PUBG boo, please date me online

Lin Meng lay on the bed, looking at the cute kitten on Shi Qi's head, he began to reflect on himself, as a qualified fan, how can he express negative emotions to men!

Although he was still a little disappointed, he still sent a message:

[Lin Ning: It's been hard work on a business trip ^o^/~ Don't worry, I will stick to my post and be a qualified fan! ! ! 】

Qi Shizheng was hesitating how to explain it to him, when he saw this message unexpectedly, his frown relaxed, and there was a smile in his eyes.

[shiqi: What is a qualified fan? 】

Lin Meng thought for a while, and according to the slogan of the P station army, he said: "Crazy for Qi, mad for Qi, become a little sun for Qi! Hack me Qi, scorn me Qi, become a keyboard man for Qi!"

After posting, Lin Meng thought for a while, and added a [メ｀[]/] expression, perfectly expressing her thoughts.

Qi Shizheng was sitting in the car, looking at the child's words, he smiled softly, and scared the assistant who was driving in the front seat, he shrank to the side, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

[shiqi: Did you make it up yourself? 】

Lin Meng shrank back under the quilt in embarrassment:

[Lin Ning: It's not that */＼* was posted by everyone at Station P. 】

Qi Shi knew about the P station, and he even had a P station number, but it was managed by others, and he himself did not pay attention to it. Seeing what Lin Meng said, he temporarily downloaded a P station, searched for the keyword Shiqi, and immediately There were a lot of related recommendations, and the one ranked first was Shiku CP. He skipped this option and clicked on a video with a high volume of views. sun!Hack me Qi, despise me Qi, become a keyboard man for Qi! ] After swiping, there are so many bullet screens that I can't even see the video itself clearly.

Qi Shi's expression remained unchanged, he silently turned off the video, scrolled down to the page, and a topic suddenly caught his attention.

【Two or three things Qi Ye and little angel have to say】

little angel?

Qi Shi raised his eyebrows slightly, and clicked into the video.

At the beginning of the video, a sweet love song was displayed, and then a pink background appeared on the screen, and a soft and cute Q version character appeared on the background, and Lin Meng's soft voice sounded: I can't find the package QAQ

His Weibo avatar appeared in the upper left corner: I will give you

Big big big, 98K~

Big big big, M24~

are you afraid?

Not afraid

.....

Qi Shi listened for a while, then took the video link and sent it to Lin Meng, asking:

【Shiqi: What is this? [Two or three things Qi Ye and little angel have to say]]

Lin Meng was wondering why he didn't reply to the message. The next second, this link appeared on the page. He was taken aback for a moment, and then blinked in confusion.

Could it be that the male god just went to see the P station?

Also watched their clips? !

He would secretly watch these few videos every day, and he could almost memorize the conversations in them by heart. No matter how many times he would feel shy about the gay clips in those gay clips.

Lin Meng was about to send a shy expression subconsciously, a thought popped out of his mind, Lin Meng stopped, thinking with some hesitation.

Will the male god think this video is too gay?Will you feel sick?

Thinking of this, Lin Meng flattened her mouth in disappointment, pretending not to care, and replied: [Lin Ning: It's just for fun, so don't worry about it ̄▽̄σ]

do not worry about it?

Qi Shi frowned slightly, his hands that were about to give a thumbs up paused.

[Lin Ning: You also made a lot of big and other people's, I watched them all, super cute ﹡o﹡]

It was only then that Qi Shi remembered that there were many fan pictures of him and others on the child's Weibo.

【shiqi: Then you prefer me with them, or with you^_^】

Lin Meng was taken aback for a moment, and then he rubbed the pillow embarrassingly. Of course, he felt that he and the male god were the cutest, best, and favorite, but obviously he couldn't say that directly. He thought for a while, and returned:

【Lin Ning: I like it very much^^*Hold high the banner of Shiku! ! 】

[shiqi: ^_^]

Lin Meng: ...

Why does he feel that the male god is not very satisfied with his answer?

【Lin Ning: 0.0】

【World Seven: ^_^】

Lin Meng blinked blankly, did he say something that shouldn't be said just now?Or the male god doesn't like to be matched by others, and he also said that the male god is angry when he holds high the banner? !

【Lin Ning: Are you tired from a long business trip~】

Qi Shi shook his head angrily, looked at him flirting with the little waves, and couldn't help imagining in his mind the appearance of him looking at him with a pair of big wet eyes.

[shiqi: Not tired, are you in the dormitory now? 】

Lin Meng nodded, and then asked with some doubts: How does Da Da know that I am 0.0 in the dormitory?

When he was playing games before, he said that he was renting a house outside. How did the male god know that he lives in the dormitory now?

[shiqi: When you were playing games before, there was someone next to you, wasn't that your roommate? 】

[Lin Ning: Yes, because I want to participate in a competition, I will stay in City B for a while. 】

Of course Qi Shi knew this, he smiled and said: I am also in City B

Lin Meng nodded clearly, and replied: I know~ I have been interviewed before.

Qi Shi looked at these words and smiled helplessly. This kid is usually very smart, so why is this a bit silly.

[shiqi: After I return to City B, I will take you to the fun places in City B]

Lin Meng: ...

Take him somewhere fun?

take him there?

The two of them?

He pursed his lips nervously, his fingers trembling slightly because of excitement.

[Lin Ning: ... what? 】

Qi Shi slightly raised the corner of his mouth, with a slight smile in his eyes, he said: Let's meet

After sending it out, seeing that Lin Meng didn't hear from him for a long time, he asked in doubt: "Don't you want to?"

