent by Aning.Wu Xie downloaded all the zip files, and found a sentence in the text of the email: "I've marked a few with H's. You can decide for yourself whether you want to listen to it or not. Enjoy it dear!"
After decompressing all the files, Wu Xie hesitated for a few seconds, and finally chose the one without the H. Isn't listening to the H to him the same as watching calcium tablets? It's really too weird.
However, before the dumb Zhang appeared, Wu Xie turned off the drama he was listening to.He got up irritably and walked around the house a few times, then sat down firmly, and moved the mouse to the folder marked H.This is Pandora's magic box, Wu Xie, you have to think twice!There was always a voice in my heart warning me like this, but Wu Xie still double-clicked to open the folder.
He leaned against the back of the chair with earphones on and listened in a rather leisurely posture for ten minutes, almost forgetting about H.But as soon as the first groan and moan came out, Wu Xie straightened up and sat up.
He turned down the volume, but still felt a bit awkward just listening, so he clicked on Weibo on the webpage.Can't see it at all.Wu Xie scratched her hair in frustration.In fact, most of the □□ were sent by another CV, and the dumb Zhang seldom made a sound.But this just made the dumb Zhang's voice stand out, and Wu Xie was able to capture almost every syllable of him accurately.
It won't work like this, Wu Xie thought.Glancing at the script, there are no lines in this paragraph, and he dragged the progress bar to skip this lively...
In the following week, Wu Xie listened to all the radio dramas sent by Aning intermittently.He found that even without deliberately changing his voice, Mute Zhang would adjust his pitch when playing different roles.Listening to his plays is a kind of enjoyment. Mute Zhang’s voice makes people feel like they are on the scene. When you close your eyes, the scenes in the play will emerge in your mind.
To put it simply, he is whoever the dumb Zhang mates with.Wu Xie also listened to a few FTs that he rarely participated in. At that time, dumb Zhang seemed to be an official spokesperson, and every word he said was impeccable and high-sounding. In other words, it was completely boring.
Sure enough, this person will use the corresponding identity on different occasions?It took so long to listen to all the dramas of dumb Zhang Pei, but Wu Xie didn't feel that he knew him better at all.And dumb Zhang's performance at the previous book review meeting seemed to be very clear about his character, and he was able to handle it with ease.Isn't this too unfair?
Even so, even if dumb Zhang joined Wu Xie back on the day Wu Xie paid attention to him, they didn't have more intersections.Wu Xie felt that he was also quite strange - obviously he was so obsessed with this person's voice, and obviously had his QQ account (he believed that there were very few people on the Internet who had a dumb Zhang QQ except the planning director), but he was unwilling to take the initiative Go talk to him.
Until that night, Aning approached him on QQ: "Boss, tomorrow we will have a live PIA show, are you interested in watching it?"
Wu Xie probably understood the meaning of "PIA drama", and asked slowly: "Is everyone here?"
Ah Ning: "The dumb Zhang usually records it by himself. Whether the blind man accepts the PIA scene depends on the situation. But this time..."
Guan Gen: "What about this time?"
Aning: "Oh, they will all come this time. Just say whether you will come or not."
Wu Xie actually wanted to go, but she held back a bit: "Will it be too bad, in case it causes trouble to you..."
Ah Ning: "No, no, you just go to spur them! Then it's settled, I'll call you tomorrow."
Kangen: "Well, okay."
What Wu Xie didn't know, Ah Ning had just finalized with him, and opened the other two chat windows. "Mute Zhang, tomorrow we will have a live PIA show, it's up to you to decide whether to come or not. Oh, yes, Guan Gen will come too."
"Blind man, blind man, tomorrow we will have a live PIA show, Guan Gen and Dumb Zhang are here, come if you want to see a good show." With a confident smile in the corner of his mouth, Aning directly logged into QQ.There is no need to wait for a reply.
When Wu Xie entered the channel, Aning was talking about a play: "This scene is about Zhang Zhuoyang and Cui Zhihuai hiding in the brothel in order to escape from the pursuit, and then happened to meet Mo Yanghou, who is the most suspected of rebellion, competing with other guests for the oiran. So Cui Zhihuai decided I got involved, not only to test Mo Yanghou but also to ask the oiran Hongxiu to find out about Mo Yanghou's situation. Unexpectedly, after he finally became the guest of the Hongxiu girl, Zhang Zhuoyang said that he knew Hongxiu from the beginning."
