I rely on fortune-telling to become popular in the entertainment industry

This young man in a Taoist robe is obviously not blind, but usually wears colored contact lenses, pretending that he has seen too many things and was punished by the heavens, appearing to be profound in Taoism.

It's not that it discriminates against non-blind people, after all, Shen Xiao is not blind, isn't his ability still there?But people never engage in such vain things!

This person's blindness is fake, and the fortune-telling ability may not be true or false.

The staff was about to turn the liar to the police station on the spot, but just as he opened his legs, he suddenly froze, as if he had been hit by something, and fell straight forward.

Shen Xiao: "..."

Gan Linliang: "..."

Immediately afterwards, an elderly female voice yelled, "It's so early in the morning that no one is allowed to sleep, why are you making such a fuss? Are you still civic-minded!"

Only Shen Xiao and Gan Linliang were present, and they were both men. The voice was obviously not made by them. The eyes of the two followed the source of the sound, and they were all focused on the porcelain vase in the middle of the road.

At this time, the female voice spoke again, "What are you looking at? If you don't learn well at a young age, you can't move your eyes when you see a woman. You have a good appearance, and men are stinky pigs... I can do it at my age." Your grandma is gone, watch it! Where are your parents? I want to ask them to argue!"

Gan Linliang seemed to have realized it, and screamed: "Ah, there is really a ghost! It's still a hag ghost!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

What is this?Is this aunt thinking too much?And isn't this Lady Gan Lin here to collect ghosts?Is it really okay to be afraid of being like this?

"Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about!" Aunt Gui got out of the bottle in anger, she was still wearing the costume of their crew, pointed at Gan Linliang and cursed: "Are you polite? Who is the hag? I ask you, who is the hag!"

Gan Linliang was so frightened that he crawled behind Shen Xiao, "Help, handsome guy!"

"..." Shen Xiao was not frightened by Aunt Ghost, but almost deafened by his screaming.

Taking a deep breath and closing his eyes, Shen Xiao calmed down for a while, and asked Aunt Gui: "You got those people in the hospital?"

Aunt Gui puffed up her chest confidently, "So what? At the beginning, she clearly said that she would bring me to film, but she threw me down as soon as she came up. What does that mean? If I didn't sign the contract, I wouldn't have the right to be a ghost? Damn it!" I lost my life with this bottle, it’s too much!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

It's really too much for you, a bottle ghost, to compete with ordinary bottles for the show!And they bought you just to fall, if you don't want to fall, you should have said it earlier!

Speaking of this matter, Aunt Gui felt that she had been wronged a lot. Seeing that the two boys, Shen Xiao and Gan Linliang, were so innocent, she couldn't help but began to complain.

"Oh, you all don't know. I was acting well on the shelf, but that person suddenly grabbed me and threw me to the ground! I said that's not okay, I didn't get a few shots, how could he throw me? This It’s too much! Fortunately, I’m not an ordinary bottle, so I didn’t break it, so I stood up and argued with them..."

Gan Linliang was immersed in the story of the ghost aunt for a while, and couldn't help asking: "And then?"

"They didn't wait for me to finish speaking, they picked me up again and put me back on the shelf. I thought I should know I was wrong now, right? Who knew that within two seconds, they picked me up again and went Smash it on the ground!" Probably because the sleeves were in the way, Aunt Gui pulled up the sleeves of her costume, waved her hands, and said, "You didn't say too much? I got angry, and another person said I was Fakes, they're going to hit me again! Who can stand this? I'll just..."

Gan Linliang immediately focused, "Just what?"

"I got angry! I stood there and scolded them for a long time, they didn't respond at all, didn't even give an apology, a group of people ran away, and sent a few people back after the incident, and took all the valuables Let's go." The ghost aunt wiped away the non-existent tears, "I thought this was wrong, I didn't want to be smashed and there was something wrong? Later, the more I thought about it, the more angry I was, and they fell asleep!"

At the end, Aunt Gui said viciously: "Look how dare they bully me, a woman!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

Not to mention other misunderstandings, a bottle, she expects others to see the male and female, isn't that too natural?

Shen Xiao suffocated and said: "When you scolded them, did you appear in front of them?"

