Weed practice method

After talking on the phone with Li Xuan, Ye Tang's head was almost occupied by his voice for the whole morning, the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously, and he didn't even know he made several wrong moves.

During dance practice, Jiang Mingxu looked at the two men who were thinking about each other, jumping indiscriminately, like paddling water, turned off the music and said with a straight face, "Stop dancing, you two are not thinking about it at all."

He raised his hand and grabbed Ye Tang's cheek to suppress the anger in his heart: "I can understand that Lin Runzhi is worried about his woman, but why are you smirking all the time?"

"It hurts..." Ye Tang managed to separate his fingers from his face, and covered his flushed cheeks with a resentful expression: "I didn't smile."

"Ye Tang, sometimes I really want to beat you up." Jiang Mingxu stared at his face and said earnestly.

Ye Tang rolled up his sleeves and challenged him half-truthfully: "Come on, who is afraid of whom?" He waved the surgical scar on his arm in front of Jiang Mingxu: "See, I am a man with a scar. Are you scared."

Ye Tang wanted to tease Jiang Mingxu, but he grabbed his arm and couldn't move.Jiang Mingxu gently stroked the scar with his warm fingers and asked, "Did you apply the ointment for scar removal?"

"I applied it, but it doesn't seem to have any effect." Ye Tang retracted his arm in a daze and said, "The incision is so big, it will definitely leave a scar."

"No wonder I didn't see you wearing short sleeves this year."

"Well, fortunately, it's cold during the concert, so you don't need to wear short-sleeves. It will be difficult in summer." Ye Tang took out his mobile phone to check the time, then picked up his coat and hurriedly opened the door to leave: "I'll go to the restaurant to make a reservation first. A private room, that store is busy at noon, so I can’t book it if it’s too late.”

When it was time for lunch, Li Xuan arrived as scheduled, wearing a dark gray cloak over his coarse cloth gown.

Ye Tang got up and took the cloak that Li Xuan took and hung it on the wall, then pulled away the chair next to him and said, "Daozhang Li, please sit down."

During the meeting, Lin Runzhi took the initiative to exchange a few words with Li Xuan. Li Xuan was not good at dealing with interpersonal communication, so he just nodded lightly, and then went straight to the point and said to Lin Runzhi: "Your girlfriend has indeed sought out the eminent monk of Jingyun Temple."

"Really..." Lin Runzhi's heart sank and he couldn't eat. He put down his chopsticks and said nervously: "Just a few days ago, she packed her luggage and moved back to her house to hide from me. Now she doesn't even know what's going on with her. .”

"I'll just say it. I'm afraid she's pregnant with something unusual. I think she may have realized this before rushing to the temple in a hurry."

"I watched her belly grow day by day with my own eyes, what else could it be if it wasn't a child?" Lin Runzhi looked a little excited, stood up with his hands on the table and questioned Li Xuan.

"I don't know, I have to see her with my own eyes to know."

Lin Runzhi shook his head helplessly: "Now she even hides from me, she will definitely not agree to see you."

Ye Tang propped his chin and thought for a while and said to Lin Runzhi, "Just say we're going to your house for a get-together, and just ask her to come over and help cook a meal. You haven't brought me and Jiang Mingxu to meet my sister-in-law yet."

Although Lin Runzhi and his girlfriend are not married yet, they have lived together for several years, and now they are pregnant with a child, so it is only natural for Ye Tang to call her sister-in-law.

"Of course it doesn't matter if we go, the key is him." Jiang Mingxuan pointed to Li Xuan and said to Ye Tang: "Do ordinary people dress like this? My sister-in-law will definitely be suspicious when she sees him."

"But you have to let Daoist Li see people."

Li Xuan picked up the teacup and drank it by himself, not wanting to participate in the discussion.

Seeing his leisurely attitude, Lin Runzhi tentatively asked, "Is there anything you can do?"

"Yes." Li Xuan nodded slightly.

He put down his teacup and turned to Ye Tang, "But I need your help."

"Me?" Ye Tang was stunned, pointing at himself in disbelief: "What can I help you with?"

"I want to borrow your body." Li Xuan said solemnly.