Wu Xie asked on the public channel: "You have arrived here so soon?"
Aning replied: "No, it's rare that everyone can communicate with each other this weekend, and most of them will be on stage, so let's pass it together. Dumb Zhang, you start with Cui Zhihuai's part first?"
Mute Zhang said "OK" and cleared his throat to read the dialogue.Wu Xie felt that listening to his original voice one second, and the next second became a voice that was said to be very similar to his own, and that feeling was a bit subtle.
However dumb
He frowned, and said softly: "Okay, then... little brother..." There was a burst of cheers on the public channel.
"Hmm. Alright, so let's start asking questions. The first question has nothing to do with the book. How did the name 'Sekine' come about and what does it mean?"
This is not the first time Wu Xie has been asked this question, he has always hesitated before.Today, however, he has the urge to speak out—it's not some hidden secret anyway, and...and this man's voice is too irresistible.
So Wu Xie said with a smile: "This question... why don't you just treat it as an official explanation this time, and you don't have to ask it anymore. In fact, my third uncle helped me choose this name. I don't know if you still remember about ten years ago. There was a writer named Sanshu when online novels first emerged a few years ago?"
Public channel: "Remember! I've read his book!" "It sucks! This guy is as good as Fat Uncle... Fortunately, the boss didn't inherit this gene." "It turns out that the boss's family Born, the bunker!"
"Well... At that time, he only became popular for a year or two before retiring. Later, he saw that I had the idea of writing online articles, so he gave me this name."
Mute Zhang: "So that's it... What's the meaning? I just saw someone on the public channel say that this name is very uncle, and it doesn't match your voice."
Wu Xie smiled helplessly, and said: "There is no special meaning, just the literal meaning...cough, it means to keep...chaste... My third uncle said that the Internet literature circle is also very chaotic, I hope I am in it Don't get involved or anything..."
Public channel: "Pfft—" "So the name is so connotative!!!" "I used to resent this name, but now I suddenly found a cute spot!" "Once I accept this setting, it's still very touching... "Boss, your chastity will be guarded by us!"
There were two more chuckles, and the mute Zhang said: "It seems that everyone is satisfied with this explanation. The second question, what is the relationship between Zhang Zhuoyang and Cui Zhihuai in "Journey to the West Chamber"?" There was still a smile in his voice.
Wu Xie felt that the dumb Zhang was not the same as before. Could it be that he was just nervous when he first started working on the mic?No, he wasn't nervous at all, isn't it funny?
Wu Xie's answer to this question is still the same: "friend, confidant, brother."
The public frequency is very dissatisfied: "Hey, hey, brother card is issued again..." "Boss, you are a rotten man, why is there a lower limit for this kind of problem?"
Mute Zhang: "Then what do you think is the relationship between the two protagonists in "Tomb Raiders Notes"?"
Wu Xie hesitated: "This...friend relationship?" He found himself digging a hole and jumped in.
Sure enough, the dumb Zhang smiled and said, "Just now I seem to have heard you say that my brother's official partner is the protagonist. Is this the connotation of 'friendship'?"
Public frequency: "YOOOOOOOOOOOO" "Dumb Zhang GJ!" "233333333 Dumb Zhang is good!"
Wu Xie covered his face and said, "No...it's just...this...their 'friendship' is different from that of Zhang Zhuo, Yang Cui Zhihuai and the others..." As for why it was different, he absolutely couldn't answer.
Fortunately, the dumb Zhang didn't make things difficult for him, and let go of the question: "The third question, Marquis Mo Yang was very popular when he appeared on the stage. What kind of role does he play in the whole story?"
Wu Xie smiled and said: "This question is very important, but seeing the situation just now, is it better for me to keep it secret for now?"
Mute Zhang Yi said with a smile: "Then keep it a secret. The fourth question, Liuqin is so cute that she is a boy, isn't she really a man disguised as a woman—is the student who asked this question serious?"
Wu Xie said solemnly: "I am very responsible to tell everyone that Liuqin is definitely an out-and-out girl, and she is as good as a fake." The audience collectively expressed their disappointment.
"Fifth question, what is the relationship between the red-sleeve girl in Qiongzhi Tower and Zhang Daxia? Is there any entangled past?" Gongpin fell silent for a moment, as if holding his breath waiting for the answer.
"Of course not, it's just like a confidante, a good friend who is more familiar with Zhang Daxia?"
