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Eight artists appeared together on the deserted island where the program was recorded.

The NPC played by the director appeared quietly, with animal skin on his upper body, a grass skirt on his lower body, and mud on his skin. The NPC's old voice came slowly: "Ah, those lucky ones who were stranded on a deserted island, your boats were destroyed by big waves. Swallowed, sank to the bottom of the sea, and someone will come to rescue you at some point."

The guests who participated in the recording made expressions of sudden realization, "Oh, so we drifted to a deserted island."

Later, I wrote a sentence next to the guest's head: Pretend to know that I am a survivor of the shipwreck (crying and laughing)

The NPC's face suddenly became gloomy, "The aborigines on the island have the habit of cannibalism since ancient times. Because a plague broke out here many years ago, the cannibals infected each other... Gradually, the island was full of corpses, and the population dropped sharply. Only one The most savage, fierce, demonic tribe survived."

"Ah! So scary." The popular little flower Xue Yinger exclaimed in shock.

The NPC smiles more and more treacherously: "So, in order to wait for the rescuers, you have to work hard to survive on the island. I want to remind everyone that the hunters of the cannibals have detected your location. Don't be caught by the cannibals. Otherwise, the mission will fail."

"Next, everyone starts to act, I wish you all a pleasant journey!"

The first issue of "Battle Royale" has a weird and mysterious background as the theme, stimulating the audience's adrenaline.Of course, it is a variety show after all, and it mainly focuses on the daily life of celebrities. Therefore, the program team has invited the popular floret Xue Yinger, the old villain Huang Yiying, comedian Shao Xi, etc., all of whom are very popular artists with different styles. They all know each other a little bit, or have cooperated with each other. Qi Luo has only acted in two movies, and has never cooperated with them.

Soon, the acquaintances formed a team with each other at the starting point. Several female guests wanted to find Qi Luo, but they made their debut earlier than Qi Luo, so they couldn't let go of their figure and took the initiative to find Qi Luo, laughing and teasing him, "Qi Luo, you and Which group is it?"

Qi Luo looked up and saw two or three male guests walking towards them, eager to invite them, Qi Luo smiled, "I don't know, I haven't found anyone yet."

Xue Yinger wanted to invite Qi Luo without hesitation, then Li Shuai who was standing behind her said, "Sister Yinger, I have admired you for a long time, would you like to be with me?"

This kind of real-time live variety show is easy to produce a program CP. Xue Yinger is unwilling to do so in her heart. Li Shuai is not as warm as she is. No one is there.

There are many mountain roads on the deserted island, Qi Luo led a photographer to advance under the scorching sun.

They walked for more than an hour and didn't see a single guest. It was difficult for Qi Luo to form a team. The photographer kept paying attention to Qi Luo. Before leaving, Zhou Jian told him to take more photos of Qi Luo complaining and embarrassing. To create a negative and clumsy look for the audience, the photographer took money to do things, waiting for Qi Luo to be pampered and start complaining.

He wanted to find the shadow of frustration and embarrassment on Qi Luo's face, but he didn't expect that Qi Luo didn't even feel tired at all. There were several swamps on the island, and it was difficult for normal people to avoid them, but Qi Luo easily bypassed them. , also reminded photographers to pay attention to the safety of their feet.

The photographer thought to himself, for the bonus, I don't believe I can't take pictures of you looking deflated.

Out of the woods, a small stream flows slowly.Qi Luo found the first task point, the content on the task card was: catch fish.

Task requirements: Find one person to form a team, and the two catch fish together within half an hour. The scorer will record the number of fish caught by the guests in turn, and the team with the most fish will win and get 5 points.

Task reward: Catch 20 reward grilled fish seasoning.

"Battle Royale" paid a lot of money to invite popular artists to join, just to film the reactions of the artists in different situations. There is a clause in the contract that there will be ten hours of live broadcast every day. Survival in the wild, unless necessary, the program team will not intervene.

There are maps, daggers, purified water, ropes, etc. in the backpacks distributed to artists, without any seasoning.

It means that if you don't want to eat white fish, you have to catch 20 of them.

Just then, a short, fat man rushed out of the woods.

The man ran and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there are bees!"!"

The cameraman chased after him very hard, sweating profusely, the man was still running around with his head in his arms, what a nimble fat man, Qi Luo thought in his heart.

When Shao Xi saw the brook, he plunged into it, revealing a big round butt.

Qi Luo: "..."

Shao Xi couldn't hold his breath, he raised his head abruptly, saw Qi Luo looking at him, Shao Xi said: "... hello."

Qi Luo couldn't help laughing, he walked over to give Shao Xi a hug.

Shao Xi said: "Are you alone? Let's form a team!"

Qi Luo smiled and nodded.

Shao Xi said again: "I have searched all the way, and everyone has formed a team. Director Zhou said that you are here, so he asked me to come and find you."

In the later stage of the cleverness, he wrote on the screen: Send a good person card to Director Zhou. (sinister smile)

The departure routes of the guests are all pre-booked in advance. If you form a team at the starting point, you can agree on which point to meet.Those who do not form a team will find the task point on the map, and then form a team to complete the task.

Under the secret instruction of the director, Qi Luo formed a team with the fattest Shao Xi in the group.

Sure enough, Shao Xi saw the task collapsed and shouted: "Catch fish? It depends on Han Wufeng and Mu Wei. They both came out of filming scenes. I've never caught fish before. I'm going to die."

At this time, countless barrages are also echoing:

"Yeah, my male god Han Wufeng must be very handsome in catching fish, this part depends on him."

"Qi Luo, please stop, you will be treated as a green leaf to set off others."

The photographer thought to himself, in this situation, others would feel pampered, but Shao Xi's words only made people feel amused, and with his body shape, everyone just wanted to see him make a fool of himself, and instead he won Means nothing.

