Tricky

After experiencing mutual harm and unintentional domestic violence, although on the surface the relationship between the two has reconciled as before.But Boss Xiao has already silently made a note of this crazy monk in his heart. It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and my face must be worth at least 500 million taels of silver!

After various chance encounters, Xiao Se finally recovered his martial arts, and he became that genius martial arts boy again.So Xiao Se secretly began to think about how to deal with that crazy monk without being discovered.

The reason is that you must think of a high-sounding sound, and you can't appear to be vengeful and stingy. This is really worrying Boss Xiao.

"What are you doing, Xiao Se, let's go to the Beauty's Village for a drink."

Boss Xiao looked at this little guy who suddenly appeared, with an imperceptible smile on his lips.

"Okay, let's call that monk together, and take him, a fake monk, to see the world."

So Lei Wujie happily ran out to find Wuxin, but was met with Wuxin's righteous words "no."

"Go, let's go have a drink and chat."

"This is an act of breaking the precepts, how can a monk do this." He put his hands together in front of his chest: "Amitabha."

There is nothing Lei Wujie can't do without me!I still have to take you with me today.

Half an hour later, "Hey, well, it really doesn't make sense to you. If you don't go, I can only go with Boss Xiao." My heart growled silently: It doesn't make sense, and I can't fight. It seems that I should continue to work hard. Practice martial arts.

As night fell, outside the beauty hall, the three of them stood on the brightly lit street.Wu Jie complained: "You fake monk, you swear by it, and you wasted half an hour of my tongue, but you still came after me!"

Hearing the words, Xiao Se glanced sideways at Wu Xin who was standing beside him, and saw that he was looking at the Beauty Village without looking sideways, so he flicked his cloak and led the way in.

After passing through all the Yingying Yanyans and gambling tables, Xiao Se took them to a window-side window seat on the third floor with ease.

Wu Jie was still looking around dazedly, but Wu Xin said after the three sat down, "It seems that Boss Xiao is very familiar with this kind of place."

"Where is it, you forgot that the first time we met was near this beauty hall."

Speaking of a beautiful woman, she walked slowly, and the maids behind her filled the table with fragrant fermented rice, delicate sweet-scented osmanthus powder cake, Ruyi tuckahoe cake, etc. in turn.

"Boss Xiao, Tiannurui is not feeling well today, and I will be served by the servants." He said as he poured the wine into three clear porcelain bowls.

"You don't need to wait, you go down, we will do it ourselves." Xiao Se said lazily without even lifting his eyelids.Lei Wujie, on the other hand, was completely attracted by the mellow wine, and Wuxin didn't even look sideways.

The woman looked at the three very handsome guest officers who were indifferent to her beauty, and suddenly realized something in her heart.

When he turned around and left, he whispered to the maid next to him: "Call a few handsome young men to come over and serve you." These three don't do what we do!

"Try this sweet-scented osmanthus flour cake, it's a signature in the beauty hall." Boss Xiao picked up a piece and sent it to Wu Xin who was opposite, but he was snatched by someone on the way, "It's really delicious!" Lei Wujie Said while tasting the delicacy in his mouth.

Boss Xiao looked at the empty chopsticks in his hand, so he could only smile on the surface.It doesn't matter, the powder is still there.

So Boss Xiao picked up another piece of Ruyi Fuling Cake and sent it to Wuxin, but unexpectedly, Lei Wujie, a little rascal, snatched it away with lightning speed.

Boss Xiao put down his chopsticks and said angrily, "Lei Wujie, are you so hungry!"

"This looks delicious too!" Lei Wujie said that he was really innocent, "Don't you want to pick it up for me to eat?"

Boss Xiao didn't answer, and took a sip of tea alone, thinking that this is what you insist on eating, and I can't blame me for the consequences.

In order to ensure the efficacy of the medicine, the medicine powder was given a little harder, and it had been used up twice just now, but I didn't expect that both times it would die before it was finished.