Humans and ghosts have different paths. If ghosts do not show up actively, humans cannot hear or see them without the help of other tools.

Aunt Gui was stunned for a moment, unable to speak, and after a while she yelled unreasonably and confidently, "What's the matter? Don't you have to apologize to me if you can't hear me? They threw bottles casually, and I didn't Asking them for compensation is already very generous, okay? This is going to be replaced by someone else, not everyone extorting 80 from them, this matter is not over!"

This ghost's persevering appearance seemed to be no different from the square dancing aunts I usually met. Gan Linliang hid behind Shen Xiao and boldly said, "Then...then you can't kill them either!"

Aunt Gui seemed to think that he was provoking herself, and she yelled even louder: "What am I doing? Didn't I just make them unable to wake up? They have nutrition needles hanging in the hospital. As long as they have money, they will be fine for the rest of their lives." , and won’t die of starvation or thirst, what does that have to do with me!”

A group of people who were alive and kicking are now in a vegetable state, it doesn't matter!And not everyone's family can support them for a lifetime!

Gan Linliang really wanted to reason with the other party, but the ghost aunt was too imposing, and the scene where her lower body was stuffed in the bottle was too weird, he muttered a few words, but he didn't say anything harsh.

Shen Xiao took out his mobile phone and wanted Wen Jingye to bring his backpack, but when he turned on the mobile phone, he found that there was no signal.

Although this film and television city is not in the city center, it is still a lively place. How could there be no signal?It must be the ghost of the aunt in the bottle.

Seeing his actions, the bottle ghost seemed to remember who he was, and his voice became sharp, "Wow! It's you brat! Every day you scare people with a bunch of talismans, so I didn't dare to move. I almost let that The crowd was smashed!"

Shen Xiao was simply baffled, "When did I scare you?"

"You just open your backpack every day and take a look. What are you doing to scare me? If I hadn't been clever enough to delete all the contact information in their mobile phones, I would have died!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

He was obviously worried that he didn't come to the door with an entrustment!

The ghost aunt ignored him, and yelled with her hips on her hips: "I tell you, if there is no explanation for this matter, I will never end with you! Either you should be more sensible and burn 800 million yuan for me, or you can use it like the one yesterday. Like the crowd, go to the hospital and wait to die!"

Gan Linliang clapped his hands suddenly, as if he had discovered something, "You knew they would die! You did it on purpose!"

Aunt Gui was startled, and covered her mouth in panic. After a while, she felt that she was right. She straightened her back and said, "When did I say that? Do you have evidence?"

Gan Linliang never expected her to be so thick-skinned, pointing at her speechless, "You...I..."

Aunt Gui said triumphantly: "Don't talk nonsense without evidence, be careful that you will have your tongue pulled out in hell!"

Gan Linliang didn't know why, so he was frightened by her immediately, shrank back behind Shen Xiao cowardly, and said in a low voice: "Brother, what should we do? It's all my fault that I'm not good at learning, and I've hurt you, otherwise if my master is here, I'm sure I'll take her away in a few clicks..."

"You still have a master?" Shen Xiao observed the bottle ghost, saw that she started to vomit bitterness again, and asked casually, "Then you still pretend to be blind?"

Gan Linliang nodded and said: "That's right, my master said that there are many customers coming to the door like this!"

"..." It doesn't sound like a reliable master.

Shen Xiao ignored him, thinking about how to get rid of this bottle ghost.

He didn't have yellow talisman or cinnabar at hand, and he didn't really want to draw talismans with his own blood. His eyes paused for a moment on Gan Linliang's Taoist robe, and he suddenly remembered that there was another one in his pocket, which was left over from the last time he performed the ritual for Zhao Jingcheng.

Looking at Aunt Ghost again, Shen Xiao found that although she was dressed up brightly, there was a small piece of black and blue on the edge of her bangs, as if she had been hit by something.

He then began to make friends with Aunt Ghost, "You seem to have a wound on your forehead? How did you do it? Can ghosts get hurt too?"

"Now you know how to use the word 'you'?" Gui aunt snorted, looking at the porcelain bottle under her with a bit of resentment, "Isn't it because of this bottle! It was placed well on the table, and suddenly it fell and hit me , smashed me to death, and turned into such a ghost!"

