Start being a cute pet today [Transmigration Book]

Extra Story [-]: Two or three things about living in seclusion

([-]) Two or three things about eating

Ever since they sneaked away after the war in order to avoid being hunted by the Immortal Realm, Jiang Yifeng and Gu Nian came to a remote mountainous area far away from Lingyunmen, Xianjing, and the place they lived before.

For the days to come, clothing, housing and transportation will not be a big problem for them.

Because, Lord Mozun is very rich.

Whatever they brought casually from the magic palace was enough for them to buy a city and live in their own small yard for the rest of their lives.

Jiang Yifeng felt that living in seclusion should have the appearance of living in seclusion, and he should build a small wooden house on the mountain to spend his days farming and weaving.

But Gu Nian felt that he couldn't let his Xiao Yi feel aggrieved, so he bought a huge yard with thunderous speed, decorated it carefully, and set off firecrackers all day to welcome the two of them.

There is not a single servant in the whole yard, and Gu Nian is in charge of all matters. Jiang Yifeng just needs to be responsible and be a fool.

Today, when the relationship between the attacker and the victim has been clearly defined, looking at the diligent and frugal management of his family, Mozun, he couldn't help but admire in his heart: what a capable little wife.

But, this little wife feels that the food outside is unhygienic, and she has to eat everything at home.

Ever since, the little charming wife began to roll up her sleeves and do it herself.

Jiang Yifeng: (T_T)......

Guitian Daohu said, what else can I do, the daughter-in-law can only eat it! ! !

After enduring a whole week of dark cooking, Jiang Yifeng couldn't take it anymore.

Do not erupt in silence, die in silence.

Jiang Yifeng chose to explode! !

He patted the table heavily, met Gu Nian's aggrieved eyes, and shouted: "I, I, I, can't I cook by myself..."

Ever since, our Jiang Yifeng, who volunteered to be a cook, walked into the kitchen.

After going through a series of operations such as washing rice, washing vegetables, choosing vegetables, preparing seasonings, frying vegetables, serving them out, washing pots, dishes, and wiping tables, Jiang·Slacker·Yifeng felt that it was good to eat dark dishes, healthy.

([-]) Anecdotes about uninvited guests

Jiang Yifeng originally thought that the place they were hiding in was very remote, and that the Upper Immortal Realm hadn't found them for more than a year, which was enough to prove that they were wise in choosing the location.

However, today, Jiang Yifeng fully realized that they were wrong.

Yan Wuxing and Tang Qianqian brought a few unexpected guests over, and asked Jiang Yifeng and Gu Nian to take care of them for a while, and then happily went on their honeymoon with Yan Wuxing.

It turns out that everyone knows they are hiding here...

These uninvited guests include Wei Zixi, who has been holding a small fish tank all day long, and Ting Yin, who has turned into the original body of a flat fish, jumping around in the fish tank.

There are also Mu Jiuhe who uses illusion to become a dog from time to time, pretending that he is really a dog chasing Xiaoyan, and Xiaoyan who is still in the state of soul.

These two couples are nothing, Jiang Yifeng and Gu Nian cover each other's eyes so they can't see each other, but there are two other people...

Mu Yinhua, whose two souls of "wisdom" and "memory" have been taken away, except for his body is still the same, his behavior has completely become a child.

"Sister, I want to eat this." Mu Yinhua pointed at the apples on the table, pulled Gong Yifan's clothes, and asked cautiously.

Gong Yifan rubbed his head, smiled slightly, and said softly: "You can ask the two brothers over there."

Hearing this, Mu Yinhua timidly moved between Jiang Yifeng and Gu Nian, lowered his head: "I can, can I eat that fruit?"

Jiang Yifeng, Gu Nian: QAQ......

who are you! !

Who are you! !

What kind of monster are you! ! !

Is this the unrestrained son of the demon king they knew, the dream fog Mu Yinhua who almost wiped out the whole world! !

Gu Nian was better, still able to hold back his expression, but Jiang Yifeng was so shocked that he even forgot to control his expression, his eyes were about to fall out.

"Sister, brothers don't seem to like me very much, so they won't give me fruit." Mu Yinhua, who was ignored, threw herself into Gong Yifan's arms and cried.

this.......this.....

Jiang Yifeng covered his eyes——

This picture is really unbearable! ! !

Gu Nian's psychological quality is stronger than him, and he quickly came back to his senses, found a lot of delicious pastries, held them in front of Mu Yin's picture, and showed patience with children: "That fruit is not delicious, these for you."

"Thank you brother." Mu Yinhua took the pastry and smiled happily.

Goofy and kind of cute.

Then... the pastry I just got was swallowed by the belated cargo.

"Wow——!!!!!!" Mu Xiaohua, who thought she was a little cute just now, suddenly burst into earth-shattering cries, like a flash flood or a thunderstorm.

Gong Yifan hurriedly comforted Mu Xiaohua, and managed to calm him down, but was bumped into his arms by Mu Gougoujiu who rushed over suddenly, fell to the ground, and burst into tears again.

