[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

I heard that the abandoned well in Kabukicho has been a bit abnormal recently.

"...Scares me to death! People are coming out of the well for days on end—"

Songyang was watering the flowers in the courtyard with a long-handled wooden spoon, and when he looked up, he saw a few old women tremblingly running past the private school.It was a slightly cooler late summer, and Gintoki was lazily reading comics on the airy corridor, muttering with dissatisfaction: "Hey, is "Jump" going to collapse recently? There have been several new serials that have been published It was cut in half? Can you take some time when editing and selecting manuscripts?"

"Not only "Jump", "Gfantasy" has also stopped publication for several issues." On the cover of the magazine opened in front of the letter girl, there was a gorgeous medieval British style deacon, "It seems that the winter of the comics industry has recently arrived."

Songyang wiped his hands on the apron, and let down his long hair, ready to go out to buy vegetables.Yinshi put "jump" on Xinnv's head, stepped down the steps of the private school in two steps, and wrapped her hands around her waist very skillfully.

"Let's go shopping with my wife."

Songyang frowned, stroked the sleeve of his right hand, and drove Yinshi into the ground inch by inch like a pile driver.When the ground was below his knees, Gintoki finally begged for mercy: "I'm sorry, teacher! I'm sorry! This piling method is more painful than punching into the center of the earth, teacher!"

"When Xiaoyin was young, what did you mean by respecting the teacher?"

"I love my teacher in the first place! Ah Yin has copied that famous saying of Aristotle many times, and it has been smashed deeper and deeper. Please stop, I'm sorry, teacher, I'm sorry!"

"What about the second half of the sentence? Gintoki ate the second half of the sentence together with the sugar?"

The sight of a white-haired head embedded in the door of Matsushita private school (fake) is no surprise to the residents of Kabukicho.The children in the private school were planting flowers in Yinshi's natural rolls, and Songyang took the small baskets for grocery shopping and walked straight to the abandoned well.

Sure enough, I still care a little bit.Since Xu wrecked a major destruction, eruptions of dragon veins have appeared all over the world, but this well is the nearest dragon vein entrance and exit, so far only he and Xu know about it.

A large circle of people surrounded the abandoned well, and Yamazaki from the Shinsengumi was waving a red stick, struggling to maintain discipline.Accidentally stepped on, Yamazaki let out a howl and fell back into the well.

"Mr. Yamazaki!"

Just as Song Yang was about to rush out of the crowd to hold him back, the crowd in front of him let out an exclamation.Songyang was stunned for a moment, watching Yamazaki maintain a falling posture, suspended in the air as if weightless.After a moment's pause, he was placed on the grass beyond the mouth of the well.

"...Fly, fly up ahhh!"

Before Yamazaki could react, he was overwhelmed by the screams of the crowd.Strangely, just after the scream lasted for two seconds, a thought flashed in Songyang's mind like lightning: [Humans are born to float in the air.And it is very natural common sense for people to climb out of this well. ]

A high school student with pink hair and green glasses naturally crawled out of the well and stood among the bored and scattered crowd.With calm eyes beyond age, he searched around the crowd and settled on Songyang's face.

--Um?

Songyang put his chin in his hands and thought for a while.

This young man seems to have met once in the dragon vein?

(Yes, we've met. My name is Kusuo Saiki, can I talk somewhere, Mr. Yoshida?)

The boy obviously didn't open his mouth, but his voice was clearly transmitted directly to the auditory nerve.The tone is as calm as still water, and the speed of speech inexplicably becomes faster and faster.

"Can you wait a moment?" Songyang gestured apologetically to the vegetable basket in his hand, "I still haven't bought carrots and eggs."

Saiki Kusuo stood there silent for a while.Although the super-powered boy didn't convey any message to him through telepathy, Songyang always felt that the other party seemed to be complaining silently in his heart.

(I'm sorry. I'm a little surprised that the setting of the other avatar has such a contrast. Then I'll wait here for your return.)

"Student Qi Mu, come with me. On the way back, we will pass by the vegetable market." Looking at the school uniform on the other party, "If you don't bring a schoolbag, you still have to rush back to do your homework?"

Saiki Kusuo nodded.It rained a little on the way back, and Songyang was protecting the top of the boy's head and was about to take shelter when he saw Saiki Kusuo pointing at the sky expressionlessly, the unfallen raindrops rose up, and the dark clouds seemed to be caught by someone. It spread out quickly like a fart collapsed with force.

"..."

It seems that there is indeed a lot of homework today.

Gintoki's head was still embedded in the ground, and Saiki Kusuo stood there silently for a while (Songyang always felt that he must be complaining quickly again), and walked around calmly.

Yinshi: "Doo-doo-doo-doo--"

(Don't just call others Doraemon. The low-cost co-production ended last week, and this time I'm here to discuss business.)

