Pick up a man as a wife

While sleeping at night.

Fu Tang walked to Fu Yu's door, knocked on the door twice, and said confidently, "Brother, I want to sleep with you."

Du Yufeng, who was sleeping in the opposite room, hurriedly got up and pressed against the door, listening.

Fu Yu opened the door and said, "How old are you and still want to sleep with me?"

Fu Tang pouted, eyes wandering and said: "I know the bed, I can't sleep."

Fu Yu sighed slightly, and said helplessly, "Come in."

At the same time, Du Yufeng hurriedly opened the door, and hurriedly said, "Ah Yu! I want to sleep with you... Bah! Sleep with you... Bah! Sleep with you!"

Fu Yu was amused, and the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously, forming a beautiful arc.

On the other hand, Fu Tang frowned tightly, tucked his chin slightly, looked back at Du Yufeng, and said angrily, "Could it be that you also recognize the bed?!"

Du Yufeng said: "I can't recognize people! Besides, why are you looking for A Yu?"

Fu Tang clenched his fingers into fists, then released them, squinted his eyes and smiled, and said deliberately: "I recognize my brother's bed, I can only sleep if I have my brother's bed~"

Fu Yu said helplessly: "Stop making trouble, you all go back to sleep."

Fu Tang immediately said: "No! I don't trust him!"

Du Yufeng's eyes widened, and he looked at Fu Tang angrily. The two were about the same height, and Fu Tang also raised the corners of his mouth and stared back.

"You don't trust me? I don't trust you!"

Fu Yu pursed his lips, frowned slightly and thought for a while, then said, "Okay, then you two can go to sleep, I'll give you the room."

The two said in unison: "Who wants to sleep with him!"

Fu Yu had a terrible headache, and said: "You guys talk about it, talk about it carefully."

Fu Tang said: "There's nothing to talk about, I hate him!"

Du Yufeng said: "Our coach said, if you can do it, don't move your mouth."

Fu Tang raised the corners of his mouth, smiled charmingly, and said, "Okay, let's fight, whoever loves whose grandson!"

So, in the dam downstairs, two men in vests fought mercilessly.

Du Lingling rubbed her drowsy eyes and said, "Brother Ayu, are they full? Ehhh..."

Fang Chaoyun also came out, anxiously said: "What's the matter? Fighting is like thunder?"

Du Yong hurriedly picked up a wooden stick from the side, angrily walked towards the people in the dam, and said sharply, "Du Yufeng! How dare you dare to fight in front of us! Get over here! "

Du Yufeng's face was black and blue, looking over, both Fang Chaoyun and Du Lingling gasped, "Huh..." Fu Tang looked at Fu Yu, but they didn't feel much better, and the two gasped again , "Chi...", but Fu Yu kept his face sullen, frowning slightly.

Du Yufeng let go of his hand, stood in front of Du Yong, and landed a stick on his calf.

"Oh!"

Du Yufeng frowned tightly, pulled the corner of his mouth and took a deep breath: "Hey..."

"Labor and management let you learn martial arts, is it for you to fight?!"

"Oh!"

Another stick hit his calf, and Du Yufeng frowned even tighter, "Hey...Dad, can you hit him in another place?!"

"You have learned to talk back?! Little bastard!"

"Oh!"

Another stick was hit slightly higher, but the force increased.

"Ah!" Du Yufeng yelled in pain.

"Is labor and management sending you into the army to teach you how to fight?!"

Du Yufeng thought to himself: I entered the army myself, not you sent it, but he dare not say that he still wants his leg.

...

"Mom..." Du Lingling lightly bumped Fang Chaoyun with her elbow, "You don't care about brother's life?"

Fang Zhaoyun was crying, his eyes were full of distress, but he said in his mouth: "Don't worry, your father is sensible."

Du Lingling frowned slightly, a little angry, and said: "What is my father's sense of proportion! I just saw my father beat my brother three times, and the first two times he was sent to the hospital and lay in bed for half a month! Mom, in your opinion, Doesn’t it mean that you have a sense of proportion if you don’t kill him?”

A few more "bang bang bang!" like drumming.