Jiang Yifeng decisively chose to pull Gu Nian into the room, and rejoiced in his heart: Fortunately, both of them are men, it is impossible to have children, and raising children is really terrible.

([-]) Two or three things about going home and taking a look

After getting ahead, pretending to be tough when you go home, especially when you go back to a home that is not good for you, is a must-have routine for upgrading novels. Jiang Yifeng also knows the routine well and encourages Gu Nian to go home and read it from time to time.

But Gu Nian was always reluctant to go back before, but now, Lord Mozun, who was kept awake at night by Mu Xiaohua's crying and Mu Jiu's barking, even offered to go back and have a look?

Jiang Yifeng was curious: "Didn't my brother not want to go back?"

Gu Nian was inexplicably shy, her cheeks were flushed, "I think about it now."

Jiang Yifeng asked the seven dwarfs who occupied their small courtyard about how to pretend to be low-key, luxurious and connotative.

Mu Jiu said: "You should wear the most gorgeous clothes, and it is best to wear shiny rings on all ten fingers, and dress yourself like a walking jewel."

Jiang Yifeng said: "Vulgar."

Mu Jiu turned into a dog, grinning at him and barking fiercely at him several times.

Jiang Yifeng ran to ask Wei Zixi again.

Wei Zixi held the fish tank in his hand in a daze, and said, "There's nothing more honorable than bringing Sister Yin along."

The little flatfish spat a bubble and agreed with him.

"But you don't have sister Yin."

Jiang Yifeng: ......

My brother is the nicest guy in the world.

Huohuo came over: "You can bring food. If someone brings me delicious food, I will think he is very powerful."

Jiang Yifeng glanced at him, calmly took out two things to eat, and gagged Huohuo's mouth.

Only Gongyifan is a normal person. She dragged Mu Xiaohua who was crying in her arms, and said, "Just bring some special products, just go home."

When Jiang Yifeng thought about it, he was right.

The two quickly packed their bags and returned home quickly.

People from the devil world are also interesting.

As soon as he heard that Lord Mozun wanted to go home and take a look, he was so happy, as if he had become a Mozun. He came to the door of Gu's house early, dressed up Gu's family in a prosperous and festive manner, and was afraid of their demons. Zun didn't live well, and lived an uncomfortable life.

In the middle of the night, the Gu family suddenly broke into countless demons. The Gu family’s disciples mobilized their aura vigilantly and prepared to go through a fierce battle, but in the end they just watched these demons come in and out, tearing down walls and making holes. After a while, the Gu family Just look brand new.

The children of the Gu family were stunned, and the demons hated that iron could not be made into steel, and stuffed things into their hands one by one, and said:

"Our Lord Mozun likes the cloud silk quilt the most, go and spread it quickly."

"The white jade bed is already at the door, please make way."

"Master Mozun treasures his little tiger the most. These foods have a miraculous effect on the growth and development of animals. Remember to eat three meals a day, and one meal cannot be missed!"

"These, these, these, prepare a few more things, Lord Mozun likes to throw things when he is angry, hey, is this house strong enough, will it not be able to withstand the spiritual power of Lord Mozun? Reinforce it!!"

It's not yet New Year's Eve, but the Gu's courtyard is covered with lanterns, red cloths, and happy words.

The children of the Gu family looked confused, so Lord Mozun... who is it? ?

When he heard that the family was tossed into a mess by the devil, the second elder Gu Yi coughed up blood in anger: "Presumptuous!! How can our Gu family become a devil's den! No matter what kind of devil he is, we will fight him to the death!!"

Since Jiang Yifeng and Gu Nian divided up the spirit fruit for refining advanced pills many years ago, Gu Yi's cultivation is still at the stage of golden elixir stage Dzogchen, and he can't advance no matter what.

As soon as he finished speaking, a powerful coercion descended from the sky, causing his legs to tremble.

The three elders of the Gu family could barely resist, and the other children of the Gu family all knelt on the ground with a "plop".

Gu Nian and Jiang Yifeng arrived at the gate of Gu's house.

Just as he was about to raise his hand to knock on the door, the door opened automatically, and the demons lined up neatly, kneeling on one knee, "Greetings, Lord Demon Lord, Welcome Lord Demon Lord, Welcome Lord Demon Lord——!"

The sound of shouting resounded through the sky.

Well, now everyone knows they're back home.

"Why are you here?" Gu Nian frowned, "Go back and stay."

"Yes!" The figures of the demons disappeared instantly.

Everyone just looked at Gu Nian dumbfounded, and with just one sentence, he drove away the demons who were "doing evil" at home.

"Hey, hey, why are you all kneeling? Oh, it's all my fault, I forgot to put away the coercion, I just entered the Nascent Soul stage and I'm not very proficient, everyone forgive me!" Jiang Yifeng smiled and put away the "accidentally" emitted Coercion.

Gu Shan, Gu Shui, and Gu Yu even watched helplessly as this waste material bullied by them since childhood was called Lord Mozun, and the young man in maple clothes beside him casually erupted the coercion of the Nascent Soul stage. Stepping into the gate majestically, they didn't even dare to raise their heads.

