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The next day, Shen Xiao woke up very early, and when he opened his eyes, Lang Lin was still hugging him tightly, frowning.

Shen Xiao glanced at the time, got up lightly, found Lang Lin's underwear and bathrobe, hung them in the bathroom, filled the bathtub with water, brushed his teeth and washed himself, tested the temperature of the water, and then went out to wake Lang Lin up. .

Lang Lin sat up with his hands on his forehead, stepped on the ground with his bare feet, and asked, "What time is it?"

"Five o'clock."

Lang Lin nodded and went into the bathroom.

Shen Xiao observed his expression, poured a glass of warm water and brought it in. Lang Lin was taking off his clothes, his strong back muscles were directly exposed in front of his eyes, but Shen Xiao did not tease him like before, but said: "Drink a glass of warm water first and then soak bath."

After finishing speaking, he went out and went to Lang Lin's cloakroom to pick out some clothes. When he came out, he happened to meet the old man's special assistant who came to give the filial piety clothes and cloth strips for Dai Xiao.

It is worth mentioning that there are two sets of filial piety clothes sent by the special assistant, as well as the cloth strips. In addition to the red cloth used by Lang Lin, there is also a black cloth.

Shen Xiao took a look at the special assistant, and then he explained: "The old man ordered it before his death."

According to the customs of Lang Lin's hometown, only direct blood relatives can wear filial piety clothes, and female family members can only wear white scarves on their heads. If it is a granddaughter-in-law, in addition, black cloth should be worn on the arms.

The old man asked someone to prepare filial piety clothes and black cloth for Shen Xiao. One can imagine the thought behind it. Shen Xiao couldn't help feeling a lot of emotion in his heart. He took it with both hands and thanked him softly.

Back in his room, Lang Lin had finished washing, took the clothes in his hand, and changed in front of him.Shen Xiao put on the filial piety clothes for him, opened the pin, and pinned the red cloth on his left arm, his eyelids suddenly jumped.

Lang Lin noticed his pause, "What's wrong?"

"……fine."

Shen Xiao shook his head, motioning to Lang Lin to fasten the black cloth on himself, and the two looked at each other as if they were looking in a mirror.

In addition to the swapping of the identities of caring and being cared for, there is also a sense of familiarity that after many years of marriage, holding each other's hand is like touching your own.

Shen Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a moment, he thought that he hadn't had a good relationship with him yet, so why did he step into the mode of old man and old man?

Lang Lin felt sorry for Shen Xiao more than five years ago. He didn't know how he survived those days.

There is really no empathy in the world. He didn't fully understand Shen Xiao's sadness until he also lost a close relative. This experience of swapping identities made the knot between them almost disappear.

Both wanted to hug each other, but they raised their hands at the same time and were blocked at the same time.

In the end, the two looked at each other, and could only give up the idea of ​​comforting each other at the same time. Lang Lin gave Shen Xiao a hug, and Shen Xiao gave Lang Lin another hug.

"Why are you still so tall?" Shen Xiao looked at Lang Lin's height with dissatisfaction, since he was half a head taller than him since he was a child, it was really irritating.

Lang Lin smiled, "How about I go and saw off a piece of the bone to accompany you?"

Shen Xiao: "..."

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Most of the relatives came back today, Lang Lin was in front to deal with the male customers, while Shen Xiao was led by the special assistant all the way to the resting place of the female customers, facing a group of ladies over 80 years old who were surprised The gaze was so embarrassing as hell.

Fortunately, Lang's mother quickly came to the rescue and freed him from a series of inquiries such as "how old is he?" "do you have a girlfriend?" Heart--

"See this black cloth? This is my son's lover."

Shen Xiao: "..."

Ladies: "..."

The new head of the family actually likes men!

But Shen Xiao was brought by the old man's special assistant. After thinking about it for a while, everyone knew that this was what the old man meant. Their eyes were filled with envy, jealousy and flattery when they looked at Shen Xiao.

Shen Xiao was even more uncomfortable.

This scene is very similar to when I was in school, because there was a gangster covering him, no one around dared to provoke him, and there was always a sense of prestige.

Fortunately, in the old man's plan, he only needs to show up once, and then someone will naturally spread the news. In the next two days, he won't have to be watched like a monkey.

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The Lang family can be regarded as the richest man in this place. When a family member passed away, the small dependent families and business partners naturally had to come to mourn, and even the governor came over.

Gan Linliang attended on behalf of his family's company, and by the way brought the cousin who was possessed by a zombie mentioned earlier, so that Shen Xiao would not have to run back and forth.

When Shen Xiao arrived, he heard two cousins ​​talking outside the door.

Gan Linliang: "Tell me again, who are you?"

Cousin: "I'm Obai! The emperor put me in prison and asked his cronies to kill me, but they didn't expect that although I died, I turned into a zombie and could live forever!"