Mute Zhang asked: "I guess everyone now wants to know how Mr. Cui is different from the red-sleeved girl as a bosom friend?"
Public channel: "Mute Zhang is very sharp tonight! Hit the nail on the head!" "Mute Zhang is so considerate! It represents the voice of the masses!"
"This..." Wu Xie got stuck again, "It should be, there is a certain difference, right?"
Dumb Zhang let him go, "This question should actually be asked first. The name "Journey to the West Chamber" is not a coincidence with "Journey to the West Chamber" and "Journey to the West", right? Why did you think of this subject? Is it a spoof?"
This time Wu Xie answered very easily: "Uh, actually, I lost a bet with Fatty at first, and then I wanted to write something like a propositional composition... Does he have a lot of weird ideas?"
"That's all about the content of the book. The next question is that there were very high calls during the solicitation, and it may be a bit nonsensical. First, how many monkeys are there in total for one monkey riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground?"
Wu Xie: "..."
Public channel: "Who mentioned this? GJ!" "This is molesting, isn't it?"
Mute Zhang laughed lightly, and then asked, "The masses still want to know the truth about how you and Xie Yuhua fell in love at first sight."
Wu Xie has been asked this question many times, and he used to hum and haha it in order to sell rot (he admits this with shame).But this time... Anyway, I explained the pen name before, so it’s not bad to say it, right?
"Nothing is as good as before. We knew each other from the beginning, and we just discovered it at that time."
"in reality?"
"Well, in reality."
Public frequency: "Three-dimensional!"
Mute Zhang finally said, "One last question."
As soon as this sentence came out, there were only two words left on the public channel: "I loved it!!!"
"Pfft!" Wu Xie laughed, "Do you need to do this..."
Public frequency: "Use!" "Must!" "Standard answer!"
Mute Zhang also said with a smile in his voice: "Okay, the last one, please kiss me."
☆、Chapter 6
Wu Xie was stunned for a few seconds, then subconsciously replied, "Ah? What is Mai Kiss?"
As soon as this sentence came out, he woke up, and then he wanted to slap himself, who wouldn't know what a wheat kiss is!Missed the best time to change the subject! How can I fix it!
"Mai Kiss is," dumb Zhang's voice sounded serious, "literally."
Public channel: "What is a dumb demonstration!"
"Really?" There was a hint of playfulness in the words, "Does Guan Gen need to demonstrate?"
"No, no need, I probably...understand." Wu Xie said weakly.
"Then what is your answer?"
Wu Xie scratched his hair irritably, can he pretend to be stuck now?Or installed offline?Or install a power outage?Did he unplug the network cable in time?
"Uh..." Wu Xie thought about it, "I think...it's my first time on the mic today...it's going too fast...isn't it good?"
Public channel: "First time!" "The progress is too fast!"
Mute Zhang laughed again: "In that case, everyone let Guan Gen go?"
Public channel: "Dumb Zhang's silly mother has spoken..." "Next time I can't shirk it!" "Actually, I am already satisfied to hear the voice of the boss!"
"Then, at the end, Sekine can say a few words by himself."
"Well, okay. First of all, thank you very much for participating in this book review meeting. The planning, field control, director, and host have all worked hard! This is the first time I have participated in such an event, and I can communicate with you in voice. It feels quite amazing... The public frequency is so fast that I am dazzled, haha. "Journey to the West Chamber" is what I have devoted my energy to in the past year. I am very happy to finally be able to complete the publication and be adapted into a radio drama, I also hope that everyone will like it. Well, in the end, I would like to thank the fans for their support, without you I would not be here today, I love you!"
Public channel: "What's the matter, it's very official but still so touching!" "Boss, we love you too!"
The mute Zhang said: "Okay, thank you Guan Gen for accepting this interview."
"Well," Wu Xie finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you, brother, for hosting. Then I'll get off the mic first."
Wu Xie put his whole body weight on the back of the chair, he was really exhausted after an interview.In fact, what brought the most oppressive feeling was not the strange questions, but the deep and cold voice that read out the questions. Wu Xie felt that he was being tempted all the time.
He opened QQ, found Aning and knocked on it.
Guan Gen: "Are you there?"
Ah Ning: "Yes. Haha, Boss worked hard just now!"
Sekine: "It's okay. I want to talk about Dumb Zhang..."
Ah Ning: "Oh? Dumb Zhang? What happened to him?"
