Weed practice method

Ye Tang played wildly as a best man in Bali for three days, and when he got home, he found...the house was empty!

He froze for a moment, then hurried in and opened all the cabinets and drawers, leaving nothing but a few mothballs.

Ye Tang took out his mobile phone and called Zhao Peng, shouting, "Brother Peng, didn't you lock the door for me! My room was stolen so much that I didn't even have any pants left!"

Zhao Peng leaned back and forth with a smile on the phone: "Sister Yao and I moved for you while you were out."

Knowing that nothing was stolen, Ye Tang felt relieved: "Don't you discuss things like moving with me?"

Zhao Peng said: "When did Qin Yao discuss the matter with you?"

"That's right, but where to live is my private matter."

Zhao Peng continued: "She said that you live in a cold place, the security of the community is not good, and it's not safe for the artist's privacy, so she changed you to a high-end apartment."

Ye Tang couldn't help feeling his scalp go numb: "Can you tell me how much the rent is?"

"It's better not to ask, so as not to hurt your flesh, I still know how stingy you are."

Ye Tang complained in a low voice: "If I ask about the rent, my bank card will not be deducted."

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Peng drove directly to pick him up and go to the new apartment to clean up the room.

As soon as he got in the car, he threw the new key to Ye Tang and said, "This one is yours, and there are two backups for me and Qin Yao."

Zhao Peng slowly drove the car into the downstairs of a high-end apartment in the villa area and said, "It's right here, the third floor."

Ye Tang followed Zhao Peng into the elevator, still thinking about the rent issue in his head.

Zhao Peng said: "Don't hold it back. Qin Yao said that after "Touching Soul" is broadcast in half a year, your value will definitely rise. When the time comes, you can earn a lot of money and buy a house directly."

Ye Tang curled his lips: "I hope so."

The elevator slowly stopped on the third floor and opened. Ye Tang just walked into the corridor and sniffed his nose and asked, "Brother Peng, is it a high-end apartment building? The corridor still has a scent, and it's a very elegant high-end scent."

As he spoke, he smelled it again, always feeling that the smell seemed familiar.

"I didn't smell this smell when I moved the day before yesterday." Zhao Peng pointed to the innermost door and said, "This is your new home, open it and have a look."

While the two were talking, the door of the next room suddenly opened, and the scent of medicine in the room floated into the corridor. Ye Tang turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw Li Xuan appearing at the door.

"Huh?" Ye Tang stood at the door holding the key.

"Hey, how can I meet you everywhere? Li Daochang!" Zhao Peng walked over to say hello familiarly: "We are really destined, do you live here?"

"Well, I just moved here."

Li Xuan said lightly: "I've been refining alchemy for the past few days, and the smell is a bit strong, doesn't it affect you?"

Ye Tang smiled awkwardly and waved his hands again and again: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, anyway, this floor is only our two families, I don't mind."

In a panic, he opened the door with the key and walked into the house. How come the more he hides, the more he can bump into anyone!Li Daochang lives next door now, how embarrassing it would be if he looked up and looked down...

Zhao Peng seemed to be very attentive to Li Xuan, and he didn't forget to greet Li Xuan before entering the door: "Li Daochang, come over for dinner tonight, and we, Ye Tang, have just moved here, so please take care of us."

Li Xuan nodded and said, "Okay."

Ye Tang closed the door and complained, "Why are you so attentive, don't cause trouble for me."

Zhao Peng went to the living room and unpacked the cartons, and began to pack things one by one.

"Ye Tang, you just don't have a conscience. You almost fell to your death before. It wasn't Daoist Li who rescued you from your soul. It's too late for this kind of fairy to be flattered by others. What's wrong with inviting someone to your house for dinner?"

Ye Tang squatted on the ground and moved his clothes from the cardboard box to the closet without raising his head.

"You don't understand, I just avoided him because I didn't want to cause him any more trouble." Ye Tang said.

The two of them frantically packed their clothes and cleaned the room. It took them more than two hours to tidy up.

In the evening, Zhao Peng lay on the sofa and rested for a while and got up to go shopping. When he came back, there was another person behind him.

Ye Tang originally thought that Li Xuan Bigu would not come to eat, but he was just playing tricks with Zhao Peng, but he did not expect to come.

He bit the bullet and took the ingredients from Zhao Peng and Li Xuan and walked to the kitchen, not forgetting to tell him: "You can do whatever you want, I will cook, Brother Peng, you can pour water for Daoist Li."

