Weed practice method

After being hungover with Jiang Ming last time, Ye Tang returned home with a stomach ache and vomited for an hour hugging the toilet. He swore that he would never drink more than three bottles in the future.

Jiang Mingxu really did what he said, and asked Aida to accept a variety show for their group, and this variety show called "Don't Go Home Tonight" has a high number of views in the past, and it is a popular online variety show.

Ye Tang turned on the computer and searched for "I won't go home tonight", intending to learn about the content and process of the variety show in advance.After watching three episodes in a row, he also figured out the reason for the high volume of broadcasts of this variety show.

It turns out that the theme of this variety show is to invite a few traffic stars or Internet celebrities in each episode, and arrange for them to stay overnight at the legendary ghost talk location.

The program group will change the place to stay in each episode. The first episode is an abandoned mental hospital, the second episode is a villa where a dismemberment case occurred, and the third episode is a wooden house in a deserted village where a child disappeared...

The posture of the program group seems to be satisfactory if they have to shoot all the birthplaces of strange stories in China.

Of course there are no real ghosts standing there waiting for others to shoot, so the program group often directs and acts on their own to arrange some unnatural phenomena, and then invites a well-known nearby monk or Taoist witch to come to the scene. The gods talk about ways to solve "spiritual events".

Everyone has a curiosity-seeking psychology, and this kind of supernatural setting alone has already attracted the attention of the audience.

The staff can also control the rhythm of the program and current hot topics very well. They will always arrange gossip couples and stars to share a room together, interspersed with an ambiguous and relaxed atmosphere when nervous, so each episode is full of highlights, and the ratings are rising steadily.

Ye Tang also attaches great importance to this variety show. In order to show his best state in front of the camera, he started exercising two weeks before the recording. He went to bed early and woke up early. It was very sticky and uncomfortable to tear off and throw away, but I still insisted on wasting a mask every day.

Because of his poor memory, Ye Tang forced himself to familiarize himself with the procedures and lines of the variety show script every day.

Two days before the filming started, he looked in the mirror and picked up the newly grown black hair roots on the top of his head. He felt that the black and yellow intersecting hair would affect the appearance, so he went to the barber shop to dye the newly grown hair roots brown.

On the day of filming, Ye Tang came to the TV station early with his agent. After putting on makeup backstage, he sat on the bus with the staff and waited for everyone to arrive at the recording location. Several cameramen were already sitting in the last row of the bus with their cameras on their shoulders. .

Jiang Mingxu and Lin Runzhi boarded the car one after the other, and when Ye Tang saw them boarding the car, he waved excitedly and said, "Xiao Ming, Xiao Run, I'm here!"

Jiang Mingxu lazily walked to him and sat down: "You are really energetic."

"You don't seem to have slept well. Let me lend you my shoulder." Ye Tang patted himself on the shoulder to signal Jiang Mingxu to come over, but he received a blank stare.

After the car set off, Jiang Mingxu still couldn't bear the drowsiness and fell asleep on Ye Tang's shoulder with his eyes closed. The makeup artist squatted halfway in the narrow aisle of the bus with a brush to apply makeup to him.

"It's really great to have a private makeup artist, so you don't have to get up early to go to the TV station to put on makeup." Ye Tang was a little envious, but soon forgot it, and turned to Lin Runzhi who was behind him to continue chatting.

The bus drove slowly for a while and stopped at the gate of Jingyun Temple, and then Huijue got on the bus leisurely holding the Buddhist beads in the eyes of everyone.

"This monk is very handsome."

"Yes, yes, it seems that the ratings of this episode are going to rise again!" Several female assistants from the program group around me whispered.

Huijue went straight to Ye Tang's seat and saluted him with a smile, "We meet again."

"Master Hui...Master Huijue!" Ye Tang was startled and didn't know what to say, so he smiled awkwardly and nodded, then watched Huijue sit down calmly in the seat in front of him, with the back of his bald head shining brightly in front of him.

Jiang Mingxu squinted his eyes half-closed to look at Huijue and Ye Tang, moved his head towards Ye Tang's neck, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

Ye Tang thought to himself, could it be that Jingyun Temple has no money?No matter how poor he is, he is not so poor that an eminent monk like Master Huijue can make money on the show.

He wanted to ask Huijue why he participated in this kind of program, but considering that the two of them were not very familiar, Ye Tang still swallowed the question.

When the car drove for almost an hour, Ye Tang woke up Jiang Mingxu, and the director came over with the script to explain some precautions to the three of them.

As we all know, the current variety shows all have scripts. Although there are no rigid lines and plots, not all of them are freely played by the artists.

The director of "Won't Go Home Tonight" is a greasy middle-aged man, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on a bulbous nose with large pores, and a beer belly that cannot be covered by a baggy shirt.

The director went to sit next to Lin Runzhi and said, "Lin Runzhi, right? How about you, your character is stable and calm, even if there is an emergency, you have to behave calmly."

He pointed at Lin Runzhi's face with the rolled up notebook and said, "Yes, it's like your current expression! This state is fine."