And Qi Luo and Shao Xi are not in the same style at all, Shao Xi will win sympathy if he loses, and his popularity may rise, which will have a great impact on Qi Luo, and Qi Luo will make a fool of himself.

Shao Xi was still rolling and splashing over there, only to see Qi Luo walking to the mission point, with fishing rods, fishing nets and other tools on the ground.

Someone in the live broadcast room of Putao TV said: "Give up, young man, there are basically no fish in this stream. It is too difficult for you to catch 20 by yourself."

"Luo Shen, don't give up! I don't want to see you lose!"

"Qi Luo is doomed. Behind him, Han Wufeng and Mu Wei are in a team. Both of them are popular stars. If they work together, it will be easy to catch fish."

The photographer took a close-up of Qi Luo, trying to find a look of embarrassment on his face. Unexpectedly, Qi Luo looked calm and chose a harpoon from a pile of fishing gear.

"Luo Shen, you choose the fishing net, TT, it's so difficult to spear fish!"

"That harpoon is poisonous, there are only three forks, and the fish is so small, it can't be reached at all."

"'Trident' is certainly handsome, Qi Luo, don't pose for a photo, you're going to lose!"

"Growing up in the countryside tells you that unless you practice regularly, it is very difficult to hit the fork. 20 is a dream."

During this period, several well-formed artists arrived one after another. Xue Yinger said to Qi Luo: "It's better to choose a fishing net. You and Shao Xi stand at the same end. At least you can gain something."

Shao Xi joked and amused, picked up the fishing net and put it on, flattering the public: "The net pattern coat is a bit sexy."

Everyone in the live broadcast room: "Hahahahaha Shao Xiyou, you can't expect anything like this!!"

Qi Luo withdrew his gaze, walked to the stream with the steel fork, rolled up his trousers, revealing a fair and slender ankle.

Shao Xi waved the fishing net in his hand, and still called from the side: "Do you really want me to help you?"

Qi Luo ignored Shao Xi, and said to the scorekeeper, "Time it."

The stopwatch started to move, and Qi Luo raised the harpoon and threw it at the fish in the stream.

"Ahhhhhh - the fork is here!"

"It's a coincidence!"

The harpoon pierced deeply into the belly of the fish, Qi Luo didn't take the fish off, and then aimed at the other one and threw it out.

"So handsome." On the shore, Xue Yinger couldn't help saying something softly.

Qi Luo was wearing a black and white T-shirt. When he raised his hand, the T-shirt ran up, revealing a thin and powerful waist.Jiang Chen, who was watching the live broadcast, his eyes darkened, thinking of the group of fitness photos that Qi Luo posted a few days ago, the man only felt that his throat was dry.

Many people in the live broadcast room wanted to go with him and posted barrages one after another.

"No wonder the harpoon is so powerful. Have you seen Luoshen's waist? It's flexible and powerful!"

"I want to lick﹃."

"I want to hug!"

"The fish are not wronged to die at the hands of such a man."

Han Wufeng and Mu Wei, who had already arrived at the task point, also looked serious. The two of them had collaborated on many martial arts films before, and their luck was relatively good, because the content of the film had learned fishing, and catching 20 fish in half an hour was a piece of cake.Unexpectedly, in such a clear stream, Qi Luo could catch so many fish so quickly.

"Qi Luo has some real skills." Mu Wei couldn't help but said.

Han Wufeng has a tough face. He has been acting in military movies and martial arts costume movies all year round. His 1.8m[-] figure makes him stand out from the crowd. At this time, his eyes are also fixed on Qi Luo, and he can't move his eyes for a long time.

The number of fish is enough, but the time has not yet come, Qi Luo put away the harpoon.

The people in the live broadcast room hadn't licked enough and howled dissatisfied, "It's not time yet, why didn't you catch Luoshen!"

"Cover your face, I've already...so what once, I want to do it a second time."

"...Are you the devil who comes once every 10 minutes?"

Qi Luo cleaned the harpoon and returned it to the staff. His expression was gentle, without the slightest hint of pride and complacency. He said, "There are 25 fish, give the fish a way to survive."

"Hahahahaha - it's for the team behind to survive, there are no fish in this water!"

"I don't like to kill... Buddha belongs to me, Luoshen!"

"I'm a fan. I like such a big player who has a standpoint. If he can win, it's fine. Why pretend to be that coward."

"25... There may not be any teams catching up behind."

"Agree."

The photographer concentrated on taking pictures of Qi Luo's face. People's eyes and micro-expressions cannot be fooled. Under the watchful eyes of millions of viewers, Qi Luo's performance against his will can be easily caught by others.But Qi Luo's expression was composed, without any trace of conceit, on the contrary, he was very calm and calm. To him, the spear fish was not worth mentioning. After all, this person was hiding too deeply, the photographer thought, suddenly felt that Qi Luo was so mysterious, I really want to explore.

……

"The fish catches of the four teams have been counted. Han Wufeng and Mu Wei's team had 22 fish, Li Shuai and Xue Yinger's team had 15 fish, Gao Ren and Huang Yifan's team had 18 fish, and Qi Luo and Shao Xi's team had 25 fish! Congratulations to Qi Luo's team for getting No. .1!"

Zhou Jian, who was watching the live broadcast at the base camp, sneered. He deliberately arranged for Shao Xi and Qi Luo to be on the same team. He knew that Shao Xi liked to make jokes and show off foolishness, and would not be serious when it needed to be serious. Unexpectedly, Qi Luo would rely on his own I won the first place.Zhou Jian was so angry when he thought of his illegitimate son Zhou Xin who could only study abroad.

The author has something to say: Hug the little angels excitedly =3=