Guan Gen: "I personally think he is not suitable for Zhang Zhuoyang... although his voice is very good."
Ah Ning: "What!!!! Why why? Boss, what do you think is wrong with him!!!"
Guan Gen: "Uh, don't get excited. I feel that the two of them have different personalities."
Aning: "...[cold sweat]"
Sekone: "I'm just offering my personal opinion. Of course, I'm not familiar with radio dramas at all. If you say something wrong, just tell me it's okay."
Ah Ning: "Boss...Look at those actors. Are the characters they play the same as their personalities? Radio dramas are the same, just like acting."
Guan Gen: "That's right! Makes sense!"
Ah Ning: "Pfft! Boss, you are really natural! By the way, what do you think of the character of Dumb Zhang?"
Guan Gen: "It's kind of approachable, it doesn't feel like Zhang Zhuoyang's unrestrained and uninhibited feeling."
Ah Ning: “…………………………………[Blood spurt]”
Sekone: "What? [Question]"
Ah Ning: "No, let me support the wall and laugh for a while..."
Guan Gen: "Hey, don't be so appetizing."
Ah Ning: "Okay, let me calm down a bit. Boss, you are definitely the first person I know who thinks that Dumb Zhang is approachable! Do you think that when he interviewed you, it was his true character?"
Guan Gen: "Eh? Isn't it?"
Ah Ning: "He was just playing the role of an approachable host! When he first came to the mic, he only asked a question and said a sentence to reflect his true character! Why do you think he is called "Dumb Zhang"? It is because unless He almost doesn’t take the initiative to speak in the supporting role!”
Sekine: "So he's all acting..."
Ah Ning: "Correct answer! In addition to "Mute Zhang", he also has the nickname of "Actor Zhang" because of what he acts like. Mute Zhang can basically be regarded as a god in the online supporting circle, with his proficient acting skills and Fantastic voice-changing skills - he once played a whole episode of a radio drama with one person playing the role of Octagon. Everyone's voice and tone are completely different. That drama is recognized as a masterpiece! So you said just now that he Not suitable, I was really scared, no one dared to say which role Mute Zhang can’t take.”
Guan Gen: "...although I don't know, but I feel it."
Aning: "In short, he is a great god! I was shocked when he came to participate in the audition of "Journey to the West Chamber". I planned to invite him. It seems that the blind man is right, he is really your brain-dead fan .”
Guan Gen: "Ahem, what about the black glasses? Is he also very powerful?"
Aning: "He is also one of the masters, known as the "general attack". He is only good for attacking, and other attacking sounds will become sensitive to him... There is a very big difference between him and dumb Zhang."
Kangen: "Oh? What?"
Ah Ning: "Mute Zhang only accepts the scripts he approves, even if it's just a side role. Before dubbing, he will definitely read the original work once, so that he can understand the old man's eyes. So basically the plays that Mute Zhang supports are very good. , and the quality of the original work must be very high. Hei Xiazi is different, he accepts dramas based on his preferences, and he also accepts some very bloody and vulgar original works. People can accept it and even applaud it. Hei Xiazi is therefore considered to have the ability to "turn decay into magic", and it is also recognized in the circle that most of the original dramas he assisted are not very readable."
Guan Gen: "Well...then my "Journey to the West Chamber" has a dumb Zhang and black glasses, so what?"
Ah Ning: "Ann! When the two of them met, of course it was Mute Zhang who prevailed! I will make "Journey to the West Chamber" into a new masterpiece!"
Guan Gen: "Haha, then I will entrust it to you."
Wu Xie closed the chat window, propped his chin and continued to listen to the book review meeting, and now he seemed to be engaged in some activity to grab the bench.It turned out that the intellectual and easygoing of the dumb Zhang was all staged. What kind of person would the real him be?
Wu Xie felt that she was becoming more and more interested in this person.
☆、Chapter 7
Xie Yuhua Shangmai performed the ED of "Journey to the West Chamber" live, bringing the atmosphere of the scene to a climax.
What follows is the preview of the much-anticipated radio drama.Aning flicked the late stage to make the preview within a week, just to make a sensation in the audience.
At this time, the public channel was finally banned.Wu Xie opened the colorful script that Aning gave him in advance, and calmly waited for the start of the radio drama.
There was a majestic background music at the beginning, Wu Xie was taken aback and hurriedly turned down the volume.Then he heard voices coming out.