Li Xuan walked to the bookshelf, took out an album from a pile of comics and magazines, and looked at it carefully.

Zhao Peng put the water glass on the coffee table, walked over and said, "This is the album of Ye Tang and the others when they first debuted. At that time, the aesthetic of beautiful boys was very popular."

Zhao Peng smacked his lips reminiscently: "I remember that Ye Tang used to be handsome, like a girl, and he would always be tricked by the program crew into wearing women's clothes on the show."

Ye Tang stopped cutting vegetables, poked his head out from the kitchen and frowned and said, "Brother Peng, don't say a few words, no one will think you are dumb."

Zhao Peng wrung his fingers and said with a smile: "Don't be shy, tell me, what else is there in maid clothes, nurse clothes, and sailor clothes?"

"Zhao Peng! Come here and wash the vegetables!" Ye Tang slapped the kitchen knife on the cutting board and shouted.

Hearing the kitchen door close behind him, Ye Tang turned around with a bunch of celery and pointed, "Brother Peng, you..."

"What kind of vegetables to wash?" Li Xuan rolled up the sleeves of his Taoist robe, reached out to take the celery in Ye Tang's hand, and walked to the sink.

The kitchen space is not big, and after the door is closed, the distance between the two of them shortens a lot, as if they can even hear each other's breathing.

Ye Tang hurriedly grabbed the celery in Li Xuan's hand and said, "I can do this kind of rough work, don't get your hands dirty."

Li Xuan turned on the faucet and began to wash the vegetables, sighed softly and said, "I hope you treat me like an ordinary person."

Ye Tang lowered his head and continued chopping vegetables: "It's a bit difficult. Daochang Li is Daochang Li, the kind who doesn't eat fireworks."

Li Xuan handed him the washed celery, and picked up other ingredients, washed and peeled.

Ye Tang secretly looked at his busy figure by the pool, and he actually had the daily feeling of a young couple living together.

He quickly shook his head to dispel this unrealistic fantasy, and the kitchen knife in his hand cut his finger.

"Ah..." Ye Tang cried out in pain, and reached out to grab the paper on the window sill.

Li Xuan turned around and saw blood dripping from the pulp of his index finger, he quickly took out a piece of paper and grabbed his hand to cover it.

"Why are you so careless?" Li Xuan frowned slightly, pinched Ye Tang's injured index finger and wiped it carefully.

"It's okay, it's just a little skin trauma." Ye Tang blushed and wanted to pull his hand back, but he held him tightly.

Li Xuan asked him suddenly: "Where did you go a few days ago?"

Ye Tang said: "Xiao Run held a wedding in Bali, and Xiao Ming and I used to be best men."

Li Xuan smiled and said softly: "That's good."

"Why do you ask this?" Ye Tang looked at him puzzled.

Li Xuan met his eyes: "You know what I'm thinking, but you always avoid me."

Ye Tang turned his back and picked up the kitchen knife to continue cutting vegetables.

"Li Daochang, I don't want you to blame myself for my mistakes."

"I've made mistakes."

Li Xuan stepped forward and walked behind Ye Tang, wrapping his arms around his waist and pulling him into his arms.

"From the moment I fell in love with you, I have made a mistake."

Li Xuan's warm breath breathed on Ye Tang's reddened ears, and he put down the kitchen knife trembling slightly.

Ye Tang sighed softly: "Then what do you want?"

"I want you to retire from the entertainment industry and follow me."

"Are you kidding me? I signed a contract with the brokerage company."

Li Xuan said: "I will pay the liquidated damages, and I will redeem you."

"Redemption?" Ye Tang smiled slightly, turned around and stared into Li Xuan's eyes.

"In your heart, is my job just so unsightly?"

Li Xuan hurriedly explained: "I just don't want you to be..."

"enough."

Ye Tang pushed him away, and said seriously: "I know you don't like people in the entertainment industry. If you cultivate immortals, I cultivate others. I don't think my work is shameful."

Ye Tang continued: "I have been in the entertainment industry for almost 11 years. There are a lot of people who see my jokes. I just don't want to be reconciled. I just want to be popular. I am also a man and I have self-esteem."

Li Xuan was at a loss for words for a while, then he was stunned for a moment and said softly, "I'm sorry, I didn't express well."

