This dragon has facial paralysis

Not long after Butcher Hu left, a beautiful and generous woman also came from the other side of the alley. She was wearing a tight hunting suit and moccasin boots. It is heroic.

When the woman entered the Dragon King Temple, her reaction was exactly the same as that of the butcher before. Obviously, she did not expect that the Dragon King Temple would still be cleaned by someone. Does this mean that the Dragon King Temple is actually very effective?

The woman's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and she hurried into the main hall, took out a few ingots of silver from her body, stuffed them into the merit incense, and said reverently: "Lord Dragon, you have a spirit in heaven, and my daughter is Chen Luoyan, the second lady of the Chen family. The family is well-off, and her father is a former court official who retired from old age. The youngest daughter has an older sister and a younger sister who have been married for many years. It is a pity that I will turn 24 today, but I have no one I fancy. It’s not that no one came to propose a marriage, but I I despise any of them. I told others that I disdain getting married, so I dare not go to Yuelao Temple to ask for marriage. But if I meet a lover, it is also a great blessing in life. I hope the Dragon King will give me a son-in-law who can ride the dragon quickly."

The woman bowed three times.

Li Li picked up a pen and wrote urgently.

Ao Zongxiu still dismissed it, "Dragon King Temple doesn't care about marriage."

Li Li booed him again: "Brother Baoqing gave me a kit, saying that no matter who comes, there is a perfect plan."

Ao Zongxiu snorted.

The third person who entered the Dragon King Temple was a skinny old man with old clothes and patches. He walked through the alley and was illuminated by the golden light. The pearl hairpin left by the merry son.

The old man ran in excitedly, only to see the Dragon King Temple.

The old man has a stingy character. If he didn't pick up gold, he went to the Dragon King Temple to rub his luck.

Without any offerings, the old man prayed dryly and said: "My money is rich and empty, and I have a reputation, but I have saved all my life, and I can't save much money. I hope the Dragon King will take pity on the poor old man and give me some copper coins."

Li Li wrote it down again.

Ao Zongxiu didn't say anything this time.

After the sun goes down, no one will come again.

Outside, it was raining sporadically, which was rare.

In the middle of the night, a scholar in rough cloth and green fir suddenly ran in, and said happily: "When I was rushing for the exam three years ago, I remembered that there was a Dragon King Temple here where I could stay overnight, and it is still there."

When I entered the temple, I found candlelight and thought there were other people there, but when I entered the temple, there was no one there.

The scholar walked back and forth twice, clapped his hands and laughed, and said, "It's not bad. It's cleaner than the inn room. It seems that God still takes care of me. I'm sure I'll be on the list this time."

The scholar approached the candles to keep warm, shivering a little from the cold, and was still flipping through the books in the bookcase to see if they were wet by the rain.

Li Li asked Ao Zongxiu to make the fire warmer.

After a while, the clothes on the scholar's body were dry, and he was no longer cold. He didn't feel anything wrong. Looking at the two brightly lit buildings outside, he couldn't help sighing cynically: "Those children from aristocratic families who gamble and whore badly, their stomachs are full of blood." I don’t have any ink, but with a good family background, I can be warm and soft, and I can find an official position in the future. Poor me, Zhang Sheng, who has read poetry and books since he was a child, but he can’t even get a job. "

When it comes to the atmosphere, the fire is not burning anymore, kneeling in front of the statue of the Dragon King and crying: "Dragon King, it is fate to live in your temple today, I hope that the Dragon King will bless the scholars, and bless me to obtain fame and fame as soon as possible, so that I can return to my hometown ah."

In the middle of the night, the scholar slept on the futon.

Seeing that Li Li was still remembering the scholar's wish, Ao Zongxiu sighed, "Wen Quxing and Confucius are in charge of this matter."

Li Li didn't care, he buried his head in memorizing it, and put it away carefully, for fear of forgetting it.