"I want to eat too." Wuxin looked at Xiao Se, pointed to the sweet-scented osmanthus cake on the table, Xiao Se's patience was exhausted, "Don't you have hands yourself? Do you want me to feed you?"

Before they finished arguing, the three young men pushed the door open and entered. When they saw the people sitting behind the table, their eyes lit up.There is an endless stream of travelers from all over the world in Meirenzhuang, and there are naturally many romantic figures, but it is really amazing that three such handsome men with very different temperaments appear at the same time.

From the appearance alone, I really don't know if the young ladies should pay for it.

Before Xiao Se had time to chase them away, the young ladies had already exchanged winks, and quickly separated and sat down to start serving.

The young man sitting next to Wu Xin picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus flour cake with his right hand, and dragged it with his left hand, intending to feed it to Wu Xin.Wu Xin frowned at the exquisite pastries stretched out, glanced in Xiao Se's direction, and said to the young man: "No, the poor monk can come by himself." It was a ruthless rejection, but it was still extremely seductive. Just listening to this magnetic voice made people blush.

Lei Wujie had enough to eat and drink, remembered Xiao Se's superb gambling skills from what he had heard, and once won a city, and now happened to be in this beauty's village, even dice were ready-made, so he wanted to ask for advice.

"Boss Xiao, why don't you teach me to gamble!"

"I will never make a loss-making business. What do you have that I should bet with you?"

Lei Wujie scratched his head and thought for a long time, and he really didn't have anything of value, nothing of value.

At this moment, Wuxin who was standing aside said, "Why don't I bet with you for him, if I lose, the 500 taels he owes you will be doubled, if I win, your Xueluo Villa will be mine, how about it?" ?”

When this condition was made, before Xiao Se had time to refute it, Lei Wujie quit first, "Okay, you monk, you have learned to be a white wolf with empty hands!"

"If you lose, the 500 will be doubled and tripled, and you will pay it back." Xiao Se pointed at Wuxin and said leisurely.

"Okay, if I win, you have to wait in Xueluo Villa for a month."

"make a deal."

"You agreed to teach me to gamble, why did you two start to gamble?" Lei Wujie muttered in a low voice, and faintly felt a very strange feeling in his stomach, as if there were eight hundred spiders Essence gnaws inside.

The young man next to Xiao Se has prepared the dice and is ready to start the game at any time.Lei Wujie, who wanted to insist on watching from the sidelines, couldn't stand the worsening abdominal pain, so he stood up with his hands on his stomach, and asked Xiao Guan, "Where is the toilet?"

Seeing Lei Wujie's suddenly pale face, Xiao Guan didn't dare to delay, and ran to the toilet with Lei Wujie like a wind.

In the private seat, there are only Xiao Se and Wu Xin, plus two young ladies.

Wu Xin raised his eyebrows and glanced at Xiao Se, "Let's start." Xiao Guan rolled the dice, and both of them took the simple and rough route, and the outcome was decided in one game.

The sound of shaking the dice stopped suddenly, and the two looked at each other with normal expressions, very relaxed. On the contrary, the two young men beside them tensed up slightly, staring closely at the dice cup in the center of the table.

"Boss Xiao, please go first."

Xiao Se glanced at the dice cup, smiled and said, "I bet big."

"Okay, the little monk will bet on the little one."

Xiao Se reached out to the dice cup, ready to reveal the answer, but Wu Xin quickly grabbed Xiao Se's wrist, "Let's do it, little monk."

"Don't bother, just come down."

The two talked on their lips, and made moves with their hands unambiguously. The two young men saw two afterimages on the table passing by quickly.

Suddenly, Wu Xin turned her head and said to the young man next to her, "Go ahead." As he said that, he slapped the table, and the dice cup flew into the young man's hand.

Xiao Se did not show any weakness, picked up the small porcelain bowl on the table and threw it in the direction of the young man.

Let's talk about the other side, Lei Wujie rushed to the toilet in a hurry, but as soon as he took off his pants, he was shocked, there was a pool of red blood! ! !Thinking of my abdominal pain symptoms again, this...isn't this the girl's menstruation?