……
Narrator: "Is the encounter at Xiangguo Temple a coincidence or destiny?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Hey, the hero in front, please stay! Seeing the hero's dignified appearance, you can know that the hero must be a person who is not parallel and righteous. This time, my little brother is entangled by an old friend and can't get away. Please also invite the hero A little helping hand."
Zhang Zhuoyang: "A good old friend? In this Xiangguo Temple?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Cough, uh, it's just..."
All the men in black: "That's him! Take it down!"
Zhang Zhuoyang: "Your ex-girlfriends were these men?"
Cui Zhihuai: "This... can be considered..."
Zhang Zhuoyang: "Oh, then today I will see the injustice!"
Cui Zhihuai: "Thank you, hero! Today's kindness, I will remember it in my heart and repay it!"...
Narrator: "A seemingly harmless scholar, is he a son of a rich family or a cunning profiteer?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Brother wants to leave now, but I'm afraid he won't be able to."
Zhang Zhuoyang: "What do you mean?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Brother, I think I also understand that those men in black just now are definitely not old friends, but killers who came here to take my little brother's life."
Zhang Zhuoyang: "You mean that now I'm considered to be your accomplice too?"
Cui Zhihuai: "Don't put it so harshly, we are... the same enemy. Let's be honest, brother, just now you have entered this troubled water by helping me. I have information, and you have kung fu, so it's better for the two of us Let's join hands to get through this crisis?"
Zhang Zhuoyang: "Oh? Are you threatening me?"
……
Announcement: "Sekine's original work, the radio drama "Journey to the West Chamber" for all ages, please look forward to it."
……
As soon as the background music stopped, Aning eagerly asked on QQ: "How is it?"
Guan Gen: "Why do I feel... the more I listen to it, the more it looks like... Danmei? Is it really all ages? You guys are too rotten, right?"
Aning: "Oh, these lines are all from your book! Besides, there are still such things as "You are the only connection between me and this world" and "Fortunately, I am not harmed" in Fatty's "Tomb Raiders Diary". Die you", "At least I'll find out", what "Take me home", isn't it posted in the name of all ages? [Squint eyes]"
Sekine: "It's not about the lines, it's mainly about the narration... The lines that are nothing to begin with, and your narration will make you think wrong!"
Ah Ning: "The narration is necessary to help the audience understand! Well, let's not talk about the sexual orientation, let's talk about how we did, boss, are you satisfied?"
Sekine: "I haven't heard radio dramas before, so I don't have any concept. But it feels really good, with a sense of imagery. I'm looking forward to the next feature film. [Smiling]"
Ah Ning: "What about the CV, do you still think that dumb Zhang is inappropriate?"
Wu Xie's fingers paused.Needless to say?The dumb Zhang's voice in the radio drama is deeper and thicker, and the feeling of shaking the heart is stronger.It is true to say that he is the film king. The character of Zhang Zhuoyang seemed to come to life under his interpretation. Wu Xie felt that he seemed to have re-recognized the character he created.No one is more suitable than him.
Guan Gen: "Are you mocking me? In my layman's eyes, it's very suitable! Oh, by the way, Cui Zhihuai is also quite good, it feels very good and very brilliant."
Ah Ning: "Haha, isn't it? Why don't you guess who his CV is?"
Sekone: "You are definitely looking for my pleasure, right? I only know a few CVs that came today, how could I guess them? But his voice has an inexplicable and subtle sense of familiarity..."
Wu Xie just happened to take a look at the public channel that was just opened on YY: "That's great, okay!!!" "The last one who announced the scene was also the dumb Zhang silly mother? My ears are going to be pregnant, okay!!!" "Okay Looking forward to it, when will the first issue be released!" "The voice of the blind man is really evil and crazy!" "By the way, who deserves Mr. Cui! You can't be a newcomer if you hear it, it must be someone My God! The voice is so familiar! Why can’t I remember it!”
The last sentence brushed across the screen was: "Weakly express, a bit like the voice of the boss..."
Public channel: "When you say that, I also feel a bit like it!" "Nani!!! Didn't think about that at all! Can you play it again and let me listen carefully!!!" "No Let's go! Boss wants to go into the sea?!"
Wu Xie couldn't help but complained silently in his heart: "What do you mean by 'Going to the sea'? Is this word so used? It can't be repaired!"
Then he frowned and recalled what Cui Zhihuai's voice was like.