The director told Lin Runzhi some precautions and the content of the script, and then came to Jiang Mingxu.

Jiang Mingxu sat on the seat and did not look at him. Ye Tang, who was sitting inside by the car window, wanted to get up and make room for the director. Jiang Mingxu pressed his leg to signal him to sit still.

The director didn't seem to take Jiang Mingxu's arrogant attitude seriously. After talking to him about the script, he poked his head and asked Ye Tang who was sitting inside: "Have you read your script? Remember everything you say and do clearly."

Ye Tang nodded obediently: "I've seen it."

"Very good." The director said, "You, don't be as quiet as you are now when you are recording the program, you have to be more lively to mobilize the atmosphere, and then you have to act very scared when you see scary things."

The director danced and demonstrated while talking: "It's best to be scared and fall to the ground. The audience likes to watch this."

Ye Tang listened carefully to what he said, then nodded and said, "I understand."

No one has more experience in how to appear stupid to amuse the audience, and how to be frightened and bewildered.

In the second half of the journey, the bus started to bump when it entered the mountain road. At the foot of the mountain was a village with a small population. The houses were built close to the mountains and rivers. Each house was very close to each other. There was only a path paved with gravel slabs between the houses. The dilapidated walls are mottled with the charm of time.

The car slowed down, and the cameraman extended the camera through the car window to shoot. A dark-skinned villager passed by carrying a bent pole, looking at the people in the car.

Ye Tang opened the window, raised a star-like smile and waved to the villagers and the two dogs stacked together in the corner: "Hi everyone, we are Phantom, please support us a lot!"

Jiang Mingxu pressed his hairy head and said helplessly: "Put away your useless idol breeding, no one here will recognize you."

Everyone in the car laughed, of course, these have been recorded and recorded by the camera.From the moment the cameras were raised, the show began filming silently.

The bus finally stopped on a meadow halfway up the mountain, and the villages were sparsely populated along the way, and no one lived there when it arrived.

It was almost noon when we arrived at the recording location, and the assistants and staff moved equipment and tools from the car.

The ground is covered with weeds and even one or two frogs can be seen jumping around in the middle.

Looking around, there were only a few unknown trees casting shadows, and the sun was shining directly on the person, making it hard to open his eyes.

Surrounded by rolling hills, there is a large forest on the hillside, the trees are tall and straight, casting lush green spots.

Ye Tang covered his eyes with his hands, looked around through his fingers, and noticed that there were many small mounds rising on a bare hillside behind him.

He went closer to have a look, and found that they were all neatly arranged tombs!And there is no tombstone in every grave, and there are faded plastic flowers on the ugly mounds, red, yellow, and purple... like an ugly wrinkled old woman trying to dress herself up with heavy makeup and cheap cosmetics.

Ye Tang was ashamed, the show crew was getting more and more serious, this was no longer as simple as a haunted house, but sent them directly to the cemetery!

"Hey! Come here!" The director called Ye Tang over and arranged for them to set up a tent, which was also part of the program.

Ye Tang, Jiang Mingxu, and Lin Runzhi each had a videographer behind them, recording their every move.

"We're not going to just sleep here tonight, are we?" Jiang Mingxu complained softly, but he didn't stop building the tent.

"It looks like it is, do you see the cemetery behind it?"

Ye Tang picked up a bracket, looked at it, put it down, picked up another one, and said anxiously, "I'll go, how do I set up so many shelves!"

Lin Runzhi on the side had already set up the tent with ingenuity, and sat on the folding chair leisurely watching the other two people in a hurry: "You two have time to chat, why don't you ask the master how to set up the tent." He said proudly pointing to himself. Good "work" to show off.

When the two were busy setting up the tent, Huijue came over to Ye Tang and said, "You can use a tent with me tonight."

Ye Tang stopped what he was doing, and stared at another tent not far away, his eyes widened in surprise: "Did you build the mage?"

Huijue nodded with a calm expression on his face, as if setting up a tent was an easy task.

Although it's a bit disrespectful to abandon Jiang Mingxu, but being with Huijue is equivalent to blessing a walking amulet.

Ye Tang didn't refuse, and immediately replied, "Then thank you for your care, Master."

Under the gaze of Jiang Mingxu's resentful and angry eyes, Ye Tang resolutely carried his mattress into the big tent that Huijue had set up.

"Traitor, Ye Tang, you don't want to touch my barbecue next time!" Jiang Mingxu angrily threw the tent stand on the ground.

Lin Runzhi walked up to him seeing the joke and still did not forget to taunt him: "Your partner ran away with someone else, please ask me to help you."

The unyielding Jiang Mingxu refused Lin Runzhi's help and insisted on finishing it by himself, so a group of people in the program group sat under the tree with their lunch boxes in their hands and watched him set up the tent while eating.

The director also praised with a smile: "The guys invited this time have a strong sense of variety, not bad."

Ye Tang felt ashamed for leaving Jiang Mingxu behind, so he put down the lunch box in his hand and got up and said, "I'll help him."

Lin Runzhi pulled Ye Tang to persuade him, "You'd better not go, he is annoying now, and he will definitely take all his anger on you."