Shen Xiao comforted the situation, looked at the porcelain bottle, and boasted: "But your bottle is pretty, where did you get it? I'll get one some other day too!"

The more Gan Linliang looked at the situation, the more he felt that something was wrong, and pulled Shen Xiao's clothes, "What are you doing? There is a ghost in this bottle, how dare you want it?"

Shen Xiao waved his hand to signal him to stop talking, and then said to the bottle ghost: "Such a beautiful porcelain vase must cost a lot of money, right?"

"Hmph! Do you think I don't need you to pay for it if you say that?" Aunt Gui snorted, and then couldn't help but feel complacent. "This is because the mountain behind our house collapsed and rolled out along the muddy water." But the ones that washed down were all fragments. I collected the broken ones and sold them for tens of thousands! Later, I thought, there must be more than these fragments, so I washed down along them I found a hole in the route, went in and dug it out! The whole village is the most complete one I got, and there are gaps in everything else!"

Shen Xiao looked at the porcelain vase, and slowly frowned, "Can I take a closer look? I think it looks like a real antique."

Fortune-telling and catching ghosts has never been limited to drawing symbols.

Like Aunt Ghost, those who are greedy for petty gains and go to ancient tombs are naturally a minority, but there are still many people who don't know the inside story, buy antique jewelry and wear it back, and sometimes encounter evil ghosts possessing it, Shen Xiao Grandpa met several times.

This kind of evil spirits possessing ancient relics, the longer they survive, the stronger they will be. If you underestimate their abilities, let alone catch ghosts, it would be better if you don't become a meal for evil spirits.

"Really? You little brat can understand it?" Ghost Aunt's eyes lit up immediately, "How much is a real antique worth? Can it be put in a museum? Can you write my name?"

Aunt Gui asked a series of questions, Shen Xiao responded casually, and after getting closer, he made a gesture of observation. While her attention was already on her plan to make a name for herself in the museum, she touched her trouser pocket and took out a piece of money left over from the last time. Zhang Huangfu, "slapped" on the porcelain bottle.

Ghost Aunt: "???"

Aunt Gui's voice stopped abruptly, and Gan Linliang also looked at Shen Xiao's movements blankly.

In the next second, Aunt Gui felt a sharp tearing pain on her body, as if she had been chopped off countless knives at the same time, she screamed immediately, and the whole bottle began to shake crazily, almost breaking free from Shen Xiao's hands .

Shen Xiao hurriedly pressed the porcelain bottle, and at the same time shouted at Gan Linliang: "What are you doing in a daze? Come and help hold it down!"

"Oh! Oh..." Gan Linliang just woke up from a dream, and he rushed forward quickly, regardless of his fear, and asked, "What kind of talisman is this? It's so useful?"

Shen Xiao stared at the bottle ghost whose soul had already begun to crack, and said in a deep voice: "Suppressing ghosts. Good ghosts meet life, evil ghosts meet death. When she encounters this talisman, it can be regarded as karma!"

This yellow talisman was originally the last talisman of the transcendence practice. At that time, Shen Xiao knew that the male ghost haunting Zhao Jingcheng had done nothing wrong, so he used other talismans to clear his grievances before planning to use this one.

The male ghost himself has never done anything evil, so the process of salvation will not be too painful, and it can even make his soul pure, so that he will have a good birth in reincarnation.

But the ghost aunt I met today was not treated so well.

For one thing, she was greedy for petty gains during her lifetime, and the porcelain pieces that were pushed down by the mudslides all carried the resentment of the people buried in the ancient tomb, but she exchanged these dead people's things for money, not to mention, not satisfied, and ran along the muddy water to the tomb , Bringing back such a complete porcelain vase disturbed the cleanliness of the tomb owner.

As I said before, the feng shui of the yin house is related to the descendants of the owner of the tomb, and it has been more than 300 years since the Ming Dynasty. As an ordinary person, she naturally couldn't bear the karma accumulated by so many generations of descendants, so she was detained in this porcelain vase after her death. On, that is, her punishment.

But not only did she not know how to restrain herself, she even intensified it, taking it as her capital to continue doing evil, and now, for some inexplicable reason, she sent half of a crew to the hospital, and even blatantly said that it was not her business whether they died or not. matter.