Wu Xie only felt a little familiar before, but his own voice is different from others', so he is not so sensitive.
But now that so many people say it looks like it, does it prove that the voice really looks like it?But this is too unscientific. Does he not know if there is a recording?
☆、Chapter 8
Wu Xie approached Aning: "Who is Cui Zhihuai's CV?"
Ah Ning: "Hahahahaha, I won't tell you if I don't tell you! If you have the ability, you can ask dumb Zhang, he's a fan of brains, he will definitely tell you!"
Guan Gen: "...[Sweating] is too cheap, you five ha, that's fine, you tell me his number."
Wu Xie looked at the string of QQ numbers on the screen, hesitated for a moment, and clicked search.Dumb Zhang's QQ name is "370", but I don't know what it means.Wu Xie's own nickname and pen name are also different, which is "Wu Wang Zhi Xie".
He filled in "Brother? I'm Sekine" in the request to add a friend, and sent it with a click of the mouse.
Dumb Zhang accepted it quickly, Wu Xie opened the chat window, "Hi, brother~" Sure enough, Dumb Zhang was very cold in private: "Hello."
Guan Gen: "Uh, I think you are a good match! It's exactly the same as Zhang Zhuoyang in my mind."
Mute Zhang: "Thank you." Wu Xie adjusted his glasses, how can this kind of conversation go on? ! !
Guan Gen: "By the way, who is Cui Zhihuai's CV? I think he is also good."
Mute Zhang: "The crew said they would keep it secret." Wu Xie's first reaction was "Finally it's not just two words".
He didn't give up, and said: "I'm not an outsider, do I have to keep the original author a secret? [Blink]"
Mute Zhang: "A-Ning kept it a secret from you, so you came to ask me."
Wu Xie almost wanted to bang her head on the table!Who doesn't know that he found this guy because he couldn't ask for it from Aning!Is there any need to say that!How embarrassing he is!
Guan Gen: "That's it, then forget it, it's okay, I guess I don't know it either." Wu Xie actually didn't want to forget it at all, but he couldn't help it. I hope it's even bigger, if not, there's Xiuxiu!
He was about to close the chat window, but a message came from dumb Zhang: "It's me."
Sekine: "Huh? What do you mean? [stare]"
Mute Zhang: "I'm the one who matches Cui Zhihuai." Wu Xie remembered that Aning had mentioned his voice-changing skills when introducing Mute Zhang. totally different!
Sekine: "My God, this is too powerful! I worship you, O God!"
Mute Zhang: "You and the outside world say the same thing."
Guan Gen: "Oh? What did you say about me?"
Mute Zhang: "No airs."
Wu Xie smiled sarcastically, and replied, "I'm overwhelmed, I'm overwhelmed. I'm not a big shot in the first place, so what kind of airs do I want?"
He clicked on the chat window with Aning again: "Niema is still him! It's a fortress! It's really a god-like skill! Can't you tell it at all!"
Aning: "Hey? Did you ask me? Did you betray your lust or something?"
Sekine: "[Hematemesis] Fuck me! Where did I get the hue!!!"
Ah Ning: "Calm down, calm down...Actually, we didn't hear your voice when Mute Zhang recorded it. We thought that Cui Zhihuai's speech should be like this, but I didn't expect it to be so similar! What kind of ape dung is this!! ! Didn’t he change his voice a lot?”
Sekine: "Well, it's really amazing. By the way, what did you say about him acting in the whole drama by himself? I want to hear it."
Ah Ning: "I'll send it to you~ By the way, I have Dumb Zhang's plays here, do you want anything else?"
Guan Gen: "Then pass it on."
Ah Ning: "Okay! Ah, do you want to be danmei?"
Wu Xie froze for a moment, hesitated for a few seconds, and finally replied: "It's okay, just give it to me."
Ah Ning: "[Slant Eyes] I understand. I will send you an email."
Wu Xie closed the chat window with Aning, and clicked on the chat window with Mute Zhang.He put his hands on the keyboard, pondered for a while, but finally turned it off.
The book review has come to an end, the host girl said: "Today's book review is coming to an end, can we ask Guan Gen Shangmai to say a few words at the end?"
"Thank you for listening to the end. I think tonight is very successful. I think the radio drama just now is very good-er, although I haven't heard anything else, I will study it. And thank you again for your kindness to me and to "The West Wing." Thanks to the support of "Travel Notes", the physical book will be released in a while, so please support me a lot. It's very late, everyone should take a good rest after listening to it, um, that's it."