"Then I'm going too, and I have to work together in the future. You can't be mad at me for the rest of your life." Ye Tang ran over to help, but as expected, Jiang Mingxu held his neck in his arms and rubbed his hair violently.

Ye Tang begged for mercy and wailed: "Hey, I just did the styling, how many times have I told you not to rub my hair like a dog!"

The two were fighting half-truths, and the cameraman followed closely behind with the camera up.

Huijue sat cross-legged under another tree, looked at the two wrestling people from afar, shook his head with a smile, and continued to meditate with his eyes closed.

In the evening, when the twilight fell, a few wild magpies flapped their wings and flew from the woods to the sky behind the distant mountains.

The director instructed Ye Tang and his party to go to the woods on another hillside to pick up some wood for dinner.

The sky was getting dark and the temperature dropped sharply. The air in the woods was humid and cold. Ye Tang wrapped his coat tightly around his body. The three of them wanted to go back early to meet the staff, so they hurried on their way.

Ye Tang turned his head and asked the big cameraman behind him, "Can you keep up?" The big cameraman easily made an "ok" gesture with the camera on his shoulders.

"Hey, look, there are mushrooms here!" Lin Runzhi, who was walking in front, squatted at the root of the tree as if he had discovered a rare treasure.

"Could it be a poisonous mushroom." Jiang Mingxu bent down to look at it: "This mushroom looks really ugly, it must be poisonous."

Ye Tang looked at the mushrooms with a large pile of branches picked up in his hands and said, "This is the common Hericium erinaceus. It tastes delicious and the soup is excellent. Have you never seen it before?" He put down the branches in his hand and started picking. Mushrooms, I plan to cook a wild vegetable mushroom soup at night.

"Do you think I look like a person who can buy vegetables and cook by himself?" Jiang Mingxu didn't want to talk to him anymore, he got up and went to the side to pick up branches.

The three returned to the camp with a full load before dark. The assistants had already prepared the ingredients and were waiting to light the fire for cooking.

Lin Runzhi piled up the branches he had picked up and prepared to light a fire, but the gun seemed to be broken and couldn't make a fire.

He took out his own lighter from his pocket and was able to start a fire, but the flame went out as soon as it came up. The strange thing was that there was no wind at all.

So Lin Runzhi put his other hand around the lighter, and repeated several times without success, as if someone was blowing out the lighter on purpose.

"Use mine, I just bought it in the morning." One of the male assistants handed over his lighter, still in the same situation.

Everyone surrounded the wood and looked at each other. At this time, Huijue pushed aside the people around him, walked to Lin Runzhi, took a lighter and said, "Let me get some."

The moment the lighter was pressed, the flame burst out high and did not go out.

After the bonfire was lit, two iron pots were placed on the Ye Tang rack to cook stewed rice and mushroom soup, while Jiang Mingxu and Lin Runzhi grilled fish around the bonfire.Everyone was busy making dinner, so they didn't pay attention to what happened just now.

Seeing that it was time to create a scary atmosphere, the director told them the horror stories that happened in this cemetery.

At the request of the director, Ye Tang covered his ears pretending to be scared and said, "Don't say it, it's too scary."

After drinking and eating, everyone returned to their tents to sleep.Ye Tang lay in the tent tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. There was no sound of people around him, but the crickets on the grass could be heard one after another.

He squinted at Huijue, who was sitting cross-legged on the grass futon beside him, and asked cautiously, "Master Huijue, do you sit up and sleep?"

"Go to sleep and I'll watch over you." Huijue said softly with her eyes closed.

He couldn't fall asleep anyway, so Ye Tang simply chatted with him: "Master, why did you come to the show?"

Huijue said: "Being entrusted by friends, there is nothing I can do."

"Master, you still have friends in the entertainment industry!" Ye Tang said in surprise. Seeing that Huijue was silent, he whispered to himself: "I always feel that nothing terrible happened today. Too bad, the show will be boring like this."

When everyone fell asleep, the director walked out of the tent and ordered several other staff members to wear long black wigs, white dresses, and paint their faces very white to hide in the cemetery on the hillside behind.

The three cameramen held their cameras and squatted next to the tents of Jiang Mingxu, Lin Runzhi and Ye Tang respectively.

When everything was ready, the director patted Jiang Mingxu's tent and called him out.

Jiang Mingxu had just fallen asleep, and walked out of the tent with a straight face after being woken up.

At this time, there was a scream from the cemetery behind, everyone turned their eyes wide open, and saw the staff in white clothes running over with disheveled hair and crawling towards the director's feet, scaring the director and Jiang Mingxu back two steps.

The director thought that before the ghost appeared on stage, he thought that someone had changed the script, and turned to call his assistant to bring the script.

When the others heard the movement, they poked their heads out of the tent to look around.

At this time, the staff lying at the director's feet, pretending to be a ghost, raised the painted pale face, pointed in the direction of the cemetery in horror and said, "Director...director, there is a house in the cemetery!"

Ye Tang looked in the direction he pointed, and saw an old two-story building standing impressively on the hillside where there were only piles of graves during the day.