Lin Meng looked at the words "Let's meet" in surprise, and when he saw the words behind, he shook his head subconsciously, and hurriedly replied: No, no, I am willing, I am just a little surprisedΣ⊙▽⊙a

Qi Shi laughed, and there was a tenderness in his eyes that he hadn't noticed: What's the surprise?

Lin Meng smiled embarrassedly, her cheeks buried in the quilt were slightly flushed: I just feel very lucky...

Qi Shi smiled and said: If you like, I can take you to more interesting places.

Lin Meng sniffed, and responded softly: Yes

After finishing the chat, Lin Meng put down his cell phone, lay quietly on the bed, buried his face in the quilt, only showing a pair of slightly moist eyes.

Li Zeyu passed by the bed and asked suspiciously, "Lin Meng... aren't you hot?"

Lin Meng came back to his senses in a daze, he looked at Li Zeyu suspiciously, and let out a silent ah.

Li Zeyu couldn't help but pull down the quilt a little for him, and said with a smile: "The cover is so tight, look at you, your face is flushed."

After what he said, Lin Meng felt a little hot. He sat up and thanked Li Zeyu.

Li Zeyu smiled, sat down beside his bed, and asked, "What are you doing out today?"

Lin Meng looked at him puzzled, and said softly, "It's nothing...just go for a walk."

Li Zeyu had an evil expression on I believe you, and he said gossipingly: "I was so anxious when I left, and I looked disappointed when I came back. If you say go for a walk, who will believe it? Tell me honestly, you Are you in love?"

Lin Meng was embarrassed, he smiled and denied, "No... I really just went out for a walk."

Li Zeyu clicked his tongue twice, shook his head and said, "Who was that just now, smiling at a mobile phone with a full face? It's the first time I've seen you smiling so happily in such a long time. You're not in a relationship, did you pick up 100 million? "

Have a good laugh?

Lin Meng looked at him in a daze, and said innocently, "Is there any?"

Li Zeyu held back his laughter and said, "As for your smile just now, if the little girl sees it, she will definitely hold on to you."

Lin Meng smiled embarrassedly and said, "I just saw a funny thing."

Li Zeyu sighed with an expression of someone coming, and walked back to his place with his hands behind his back in an old-fashioned way.

"Oh, young man."

Lin Meng withdrew his gaze, took the mobile phone beside him, his eyes bent involuntarily.

Is he and the male god going to face each other?

He thought for a while, looked at Li Zeyu who was beside him, and asked, "Li Zeyu, have you met... and netizens?"

Li Zeyu was watching a small video, and asked without thinking, "No, I won't do such unreliable things as meeting with netizens."

Lin Meng looked at him puzzled: "Unreliable?"

Li Zeyu nodded and said, "Didn't you read the news about netizens and online dating on the Internet? Nine out of ten photos are cheating."

"Then, is there another one?"

Li Zeyu put down his phone, raised his eyebrows at him, and said with a smile, "The other one is gay."

Seeing Lin Meng's serious face, he asked suspiciously, "Why are you asking this, don't you want to meet netizens?"

Lin Meng looked at him innocently, then nodded obediently: "Yes."

"Fuck, are you in an online relationship?" Li Zeyu was shocked.

Lin Meng quickly shook her head, denying, "It's not online dating, or someone who has a better..."

"Playing better? Do you know a lot about him?"

Lin Meng thought for a while, then shook his head, male gods rarely talk about three-dimensional things on the Internet.

Li Zeyu said: "You don't know anyone, so just meet him. What if the other party is a wretched uncle or a liar?"

Lin Meng said: "I met him before...and he is a very nice person."

Li Zeyu shook his head and said: "No matter what, I still suggest you to think carefully. If you don't believe me, you can search the Internet. There are too many online romances to overturn."

Although Lin Meng didn't believe what he said, out of curiosity, he took out his phone and searched.

He entered the keyword 'see netizens', and immediately there were many related recommendations:

[See netizens' experience of being cheated]

[Online dating rushes to see the light and die]

[Benxian on-site overturned Weibo]

【Run now need to be cautious】

Although this recommendation didn't fit the situation of the two of them, Lin Meng clicked in.

[Online Dating Precautions]

①Before meeting, it is best to video first to prevent the other party from being a ten-level cheater

②Choose a meeting place where there are many people. If there is something wrong, leave immediately

③ It is best to arrive early when meeting. If the real person and the photo do not match or do not meet your imagination, leave yourself a way out.

④…

⑤…

⑥ You need to be cautious in online dating, and you need to be careful when running now

Lin Meng clicked on the relevant recommendation of the post. This is a post made by a girl dating online. The name is very eye-catching:

[After the emergence of online dating, my Peng Yuyan became a dead fat house]

Ladies and sisters who are dating online, you must pay attention. My Benxian is a tragic example.

The host and the online dating little brother have known each other for three months, and they have been talking very speculatively. We finally met the day before yesterday.To be honest, the host is still looking forward to it, because the photo of the other party is really handsome. jpg, but after seeing it, I was stunned, where is my little brother?Where are my long legs?Where is my Peng Yuyan? ! .jpg

After Lin Meng read the post, his expression was a little dignified. He lifted the quilt and walked to the sink, looked at it carefully for a while, then walked back to the dormitory worriedly, looked at Li Zeyu and asked nervously: "What do I look like?" ? Will you die in the light of the light?"

Li Zeyu twitched the corners of his mouth and decided to shut himself up to show respect.

"Don't worry, you look so handsome, Dai Duohua will be able to debut in the C position."

Lin Meng nodded clearly, smiled gratefully at him, then climbed back onto the bed, took the mobile phone and began to check what to do so as not to disappoint the other party.

Li Zeyu glanced at it, then shook his head helplessly.

Online dating hurts people.