Ye Tang blinked his eyes and thought for a while and asked, "How do I borrow it?"

Li Xuan explained calmly: "I want to enter your body."

"Huh?" Ye Tang petrified in an instant, the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground, what Li Xuan just said flashed through his head, and his cheeks turned red up to his ears.

There was a moment of silence in the private room. Seeing the complicated expressions on the faces of other people, Li Xuan was slightly dazed and suddenly realized that there was something wrong with his expression. He explained seriously: "I mean possessing, let my soul control Ye Tang's body, go see her as Ye Tang."

Ye Tang smiled awkwardly: "Yes, everything will be arranged by Daoist Li."

"Don't just agree." Jiang Mingxuan glared at Ye Tang and then asked Li Xuan in a cold voice: "Is possession dangerous?"

"Yes." Li Xuan nodded, explaining the danger without concealment: "Each body can only hold one soul, and being possessed may cause two souls to compete for the body, causing mental confusion and even being completely possessed soul instead."

Seeing their worried faces, Li Xuan added: "Ordinary people may not be able to bear it, but Ye Tang's physique is different, so I think it should be fine."

"You think it's okay?" Jiang Ming continued to slap the table and suppressed the anger in his chest: "Have you considered Ye Tang? Since there is a risk, why let him do such a thing!"

Lin Runzhi quickly grabbed his shoulders and pressed back on the seat, showing embarrassment on his own face: "Forget about it, I can't let Ye Tang take risks for my affairs."

"Eat and eat, let's not talk about this." Ye Tang saw that the atmosphere was a bit dull, and he smoothed things over with a smile: "The Qingong meatballs here are very good. It is my must-order dish. You should try it." He got up and pretended A small bowl of Pingqiao tofu was placed in front of Li Xuan and he whispered, "Last time I saw you ate a lot of this, so I specially ordered it for you."

This meal can almost be regarded as the most torturous meal in his life. Ye Tang kept turning on his mobile phone to check the time, while Lin Runzhi bowed his head with a sad face and said nothing.

Jiang Mingxu's eyes full of warning glanced over from time to time, even if he deliberately avoided it, Ye Tang felt hairy all over his body.

Li Xuan next to him still had an indifferent attitude that had nothing to do with him, chewing slowly while holding the tofu soup.

After eating, Ye Tang found an excuse to let Jiang Mingxu and Lin Runzhi go first, and then said to Li Xuan: "I want to try the possession thing."

"A good guy." Li Xuan stood with his hands behind his back, looked at him and said lightly.

"I want to help Lin Run know that the concert is about to start. If his matter is not resolved, it will definitely affect the state of the performance." Ye Tang paused and looked up to meet his gaze and said: "I believe you will not harm me .”

Li Xuan lowered his eyelids and said quietly, "Come with me."

Li Xuan is currently living in a B&B in the city center. When he opened the door and walked in, he was greeted with a puff of sandalwood-scented smoke. The decoration inside the house was simple and elegant, with all dark brown wooden furniture. A portrait of an old gentleman.

"Daoist Li, is this house newly rented by you?" Ye Tang poked his head and looked around, feeling that every place has Li Xuan's characteristics.

"It's been more than four months since we moved here," Li Xuan said.

"Oh..." Ye Tang was a little disappointed, he treated Li Xuan with a warm attitude every time, but he never regarded him as a friend, and he didn't even say anything about changing places.

Ye Tang stood in front of the altar and looked at the picture of the old gentleman curiously. An old man with white hair and long beard was sitting cross-legged on the lotus flower with his eyes closed in a bright yellow Taoist robe, his expression was not angry but mighty.

Li Xuan's demeanor was somewhat similar to this old gentleman, Ye Tang couldn't help chuckling, he thought about it, but Li Xuan was a serious little old man.

Ye Tang remembered Li Xuan's saying that he would gild the statue of the old gentleman in Guanli, so he asked casually: "Li Daochang, how is your gold-plated statue of the old gentleman doing?"

"It's coming soon, we should be able to get it together by the end of the year."

Ye Tang was shocked by the speed at which Li Xuan made money, but on second thought, it was actually very easy for a warlock like him who is proficient in various methods to make money, but Li Xuan loved seeking immortals and asking questions and was too lazy to deal with money.