"Eh?" Jiang Yifeng stopped suddenly when passing by the three of them, and put his hand on Gu Shan's shoulder: "My friend, do you look familiar?"

Gu Shan bullied the weak and feared the strong as always, Jiang Yifeng passed out without doing anything.

"..."

"........."

Walking two steps forward, I saw Gu Qian'er, with beautiful eyes full of affection, looking at Gu Nian shyly.

For this blatant act of showing love, Jiang Yifeng's action is: put his arm around Gu Nian's shoulders, kiss him on the lips, and look arrogantly at Gu Qian'er——

dream you.

And then......

Elder Gu Yi, who threatened to fight to the death with the demon world just a second ago, greeted him with a smile: "I didn't expect Master Mozun to be a child of our Gu family! It's really the light of the Gu family!!"

"Yeah, Gu Jiazhi was almost beaten to death by you when he was a child." Jiang Yifeng squinted and muttered angrily.

"Haha...ha...haha..." Gu Yi could only laugh awkwardly at this statement.

"We didn't come back this time to show off." Gu Nian successively took out many magical artifacts that even Gu Yi had never seen before, and distributed them to all the children of the Gu family, including Gu Shan, Gu Shui, and Gu Yu.

These things are impossible for the Gu family to get, even if they get one, it is a great fortune, let alone one!

"I'm coming back this time, and I have one more thing, I want the three elders to help me." Gu Nian respectfully made an edit, "I want to hold a wedding with Xiao Yi, here."

Jiang Yifeng: ∑(￣□￣;)! ! ! !

what?

Didn't you come back to pretend?

Why did it suddenly become a wedding? ?

It was also at this time that Jiang Yifeng realized that the Gu family compound seemed to be overly prosperous.

Gu Nian took Jiang Yifeng's hand, and in the dark pupils, there was a bright look: "I think Tong Xiaoyi will have a wedding that will never be forgotten, and we will live and die together, and talk to Zicheng, and spend the day and night together."

Everyone present swallowed silently, and was forcibly fed a handful of dog food.

([-]) Anecdotes about the wedding

It was indeed a wedding that will never be forgotten.

The ceremonial banquet stretches from the Gu family to Lingyun Xianshan, and then from the devil world to Xianjing.

The divine beast in charge of the luck of the world returns to Heaven and Daohu, and the leader of the demon world, the wedding of Gu Nian, the demon king. All kinds of gods, big and small, and demons from all walks of life gather in this little Gu family.

The God of War Junxuan brought the Ghost King Jiumu to present congratulatory gifts.

When everyone saw these two, their jaws almost dropped, and they immediately went to look through the history books that were pressed at the bottom of the box.The great person who saved the whole world thousands of years ago is not a legend, but still lives in this world, as if he just crawled out of a picture in a book!

This belongs to Heaven and Daohu, how could he have such a big face? ?

When Liao Que Jinxian and Yan Wuxing stepped into the threshold of the Gu family, holding hands, laughing and playing, they couldn't help but flip through the scroll of current events—the shocking gossip in the world of cultivating immortals. !

They thought it was just spreading rumors, but they didn't expect that the world's No. 1 Endless Patriarch actually eloped with a fairy family! !Still Jinxian! ! !

When Gong Yifan brought Mu Yin's paintings to the Gu family, the children of the Gu family doubled their eyes.

They took out the old arrest warrants and compared them repeatedly—yes, this is indeed the son of the former Demon Lord, the mist of fantasy dreams, and Mu Yinhua! !

It was precisely because of this that, at the wedding, when Wei Zixi, the number one violin master in the human world, and Bai Qingruo, the celestial saintess, were married together, the children of the Gu family expressed that they were used to it and were very calm.

But the next second, their jaws dropped again.

The lyre in Wei Zixi's hand turned into a woman, and she glared at Bai Qingruo with anger and jealousy. Because her listening skills were still in training, she hadn't fully recovered yet, so in her human form, she still had a gleaming golden fish tail under her waist.

One of the two great weapons—the Shark Shark Shark, Shark Bone Qin! ! ! !

A child of the Gu family was so shocked that he fell to the ground and convulsed.

"I can't take it anymore? What will I do next??" Jiang Yifeng shook his head helplessly.

Sure enough, before the words fell, the roar of thousands of spirit beasts came from all directions, Jiang Yifeng and Gu Nian held hands, pointing the black knife straight at the sky.

Those who are also divine soldiers—Gui Guigui, Gui Tian Ming Dao——! ! ! ! !

This time, more people were shocked to the point of fainting.

Seeing this, Jiang Yifeng quietly covered her mouth and smirked: Sure enough, in terms of subconscious pretense, no one can compare to Gu Nian.

"Brother, it's time to enter the bridal chamber." Jiang Yifeng stretched out his hand to Gu Nian, his amber eyes were full of affection.

The evening wind blows through the hall, blowing the red silk and faille hanging all over the courtyard, shaking the red and bright red lanterns, and flickering the bright red candles.

Gu Nian put his hand into Jiang Yifeng's palm, and a shy and shallow smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Be gentle."