Public channel: "The last sentence of Asahi!!!" "Whoever recorded it, I will cut out "It's late and have a good rest" and listen to it every day!" "Tonight is really satisfying!"
It was almost early morning when the book review ended, Wu Xie took off his glasses and yawned.He was about to turn off the phone, but he squinted his eyes and pulled down the QQ interface, clicked on the comment name of Dumb Zhang, and changed it to "Poor Oil Bottle".
Wu Xie was not surprised when he found out that he had gained another CP as soon as he logged on to Weibo the next day, but instead found it a little funny.The newly released сP is naturally him and Dumb Zhang, and the funny thing is the name of the сP - "Dumb Root".
Wu Xie's inner feelings are like what someone said in the comments: "The сP name 23333333... is too rural love combination, okay!" In this regard, some fans started discussing Wu Xie's pen name again.
Whether it is "Flower Root" or "Fat Root", it seems that as long as he is associated with him, there will be a rustic atmosphere... Fans have complained that this pseudonym is too cheating for countless times.
Wu Xie pondered quietly for a few minutes, then looked at the webpage again.Naturally, Wu Xie clicked on Mute Zhang's Weibo and took a look.He found that Mute Zhang really lived up to his name - [-]% of the contents of Poker Bottle's Weibo were reposts of the crew's posts, and the remaining [-]% were for reporting the progress of the voiceover, which was simply boring.But he still has so many fans, and the number of comments on each Weibo is very high.
Wu Xie clicked on the top one to read. The content of the comments was almost nothing to do with the dumb Zhang Zhuan's radio drama, and they were all expressing his love and yearning for him.
This is also the case for Wu Xie himself, but it is not as good as Dumb Zhang. At least [-]% of his Weibo comments are related to Weibo content.There are very few people who pay attention to dumb Zhang, most of them are scholar-bureaucrats.
Wu Xie paid special attention - there is no self.Strange, don't they all say that this guy is his fan of Guan Gen?
By coincidence, Wu Xie broke his principle of "only paying attention to interesting people" and paid attention to this person who was probably the most boring.
☆、Chapter 9
The first post Mute Zhang retweeted on Weibo was the release of the trailer for "Journey to the West Chamber". Wu Xie clicked on it, and there was that pink background again.
This time he didn't turn it off, but took advantage of the download time to read the entire post carefully.From posters to scholar-bureaucrats and cast members (Cui Zhihuai wrote "announcement in the first issue"), to the crew's testimonials, and to the replies on each level below.
He didn't take radio dramas very seriously before - he always felt that it was just a few people reading lines there.It wasn't until then that he realized that a drama also included the efforts of so many people and condensed the efforts of so many people.Radio dramas are to them what novels are to Wu Xie, they are not jokes or playfulness, they are serious works that strive for perfection.
There are also listeners. Some listened to it many times and wrote long comments.The advantages and disadvantages of every detail were not overlooked, and Wu Xie was almost a little jealous—although he received more long comments.
After the file was downloaded, Wu Xie clicked on it to listen again.This time he paid more attention to the tone of each sentence, especially Cui Zhihuai's.However, until the end, he did not hear any resemblance between Cui Zhihuai's voice and dumb Zhang's.
Wu Xie even did a very stupid thing.He turned on the recording software that came with the computer, put on the headset, and dryly read a line from the script.Comparing with Mute Zhang's performance, the voice is really similar, but the tone and emotion are completely different.After listening to it several times, Wu Xie realized what he was doing.
He immediately deleted the recording file, scratched his hair angrily and said to himself: "Oh my God, what are you crazy about, if you want to be known by the fat man, you must be ridiculed to death, okay?"
Wu Xieyuan wanted to chat with the fat man, but when he first logged on to QQ, he was attracted by the newly received email.
Yes, this email is the portfolio of Dumb Zhang sent by Aning.Wu Xie downloaded all the zip files, and found a sentence in the text of the email: "I've marked a few with H's. You can decide for yourself whether you want to listen to it or not. Enjoy it dear!"
After decompressing all the files, Wu Xie hesitated for a few seconds, and finally chose the one without the H. Isn't listening to the H to him the same as watching calcium tablets? It's really too weird.