Seeing Li Xuan dragging out that dreadful snakeskin bag from the room again, Ye Tang sat nervously on the wooden chair and stared at him as he hurriedly prepared the props for the ritual of possession.

Li Xuan took out a small carved incense burner and put some Chinese herbs in it, then brought two straw futons and put them on the ground, sat cross-legged on them and said, "Come and sit."

Although he said he believed in Li Xuan, he was somewhat afraid to completely hand over his body.Ye Tang was so nervous that his palms were sweating, he pretended to be calm and sat on the grass futon with his knees hugging Li Xuan.

"Cross your legs and put your hands away, sit like me." Li Xuan said.

"Understood." Ye Tang nodded obediently, imitating Li Xuan's posture and sitting cross-legged.

Li Xuan half-closed his eyes, interlocked his fingers, made complex gestures and began to chant a mantra in a low voice. After a while, he frowned slightly and said, "Close your eyes and relax, otherwise it will be difficult for me to get in."

"Oh... good." Ye Tang took a deep breath and forced himself to relax, then slowly closed his eyes.

Li Xuan continued to chant the mantra, and green smoke wafted from the censer next to him and lingered around Ye Tang for a long time. Ye Tang smelled a somewhat bitter fragrance from the tip of his nose, and felt that his mind was getting more and more sleepy, and he could hardly sit still.

At this moment, Li Xuan frowned suddenly and raised his hand to touch three acupuncture points on his body, and said sharply, "Get out!"

Ye Tang squinted his eyes and took a peek, only to see a transparent figure floating above Li Xuan's body.

He thought to himself that this must be his soul coming out of his body, so he got up and sat upright. At this moment, the figure suddenly swooped towards his body. Ye Tang couldn't help but groaned when his chest was hit, and then he lost consciousness and fell on the ground. on the ground.

When he opened his eyes again, Ye Tang's eyes had become cold and indifferent.

Li Xuan got up and straightened his gown habitually. When he looked down at the loose jeans on his legs, he realized that they had been worn into Ye Tang's body.

Generally, when first possessed, the two spirits would subconsciously compete for the right to use the body, but Li Xuan did not feel any rejection.

He quickly closed his eyes and searched for Ye Tang's soul, and finally found that Ye Tang's soul was quietly curled up somewhere in his body, trying his best to restrain himself from disturbing Li Xuan, which would greatly reduce the burden on Li Xuan's soul.

At this time, Ye Tang's cell phone rang, and he took out the cell phone from his pocket, and the caller ID on it was "Bad guy Xiao Ming".

The moment he pressed the answer button, Jiang Mingxu's angry voice came from the phone: "Ye Tang, have you fooled around with that magic stick? If you don't come to practice again, I will tear up your solo song."

"..." Li Xuan hung up the phone resolutely without saying a word.

Jiang Mingxu's roar suddenly came from the originally quiet practice room: "Ye Tang, he actually hung up on me! How dare he hang up on me!"

Jiang Mingxu rushed out of the practice room with his mobile phone, and was quickly dragged back by Lin Runzhi's eyes and hands, and sat down on the floor.

Not long after, the door of the practice room was pushed open again, and Ye Tang walked in with a cold face.

"What's the matter, what are you doing when you hang up on my phone?" Jiang Mingxu reached out to rub Ye Tang's hair angrily, but Ye Tang waved it away. He was so shocked that he couldn't recover for a long time. But incomparably cold and strange.

"You're not Ye Tang." Jiang Mingxu frowned and said coldly.

Ye Tang ignored Jiang Mingxu and turned to look at Lin Runzhi and said lightly, "Let's go, let's make a quick decision."

Lin Runzhi was stunned for a moment before he realized that it was not Ye Tang standing in front of him, but Li Xuan.

"Ye Tang really likes to mess around." Lin Runzhi covered his face with his hands, feeling moved and guilty at the thought of Ye Tang doing such a dangerous thing for him.

After some intense inner struggles, he finally dialed his girlfriend's number and told his girlfriend Yin Yaru that his friend was coming to play at home in the evening and asked her to come and help with the cooking.