... Yinshi really has a wide network of contacts.This is obviously a character who traveled from another world. Has the sphere of influence penetrated into other worlds?

Songyang immediately looked at Yinshi stuck on the ground with admiration.

(Mr. Yoshida, you'd better not expect too much from your students. This guy is full of low-level words like "legs" and "open" when he sees you.)

Saiki Kusuo showed contemptuous eyes as if seeing garbage.

"...Shut up, you! Even Kusuo Ameng is not allowed to pry into other people's hearts! Yin really knows how to abuse cats!"

(It's about emptiness.)

When Yinshi was pulled out, Saiki Kusuo sat upright at the table, calmly sending his heartfelt voice to Songyang.

(As you can see, the passage between the worlds is suddenly flooded with unidentified people, who are actually refugees from other worlds.)

Saiki Kusuo picked up the "jump" on the side, and opened the latest serial that was cut in half.

(Like this issue of "Burst Omelet Rice", being cut in half is not a question of readers' votes at all, but that the new world just established is unstable and was directly destroyed by Xu.)

Yinshi: "...Eh?! So being cut in half is such a setting? Shixiong a dream?!"

(That's right Master Booger Poor. I'm just a normal Japanese high school student and I don't intend to be a regular world-saving existence. But last week happened to run into Xu, who is difficult in every sense of the word. )

For Saiki Kusuo, being able to say the word "difficult" means that it still gives him a headache.Like the alien spaceships that invaded the earth, the nuclear war on the earth, the sea level rise, the meteorite hitting the school grounds, etc., he had to solve it every few months, which already took up a lot of his dessert time Alright, now comes another immortal ultimate demon king——

Please don't let a high school student do something that throws people into the universe to stop thinking.This hurt too much to his immature heart, which was still protected by the juvenile protection law.

Although his superpower can directly change other people's minds, Xu is the type without any normal feelings, and in the end it can only be achieved to the extent that Xu temporarily loses interest in the world he lives in.

However, when reading the other party's heart, I accidentally discovered that there are only two categories of [creatures including humans] in his mind: Songyang, himself, and other messy living things.

"I'm ashamed to say it," Song Yang sighed, "I've already tried my best just to keep this world from his hands."

(I know. I came here today simply because I was curious about Mr. Yoshida.)

Another thing is to get rid of his sticky friends and come out to get some air alone.Saiki Kusuo drank the tea on the table, and seemed to be about to get up and say goodbye.

(The passage connecting the worlds is now chaotic. So occasionally people from other worlds come over, and people related to Mr. Yoshida or Xu will reach this world more easily. I think it is better to explain it to you.)

Speaking of which, the setting of being able to travel to other worlds through dragon veins has always made Songyang quite concerned.After all, it made him lose his way from the students for ten years——

(Oh. That was set when I was a kid.)

Saiki Kusuo put on his shoes calmly.

(When I was two years old, there was a neighbor brother who was clamoring all day to go to Gensokyo. Because it was too noisy, he simply added the setting of the dimensional passage to the dragon vein and sent him there.)

...So it was you who set it up? !

"Well...with superpowers, you can really do whatever you want."

(Yes.)

And he graciously admitted it!

There is Gintoki, who is busy receiving letters from lawyers who say goodbye all day long, and Songyang, who travels through the world through dragon veins. It is not difficult to accept this setting of breaking the dimensional wall—until Songyang finds out that Dazai is sitting in a private school one day. the door.

"……Huh?!!?"

Songyang was really frightened, and almost knocked over the soup bowl in his hand.Dazai turned around with an extremely gorgeous sliding step, and firmly caught the soup bowl with three fingertips.

"Pine nuts~~ I agreed to come and play with you! It's so hot!!"

...the result is still overturned.Dazai was so hot that he was doing ultra-high-speed squatting exercises on the spot. Songyang was angry and funny, and pulled him in through the soup and water all over the floor: "There are scald medicine in the private school."

"Um--?"

The black-haired young man narrowed his beautiful eyes, and the curvature of the corners of his lips suddenly deepened.The sliding door of the classroom was open, and through the courtyard in front of the door, several adult men could be seen being entangled by children.

"By the way, are all the students here today?"

Songyang tilted his head and thought for a while, besides Gui, the leader of the Meatball Sect, who is still preaching in the streets and alleys, and Jin Zhu has also returned to the private school these two days, probably a rare few days.

"Yeah. The kids I mentioned to you are here, come and see my students?"

"Okay."

Dazai was grinning, bent over and hugged Songyang—it turned out to be a very unscrupulous princess hug.After hugging him well, he walked briskly towards the classroom.

"... Mr. Dazai...?!"

"Let's go~~ Let me see how many bad children Songzi has raised—"