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At noon that day, Jian Hui personally told Min Lu a story about baguette bread and pig custard buns.

According to legend, custard buns are born from fried buns and red bean paste buns. Custard buns are as white as they should be, and as yellow as they should be.Later, when he grew up, by chance, he met the baguette brother he had seen in childhood.

Baguette is a student of bean paste buns. As the name suggests, he is hard and long. At first he didn't like the soft and glutinous cartoon custard buns, but then he didn't know what happened. After staying with the custard buns for a long time, he also Gradually fell in love with it.

Baguettes and custard buns are a love relationship that was confirmed only after the encouragement of friends around - scallion fried rolls and brown sugar steamed buns.

The relationship between the two foods has been very good during the days when they were together. After nearly four months of dating, the custard bun with a yellow filling in his body decided to dedicate his filling to his lover on a calm day.

Baguette, although his name comes from the romantic capital of France, but in fact all the ingredients on him are produced in China. Compared with the boyfriend who is cute on the outside and wild on the inside, the baguette with the romantic name is more reserved.

Faced with the euphemistic and shy character of the baguette, the desire of the little pig custard bun to offer its own filling became stronger and stronger.

So at noon that day, the custard bun surrounded by desire finally fermented again!He sat on the baguette all by himself, first touched the whole body of the baguette with his hands up and down, and then rubbed the back of the baguette with his round and upturned bun to turn the baguette outward, with a beautiful slightly burnt cut.

Under his actions, the nerves that the baguette had endured for a long time were also broken. He uncontrollably poked the buttocks of the custard bag with his little baguette, and then he and the small mouth of the custard bag clapped hands After the high-five, the baguette touched him for a long time at the request of the custard bag, until the custard bag spit out a small mouthful of custard.

This story is not over yet to be continued, but Jian Hui was already a little tired when he said this. He hugged the sweating Min Lu and closed his eyes. Within a few minutes, the two fell asleep one after the other.

When Jian Hui woke up again, the first thing he saw was the clock on the wall reminding him of the time. He was startled, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone to see if there were any missed calls, and it turned out that there were indeed.

At first Min Dabao and Mr. Wang wanted to drop by to pick up their son when they went home, but when they arrived at the gate of Jianhui Community, they realized that they didn't know the exact location of the house number. The next time I went back, it wasn't until Min Lu woke up that he learned that his parents had come and left today.

Jian Hui gave Min Lu two choices: "Should I take you home or do you live here today?"

Min Lu didn't fully wake up, he yawned and said coquettishly with tears in his eyes, "I don't want to leave, but you don't have any clothes to change here."

Jian Hui didn't really want him to leave either, so he stepped forward and pinched Min Lu's cheeks, then got up and went to the closet to rummage through, and Min Lu woke up immediately after finding out a white shirt.He snatched the shirt from Jian Hui's hand, then took off his own clothes on the spot and changed it on, while changing his mind about YY novels and TV dramas that seduce boyfriends by wearing oversized shirts.

Miraculously, this time Min Lu's brain hole and Jian Hui's thoughts collided with each other. This is why Jian Hui took out his shirt. He stared at Min Lu non-stop when he changed clothes, and Min Lu Under his gaze, he shyly put on the shirt that belonged to Jian Hui.

We all know the three steps of putting on a shirt: set the arms, button the buttons, and organize the folds.

Min Lu put his arms on, everything was OK, but there was a problem with the buttons. The waist of the seemingly big shirt was so slim. Even though Min Lu sucked his stomach and buckled it up, there was still a bulging belly.

Min Lu: "..."

Min Lu didn't want to admit that he was a little fat man, so he asked innocently, "Am I pregnant?"

Suga Hui: "..."

That night, no matter how much Jian Hui threatened and lured Min Lu, he didn't open his mouth to take a bite, and even drank three sips of water. He said that he would either die or lose weight. From now on, he would only eat green leafy vegetables and would not eat any meat bump.

After Jian Hui heard this, he regretted his careful thinking in the afternoon. Although Min Lu said he had meat, he was actually not fat.Not only is he not fat, but he also feels good, which is why Jian Hui insists on sleeping with him.

Just imagine a person whose body temperature is warm in winter and cool in summer, feels great in the hand, and looks handsome in the same bed as you. Would you feel that your dreams at night are filled with pink bubbles?

But all of this stops here, Jian Hui only slept with Min Lu twice, and then this guy went back, so go back, anyway, there will be opportunities to sleep together in the future, but who knows that Min Lu's idea of ​​losing weight is so firm this time .

After Min Lu got home, he immediately gave his dad a diet recipe, and then asked his dad to cook according to the above content.

In the morning, Teacher Wang and Min Dabao ate meat buns, and he had vegetable juice with a small piece of dry bread.At noon, the whole company eats a box lunch with one big meat, one small meat and two vegetables, and he eats one and a half apples.In the evening, three dishes and one soup are standard at home, and he eats a cucumber.At night, Min Dabao made a pot of sweet soup for Mr. Wang, and asked his son to drink a bowl, but Min Lu sternly refused.

Min Dabao didn't know why he wanted to lose weight, but Zuo had nothing to do with Jian Hui, so he quietly contacted Jian Hui and asked him what was going on.

After learning about what Min Lu did at home, Jian Hui was not sure whether his weight loss was related to the day before, so he roughly told Min Dabao about what happened yesterday.Min Dabao was quiet for a while after learning about some of the situation. One minute later, he sent a message back to Jian Hui: "It's okay, it will be back to normal within three days."

Jian Hui stared at the information, feeling that things were not as optimistic as Min Dabao said.

As Jian Hui thought, Min Lu's weight loss plan this time was unprecedentedly long. On the weekend more than ten days later, he ran to Jian Hui's house with a pale face and tried on the shirt again. After two laps, Min Lu was so excited that he couldn't help ordering KFC takeaway. After eating and drinking, he brought up the story of "Baguette and Custard Bun" with great interest, but he listened to the story halfway through. I can't go down.

The main reason is: the milk yellow bun is too painful to listen to.

That night, the custard bun said to the baguette: "You are too big! Don't move! Let me slow down!"

The baguette poked lightly and said, "Okay, I won't move."

The custard bag is not stupid. After he realized that the baguette was about to break, he stared fiercely behind him: "How dare you!"

The baguette is innocent: "I poured so much oil, it should be fine."

Custard Bao looked at him with an expression of "you're kidding me": "Is there something wrong, don't you have a number in mind? You haven't measured how big that thing is?"

Baguette was a little shy after hearing this, he said, "I measured it, 17.8."

Custard bun: "..."

In mid-June 2019, Custard Bun gave up the idea of ​​being frantically exported by baguettes because of the pain.In the next half month, he began to force the baguette to lose weight, trying to make the other party shrink by a third, so that he could feel better.However, since this method has no scientific basis, it has little effect, so the custard bag will put black clothes on the small baguette in the next few days, in an attempt to visually feel the deep meaning of the four words "black makes you thinner" .