Yin Yaru first faltered and said that something happened at home, but Lin Runzhi repeatedly emphasized that her two good brothers wanted to see her sister-in-law very much, so she reluctantly agreed.

Lin Runzhi brought the other two to the house, and saw the lights in his house were on downstairs, obviously Yin Yaru arrived earlier than them and was already busy making dinner.

As soon as the three of them entered the door, Yin Yaru put down the work in her hands and came out of the kitchen, took their bags and coats and hung them up one by one, then handed three glasses of water to Jiang Mingxu and Ye Tang with a gentle smile and said, "Please sit down, first time." Forgive me for not taking good care of me when we met."

"Where is it? It's our sudden visit to trouble sister-in-law." Jiang Mingxu responded politely, and when Yin Yaru got into the kitchen again, he turned his head and whispered to Lin Runzhi, "Okay, where did you find such a virtuous and beautiful woman."

"High school classmate." Hearing others praise his girlfriend like this, Lin Runzhi was a little embarrassed: "I have lived together for a long time, but because the company does not give love, I only dared to tell you about it until now."

"Not enough buddies, even Ye Tang and I are on guard."

"Don't look at her like this, her father is a financial tycoon, I can't afford it." Lin Runzhi sighed: "Otherwise I wouldn't be in such a hurry to get married."

Yin Yaru was busy making a table of dishes for them to come over for dinner, and busy pouring wine for the three of them, acting like a hostess.After she was seated, she smiled and listened to Lin Runzhi and Jiang Mingxu chatting with her chin on her cheek, and occasionally put a few pieces of meat into Lin Runzhi's bowl.It didn't take long for her to suddenly feel a very oppressive gaze on herself, and she turned her head to meet Ye Tang's eyes, her heart tightened inexplicably.

Lin Runzhi saw that her expression was wrong and hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

"Ah...it's nothing." Yin Yaru pointed at Ye Tang with a smile and said, "This one who didn't say a word is Ye Tang. It's very different from what I saw on TV."

Lin Runzhi thought she had discovered something, and picked up the wine glass to hide his flustered expression: "What's different, Ye Tang has always been like this."

Yin Yaru thought for a while and smiled and said: "It feels different. Although I haven't met you in person, I often watch your variety shows and performances, and I always feel that Ye Tang's grandma is very good. She is really a character. I am quite serious." .”

"Yes, it's a human design, he's just like this, don't worry about it." Jiang Mingxu nodded in agreement.

At this time, Ye Tang stared at Yin Yaru's swollen abdomen and said slowly, "I want to touch your belly."

As soon as Jiang Mingxu said this, he almost spit out the wine in his mouth, Lin Runzhi and Yin Yaru blushed, their hands holding chopsticks stopped in the air, and they looked at Ye Tang with complicated expressions.

Jiang Mingxuan originally thought that Li Xuan was just seldom talking, but he didn't expect him to speak so directly, so he had to bite the bullet and smooth things over for him: "Ye Tang...he has recently become obsessed with metaphysics, always showing us palm reading, and even said that he touched pregnant women You can know whether you are pregnant with a boy or a girl just by your belly, and if you don’t like it, sister-in-law, he’s not serious.”

Hearing this, Yin Yaru couldn't stand up straight with a smile: "How can a good idol be superstitious about this?" She put down the bowl and chopsticks, stood up and walked to Ye Tang's side, supported her back with her hands, straightened her stomach and said, "I'll touch it for you, but only through the clothes." Oh, let's see if your calculations are accurate."

Ye Tang closed his eyes and put his hands gently on Yin Yaru's abdomen and began to chant the mantra. Suddenly, Yin Yaru felt a tightness in her abdomen, and she backed away with a loud exclamation in fright, leaning her back against the wall.

Seeing this, Lin Runzhi quickly got up, hugged Yin Yaru in his arms, and angrily scolded Ye Tang: "What have you done!"

"As I expected." Ye Tang slowly opened his eyes, his eyes were like sharp needles falling on Yin Yaru's body and said coldly: "I advise you to confess as soon as possible what is in your stomach, otherwise you will be ashamed if you say it from my mouth." I won't care about your face."