Xiao Guan asked outside the door: "Do you need to call the doctor over?"

"No, no, no, you go back first, I just have a little diarrhea, and it will be fine in a while."

In fact, this medicine is just a wicked thing that Xiao Se got when he traveled all over the world. It doesn't hurt the body, and it doesn't bleed out blood. It's just that after taking it, the symptoms are like a woman's menstruation.Xiao Se had long forgotten about this thing, and only thought of it in a flash when he was thinking about how to get out of his mind.I didn't expect that this little guy would be scared to death. His brain circuit has been going around several times in his life from being terminally ill to becoming a woman in the second half of his life. His legs are numb thinking about it.

Seeing that Lei Wujie chased him away so eagerly, the young lady who waited on Lei Wujie couldn't stay longer, so he walked to the private room where he had come.But before he reached the door, he heard another young man exclaim in the corridor: "Ah!" During this period, there was a sound of ping-pong-pong-pong, followed by another scream of pain.

Is it so exciting?Xiao Guan stopped in the corridor. Hearing this movement, he felt a little embarrassed. Those two looked very gentle... After a little hesitation, they decided to turn around and look for Lei Wujie.

In the room, the young man next to Wuxin watched the dice cup flying towards him suddenly and couldn't help but frantically prepared to catch it, but was hit on the wrist by the small porcelain bowl thrown from Xiao Se's side, causing his wrist to go numb. Humming in pain, I didn't expect to scare away another young man outside the door...

The dice cup flipped a few times in the air, but was finally snatched open by Wu Xin with quick eyesight and quick hands.

"Two hundred thirty-three."

"It is small."

"Little monk won." Wuxin looked at Xiao Se and said with a smile, with an imperceptible joy in his voice.

"You! Do! Cheating!" Xiao Se refused to accept.

"Oh? What evidence is there?" Although he knew it was done under his nose, but there is really no evidence. Besides, if he would do the same, it is hard to say whether it is really cheating.

The atmosphere was a bit stalemate for a while, Xiao Se couldn't help but sighed, thinking that he hadn't been punished when he went out, and now it seemed that he had been punished.I really want to play tricks and deny it, but when I think about the trick I just had with this monk, I can't run away, so let's be more aggressive.

"Okay, the winner is the king and the loser is the bandit. I admit defeat, and the Xueluo Mountain Villa will be yours." Xiao Se said calmly on the surface, but his heart was so painful that he was about to bleed.When the business couldn't go on, it didn't sell for 1000 taels of silver, but now it's good, it's all cheap for this monk.

"It's better to hit the sun than choose another day. Let's go to your Xueluo Villa to have a look." Wuxin is still very interested in this bleak inn where she has lived for a long time.

"What?! What time is it now, Xueluo Villa is hundreds of miles away!" Xiao Se collapsed a bit.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here." After saying that, he jumped out of the window and ran away like pulling Xiao Sefei. It seemed that he didn't want to delay for a moment, and he didn't even bother to leave the main entrance.Only the two young men were left standing there, when suddenly they remembered something!

Over there, Lei Wujie's legs were numb from squatting, and he finally stood up. The short steps from the latrine to the private room were extremely difficult. Don't need to be supported by the waiter.Xiao Guan looked at Lei Wujie's posture from behind, and couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Unexpectedly, upon returning to the elegant room, Xiao Se and Wu Xin disappeared.

"What about the two of them?"

"They said they were going to Xueluo Mountain Villa." A young lady replied.

"These two unreliable people ran away without telling me." Lei Wujie thought about his current miserable situation, and then thought about his two pig teammates, feeling exhausted physically and mentally.

Just as they were about to chase, the two young men shouted at the same time: "Wait, the bill hasn't been settled yet! A total of 20 taels of silver!"

Lei Wujie almost slipped his feet, "This... I don't have any money, so put it on Tang Lian's account first!" As he said that, he hurried away, ignoring his physical discomfort and the cries of the young lady behind him.

As for Tang Lian, she still doesn't know that she has an extra 20 taels of foreign debt.