[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

"Please take me out of this room..."

"I don't~"

"..."

Following the crushed oxygen mask, Songyang had already pulled out the infusion tube that delivered the drug with great difficulty, and his left hand, with little strength left, was firmly grasping the uninvited guest's lapel.

Alien Altana on the walls of the room oppressed him well.He has been instilled with a lot of drugs, even with an automatic detoxification physique, he will not be able to fully wake up and fight for a while.

Little Yetu's boots trampled the snow-white quilt dirty.He himself didn't take it seriously, squatting beside Songyang with a smile, playing with his braided tail.

"The second machine is not in good condition today, it's really boring. Then make an appointment next time."

Breaking into the most heavily guarded room of a friendly ship, it was just like visiting here.Kamui braced his knees and prepared to stand up, and wanted to insert the infusion tube back for him by the way.

"……please stop……"

Songyang really misses his missing right hand very much at this moment.He grabbed Xiao Yetu's neck with his left hand to prevent him from raising his head, for fear that the only savior would slip back to the vent, and then raised his foot to step on the infusion tube that was still dripping drug.

"Please, Mr. Rabbit. Just getting me out of this room is enough."

Like throwing him in the vent.In this cramped room, he really couldn't use his strength.And there is surveillance in the room, someone should rush in immediately.

"But I don't do any good. It was because I didn't have enough money that I had to sneak in. By the way, the price Jinzhu offered was really too high. Is he trying to get familiar with me? But if the second machine is for me to use voluntarily , it’s another matter.”

"……it is good."

The dull hair on Kamui's head stood up energetically.

"How many times?"

"……up to you."

"In this case, the second machine will follow me back to my ship."

Kamui smiled and raised a finger.

"Actually, I'm not that hungry or thirsty. As long as I can have a hearty fight with me every day, that's enough."

Under such circumstances, the condition was forced, Songyang resisted the urge to simply sleep here to death, and asked, "Mr. Rabbit is also going to Earth?"

"Yes. Prepare to bump headfirst into Xu, and then fight with him."

"……make a deal."

Compared with the meticulousness of the purple-haired students to him, the Yetu clan really deserves the adjective simple and rude.Shenwei basically grabbed Songyang's hair and lifted him up. The pain was so painful that Songyang had to hug his neck and back desperately, and was carried into the air vent like a koala hanging on the opponent's body.

After being dragged for a certain distance in the ventilation duct, Songyang finally couldn't help it: "Please let go, I can move on my own."

"If I let go, won't Unit [-] regret it? Won't it say something like 'I'm from Jinsuke', and then run back to Jinsuke?"

Songyang was silent for a while, then whispered: "No."

Although it's a bit embarrassing to say that...but Jin Zhu really gave him a big jump.

He can fully understand the student's desire to protect him.It's one thing to understand, it's another thing to actually do it.

Before the chaotic thoughts are sorted out, a temporary escape may be a solution.With such a dazed and entangled attitude, I might accidentally cause harm to that sensitive student.

Seeing his team leader, Mei Zizi, returning to the ship with the booty in a snow-white bathrobe, the experienced Afutu just stood there in a daze for two seconds, and immediately howled helplessly: "Let's go! Let's go! Hurry up!" sail!"

——The leader really went to steal people!

Somehow in Afutu's beeping complaints, he foresaw that the regiment leader was going to do something again, and the driver of the Seventh Division shivered all over, and almost deduced the joystick with a click.

All the propellers of the battleship Yetu roared, and it shot away from the side of the ghost soldier team like a cannonball. After waiting for a few minutes, the ghost soldier team responded immediately and chased after Yetu.

Among the mighty alien army approaching the earth, the mysterious painting styles of the two warships chasing and fighting on their own are incompatible.The chase lasted for three days and three nights. Before the last bit of fuel was exhausted, the ghost soldiers finally accepted Afutu's communication request.

"The teacher is—oh, I saw it."

Hearing the deep voice of the man in the control room, Song Yang just took half a step, then quickly flashed back behind the door.

Even though it was just a glimpse, the purple-haired man on the communication screen looked very gloomy, and the blood was still dripping down his head and face.Probably just after getting off the battlefield, he heard from his subordinates that Yetu came to snatch people.

"Don't be angry, I'm completely innocent."

Shenwei stood in front of the communication screen with a smile, and sold Songyang very readily.

"I just sneaked onto your boat to play with machine number two. He grabbed me and said he wanted to leave."

"I know. I've seen the surveillance records."

Song Yang was standing quietly outside the door of the control room against the wall, and heard the man's unusually calm voice.Although it was calm, there was a strong wind and rain under the voice line.

"Does the teacher prefer this type?"

The man at the other end of the communication screen was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed in a low voice with a sinister voice.

"It's the first time I've seen a teacher who hugs others like that and doesn't let go."

The experienced Afutu stopped the communication with a punch.

"... Let's go! Let's go!"

The battleship Yetu, which was temporarily stuck in the universe because it thought it could communicate and negotiate peace, drove away at the speed of light one second before the ghost soldiers were about to successfully smuggle.