However, before the dumb Zhang appeared, Wu Xie turned off the drama he was listening to.He got up irritably and walked around the house a few times, then sat down firmly, and moved the mouse to the folder marked H.This is Pandora's magic box, Wu Xie, you have to think twice!There was always a voice in my heart warning me like this, but Wu Xie still double-clicked to open the folder.
He leaned against the back of the chair with earphones on and listened in a rather leisurely posture for ten minutes, almost forgetting about H.But as soon as the first groan and moan came out, Wu Xie straightened up and sat up.
He turned down the volume, but still felt a bit awkward just listening, so he clicked on Weibo on the webpage.Can't see it at all.Wu Xie scratched her hair in frustration.In fact, most of the □□ were sent by another CV, and the dumb Zhang seldom made a sound.But this just made the dumb Zhang's voice stand out, and Wu Xie was able to capture almost every syllable of him accurately.
It won't work like this, Wu Xie thought.Glancing at the script, there are no lines in this paragraph, and he dragged the progress bar to skip this lively...
In the following week, Wu Xie listened to all the radio dramas sent by Aning intermittently.He found that even without deliberately changing his voice, Mute Zhang would adjust his pitch when playing different roles.Listening to his plays is a kind of enjoyment. Mute Zhang’s voice makes people feel like they are on the scene. When you close your eyes, the scenes in the play will emerge in your mind.
To put it simply, he is whoever the dumb Zhang mates with.Wu Xie also listened to a few FTs that he rarely participated in. At that time, dumb Zhang seemed to be an official spokesperson, and every word he said was impeccable and high-sounding. In other words, it was completely boring.
Sure enough, this person will use the corresponding identity on different occasions?It took so long to listen to all the dramas of dumb Zhang Pei, but Wu Xie didn't feel that he knew him better at all.And dumb Zhang's performance at the previous book review meeting seemed to be very clear about his character, and he was able to handle it with ease.Isn't this too unfair?
Even so, even if dumb Zhang joined Wu Xie back on the day Wu Xie paid attention to him, they didn't have more intersections.Wu Xie felt that he was also quite strange - obviously he was so obsessed with this person's voice, and obviously had his QQ account (he believed that there were very few people on the Internet who had a dumb Zhang QQ except the planning director), but he was unwilling to take the initiative Go talk to him.
Until that night, Aning approached him on QQ: "Boss, tomorrow we will have a live PIA show, are you interested in watching it?"
Wu Xie probably understood the meaning of "PIA drama", and asked slowly: "Is everyone here?"
Ah Ning: "The dumb Zhang usually records it by himself. Whether the blind man accepts the PIA scene depends on the situation. But this time..."
Guan Gen: "What about this time?"
Aning: "Oh, they will all come this time. Just say whether you will come or not."
Wu Xie actually wanted to go, but she held back a bit: "Will it be too bad, in case it causes trouble to you..."
Ah Ning: "No, no, you just go to spur them! Then it's settled, I'll call you tomorrow."
Kangen: "Well, okay."
What Wu Xie didn't know, Ah Ning had just finalized with him, and opened the other two chat windows. "Mute Zhang, tomorrow we will have a live PIA show, it's up to you to decide whether to come or not. Oh, yes, Guan Gen will come too."
"Blind man, blind man, tomorrow we will have a live PIA show, Guan Gen and Dumb Zhang are here, come if you want to see a good show." With a confident smile in the corner of his mouth, Aning directly logged into QQ.There is no need to wait for a reply.
When Wu Xie entered the channel, Aning was talking about a play: "This scene is about Zhang Zhuoyang and Cui Zhihuai hiding in the brothel in order to escape from the pursuit, and then happened to meet Mo Yanghou, who is the most suspected of rebellion, competing with other guests for the oiran. So Cui Zhihuai decided I got involved, not only to test Mo Yanghou but also to ask the oiran Hongxiu to find out about Mo Yanghou's situation. Unexpectedly, after he finally became the guest of the Hongxiu girl, Zhang Zhuoyang said that he knew Hongxiu from the beginning."
Wu Xie asked on the public channel: "You have arrived here so soon?"
Aning replied: "No, it's rare that everyone can communicate with each other this weekend, and most of them will be on stage, so let's pass it together. Dumb Zhang, you start with Cui Zhihuai's part first?"
Mute Zhang said "OK" and cleared his throat to read the dialogue.Wu Xie felt that listening to his original voice one second, and the next second became a voice that was said to be very similar to his own, and that feeling was a bit subtle.
However dumb
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