She has been burdened with countless grievances, and now there are so many people on the production team, the karma of so many people, and the last yellow talisman has not been cleared, and all the karma on her body will be back at this time. Cut to pieces with a knife, most people can't bear it.

The lonely and wild ghosts left in the world have all kinds of involuntary actions. Many of them died because of innocent disasters. Shen Xiao has always used the most gentle means to clean up the evils on their bodies before sending them to life. , rarely use such cruel means.

——It’s not that it’s too late to use other means.

This is not a particularly urgent situation. He had nothing in the Tu family last time, and even bit his finger to clean up the sins of the female ghost. There is no reason why he can't do it this time.

But this bottle ghost doesn't know how to repent, so she really doesn't deserve sympathy. What's more, she did these things out of her own heart, and she was not forced. It wasn't revenge under despair, so she didn't deserve sympathy.

Self-inflicted crimes cannot live, she would not be unreasonable to harm one party even if she became a ghost, Shen Xiao has no reason to think about her and waste his own blood.

Shen Xiao looked indifferently at the bottle ghost rolling and roaring, the whole ghost was disfigured, but his body couldn't get rid of the porcelain bottle at all, his hands held on to the yellow talisman tightly, and his heart didn't soften at all.

The black smoke on the bottle ghost's body was so thick that it was almost dripping water. According to what she said, this bottle has been tossed outside for decades, which shows how many evil things it has done before, so it has such a deep color.

Gan Linliang next to him was stunned, his mouth was open, and his saliva almost flowed out.

While Shen Xiao was catching ghosts, he still had the heart to ask him, "Do you eat ghosts?"

There are tens of thousands of capable people in this world. My grandfather told Shen Xiao many stories about his colleagues before, such as eating ten eggs before catching ghosts, and celestial masters who are easily caught by ghosts. There are all kinds of strange people. He didn't find it strange to meet a ghost eater today.

Gan Linliang gave a bewildered "ah", then realized what he was talking about, and shook his head hastily, "No, no, no... I won't eat this..."

But Shen Xiao's voice brought him back to his senses, and he looked at Shen Xiao with awe-filled eyes.

No... Is this the process for a serious boss to catch ghosts?It seems that the object of his previous study made a mistake, so he couldn't attract business for such a long time!

The bottle ghost was quickly cut into countless pieces by an invisible knife, and disappeared into the eyes of the two with a scream.

The yellow talisman in Shen Xiao's hand also turned into ashes, both of them had ashes in their hands, obviously it wasn't left over from a small talisman, but more from the evil obstacles on the bottle ghost.

Wiping off the ashes from his hands in disgust, Shen Xiao got up and patted the staff member who passed out. Seeing that he started snoring, he got up and prepared to go to the hospital to see other people.

"Master! Master stay!" Gan Linliang hurriedly followed, and said excitedly: "Master, you are so amazing! You took that ghost in at once! Master, do you accept disciples?"

"...No charge."

Gan Linliang said resolutely: "I have heavenly eyes! I can see ghosts! My previous masters said that I am very talented. I have only been studying for a month before I graduated!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

Shen Xiao looked back at him, "Then when that aunt came out just now, you were still screaming so miserable?"

"Uh……"

Seeing that Gan Linliang was speechless, Shen Xiao couldn't help feeling funny, and patted him on the shoulder, "Go back and see if your master is still there!"

Gan Linliang was taken aback, his face gradually turned pale, "Master, what do you mean?"

Shen Xiao really didn't see the poor boy anymore, so he patted him on the shoulder again, called Wen Jingye to pick him up, and strode out of the set.

Gan Linliang returned to his booth in a daze, looked at the crowd, no one came to him for a fortune teller, he sat there for a long time before he suddenly came to his senses, packed his things, got on the Rolls Royce next to the fortune teller booth, and left in a hurry , and at the same time dial Master's number.

If anyone is here, you can see the young man in Taoist robes on the driver's seat bursting into tears and snot, "Master! Master, you must not die..."

After a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, a female voice said politely and formally: "...Sorry, the number you dialed is an empty number."

Gan Linliang: "..."