The next day, when the sky was light, the scholar left with his bookcase on his back.

Li Li waited for a long time, but no one came to visit the Dragon King Temple, so he dragged Ao Zongxiu to discuss.

Ao Zongxiu said: "We don't care about what we discuss."

"But everyone worships us."

"It's not that I prayed, but I must help them." Li Li didn't believe it, and took out the kit that Ao Baoqing gave him. There was a note with a few lines written in it.

Li Li opened it excitedly, but felt unprecedented anger.

I saw what was written on the paper: those who are seeking marriage, don’t bother, please go to Yuelao Temple; those who are seeking wealth, don’t bother, go to the God of Wealth Temple; Don't worry about those who ask for rain, rain, snow, wind and frost have their own definite number.

"Then what can we do?" Li Li smashed the note resentfully, stopped squatting on the roof and waited, and ran to lie down in the room, unable to yell.

For several days in a row, Ao Zongxiu did not see him. Although Ao Zongxiu was able to break in, he gave Li Li face after all.

The tiles on the roof were not wiped, and a layer of dust was blown by the dry wind.

On this day, Ao Zongxiu squatted in the backyard and shouted: "Li Li, come out and see, the pig hair you planted has sprouted."

Li Li heard it, but didn't take it seriously.

Ao Zongxiu shouted tirelessly.

Li Li thought for a long time, but still got up, opened the door and Ao Zongxiu said interestingly: "It's really sprouted, come and see."

Li Li walked over, and sure enough, he saw a small green bud growing from the place where the pig's head was buried, but he couldn't tell what kind of flower or tree it was.

Li Li asked Ao Zongxiu: "You made it?"

Ao Zongxiu said: "I really don't."

Li Li didn't bother to pursue it anymore, and sat on the ground and sighed: "Le Shui always said that it's good to transform a dragon, but I don't think it's good at all. It's better to go back and be a carp."

Ao Zongxiu glanced at him, Li Li had always kept a cold face, but now because of anger and frustration, he looked even more depressed.

Ao Zongxiu asked: "You want to help ordinary people so much?"

"Aren't we gods?" Li Li asked Ao Zongxiu, "Shouldn't gods protect the common people in the world?"

Ao Zongxiu looked into the distance: "We are not gods."

"What is not God?"

"Just like people, there are joys, sorrows, sorrows, and things beyond our power. We will leave one day, and there will be no gods in the world at that time." Ao Zongxiu said, these words were told to him by his father. .

"But what they ask for, we can do what we can."

Ao Zongxiu said bluntly: "Can you?"

"I..." Li Li was dumb, and after a long silence, he said, "Then brother Baoqing asked me to come here just to amuse me?"

After a while, Li Li stood up and said, "I'm still useless, I won't be a dragon anymore, I'll go back to find Le Shui, let me be a carp."

Li Li turned around and was about to leave. Seeing that he was telling the truth, Ao Zongxiu was determined to go, and hurriedly stopped him: "You are leaving your post without authorization, and you will be punished by heaven."

Li Li was about to collapse, he was not allowed to do what he did, and he was not allowed to leave, he picked up the shovel used to bury pig heads and wanted to dig a hole to bury himself.

Ao Zongxiu really had a headache. Seeing that the hole was half dug and Li Li was about to jump in, he said helplessly, "Okay, if you want to help, then help."

Li Li still jumped, with a jump of three feet high, put his arms around Ao Zongxiu's shoulders and said, "You are so kind!"

The two threw themselves into the pit, and the marl blossomed with a bang.

Ao Zongxiu, who cleaned his clothes and pretended to be angry, sat on the confession case and asked Li Li to show him the notes he had memorized.

"Hu Laoba wants to have a son, I will go to Master Guanyin to get a birth pill; as for Miss Chen who wants to marry, go to Yuelao Temple and ask Yuelao to give you a red rope for marriage; please Those who are rich are too simple, just give them a pearl, and they can live another lifetime; those who seek fame and fame, we can’t help him cheat, how about this, I will give him a piece of clear water to ensure that he can concentrate and concentrate when reading. If he can't pass the exam, it depends on his personal fortune."