The sudden acceleration of the spacecraft made Kamui sway, supported his body with an umbrella, and then complained to Afutu:

"If you talk to Jin Zhu carefully, maybe he will really give me this toy."

"...No team leader, let's just trust the intuition of an uncle who has gone through many vicissitudes. Before you get tired of playing, if you don't want to see your 'No. It fell back into the hands of the opponent."

"What do you mean being fucked until you can't close your legs? A fight?"

"Yes, fight."

Speaking of fighting, this is the first time Songyang has encountered such a vigorous species.For Yetu, there is no end to the duel, especially when it is mad, the gladiatorial fight will turn into a bloody massacre.

Songyang abided by his agreement and tried his best to satisfy Little Yetu's desire for violence anytime and anywhere.It can be seen that the entire Seventh Division is eager to embrace and cry - once the leader with an angelic face is dissatisfied with his desires, he will ask his subordinates for surgery at any time.

For their sustainable cooperation, they more or less went through a period of running-in.

"Sneak attack is prohibited."

After two days of being unable to eat and sleep at ease, Songyang first made this request, but was rejected by Shenwei with a big lobster in his mouth.

"How can a battle without a sneak attack be considered a battle?"

Shenwei was upright and awe-inspiring, he bit off the big lobster in his mouth, chewed and swallowed it, and attacked Songyang's front door as soon as he stepped on the table.

"No smashing things."

This item was mainly asked by Song Yang secretly by the battleship maintenance workers of the Seventh Division.

There are not many places in the battleship for these two cosmic-level combat forces to practice martial arts, only a large area on the top of the battleship that has been emptied is barely usable.It's just that sometimes Shenwei can't hold back his strength, and blows up the pressure device or the oxygen supply system with one punch, and the entire battleship will be affected.

"But according to the legend, if you put the big-nosed dragon in the furniture city, the dragon would be invincible." Shenwei felt restrained, "Others can fight with chairs, so what if I blow up one or two machines?"

"...Because the machine is expensive." Songyang said earnestly, "If I really want to throw a chair, let Afutu go and buy two hundred of them and bring them back."

"I don't~"

...I really miss the obedient Gintoki and Kotaro, as well as the obedient Jinsuke...

"Finally, can Mr. Rabbit not tear my clothes?"

After Songyang boarded Yetu's ship, he changed into a white Tang suit that was convenient for fighting, and his long hair was tied back into a braid. He found that this greatly reduced the chance of being caught by Shenwei.

At the beginning, he didn't know how to weave it very well, so he was braided into a double braid by Kamui who volunteered - so in the ensuing battle, Xiao Yetu got a good beating.

But Shenwei's bad habit of tearing whatever he sees during hand-to-hand combat is really hard to change.The Yetu clan kept everything simple, tearing up one piece of clothing and missing one piece. Songyang found that there were only the last two pieces of Tang suits suitable for his body shape, so he lodged a serious negotiation with Shenwei.

Neither this nor that, Shenwei pretended to be annoyed and puffed up his cheeks, but actually he was very happy.

Great value!Even after being bombarded by the ghost soldiers for more than ten days, it is really worth it to be able to snatch such a desirable toy!

Xu Neng won the title of "the strongest in the universe" in the hands of the bald old man. If possible, he would of course want to compete with Xu Yi first; I thought that the second machine would have some flaws, and it was almost a substitute to pass the time , who knows that the strength of the second unit is far beyond what he expected. As far as the creatures he has fought against so far, it can be called the leader of the first echelon, and it is estimated to be comparable to Fengxian in his prime.

If he had the same super self-healing ability as Xu, he might really be able to claim the crown in the universe.

"When will your right hand recover?"

With blood on his face, Shenwei sat on the sink shaking his feet, and asked with concern.Songyang was sitting on the bathroom floor wiping sweat, only a pair of Tang suit pants left on his body.He was half-dressed after taking a shower, and was attacked by this guy, and he probably had to wash it again in a while.

"I don't know."

"Why don't you install prosthetics? If machine number two has two hands, will the fight be more severe?"

"I'm not used to prosthetics, and my combat effectiveness will decrease instead. Is this okay?"

"Hmm—" Mr. Rabbit, who loves to fight, fell into deep thought.

Occasionally there are some serious discussions of this type.Songyang's ability to adapt is as good as his dragon pulse physique, and he has gradually caught up with Shenwei's way of thinking and Yetu's simple life style.In the first few days of boarding the battleship Yetu, the gap was too great, and every cell in the body that was extremely pampered by Jin Zhu was clamoring for discomfort.

When the ghost soldiers were on board, the purple-haired man barely let his feet touch the ground.The food is always at just the right temperature for your mouth, and you will definitely have a thoughtful massage before going to bed at night.Even though he has grown up, Takasugi still seems to like to hug him to sleep, and when asked why, he just smiled and said, "To let the teacher get used to it."

...It is estimated that this is why when he first came to Yetu's side, he put a quilt roll behind his back when he slept.