Gan Linliang was puzzled and said, "Why aren't you Wei Xiaobao? Wei Xiaobao has seven wives, how happy he is!"

Cousin: "I know, Seven Fairies! I don't envy him, women will only affect the speed of my sword!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

Shen Xiao immediately knew that this cousin was not possessed by a zombie at all, walked in with a low cough, greeted Gan Linliang, and asked his cousin: "Then do you know which wife Wei Xiaobao likes the most?"

The cousin kept both hands raised, and replied confidently: "Weaver Girl! They go to the Magpie Bridge for a date every year, and other wives don't have this treatment!"

"..."

Why are you still related to Cowherd and Weaver Girl!

Shen Xiao glanced at Gan Linliang helplessly, and indicated with his eyes that his cousin was not a zombie at all, but just suffered from a second-stage illness, fantasizing that he was a character in a film and television drama.

Who knew that he still looked at his cousin worriedly, and said: "He even knows who Wei Xiaobao likes, and he seems to be a zombie who likes to peep, what if he spoils my cousin?"

Shen Xiao: "..."

Why did he forget that this elder brother is no better than his cousin.

Signaling Gan Linliang to come out with him, Shen Xiao glanced at the little boy in the tea room who was still pretending to be a zombie, and said to him: "Let me tell you, Wei Xiaobao doesn't exist at all, Seven Fairies and Weaver Girl are both mythical figures in China , Weaver Girl married a cowherd, and the Seven Fairies married Dong Yong, a poor scholar... Do you understand what I mean?"

It's all about the Seven Fairies and Weaver Girl from "The Deer and Ding Tale", so you can't still believe that he is possessed by a zombie, right?

As a result, Gan Linliang listened carefully for a while, clapped his hands, and exclaimed: "So Wei Xiaobao has so many identities? He went to ancient times. The zombie on my cousin is lying, but his real identity is Wei Xiaobao?"

Shen Xiao: "???"

Gan Linliang was completely immersed in the plot he had made up in his head, and he came to the conclusion excitedly: "This Oboi is pretended by Wei Xiaobao! That's why he knows who Wei Xiaobao loves the most, and also knows that Wei Xiaobao's wife is the Seventh Fairy and the Weaver Girl!"

Immediately afterwards, before Shen Xiao pointed out his mistake, he realized something was wrong, and frowned, "But in this case, seven plus one equals eight? Why do they all say that Wei Xiaobao only has seven wives?"

Shen Xiao felt very suffocated, and said with difficulty: "Who told you that Zhinu and Seven Fairies are Wei Xiaobao's wives?"

Gan Linliang slapped his head and suddenly realized, "I know! At that time, concubines were not considered wives!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

He knows this so clearly!

Shen Xiao suddenly felt very powerless, waved his hands and said: "Your cousin is fine, just take him home and beat him up."

It's okay to be possessed by ghosts, Shen Xiao catches one right, and if he can't beat it, he can still hand it over to his grandfather, but he really can't cure the second disease, so let's forget it, this business can't be done.

When Gan Linliang heard that the solution was so simple, he was overjoyed and immediately took him back, and beat up his little cousin himself.

While beating him, he ruthlessly exposed the little boy's lies: Oboi and Wei Xiaobao are mortal enemies, it is absolutely impossible to know who Wei Xiaobao likes the most, Seven Fairies and Weaver Girl are not the same person at all, they are not even Wei Xiaobao's wife!

The beating and dismantling caused the little cousin to break down physically and mentally, but because of the little man's inexplicable self-esteem, he only admitted that he was "good" and would never be "possessed" by zombies again.

However, Gan Linliang felt that Shen Xiao's method really worked. Regardless of Shen Xiao's refusal, he insisted on sending a sky-high remuneration, which was still in cash. , Shocked them speechless.

Shen Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he was very grateful that he stood up for him, and asked Lang Lin's assistant to use the money to buy some things from the auction house for Gan Linliang's family. I hope my little cousin can make up a decent story next time.

This move was greatly appreciated by Gan Linliang's parents, who felt that it was rare for Shen Xiao to be so polite and knowledgeable, and let Gan Linliang learn from him a lot.

So the next night, during Lu Bingjun's video call, looking at the over-excited Taoist robed youth next to his apprentice, Shen Xiao broke down, "Why are you at my apprentice's house?!"

Gan Linliang said as a matter of course: "Come on!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

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The old man's body only stayed at Lang's house for three days, and it was raining lightly on the day of the funeral. Seeing them put the old man into the coffin and cover it with the first shovel of soil, Shen Xiao suddenly couldn't help it, and started crying.

The black umbrella on his head immediately tilted a little to this side, Lang Lin hugged his shoulder, and patted him comfortingly.

Everything seemed to go back to more than five years ago, except that there was suddenly a black umbrella beside the helpless Shen Xiao, and Lang Lin in filial piety.