Ao Zongxiu solved Li Li's problem of baldness with a few words.

Li Li said in admiration: "You are so powerful, it's interesting to be a dragon like you."

Ao Zongxiu smiled reservedly.

The two immediately split up, one went to the Songzi Guanyin Temple in the south of the city, and the other went to the Yuelao Temple in the north of the city.

Songzi Guanyin and Yuelao gave them face, especially Ao Zongxiu, after hearing the request, they gave them a lotus seed and a red string without saying a word.

When we met again, it was already dark, anyway, it was all right for them, for the sake of convenience, they waited until midnight before starting to act.

Li Li and Ao Zongxiu followed their notes, went to the Chen Mansion first, and found the second lady, Chen Luoyan.

According to Yuelao's instructions, Li Li tied one end of the red rope to Chen Luoyan's left little finger.

Li Li said: "Then next time we look for a young talent, we can tie the other end directly to that person."

Then, at the next stop, I found Hu Laoba, a butcher on Weize Street.

Hu Laoba was lying on the bed with his wife, sleeping soundly.

Li Li was about to feed lotus seeds to Hu Laoba.Ao Zongxiu hurriedly said: "Wait!"

Li Li turned to look at him.

Ao Zongxiu pointed to Hu Laoba's wife: "That's Shengzilian, it should be given to her."

Li Li said, "It was Mr. Hu who came to ask for a child, not his wife. If his wife didn't want to have a baby, but I ate it for her, isn't it a sin?"

Ao Zongxiu thought about it carefully, and found it very reasonable, nodded and said: "Then you go ahead."

Li Li sent the lotus seeds to Hu Laoba's mouth, and the lotus seeds seemed to have life, and they got into his mouth and into his stomach.

Hu Laoba seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, smashed his mouth, turned over, and said something in his sleep: "When will you give me a baby..."

Li Li said: "Don't worry, you will have a baby soon."

The two of them fulfilled one wish, and halfway to the next one, Li Li suddenly groaned, raised his hands, and asked emptyly, "Where did Miss Chen's red string go?"

"You dropped it?"

Li Li was annoyed: "Let's go back and look for it quickly..."

"Forget it." Ao Zongxiu dissuaded, "Maybe this is her fate."

This is also the reason Li Li thinks about it. The red rope may be blown by the wind, and it will be entangled by a man who hears the chicken dancing, and the marriage will be destined from then on.

In Qian Youfu's house, there was actually a weak light on, reflecting the simple courtyard walls and low eaves.

Li Li and Ao Zongxiu were outside the window and saw Qian Youfu, who was dressed in shabby clothes, holding a large wooden box, holding a candle, and counting the money in the box, including the pearls and hairpins his wife gave as a dowry, and some money he saved when he was young. The money was exchanged for silver ingots, not even a single copper plate was missed, and there were as many as 300 taels, which seemed to be considered a small rich family.

Qian Youfu breathed a sigh of relief, touched the baby and murmured: "Money, money, don't talk too much at any time, open the bed board, put the box in, and then lie on the bed, pressing the little things that I have accumulated all my life. The gold, silver and jewels that were not willing to spend fell asleep, and dreamed of spending money in their dreams.

Li Li looked at Ao Zongxiu: "Why doesn't he spend the money?"

"Be stingy." Ao Zongxiu shook her head, still throwing a pearl by Qian Youfu's pillow.

In the end, only Zhang Sheng, who was seeking fame and fame, was left, but he was nowhere to be found after searching Yuqiucheng. He must have gone to the exam, and Zhang Sheng did not reveal his full name, birth date and home address, and Ao Zongxiu was nowhere to be found. .

I can only sigh, Zhang Sheng does not have this life.