Ye Tang slowly lowered his face and said in a cold voice: "I said too much, Li Daochang, you should go out and rest, don't disturb my cooking."

He pushed Li Xuan out of the kitchen, closed the door and rubbed his red eye sockets with his wrist.

Not long after, Ye Tang collected various vegetable soups from the kitchen and brought them to the dining table. Zhao Peng rubbed his hands and sat in front of the table, drooling while looking at the dishes on the table.

He said to Li Xuan: "Daozhang Li, you are lucky today. Ye Tang owns a restaurant in his hometown. He taught him his father, and his skills are good."

Ye Tang pushed the beer in front of Zhao Peng with a cold face: "Speak less and eat more."

"Oh, what's the matter, I'm angry with cooking." Zhao Peng opened the pull ring of the can of beer, raised his head and took a few sips, and said, "I won't let you cook next time, I think it makes you angry. "

Li Xuan didn't speak, just kept eating without stopping, even Zhao Peng was taken aback and said: "Li Daochang, you haven't eaten for many days, do you need to eat Hesai like this!"

Ye Tang put down his chopsticks and propped his head on his head, and said in a cold voice: "Li Daochang is a god who eats wind and drinks dew, and he obviously doesn't like to eat, so who will he force it on?"

Zhao Peng glanced at Ye Tang puzzledly: "Ye Tang, why are you so eccentric, Daoist Li just eats your meal, you're a stingy one."

Ye Tang stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhao Peng's arm: "Whose assistant are you? You are helping outsiders to speak."

After dinner, Ye Tang was busy clearing the table and cleaning the dishes. He said to Zhao Peng in the kitchen, "Brother Peng, send Li Daochang out."

Zhao Peng said to Ye Tang: "Then let's go."

He closed the door and stood in the corridor with Li Xuan and said, "Don't mind Daoist Li, Ye Tang is just stingy and has no other intentions."

"I have a question to ask you." Li Xuan opened the door of his room and made a "please" gesture.

Zhao Peng pointed at himself in disbelief: "Daozhang Li is too modest, what can I teach you?"

"You come in first."

Li Xuan walked into the room with his hands behind his back, and Zhao Peng followed suit.

The decoration of Li Xuan's room is very similar to Ye Tang's room, but he dedicated a room for cultivation. Zhao Peng saw that in the room on the left hand side there were god statues and altars, an incense burner for alchemy on the floor, and all kinds of alchemy on the wall. Magical instruments are readily available.

Zhao Peng sat on the sofa in the living room, not daring to move, his nose was full of the smell of herbs.

Li Xuan closed the door of the alchemy room, walked over and sat next to him and asked, "What if I accidentally offend someone?"

Zhao Peng was stunned and asked, "Who?"

"the person I like."

Hearing this, Zhao Peng patted his thigh and smiled: "What am I supposed to do? So Daoist Li has emotional troubles, so you should ask the right person."

Zhao Peng thought for a while and said: "If you want to coax your girlfriend, you have to prescribe the right medicine. It depends on the person. What kind of personality is Li Daochang's girlfriend?"

Li Xuan pondered for a moment and said, "Gentle and considerate, just like...Ye Tang's character."

Zhao Peng scratched his hair and frowned and said, "Oh, this is troublesome. Let me tell you, the more tempered a person is, the harder it is to coax him when he is angry. He may hold grudges for a lifetime."

Li Xuan propped his chin with one hand and said in a deep voice, "It's quite grudge."

Zhao Peng continued to analyze and said: "I'll use Ye Tang as a metaphor. He is the kind who allows others to bully him without saying a word, and smiles at you like a normal person on his face, but he is suffocating in his stomach. He is so sluggish."

Li Xuan nodded seriously: "That's true, so what should I do?"

"What should I do..." Zhao Peng frowned and thought for a while and said, "The most effective method is a trick. A gentle person will never see others being hurt for her. She will feel guilty, and then take the opportunity to ask her to forgive you."

Zhao Peng added: "If the trick is useless, just push the person against the wall and give him a violent kiss. Now little girls are doing this."

He happily described it, then turned to look at Li Xuan and smiled awkwardly.

"I'm sorry, Li Daochang, I've said too much, it's too embarrassing for you to force a kiss."

Li Xuan thought about it seriously with a sullen face, then got up and said, "I will think about it, thank you for your guidance."

"No thanks, no thanks, then I'll go." Zhao Peng closed the door and left happily.