Others didn't understand the grievances between the two of them. The second aunt lost the chance to become the mistress of the Lang family, and the little sisters who worked together in the spa also began to tease her intentionally or unintentionally. Seeing Shen Xiao's situation, they only felt that he was putting on a show and disdainful He snorted softly: "Those who didn't know thought it was his grandpa who died."

Shen Xiao didn't have the heart to talk to him, but Lang's mother was not easy to provoke, so Liu Mei raised her eyebrows and stared at him, "Could it be that they are like you, heartless, and have the mind to go to beauty and play cards?"

Before the second aunt had time to speak, the second uncle remembered what Shen Xiao said when he first arrived, and immediately gave her a gloomy look, "Shut up!"

He couldn't bear it anymore, his father passed away, she didn't want to help, she spent a lot of money outside, and when he came back at night, he complained to himself why he didn't become the head of the house, and what would happen to his two children in the future - not yet The trouble caused by her aquiline nose is now all blamed on him!

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that Shen Xiao's theory of facial features was very reasonable. Now that he lost his position as the head of the family, his wife thought she was a broom star and very unfilial. After sending off the old man, he just said "divorce".

When the second aunt heard such a sentence, she immediately went crazy, crying and beating to catch up. The manicure she just made scratched the second uncle's face, and the second uncle was so angry that he fought with her on the spot. The two children didn't know how to help her. Who, the scene is in chaos.

It's a pity that except for the uncle's family, no one cared about the commotion. Lang Lin ordered these lunatics to be driven out so as not to disturb the old man's cleanliness, so he ignored everything and got into the car to send Shen Xiao to the airport.

Shen Xiao's new play is about to start filming, and the previously mentioned variety show and studio transfer announcement have not been made. There are many things to do, and Lang Lin took over the family business and has no time to accompany him. On the one hand, on the other hand, he inherited Many people can't get used to the family business, this period of time is absolutely chaotic, and Shen Xiao's presence here can easily distract him.

Shen Xiao was no longer the ignorant kid back then, he readily accepted this arrangement and booked the plane ticket by himself.

On the way to the airport, Shen Xiao slowly came to his senses. While dripping eye drops into his dry eyes, he complained that Lang Lin was drunk last night, and when he came back in the middle of the night, he fell on the bed, almost crushing him to death.

"You're as heavy as a pig!" Shen Xiao wiped off the liquid medicine overflowing from the corner of his eyes, and complained angrily, "When you're drunk, you go back to your own room to sleep, why do you always touch my room? In order to stuff you into the bathtub, my waist almost broke!"

Lang Lin listened silently, then glanced at him, "Then you almost made me drown in the bathtub."

Shen Xiao was suddenly at a loss for words.

Drunk people can't control their bodies at all, Shen Xiao puts water according to the water level of Lang Lin's usual bath, goes out and asks for a plaster to stick on his lower back, when he comes back, Lang Lin has already taken several mouthfuls to take a bath water.

At that time, Shen Xiao was even thinking about whether his grandfather would arrange a job for him in the underworld if Lang Lin died. After all, they had already mastered the technique of purifying the soul, so it was not a violation of discipline.

But when he came, he sent off Mr. Lang, and killed his successor before leaving. With such a brilliant record, unless Mr. Lang came back to life, it would be difficult for him to leave the Lang family.

Thinking of this, his eyelids suddenly started to twitch again, Shen Xiao looked at Lang Lin suspiciously: "Are you scolding me in your heart?"

"..." Lang Lin said helplessly, "No."

"There must be! You must be thinking, it's so stupid to not even know how to take care of people." The more Shen Xiao said, the more he felt that this was the case, "Now you must be thinking how this stinky kid knows everything!"

Lang Lin took a deep breath and said patiently: "No! I was just thinking about how to deal with the follow-up work, and I didn't take what happened yesterday to heart at all!"

Shen Xiao was aroused by him to quarrel, and he yelled loudly: "Don't worry about it, why did you think of it all of a sudden just now? You still refute me!"

Lang Lin: "..."

The kid started to blame him again, making one set of deceitful reasons after another, exactly the same as when he was a child.

But based on his experience, at this time, he must not compromise and admit his mistakes just because he is messing around, otherwise Shen Xiao will turn on the mocking mode in the next second, and pull out all the unjust, false and wrong cases he has admitted before for a walk to show his achievements A lot of achievements.

As the new successor of the Lang family, the film emperor Lang is so proud that he will not give in even if he dies!

Shen Xiao was about to launch the next round of torture, when he suddenly felt a pain in his gluteus maximus, as if being pricked by a needle, and before he could turn around to look, his entire vision was blurred.

There are ghosts!

One second before he lost consciousness, he only had time to glance at Lang Lin beside him, and seeing him fall powerlessly towards him, his last thought was:

As heavy as a pig!Don't fall on him!

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